The dream has been big for thousands of years, what year is it? Before I knew it, the morning reading class was over.

"Brother Ye Mu, Brother Ye Mu!" In a daze, Ye Mu seemed to hear someone calling his name in his ear. Trying to open his eyes, a delicate little face met Ye Mu's eyes.

"What's wrong, Xiaoyu?" Rubbing his slightly sour eyes, Ye Mu squeezed out a smile from the corner of his mouth.

"Brother Ye Mu, have you had any difficulties lately?" looked at the tired Ye Mu distressedly, and Chu Lianyu asked softly.

"No, why did you suddenly remember to ask this?"

"Then why is Brother Ye Mu so sleepy every day?" After a moment's hesitation, the girl still said the question in her heart.

Smiling slightly, Ye Mu couldn't help but reach out and rub the girl's head, "Xiaoyu is observing very carefully!Don't worry, I'm fine, it's just that I've been busy reviewing my homework for the past two days, so I haven't slept very well at night." Isn't this an exam coming soon!"

"Oh, Brother Ye Mu, why are you touching someone's head again, how many times have I told you, we are about the same age! Don't always treat me like a child, okay!" Hurriedly breaking free of Ye Mu's "claws", Chu Lianyu looked around a little guilty. Fortunately, none of the classmates found out, and the girl couldn't help but quietly breathe a sigh of relief in her heart.

"What's the matter, what's wrong with my brother touching my sister's head?" shrugged his shoulders, Ye Mu had an expression that should have been like this.

"You ......" glared at Ye Mu, and Chu Lianyu turned her head to the side angrily. What, have you ever seen a sister who would let an older brother touch her head? It's clearly people, people, oops, how can I think of such a thing!

Shaking her head slightly, Chu Lianyu kept silently reciting the word reserved in her heart.

"What's wrong with you?" Perhaps thinking that Chu Lianyu's state at this time was a little wrong, Ye Mu asked softly.

"Eh, it's okay!" Chu Lianyu was startled by Ye Mu's sudden question, rubbed her little face, which was already a little hot, and the girl began to change the topic, "Brother Ye Mu, are you really okay?"

"Really, really!" As he spoke, Ye Mu straightened his chest and made a very healthy gesture towards Chu Lianyu.

However, Ye Mu's efforts did not completely put the girl at ease, "But today morning when you were sleeping, Teacher Tang Yue came. Lowering her head, Chu Lianyu whispered.

"Nani!" The calm look on Ye Mu's face faded in an instant, "Impossible, why did she come so early?" Could it be that this girl left Song Xuan alone in my house?" Lowering his head, Ye Mu whispered.

"Brother Ye Mu, what did you just say?" Chu Lianyu, who didn't hear clearly, asked with some confusion.

"Haha, it's nothing!" Ye Mu instantly put away the confused look on his face, "I was just thinking, why didn't Teacher Tang Yue wake me up?" With a straight face, Ye Mu lied without a red face and a heartbeat.

"No, what kind of conspiracy can Mr. Tang have. You two don't know each other very well. ”

"It's also ha!" Seeing the suspicious look on Chu Lianyu's face, Ye Mu suddenly became nervous, "That's what I said, how could Teacher Tang Yue play any conspiracy on me, she is not my sister." ”

stared at Ye Mu suspiciously for a while, and Chu Lianyu finally chose to believe Ye Mu's words. After all, Chu Lianyu didn't know that her teacher Tang Yue had been staying at her Ye Muge's house last night.

Seeing that Chu Lianyu was no longer suspicious, Ye Mu couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief. Anyway, Tang Yue stayed at his house for one night, and today he was left alone in the house, and Chu Lianyu would not find out that he had lied to her.

After thinking about it in his heart for a while, Ye Mu suddenly became confident, raised his eyes and looked at the watch on the wall, Ye Mu's eyes rolled, "Okay, you see that this question has also been asked, and the warning has been given, then, is it time for our big beauty to go back and prepare for class?"

"It's okay, the first period is a Chinese class. Chu Lianyu's expression at this time was very similar to someone.

"That's what's wrong with Xiaoyu. Yes, I admit that the Chinese class is a bit boring, but no matter how you say it, he also accounts for 150 points in the college entrance examination, do you say it is important or not!" With a face, Ye Mu said solemnly.

"But isn't this what you used to say to me before?" Chu Lianyu said a little aggrieved.

"I used to be ignorant, but now I don't think so. I can tell you, you must listen to the class well for a while, and I will supervise you!" Ye Mu felt that he had discovered the reason why Tang Yue had taught himself a lesson if he had something to do.

"Oh, okay. Looking up at the time, Chu Lianyu pouted a little reluctantly, "Then I'll go back first." ”

"Goodbye!"

"Goodbye!"

Looking at Chu Lianyu's back, Ye Mu couldn't help but fall into deep contemplation. Obviously, the boy also noticed that something was wrong with his situation today. It stands to reason that as a blood clan, you shouldn't be afraid to stay up late. Besides, even when I used to stay up until one or two o'clock, I wasn't so tired.

Could it be that the kidneys are deficient? A terrible thought could not help but pop up in the young man's heart. But this shouldn't be, I'm young and strong, how can I have kidney deficiency! Yes, there must be other reasons, it can't be kidney deficiency!

