Chapter 311: Yellow Bird One, Pioneer Team
When the steel head regains consciousness from its slumber and opens its eyes, it enters the unfamiliar ceiling. His brow furrowed, and his head was groggy, as if he had been trampled by tens of thousands of two-headed cows.
The room was softly lit, and there was a pleasant smell in the air, which was out of place with the cold steel walls around it.
Where am I? What's going on? Frank... That's right, Frank! Ahhh
Fear came back to him, and he remembered, crocodile man! Frank turns into a crocodile man, and the words he says, "Uncle Steelhead, you're finally here!" Let's be family again..."
To be family again!? Could it be that I'm going to be transformed into a crocodile man too? No, once you become that kind of monster, you will never be able to return to the human world! You have to find a way to escape, you can't sit still!
The steel head struggled to get up, and a feeling of weakness hit him, and his body was like a thousand pounds, and he couldn't even lift a finger.
Damn it! The body is so weak that it is abnormal, it is definitely caused by some kind of ability, no wonder I didn't see the guards...
Just when he was extremely distressed, a click~~ voice came, and the door opened! The steel-headed heart pounded at a breakneck pace. He closed his eyes in despair, not knowing what fate he was going to accept, to die or to be transformed into a crocodile man?
He felt a cold palm covering his mouth, and a whisper came from his ear: "Uncle Steelhead, it's me!" Don't be afraid, I'm here to get you out! ”
Frank? Steelhead was pleasantly surprised, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a crocodile man with dark green scales sitting on the edge of the bed, and he wanted to say something, but at this time he was extremely weak, and he could only blink vigorously.
"I know what you mean, don't worry about me. Except for being a crocodile man, everything else is fine... Uncle time is running out, I'll get you out first. ”
As he spoke, the crocodile man picked him up and walked out of the room, when the feeling of tiredness came back to him, his head was groggy, and his eyes were dark and unconscious.
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I don't know how long it has been, but the sleeping steel head feels that someone is pushing him, and a stranger is shouting in his ear: "Boss steel head wake up!" Wake up..."
He woke up suddenly, opened his eyes and sat up straight, turned his head sideways and asked suspiciously, "Where is this?" What about the crocodile people? Crocodile people... Ahhh ”
The person who came looked at the steel head with strange eyes, and wanted to say that the boss is not sleeping stupidly, he said cautiously: "What crocodile man, boss calm down!" I'm a cow brute! ”
“... Alas? As soon as the steel head heard the name of the cow man, he immediately remembered that the cow man was a small leader under him!
Then he looked around, this should be on the edge of the forest, so I escaped!? It was Frank who saved me, and it was in vain that I hurt him so much in the past! Alas, it's just a pity ...
The thought of his nephew, who had become a crocodile man, made the joy of escaping death dull.
He let out a long sigh and asked, "Why are you here?" ”
Niu Manzi hurriedly stepped forward and bowed down and replied: "Five days ago, the boss led the team into the giant crocodile forest, but after two days you still didn't come back, we were worried that you were in danger, so we carefully crossed the battlefield and came to the forest to find you!" There are thirty of them, they're nearby, do you need me to signal them? ”
It's been five days!? What the hell are these crocodile people trying to do? Broke the contract and attacked me, and gave Frank... Damn it! When the war is over, I will lead my troops to exterminate you! Wash my neck and wait, I want you to repay the humiliation of these days a hundredfold!
The steel head turned his head and took one last look at the forest, and then said to the cow barbarian with a pleasant face: "You have made a meritorious service, call everyone back immediately!" Something is wrong with the forest, it's not safe here! Retreat immediately. ”
"Understand the boss, I'll contact them!"
At this time, Niu Manzi's heart blossomed, and he thought happily: Now that he is developed, he will definitely be promoted when he goes back, and today is really my lucky day.
Just as the nervous team of Steelhead and their whole team left, no one noticed that in the dense forest, there were three crocodile people, who were staring at them with cold eyes.
Frank the crocodile man whispered worriedly, "Grandpa Greyscale, is it really okay for my uncle to go back like this?" I'm afraid he'll be..."
