Chapter 33: Teasing
Thinking about it, he walked out of the cave, and suddenly thought of Yuge City not far away, Feng Yi said again: "No, the fairy is going to Kunlun Mountain to retreat, and he will not go down the mountain again." But there is one more thing in her heart, and if I can't help her do it, I really feel uncomfortable. ”
Before he broke into Yuge City with the fairy, he first fell into the ambush plan of the Nine Sons Demon Mother, and the Nine-Tailed Clansman asked him to throw a mouse trap and tie his hands and feet.
Now Feng Yi Xiuwei has taken another step, there are very few opponents in this city who can be his opponents, this time he will go and return, he must find the antidote to the Thousand Demon Slaying God Gu.
Feng Yi's confidence in his heart increased greatly, and with a step on his toes, he was already in the clouds, and as soon as he controlled his breath, his body rushed forward like a meteor catching the moon. A howling wind swept all around, leaving a very slender white trail in the air.
But in a moment's time, he arrived at Yuge City, and from a distance, there were countless pedestrians in the city, and merchants came and went endlessly, which was worthy of being a famous city in the northwest of the Great Wilderness.
Feng Yi had the lesson of the last time, first changed his appearance and dressed up, he was already very handsome, but after a little trick, he changed to the temperament of a prince and grandson, shining and brilliant.
walked into the city with such a swagger, and after thinking about it, what he came to do this time was stealing jade and stealing treasures, and it was too ostentatious during the day, so it was better to wait until night.
Feng Yi suddenly remembered that Shen shopkeeper, smiled coldly in his heart, looked for the direction, turned a few street corners, the red mansion jade pillar in front of him, glazed green tiles, the style is extraordinary, it is the drunken fairy building.
He changed his appearance at the moment, walked over in a dignified manner, found a conspicuous table, and shouted, "Little Er, order food." ”
The little second escort ran up with a smile and said, "Guest officer, what do you want to eat?"
Feng Yi cocked Erlang's legs and said with a smile: "Let's have a pot of good tea first, and then serve two of your signature dishes." ”
Xiao Er nodded and said, "Okay." ”
But in a moment, Xiao Er had already sent a pot of fragrant tea, plus venison roe legs, gold and silver fragrant soup...... Feng Yi saw that he was full of color and fragrance, and immediately hooked out his gluttony. Pick up the chopsticks and chew a lot, every dish is very delicious.
Feng Yi ate for a while, the resentment in his heart disappeared a little, and he originally wanted to take revenge on this shopkeeper Shen, but at the moment, he was full of wine and food, and he was not in the mood.
When I was drinking tea, I suddenly saw the shopkeeper Shen upstairs, holding a wonderful woman with a fat face, smiling and walking into a room.
Feng Yi's heart was angry, and he said secretly: "No, it doesn't matter if this dead fat man provokes me, but a pair of thief eyes have defiled the fairy, and I must let him learn some lessons." ”
At the moment after eating, sit calmly and leisurely in the same place, looking around, at this time it will be late, the past merchants and pedestrians are already in the tip of the store, and there are more and more guests coming and going in the drunken fairy building.
Feng Yi was sitting on the way to serve food in Xiao Er, he smiled slightly, he already had a way.
After a while, the tables around were full of people, and the table was full of dishes, dragon liver and phoenix brain, chicken, duck and fish, colorful, fragrant.
Sitting on the left side of Feng Yi were several middle-aged men, with rough appearances, but gorgeously dressed, and at first sight, they were rich businessmen from the north. One of the men smiled and said loudly: "Come, come, brothers, it's been hard along the way, everyone eat more and treat yourself." ”
Another person smiled: "It's nothing hard, this trip is not in vain." I can't imagine that the fur of our northern spirit beast is so valuable here!"
Someone smiled and said: "That is, this Yuge City is worthy of being a famous city in the cold country, everything that exists in the world, there is nothing that cannot be found here." Those spirit animal skins, of course, they have to spend a lot of money to purchase. ”
"I've heard before that Kunlun Immortal Mountain has everything, and I don't think Yuge City is much worse. ”
Everyone was noisy, and the people around the noisy people frowned. However, when they heard that they hunted spirit beasts for a living, their cultivation must not be weak, and no one dared to come out to stop them, so they had to let them go, at most they changed to a table a little farther away.
Feng Yi smiled slightly, and saw that those men picked up the jade chopsticks, picked up the vegetables and sent them to their mouths, and before they chewed twice, they gulped and drank again.
Feng Yi looked at Wei Qi, and secretly thought: "Why haven't you reacted yet?" As soon as the thought came up, I saw that these big men were pale, and they spit out all the wine and meat in their mouths with a poof, as if they had eaten something poisonous.
When the guests in the restaurant saw it, they were shocked and put down their chopsticks.
Xiao Er hurriedly ran over and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, but the dishes in this restaurant are not appetizing, so the small ones will be re-served for you." ”
The big man spit it out, slapped it over, and knocked the little two dozen of seven meat and eight vegetarians, fell to the ground, and bled in his mouth.
"Damn, this is not just unappetizing, is this what you make for human consumption? It doesn't taste at all except the fishy smell, and this wine...... Phew, it's salty and sour, you fucking drink vinegar as a god. ”
Xiao Er struggled for a long time to get up, and said in fright: "Guest officer...... Calm your anger, the chef of this restaurant is a famous chef in the wilderness, and he will never make such a mistake. ”
The big man kicked again and scolded: "Then you mean that Lao Tzu has a problem with his tongue?"
