Ronaldo is a unicorn who loves all things glamorous, vanity and luxury.

As is the case on the continent, the rider of a unicorn must be a virgin, must be pure in heart, and must be beautiful in the eyes of the vast majority of creatures – even a unicorn. Once you have its approval, you can't tie it with the reins, you can't press it with the saddle, and you can't mention something like nailing a horseshoe that looks like it's painful! The mention of it turns his face.

On top of that, the kingdom has a whole My Friend Unicorn guide to use, and you treat it like family, friends, not rides, which means that you have to try to eat whatever it eats, at least to show it...... Yes, it's not what you eat it eats, it has to be the other way around.

On top of that, the female unicorn is doubly difficult to serve.

Xie Lu Xie, if you have a unicorn, you should know that this world is not an era of male power, nor is it an era of women's rights, it is an era of unicorn rights. Finally, people who use "horse" and "it" to describe unicorns are the tragedy of not being able to sit on unicorns for a lifetime.

Xiao Luo said that most of the above are rumors.

Based on the short life of humans and their habit of making up for their brains, they make up a lot of things they don't understand, such as mermaids like to seduce sailors (ahem, that, mermaids are based on reproductive needs...... ）； Dragons, for example, like to collect shiny things (dragons, "glass is definitely not on this list!"). The red dragon was the first creature to learn to burn glass. ）； Like what...... The rumors seem to be quite reliable, huh?

Well, now my opinion has changed. The so-called "groundless wind, there is a reason for it", it seems that these rumors are all for a reason.

Just for unicorns, as a large race of more than 100,000 distributed on the Western Continent, there are all kinds of elements, such as Xiao Luo. When the Knights recruited "knight buddies", because the church had a good relationship with the animals, there were many magical creatures at that time, such as wildebeests, ground rhinos, and even a wurm, the main of which was the nearby unicorn tribe. Among them, Xiao Luo, who came to join in the fun, was fascinated by the gorgeous Anne at a glance. Despite the fact that she is a female unicorn. Even though she was the daughter of a tribal chief, like Alice and the others, she fell all at once, and threw herself into the arms of the perfect knight without hesitation!

After that, there was a long confrontation between Knight Anne and the unicorn of Ro.

The Ranger can shoot arrows on horseback with a bare board. Saddles are not required at all. Grab the horsemane if necessary. But the knight can't. Without stirrups, the force of the impact is halved, and there is no saddle...... That's a yarn.

Saddle up? Don't! Let you know what Xiao Luo's anger is! Ignore you for three days! Anne took out the royal saddle that was given by the knight king Artoria. Gorgeously placed in the middle of the woods, in the midst of many unicorns, Xiao Luo put on himself. Since then, as long as the saddle is gorgeous, the unicorns no longer object, and the Knights have become the Knights of the Honor Guard, each more than the other.

Nail the horseshoe! No way!!! Absolutely, absolutely impossible! How much it hurts! You can't bear to do this to me! But when Anne took out the horseshoe, made of gold, surrounded by stars and iron, and placed together in a set of four pieces as luxurious and delicate as jewels. Xiao Luo lay down and lifted her four hooves, according to her, "Humans with earrings and pierced ears" ...... Then came the years when the Knights were forced to find a beautiful horseshoe.

The bridle is a specially cultivated vine, sweet and sour, hanging on the mouth of the unicorn, so that the unicorn can bite on its own, and the more you chew, the more delicious it is......

The problem was solved in this way, and the Order of Knights, with unicorns as their main mounts, was slowly established.

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For those who have read the book "My Friend Unicorn", most illiterate people with normal intelligence can understand as long as they see the thickness of the book - Uncle Unicorn, we can't afford to wait.

So what about the women who yearn for unicorns and want to prove that they are "white as flowers"? Magicians help you! Alchemists help you!

A shiny, gorgeous horse helmet is here! Comprehensive protection, novel style, and a spiral unicorn in the right position! The important thing is that the appearance enchantment effect that is either lightning entangled, or light chips are swaying, or the chant is faint, and real unicorns do not have it, it is definitely a supreme level enjoyment!

Anne comforted the excited Luo and led her through the market.

This is the carnival that is being held on the east side of Nasikai, a grand carnival in which countless merchants come from far away, bringing with them a large number of goods and all kinds of entertainment. Nasikai also forgot the shadow of the iron ore crisis for a while, and many, many people were busy for this event.

There are many women in rich leather armor or skirts, also leading unicorn-shaped horses, and wandering around the market with their companions. It's not about shopping, the main goal is to turn heads! As soon as Anne appeared, she was instantly set on fire, positioned as the most threatening "enemy", and isolated. This made Anne, who was just trying to buy some supplies, cry and laugh.