Dressed in gray-white scales, he sat on a tree not far away, he reached out and patted Frank's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, little one... The one in his body is so good at stealth that even high-level detection abilities can't detect his presence. ”
The remaining crocodile man disagreed, clenched the spear in his hand, and whispered: "Grandpa, I'm not worried that he will be exposed, but I don't understand why he wants to be involved in the war of mankind?" It's better to kill them all, whoever dares to come to the forest will kill them, in the forest we crocodile people are invincible! ”
The little guy is overconfident now, Gray Scale sighed in his heart, and patiently explained: "Because the person who came is not good, whether it is the East Road Alliance or the Metal Smelting Association, it is not a good stubble!" Who can guarantee that they won't hit our minds? Instead of sitting and waiting, it is better to plan ahead of the day. ”
After speaking, he muttered to himself in a low voice: "The praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind, and everyone thinks we are the cicada." Until the end, who is the yellow finch and who is the praying mantis, who can figure it out? ”
When the Steelhead group was far away, Greyscale dropped a sentence and jumped off the tree: "Go back, little ones!" Just be patient and wait for the show to play out. ”
Meow meow meow ~ ~ (are they all gone?) )
On the branch of a large tree, a fat orange cat witnessed the whole process, and it stood up and stretched its waist, licking its paws triumphantly.
Meow is not the same, you can find great information if you go shopping, what reward should you ask the owner to go back to?
Yesterday, the fat cat, who was sent by Dingno to scout in the giant crocodile forest, was bored wandering around the forest, and unexpectedly saw Frank, the crocodile man, walking out of the forest with a human in his arms.
The fat cat stayed far behind Frank the crocodile-man, spying on them and seeing what was happening.
Meow~~ Do you want to follow these green-skinned monsters? Eh~~ Forget it, I don't want to move, just be able to make a difference.
The lazy cat has its own lazy blessings, but fortunately it didn't keep up, otherwise with the keen perception of the crocodile man, it would definitely be abnormal.
...
When Dino listened to the fat cat's information, he said to himself, "There is a green-skinned monster in the forest? And it's a monster that can use weapons and has a high level of intelligence..."
The Eastern Continent Alliance, the Metal Smelting Society, and the greenskins behind it... It seems that this war is not as simple as it seems.
Combined with Frank. Hannah's intelligence, the Greenskins are likely to be one of the targets of both warring sides... So what is the connection between these monsters and the old times? Wait a minute... I probably get it!
Stained Glass City definitely has a connection to the Greenskins, at least in trade, maybe I can...
Ideas spilled into Dino's mind, and a plan took shape.
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In the southern part of the giant crocodile forest, in the camp of the pioneer team, the first team members have been born.
In the cave that had been converted into a dormitory, Qin Shuangshuang knocked on the door with an angry face and shouted, "Kuwabara, you Dogecoin thing!" You come out for me! Look at this fairy to beat you to death today! ”
The room is a double dormitory and the interior is very simply furnished, with only a few simple pieces of furniture.
Han Hai, who slept with Kuwabara, said in a dull tone like a robot: "It seems that I am looking for you, and it is unreasonable not to go out." ”
Kuwabara lay on the bed and retorted angrily: "It's not reasonable to go out!" Do you think I'm like a fool? Who sent it to the door to be beaten? ”
Han Hai nodded and agreed: "Well, you are not a fool, so it is reasonable not to open the door." ”
At this time, the voice outside the door sounded even more angry: "Kuwabara, you come out!" There's a kind of test medicine on me, and you kind of open the door! If you can survive the first year of junior high school, can you still survive the fifteenth!? There's a kind of you just live in the room for the rest of your life and never come out! ”
The robot Han Hai was curious about the baby, and asked again: "Have you tested Qin Shuangshuang again?" Why? ”
After living with Han Hai for so long, Kuwabara has figured out his character, and when he asks questions, he must answer them! Otherwise, he will repeat it over and over again, and he will be annoyed to death.
Kuwabara picked his nose and replied casually: "She is the most physically fit of our group, and she happened to test the medicine." Every time I control the medication within a reasonable range, Qin Shuangshuang's guy has rough skin and thick meat, she will be fine, and she will have a stomach for a day at most. ”
"Reasonable."
After saying that, Han Hai got up and walked to the door, stretching out his hand to open the door.
Kuwabara was shocked and shouted, "What are you doing? Don't! ”
"I'll open the door for Qin Shuangshuang, otherwise she won't find you, and she will be angry with me, it is human instinct to seek advantages and avoid harm, it is very reasonable."
As soon as he finished speaking, Han Hai opened the door without hesitation, and smiled at the people outside: "Good afternoon, Sister Qin, please come in." ”
"Brother Han, thank you, you are such a good person!"
Lori Qin, who looked to be only thirteen or fourteen years old, walked into the room, stared at Kuwabara playfully, and said with a strange smile: "Hey, hey, Kuwabara didn't expect it, right?" Now go to heaven and earth, and the gods and Buddhas can't save you! ”
Sang Yuan rolled up the quilt, like an innocent girl who was about to be **, shrunk in the corner, and shouted: "Qin Shuangshuang, don't come here, I'm going to shout for help, I'm not the kind of casual person!" ”
Qin Shuangshuang sneered: "Heheda, I'm bah! A man who doesn't even have JJ, where did you get your face! Stand up obediently, I promise not to slap your face. ”
"I don't have a JJ, don't you have no breasts... I rub! Help, you're really here, it's painful, you're going to die..."
