Volume 4, Chapter Twelve: Crazy
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The girl was so angry that she stomped her feet: "I'm speechless to kill you!" After talking for a long time, it turned out that he was using words to trick me! ”
Yun Zhuo continued to inch in: "Since it's my wife, do you want to express it?" ”
"No way!" Yaya pouted, "If you dare to touch me now, then I will never see you!" ”
"Okay, okay!" Looking at her stubborn appearance, Yun Zhuo could only give in.
After coming to the bazaar, I thought about it and went to buy a set of merchant's clothes to wear.
During the Song and Song dynasties, commerce in ancient China was unprecedentedly prosperous and reached a peak, and such people with corrugated heads were everywhere.
Yaya was very angry in the back: "You stained my clothes, you have to buy a new one to accompany me!" ”
Yun Zhuo looked at her with a sludge face, but her appearance was still undiminished, her eyes rolled around, and she smiled: "Okay!" I can buy one for you! ”
Yaya couldn't help laughing, revealing two rows of white millet teeth.
I have to say that the ancient beauties of the people laughed at the country, and then laughed at the city. And this dirty little screamer smiled like this, I am afraid that all the mimosas in the palace will be "embarrassment", and all the geese in the desert will fall, even if it is the moon in the sky, the swimming fish in the river will all be ashamed of themselves, and they will all hide away from me.
However, when Yun Zhuo came out with a piece of clothing again, Yaya was just screaming and making a fuss.
It's a man's dress! And even if it's a man's clothes, it's still a small girl's clothes!
She is a princess, how can she wear such clothes? Of course, this is not what makes her the most angry, what makes her the most atmospheric is why Yun Zhuo's clothes are made of silk, and hers is only made of burlap?
It's not fair! Absolutely, absolutely unfair! Doesn't he know that girls are more delicate? It was to be cared for in the palm of his hand, but now, he used all the good things on himself!
She's almost crazy! The joy just now was swept away, what did she do in her last life, and she wanted to meet Yun Zhuo, an enemy in this life? He can't get along with himself, doesn't he? Which of the other young men didn't come with him? Only he, since he saw him, has been wiping his own reverse hair?
It's disgusting!
But...... She still likes him! Irrepressibly like him!
Yun Zhuo walked up to the puffing girl and said with a smile: "No! It's your clothes! ”
"It's not fair!" The girl shouted like crazy, "Why do you wear silk? And I can only wear burlap? Wear the same as you want! And this cloth is so thick, it will scratch my skin! Will you bear my suffering? At this point, his mouth was furled. Looks full of grievances.
Yun Zhuo smiled and said, "I'm the boss, you're a little girl, you naturally dress a little worse than me!" What's so controversial about this? You have to wear it! ”
As he spoke, his hand took out a very thin silk robe from the burlap and continued: "This is the reward I gave you from the boss, wear it inside. ”
Yaya was stunned for a moment, and originally wanted to yell at Yun Zhuo. Now my heart is blocked, and I can't even speak.
looked up at Yun Zhuo, and said in a daze: "You are ......" Although she often loses her princess temper, she is not stupid, and immediately understands that Yun Zhuo must have other meanings. It's others who try not to notice her.
Yun Zhuo smiled: "Don't wear it? Or I'll put it on for you! ”
"Don't!" The girl hurriedly covered her chest and said curtly: "I'll come by myself!" I'll do it myself! ”
"Afraid of what?" Yun Zhuo laughed deliciously, "It's all two gentlemen!" What's so tight about changing clothes with each other? ”
"You dare!" The girl waved her fist and glared at him, "If you dare!" I'm not done with you! ”
"Why don't you play? If that's what! I hope it's not over! Yun Zhuo coughed dryly twice, leaned into the girl's ear and whispered: "Moreover, with your dirty appearance now, who will treat you as a woman?" ”
"Shame on you!" Yaya finally couldn't help it, twisted the clothes in her hand, and smashed her head and face at Yun Zhuo.
After a pillar of incense, a well-dressed merchant came out with his little servant, and when he found an inn, he stayed. Yaya looked at Yun Zhuo angrily and didn't speak. I have to say, the way she looks angry is too cute.
She glanced around and warned Yun Zhuo, "I'm telling you, don't mess around when you see me alone!" ”
Yun Zhuo wiped the knife in his hand and said to himself: "My sexual orientation is very normal, and I have no interest in men, let alone a weak person like you, I am afraid of flashing my waist." As he spoke, he clapped his hands and inserted the knife back into its scabbard.
"You...... I'm going crazy! Yaya thought to herself, she must have offended this enemy somewhere. Can't he say a good word? Every sentence you say will make you angry!
She looked at Yun Zhuo, who was not moved at all, and the thought in her heart turned, and she hummed: "It's better to be Prince Luoke!" At least he won't be like some people, who know to be angry with me in a day! ”
Yun Zhuo blew the dirt on the scabbard, got up and said, "Then why did you escape?" Wouldn't it be a hundred years to marry directly? How did it fall into the hands of a great demon like me? ”
Yaya is going crazy! She had a marriage contract with Prince Luoke, which was made by her father. I wanted to move Prince Luo Ke out and make this guy vinegar, but I didn't expect this guy to eat this set at all. Completely treat yourself as a nobody! It felt as if I was following him with a dead face.
Yun Zhuo pinned the Miao knife to his waist. Anyway, in ancient times, men could be equipped with knives openly, just like adults in the United States can apply for gun licenses today.
He walked up to Yaya's side and said to himself: "You have a little special body in the past two days, I'll go out and buy you some things back!" ”
Yaya turned her head and said stubbornly: "I know that people are in special health these two days, so you are still angry with me?" ”
Yun Zhuo stretched his waist and said, "Don't be angry with you, when will your princess's illness get better?" ”
"You ......" Yaya sat on the couch, and she only had to stomp her feet!
According to modern terms, Yun Zhuo knows that these days are Yaya's menstrual period. Although he always loves to get along with Yaya, he remembers these special days very well.
After coming out of the pharmacy, he went to the market to see if he could buy red dates.
However, at this moment, he sensed that someone was following him!
As an agent, his senses are so sensitive. He is the only one who stalks others, and it is even more difficult for others to follow him.
Moreover, judging from the footsteps of the other party, it is undoubtedly a difficult master to deal with.