Feng Yi saw that Xiao Er was spitting blood on the ground, and he couldn't bear it, holding a cup of tea, and laughed loudly: "A few brothers, this Xiao Er is just a servant, and he doesn't know anything." If you are looking for it, you should look for the shopkeeper. ”
When Dahan heard this, he suddenly realized and said, "What the little brother said is true." Then he stood up and scolded: "Damn, everyone in this store is dead? ”
For a while, there was chaos in the drunken fairy building, and everyone was gloating and watching the show.
After a while, Feng Yi saw that the shopkeeper Shen hurriedly came out of a room upstairs, his clothes were not dressed, and the jade pendant around his waist was also hanging obliquely, so he walked down the stairs with a bang, and said with a smile: "Everyone, but there is something inconsiderate?"
The big man said angrily: "You served Lao Tzu something that the pig didn't eat, and asked if the hospitality was Zhou?"
Shopkeeper Shen smiled and said, "How is it possible? The food in this store is famous in Yuge City, and even the city lord often comes to patronize it." ”
A group of big men clenched their fists and said, "Then you mean that Lao Tzu lied to you?"
Shopkeeper Shen weighed for a moment, these people in front of him seemed to be from Beidi, the most fierce, and they were self-cultivation, if they made trouble, I am afraid it would be difficult to clean up. Moreover, most of the people he entertains in this drunken immortal building on weekdays are merchants, and if his reputation spreads, it is not easy to do business.
After hesitating for a moment, he smiled and said, "Can you let me taste it?"
The big man said angrily: "Damn, if you don't eat this table of dishes today, Lao Tzu will overturn your restaurant." ”
Shen shopkeeper smiled on his face, but he was full of anger in his heart, picked up the chopsticks and took a bite of the dish, suddenly his face changed greatly, he spit it out, and then he sandwiched another plate, and spit it out. I ate all the dishes on the table before and after, but I didn't swallow a single bite.
When the big man saw him, he laughed angrily, "And where is the wine?"
Shopkeeper Shen picked up the wine jug again, just sniffed it, immediately threw it on the ground, and arched his hand: "Guest officer, it's the small shop that doesn't entertain well, I'm really sorry." ”
After that, he asked the back kitchen to make more than a dozen tables of dishes, and changed all the guests in the restaurant. Some of them had violent tempers and had already lifted the table and fought violently.
Shopkeeper Shen's face was pale, and he couldn't figure out the reason if he wanted to break his head?
How did he know that all these dishes were made by him when they passed through Fengyi. He has the power of Taiyi and Kanshui, and has the ability to control water. When Xiao Er was serving, he unconsciously changed the wine to the dish, and the soup in the dish to the wine, so mixed together, the taste is really indescribable in words.
In order to calm the anger of the public, the shopkeeper Shen had to say: "Everyone, everyone, I really can't stand today, anyone who eats in this store will be compensated with ten golden shells, and if you come to this store again within this month, the meal will be free." ”
When everyone heard this, they were speechless: "Ten golden shells!"
This is not a small number, and there are dozens of customers in the store at the moment, this shopkeeper Shen is bleeding heavily.
Feng Yikan's heart was happy, and the people next to him were shouting, and he sat still and drank tea leisurely. After everyone left, the shopkeeper Shen was about to go back upstairs to find those little red and small cui to calm his anger, when he suddenly saw that there was still a person in the empty restaurant.
Shopkeeper Shen thought that he was going to make trouble, so he said helplessly: "Guest officer, what else do you have to order?"
Feng Yi smiled: "It's nothing, I think today's dishes are pretty good, I don't know why they spit it out?"
Shopkeeper Shen was taken aback, when the business in his restaurant was good in the past, if someone said that the food was not good, he would lose his temper. Today something like this happened, and someone said that the food tasted good, but he was surprised.
Feng Yi smiled and said, "I don't believe the shopkeeper to taste my tea?"
Shopkeeper Shen took a jade cup, poured a cup of tea, and sipped it carefully, but it felt sweet and delicious, moisturizing and reveling, several times better than before.
He secretly wondered: "Why are the wine and food on the other tables mixed with the taste?
Shopkeeper Shen thought for a moment, suddenly changed his fingers, and exclaimed: "You did it, isn't it ......" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt numb all over, as if there were countless insects crawling in his internal organs, and in an instant, all the essence and strength of his body were eaten up.
He slumped in his seat, gasping for breath and unable to speak.
Feng Yi leaned over and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, what did you want to say just now?" As he spoke, he had already withdrawn his disguise and changed back to his original appearance.
Shopkeeper Shen's eyes widened, he stretched out his hand to point at Feng Yi, lowered it again, and said, "You...... You ......" with a look of disbelief on his face. On that day, he deliberately drove away Feng Yi and the others in the evening, framing them, thinking that they would be like the legend, and after one night, they would be crazy and stupid, and lose all their minds.
But the young man in front of him was alone, and his temperament was introverted, and his eyes were shining, as if he was a different person from before.
He was stunned, and there was a trace of fear in his heart, this young man was by no means an ordinary person, and his treacherous plans were probably all seen by him, and he didn't know how to be ambitious?
Feng Yi looked at him for a moment, how did he know that his heart was overturned, and he regretted and feared.
After a while, it was getting late, and Feng Yi thought to himself: "I have a fairy red dust Gu on this guy, and I shouldn't be able to recover in a few months." I laughed and went out.