This......

You're kidding me, aren't you......

This is the Pangu Demon Slashing Sword that you said is hard to buy, and the name is cool and drags tens of thousands of miles?

How do you look at this thing, how do you think that it can be bought for twenty or thirty yuan at those stalls, the kind of wooden sword that amuses children to play......

I pursed the corners of my lips, scorched by the thunder.

I called Wang Di out, picked up the wooden sword and was about to cut at her, Wang Di looked at me with a smile at first, and when he saw the sword in my hand, the smile on his face suddenly froze, and he disappeared in front of me with a "whoosh".

"The host...... Don't you want me, don't I have to cut off half my life with this knife......"

Oh......

This so-called Pangu Heaven Slaying Ghost Sword still seems to be a bit powerful, I nodded, no matter what the material is, at least it can play a role in restraining ghosts.

Although it looks like this, it is not at all comparable to the scimitar that Zhao Hua gave me before, but this wooden sword can be hidden in clothes, and when encountering ghosts, it can achieve a surprise effect, which is not comparable to the scimitar in any case.

At this time, my eyes returned to my phone again, after all, there was still the ghost catching technique that Yan Longbow sent me.

I clicked on the email and read it carefully, for fear that I would miss a single word, after all, this is a treasure that I asked for with a full million apprenticeship fees!

Three ways to see the hell:

At about 12 o'clock in the evening, in a darker room, four people stood in the four corners of the room, and these four corners were represented by ABCD, for example, the person standing in the corner of wall A walked along the wall to the person standing in the corner of wall B, and after the first person touched the body of the second person, the second person immediately walked along the wall to the third person at point C. When the second person touches the body of the third person, the third person immediately walks towards the fourth person at point D and ......

Oops,.

Isn't this a four-cornered trick?

What does this mean, fool me with what I will?

After I finished greeting his family, I looked at the second method.

Midnight combing:

It's twelve o'clock when I comb my hair in the mirror......

Hell, I have to bring a mirror and a comb to comb my hair in front of the ghost?

You have to accumulate some virtue if you cheat people, okay?

Please Ghost Eat Food Method:

Less than 10 people, half men and half women, a bowl of steamed white rice, the bowl is especially good with the old one, kill a rooster, and drench the blood in the rice until it is the same as the rice. The people gathered in a circle, walked around the meal, and said in their mouths or hearts: Past gods, please come and eat; If you eat my food, please relieve me. From time to time, the chicken blood in the bowl overflows, immediately spread the white paper on the ground, all turn their backs, one person asks questions, everything is done, after hearing the bowl breaks, you can look back at the content of the paper. It is generally written in chicken blood.

Don't: Ask a question and then look back when the bowl is not broken; After reading the contents of the paper, you should immediately go to the crossroads and burn them, and dig deep into the bowls and grain waists until the shade comes out. Don't let others see the content on the paper, and don't reveal the content on the paper; The rest of the people are not allowed to peek at the contents of the paper.

It is said that there is an answer on paper, but there are conditions, and the most serious is death in a few days. Generally, ghosts eat your food and don't mention too many conditions, but ghosts also take risks, so if you don't implement or don't meet its conditions, it's hard for you to say.

This method is very novel, in addition to the number of people and the method of "please", it is still good......

But what exactly are you trying to make a fuss?

None of these methods are suitable for tonight's operation, and I always feel that I have been pitted, but fortunately, there is a weapon that is somewhat effective, and this gives the necessary guarantee for tonight's operation.

But there is another way to see ghosts, and that is to ask them!

"Little Wang ......"

"Hmmm......"

"Do you have any way to see ghosts?"

"There are two kinds."

"Hmm."

"One is to be with the woman a few times, until you are exhausted and your yang energy is lost, you can see ghosts."

This method obviously doesn't work, because now I need to keep my yang energy, and then ......

I also need to find someone who is willing to talk to me a few times......

"Change ......"

"Just wipe your eyes with ghost essence."

"It's so simple, what is the ghost essence?"

"Ahem...... Don't ask, I'll give it to you when the time comes. ”

Ghost Essence?

What kind of thing is this, it feels a little powerful, no matter what, it will be good to study it when the time comes.

When everything was ready, I made a call to Yan Longbow: "Master, I really thank you, I wish you a happy future to hell, and by the way, bless your ancestors for the eighteenth generation!" ”

Yan Longbow was not angry: "Oh, you have seen all those things, there is a big secret in the bag containing the Pangu Heaven and Earth Demon Slaying Sword, you will definitely regret it if you don't look at it!" ”

After saying that, he hung up.

I listened to the beeping phone in a daze, did I blame him?

I still scolded him like that......

I reached into the bag I had tossed aside, and slowly pulled out a piece of cardboard.

With reverence, I carefully read every word again.

Really wrong......

I was really wrong......

I was scolding him like that just now......

I picked up the phone and called Yan Longbow again.

"Hello, **** boy, I don't have time to listen to your blind **** for the time being, please leave a message if you have something, press the # key to speak......"

I pressed the # key: "You **** thing, bastard, you're going to die badly!!!! ”

As I spoke, the piece of cardboard in my hand fell to the ground, which read:

Honorably produced by Yan Longbow, the suggested retail price, 100 yuan.

Oops,.

Just a hundred dollars of stuff and those three ways to get the hell on the Internet, you cheated me for a million, and I scolded you like that before......

I regret it......

I regret that the scolding was too light!

I thought about it, I scolded him dozens of times on my mobile phone, and then I was irritable, and I sat and drank water for a long time after sitting and drinking water on my mobile phone.

I called Zhang Qingqing, and after a while, she came to this water bar, and after sitting down and chatting for a while, I leaned into her ear and whispered a few words.

She blushed and said no, but at my almost kneeling plea, she nodded reluctantly, and then she went to the bathroom, gave me a plastic bag, and walked away with a blushing face.

I put this thing in my bag casually, and sat in this water bar until ten o'clock, and then I inserted the Pangu Ghost Slaying Sword worth 100 yuan into my clothes at will, and waited for the bus that was said to be haunted.

The corners of my mouth curled up in a grim curvature......

Then you......

Just pack up and get ready to fly!

And just like that, I walked up without looking back.