"Bell" Just when Ye Mu was thinking wildly, the bell of the first class rang. Turning his head and glancing at the seat next to him, Ye Mu stood up decisively.

"Bang bang bang" as if agreed, Ye Mu stood up for less than five seconds, and a heavy footstep came from behind. Panda Song Chengyu once again outperformed his Chinese teacher.

"Bang Bang" passed through the passage specially left for him by Ye Mu, and Song Chengyu sat on his stool. Then he began to lie on the table and gasp for air.

"What's the matter? Wasn't it quite accurate to count the old man's time before? This time I made a mistake!" Looking at the panda's flushed fat face, Ye Mu teased with schadenfreude on his face.

"Don't say it, who...... Who knows ...... this old man is What's crazy today, come...... Came so early!"

"Hey, okay, okay, don't say it, you take a breath first. I'll talk about it later. Looking at Song Chengyu's breathless appearance, Ye Mu couldn't help but be a little worried about the safety of this product's life. In this way, Ye Mu watched the panda gasp for breath for several minutes.

"Panda, didn't I say you, did you say that you would risk your life when you went to the toilet?" Seeing that the panda's panting was almost even, Ye Mu, who was a bad friend, couldn't help but laugh.

"You know a fart!" "Panda was not polite to Ye Mu, a bad friend, "Do you know how popular the toilet pit is now? Do you know how much effort my brother wasted in order to squat in the pit once?"

"What's the matter, listen to your tone, the pit in this toilet has become a scarce resource in our Sacred Forest!"

"That's not it, don't you know that the thatched pit and men in our holy forest are in a state of more monks and less meat! That is to say, every morning, there will be a group of people with their legs between their legs to watch others squatting in the pit, so grabbing the pit is robbing for life!"

"I don't understand, why do you want to come to the school to squat, can't you solve those things at home?" Looking at Song Chengyu's sad and indignant look, Ye Mu couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Hey, isn't it a little tight in the morning and I don't have time to go to the toilet at home!"

"Speak human words!"

"Can't get up. ”

“......”

"Ye Mu, you get up and tell everyone what kind of thing you think can be called a classic. Just when Ye Mu and Song Chengyu were chatting hotly, the words of the Chinese teacher directly pulled Ye Mu to hell.

Glancing hatefully at the panda covering his mouth and snickering, Ye Mu stood up a little confused. Glancing at the Chinese teacher standing on the podium blankly, Ye Mu asked cautiously, "That, teacher, what did you just say?"

As soon as a sentence was spoken, dozens of people in the class suddenly leaned back and laughed. Only Chu Lianyu looked at Ye Mu with some concern.

"What are you laughing at! It's class, if you want to laugh, let me go home and laugh!" slapped the table vigorously, and the Chinese teacher, who was accustomed to seeing "big scenes", quickly stabilized the scene.

Looking at the quiet class with satisfaction, the Chinese teacher once again focused on Ye Mu's body, "I'll ask you what you think is a classic." In the spirit of teaching without class, the Chinese teacher repeated the question just now.

"What is a classic?" pretended to repeat the question, and the young man couldn't help but feel bitter in his heart, how should I answer this big question?

Just when Ye Mu had a headache, a suppressed low laugh came into his ears. Lowering his head slightly, Ye Mu's eyes were filled with the panda's constantly trembling shoulders for a moment.

Xiao Ye's classmates are a little unbalanced. You said that the Chinese teacher, you are obviously talking to me and the panda, what do you say if you only catch me!

As the saying goes, a jealous woman can do anything. The same is true for men.

Resisting the urge to kick the dead panda next to him from the third floor, Ye Mu's eyes rolled, and he immediately thought about it.

"Teacher, I'm ready!" cleared his throat, Ye Mu seemed very confident.

"Oh, tell me about it. As if he didn't expect this student who had not listened to the class from the beginning to choose to answer the question, the Chinese teacher seemed a little surprised at this time.

"Actually, I think a sentence that my colleague Song Chengyu once said to me can be called a classic. It didn't seem to see the surprise on the Chinese teacher's face, Ye Mu's chest was still very tall.

"Oh, yes, then you can share it with everyone. As he spoke, he glanced at Song Chengyu with some surprise.

"Poof" the panda squirted out again, only this time it was startled. Tugged Ye Mu's sleeve hard, and the panda looked at Ye Mu vigorously.

But will Ye Mu, who has just been ridiculed, relent? The answer is obviously no.

"I was at the same table, that is, Song Chengyu once said something to me," Ye Mu, who cleared his throat and suppressed the joy in his heart, said calmly, "Girls often say: 'None of the men are good. So when a girl says to you, 'You're a good person,' you're basically dead because you've officially quit being a man in her mind, and you've lost the possibility of further development." You're only a good person when a girl says to you, 'You dead ghost.'" ”

After saying a joke with a righteous face, Ye Mu cleared his throat again, "I personally think that Song Chengyu's words are still very reasonable, so they can be called classics!"

After Ye Mu finished speaking, the entire class instantly fell silent, and five seconds later, the second and sixth classes of high school broke out into a burst of earth-shattering laughter.