I am afraid that many villagers will not remember the glorious deeds of my majestic and heroic deeds of fighting the five ghosts with my bare hands, wearing big pants, and fighting alone. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info But if you want to talk about the whole process of subduing the ghost water lotus, and even the details, I believe that the old and young masters of the entire Shuikou Village, the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law, there is really nothing I don't know!

Even now, more than ten years have passed, and it is now Shuikou Village, the headline after tea and dinner. It seems that through this incident, I can improve the grade of my life, sublimate my personality, and my character is the same, and I never get tired of it, and I am still talking about it after so long!

I remember that year, I was 22 years old, and I had already started to live a happy charter life under the feeding of the third aunt's steamed buns and pickles! And Li Laosi inadvertently broke an altar dug up in the mountains, and then, the big incident of five ghosts haunting Shuikou began!

Within three days, the livestock in the village were eaten up by these hungry and thirsty ghosts, and the five ghosts, who seemed to never have enough to eat, stretched out their claws to the honest villagers of Shuikou Village. Catch up with the villagers, chicken feathers and duck blood, running around.

At that time, my personality was not so split, and I was full of vitality during the day. After the old branch secretary came to report the news, I was furious when I heard it, and I was overjoyed! The angry thing is that with me, the Heavenly Master, these evil ghosts are still so arrogant. Happily, after practicing for more than 10 years, what I have learned can finally come in handy.

didn't care about getting dressed neatly, barefoot, wearing big pants, running out of the door, and fighting with the five ghosts that followed.

Of course, at that time, these guys were purely nameless ghosts, and they didn't have the vice of self-registration number, and when they met, they started fighting!

I was covered in pale golden light, waving my fists, warding off evil spirits, and smashed a few evil ghosts, just when I was about to smash the last one, I found that I couldn't do it!

After the white light dissipated, a naked female body appeared in front of me.

The water lotus at that time was the same temptation as it is now. White and tender towering, undisguised trembling; cloud-like hair, draped behind a face that is delicate to the point of flawlessness; The hands tightly cover the last key part, full of shyness to refuse and welcome; And the white, slender, strong legs are tightly together。。。。。。。

I was young and vigorous, and my blood was strong, and when I saw such a beautiful scene, my hands were weak, and I fell into bad luck!

The female ghost Water Lotus Jade waved her hand lightly and beckoned to me, but I was caught off guard, and even forgot to run the evil heart method, and I was caught by her in the "Ghost Domain"! I was staring at the place where her hands had left, and I was fascinated by it, so deep in the forest.

"Ghost Domain", every ghost is born with a skill, within the Ghost Domain, everything is from the heart, and I who was forcibly ingested, I can't control everything, I can't speak, I can't hear my ears.

Shuilian, take off my big pants, put me down in the ghost space, and then sit up!

Yes, my first time, not to the hands, let alone to the chicken or girlfriend, but to a ghost, uh, no, it was forcibly insulted by a ghost!

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, you're so strong。。。。。。。" Shui Lian kept shaking her body, moaning a little loudly and madly, and letting out bursts of ghost crying!

My eyes were red, and I squirted again, and again!

Under the witness of almost the entire village of Shuikou Village, I was by a ghost!

。。。。。。

The female ghost water lotus is still moaning vigorously, but I'm gradually dying! At this time, the flawless ancient jade emitted a faint green glow, and with a sweep, the female ghost was swept to the side by the green glow, and the four piles of dying black smoke that I beat together, couldn't get up! After the ghost domain was broken,

And I, even standing tall, look dissatisfied!

When the old branch secretary spat at me and turned to leave, I realized that this was not an inner room operation, but a live broadcast. As I gradually woke up, my body was weak and I wanted to cry without tears.

Seeing the villagers I saved, instead of being grateful, they went away with a look of contempt, and I really wanted to shout, "I was forced!" ”。

The villagers of Shuikou Village still have a clear love and hate, although the titles of eroticism, shamelessness, and despicability are all buckled on my head, resulting in the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law, whether in private or in public, they dare not "communicate" with me. is even in his thirties, and even the matchmaker doesn't dare to come to the door.

But, anyway, I can continue to be in the village, and I can continue to mingle. The great villagers tolerated me and didn't kick me out of the village!

Since then, I have never dared to go out again. This matter has become unrecognizable since then, and some even say, I don't rely on any mental method and skill, but rely on that "thing", even male ghosts, female ghosts, and subdue them together! Who am I going to reason with?

Afterwards, I was sick for a long time, but I always remember that before I was bedridden, I put on these five ghosts and fixed them to ward off evil spirits. This makes it impossible for them to escape, and then to plague the villagers. I have to say that my sense of responsibility is really insistent!

The reputation stinks, it stinks, anyway, the reputation of this thing, one can't be used as a daughter-in-law, but not as a steamed bun, and three can't be used as money, who to love! Big deal, I'm not going out, that's it!

Evolved to the present, at the door of the house, there are few female villagers younger than 50 years old and more than 10 years old. It seems that if you go through it once, you will not be pure. What the hell!

Even some of the eldest girls and little girls in the family are in a hurry to move, and would rather spend a lot of money to choose another homestead and rebuild a house, rather than live in an area within a radius of three miles from us, which is said to be tainted with the smell of lewdness!

Seeing that those flowers are gradually moving away from my sight, although I am unwilling, I have no choice but to laugh at myself and say, now, it is much cleaner!

Today, the water lotus style is still the same, and it continues to tempt me every day. But it's okay, under my compulsion, I still know that it's good to come out with a little bit of cloth to cover up your shame!

with the ghost once, fold your life for three years, calculate it, life is just a few decades, and I don't think I have long to live! After all, there are more than 30 people, and at most 10 or 8 times, if you don't die, you have to die! Although the temptation is big, compared with the small life, the latter is a little more expensive!

I closed my eyes again, my right hand emitted a faint golden light, and my left hand lifted the "milk shell" brand T-shirt, revealing flawless ancient jade! showed my attitude, if you don't leave, Lao Tzu is welcome. Actually, in the face of the perfect water lotus, I still can't do it, and I can't be ruthless.

Sure enough, a black smoke flashed and disappeared from the water lotus, and the sound of washing clothes came from the yard!

I let out a sigh of relief!

Once for three years, ten times for thirty years, I am in my thirties. Damn, it's damn bad! It can only be done 10 times, and it is estimated that it will hang.

Or pray to the ancestors to reward a daughter-in-law, come more realistically!

Woman, if you live, you will be hit!

At least, there are still more than 30 years to live, but there is no limit to the number of times!

I fell asleep in a hazy way.

The concentric chain of the five ghosts was thrown on the small wooden table next to it, flickering under the dim oil lamp, with a pitch-black luster!