To cover up, Anne's horse also wears a makeshift horse helmet, on which Anne pokes a hole with her sword, sticking out its horn in a rudimentary look.

"A golden horn? It's ugly! It doesn't match the clothes at all. ”

"That's right, you can't afford to use Mithril or Rosemary, and it's not impossible to make do with white iron, not to mention the indispensable enchantment, otherwise how can you really show the excellence of a unicorn? Besides, who has ever seen a unicorn with a golden horn? Vulgar, very vulgar. And it's not professional enough, you have to know that professionalism is very important! ”

……

The surrounding women deliberately discussed in a loud voice, of course they didn't know that the golden unicorn was the symbol of the royal family in the unicorn group, if it weren't for Xiao Luo, the royal unicorn would not appear in front of humans at all.

"Hey, Annie", Xiao Luo squinted at the red-haired Annie and shook the helmet wandering around his head, "This helmet is really the latest style?" I don't feel right! ”

"When, of course. Xiao Luo, this is the countryside! O countryman! Do the countrymen know what fashion is? Are you going to be like those nouveau riche, with all the bells and whistles, and the horses are not like horses?! Anne looked at Xiao Luo with disdain, and pressed her down with her momentum.

"I, I'm a unicorn, let's talk ......" Xiao Luo looked at the rosemary silver unicorn with white shavings nearby, and then thought about his own horn that looked very rich and golden, "It's really handsome, I really want one!" ”

"When the time comes, let ...... Let your brother-in-law make you a better one! Ah Yuan is a master of forging, definitely a hundred times better than those! Anne made a wish.

"Really? Then I'm going to thunderbolt lightning! ”

"Okay."

"Smoke from the fire belt."

"Okay."

"Are you listening?!"

One man and one unicorn chatted, and Anne quickly prepared the items she needed for the journey, even if the knight forbade the use of a crossbow, she bought one - the knight's terms could not bind the veteran. Xiao Luo boredly raised his head, which was half a body taller than the other horses, and looked around at the gorgeous harnesses and helmets, listening to the sour chatter of the women. She couldn't help but bite and tug at Anne's sleeve again.

"Is that really fancy?"

"Yes."

"Are they really nouveau riche?"

"That's right."

"Anne, I always felt like you were ...... Fool me. ”

"How do you know the word Lu Dao?!" Anne was shocked and turned her head to ask.

"Alas," Xiao Luo shook his head very humanely, "a lot of times, you always ignore that the unicorn is standing next to you when you speak...... Although it looks like it, we are really not stupid horses who don't understand the lingua franca! ”

"Against Species Discrimination."

"You won, do you need me to apologize to these idiots who pretend to be unicorns?"

Anne comforted Xiao Luo and prepared to leave the carnival party. She didn't have a lot of money on her, so she lost all her savings for Xiao Luo's horseshoe, and she couldn't afford some good things even if she saw them, so she could only quickly buy good things and move out of the carnival venue. It will be held here for a month in a row, and when you get the money bag (Lu Yuan?). Come back and go shopping, it's still too late. I heard Twilight Star say that Ah Yuan is super rich!

"Anne, I used to hear those stories from you. Just like at this time, those women are sneering at you, shouldn't you lift my helmet and show me that I'm a real unicorn, and make them embarrassed? It's called a 'slap in the face', right? ”

Xiao Luo, who was running along the coastal avenue, turned around and asked.

"You show me the way!" Anne wrenched her head back, "I don't have intellectual damage, why do you do such a boring thing?!" Besides, do you really think they care about unicorns? Any unicorn made of pure Mithril is more expensive than a unicorn! What's more, add the enchanted handiwork, as well as the fashionable design, all of which are said to be nouveau riche! Anne said indignantly, except for my family, I hate rich people the most! The next time you are born in the world realm, you have to apply to Alona to be an anta? Daughter of Silver Shield! That's it!

"It's so good?!" Xiao Luo shouted in a lost voice, then cleared his throat, and said seriously, "I actually use the price to measure my companions, I strongly protest!" ”

"Your price is much more expensive than mine, I wonder if Lu Dao can make you feel better if he says that?" Anne, who was still distressed that all the good things had been bought, replied listlessly.

"I ...... I am against measuring the value of peers by price! ”

"Me too."

"That...... Can my brother-in-law make me a Mithril horn too? ”

"Don't you have two, then? Where is it installed? ”

"Just the forehead, I like it."

"Side-by-side or vertical?"

"Vertical column."

"Your relative is a rhino?"

"Don't use 'head' to talk about us!"

Two people (?) He complained and headed north along the Coastal Boulevard.

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