If you don't die, you won't die, and it's clear that Kuwabara doesn't know this truth at all, and he was abused by the bone-breaking hand that was poked in the sore spot.
Han Hai, who saw Kuwabara's miserable condition, put down the salt-baked bird's egg in his hand, and couldn't help laughing.
Suddenly the room fell into the embarrassment of a mystery, who laughed! Do you understand the atmosphere! Qin Shuangshuang stopped his hand and glared at Han Hai with hatred on the side.
Han Hai said with an innocent face: "Don't worry about me, you continue." I watch the play and eat bird eggs, which is very reasonable. ”
What a good brother for me! Kuwabara felt his heart dripping blood, and shouted, "Reasonable your sister, traitor! I suffer, you still have the face to watch the play! Go and beat him to death. ”
"You're all Dogecoin stuff! Die now! ”
And just like that, there was a new scream in the room...
After a period of abuse, Qin Shuangshuang, who had finished venting, was not polite, picked up the bird eggs on the table and ate them, praising them while eating: "Where are so many bird eggs found?" Not to mention, it's delicious. ”
Han Hai covered his wound and complained weakly: "This is unreasonable, Sister Qin, you shouldn't have beaten me and eaten my bird eggs." ”
The words full of ambiguity made Qin Shuangshuang blush, turned his head and shouted: "Bah, who eats your bird eggs, do you have eggs?" You don't even have JJ! ”
Kuwahara couldn't help but laugh after hearing this, and shouted: "Hahahaha, Qin Shuangshuang eats Han Hai's bird eggs, you are too hungry, right?" Dead~~"
Qin Shuangshuang slapped him on the forehead and shouted angrily: "Hey you laugh again, I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment!" ”
At this moment, Han Hai, who had finished thinking about it, said seriously: "I have bird eggs, and there is a big jar, aren't you eating my bird eggs in Kuwabara?" ”
"Hmmma—" Kuwabara's smile froze, and his face was full of painful dog eggs.
Qin Shuangshuang died of laughter, and said with a clear thought: "Look at who the sky bypasses, the way of heaven is so reincarnated!" Burst... It's super dirty, Kuwawon eats Han Hai's bird eggs, and I'm going to tell everyone when I go back. ”
"I'm desperate for this world full of retards..."
Kuwabara, who was knocked down by his retardation, lost his dreams and lay out on the bed weakly.
After a while, he suddenly said with some emotion: "Alas, I didn't expect us to live again, and we have crossed into another world, and the fate is really amazing." ”
Qin Shuangshuang was not as hypocritical as him, and hummed: "Cut~~ Don't feel life like an old man." And do you think that's a good thing? We're here to colonize the world, not for vacation! We don't know how many dangers await us in the future. ”
"Anyway, if you hang up, you can still be resurrected, I'm afraid of a hair, the bird is dead X to the sky, who is afraid of whom!"
Kuwabara, who had just finished saying his handsome words, immediately showed a bitter face, and shouted in a mournful voice: "The training of the pioneer team is too hard, it is really not a human life!" ”
"Who told you not to exercise much, you weak scum!"
"Shuangshuang, you are awesome, there is a kind of cultural class don't ask me for answers, others are big-chested and brainless, you are flat-chested and brainless!"
"Hmph Kuwabara, I'll write down your words in a small notebook, and settle accounts together in the future!"
Qin Shuangshuang suddenly thought of something and shouted with interest: "By the way, have you heard?" We're going to the forest for a three-day, three-night wilderness adventure! ”
As soon as he heard the news, Kuwabara immediately sat up and shouted, "it, isn't it?" To die again, absolutely will die..."
Qin Shuangshuang covered his face and lamented: "Kuwabara, you are a little promising, okay?" This time it's just an eye-opener for us, Lord Ding Nuo will protect us~~"
At this moment, a bell rang outside the room, urgently assemble!
"Let's go! You have to arrive within five minutes, or you'll be penalized for being late! ”
The three of them didn't care about anything, and ran all the way towards the assembly ground, stepping on the point to arrive, panting and rejoicing.
The thirty members of the pioneer team were all on the assembly field, looking at each other with puzzled expressions... What happened to make an emergency gathering!?
Everyone looked at the captain on the stage, waiting for him to explain, something important must have happened!
Ding Nuo glanced at everyone, it's not in vain that I have worked hard to train you, and I finally look a little organized!
He opened his mouth and said loudly, "I need five people to visit the master of this forest with me, the task is dangerous, and I can't guarantee your safety. So, let's draw lots! ”