Good Men Don't Fight Women (3)
Lin Xuedong came to school early in the morning, and as usual, he arrived earlier than most of the students. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info was sitting under the plane tree facing the vines, and he was thinking about framing and painting.
Painting is his hobby, he still remembers the day of school, he also sat here looking at the grape trellis and thinking about the theme of the next painting, but there was someone who must be staring at him, that person was Yang Yin. There was an indescribable sense of disgust at the time, but a lot has happened since then, and their relationship has now changed dramatically.
Today, he just sat down, but saw an unknown object suddenly pounce up, and the unknown object knelt on the ground and almost knocked Lin Xuedong down directly.
"Dong, you must save me!"
The voice sounded a little familiar, and if you looked closely, it turned out that the person who was shrunk into a ball and nested in her arms at the moment was Zheng Jia!
Lin Xuedong looked around, fortunately, it was very early, and there were no other students around, otherwise when he saw the appearance of the two big boys early in the morning, he might have been rumored to have some improper relationship.
Lin Xuedong patted Zheng Jia on the back and shouted, "Get up, you!" ”
But the other party continued to nest in his arms without moving, and Lin Xuedong was annoyed. "Hey, hey, don't look for me if you want to be spring, aren't you a lot of sisters and sisters next door......"
"East!"
Lin Xuedong was almost vomiting blood, he usually called his name, why did he suddenly come up with such a name.
"Dong, you have to help me!"
"What the hell is going on?"
"If you don't help me, no one will help me!" Zheng Jia wiped her cheeks with her hands, as if she was a handful of snot and tears, but in fact, there was nothing on her face, but her expression was very sad.
Lin Xuedong was a little impatient. "If you don't say anything, I don't know how to help you."
"You promise to help me first, and I'll get up again." Zheng Jia lowered her head and said.
Lin Xuedong was a little puzzled, but according to the routines in many film and television dramas and novels, some people say that what is usually asked for this kind of thing must be very difficult to do. But it would be really bad for Zheng Jia and himself to continue to be seen like this. Lin Xuedong rolled his eyes, but still felt that it was more appropriate to promise Zheng Jia first, so he replied, "Okay, I'll just promise to help you." ”
As soon as Zheng Jia heard Lin Xuedong say this, she immediately got up from the ground, and the corresponding sadness was swept away, as if the crying just now never existed. Lin Xuedong knew that what Zheng Jia said next would definitely not be a good thing.
"Dong, you know what? I offended someone. ”
"Oh?"
"And it's a woman."
Lin Xuedong raised his eyebrows. "You won't give a girl from the girls' school next door to that, I can't help you, or I can ask my mother if she knows those lawyers who specialize in suing minors, but I definitely won't come forward for you in court, because I don't want people to think that I am an accomplice to the ** criminal......"
was said by Lin Xuedong so nonsensically, this time it was Zheng Jia who was going to vomit blood. "In your eyes, brother, am I such a person?"
Lin Xuedong looked Zheng Jia carefully up and down, and replied with two words. "Sort of."
Zheng Jia was annoyed. "Aren't you still holding a telescope and peeping around all day."
"But I'm not going to talk to girls casually."
"It's also ......," Zheng Jia said with a wicked smile, "Teacher Tang Yujun likes you so much, what girl dares to be close to you?" After speaking, he deliberately twisted his waist to make Tang Yujun usually walk staggering in the school corridor, completely upside down.
Lin Xuedong laughed when he saw Zheng Jia like this. "Teacher Tang is just a little sexy, and he's not as sissy as you. But since you didn't treat the girl as anything, then who are you offending? Having said that, if it were a woman like Mr. Tang, I wouldn't dare to help you deal with it. ”
"Not her kind." Zheng Jia hurriedly shook her head and denied it, "It's really unfortunate to say, I offended the eldest sister of the girls in the girls' school." ”
"Their headmaster? Then you can't just ask our Principal Nian Gu to deal with her, and we can't control a woman of her age. Principal Nian Gu and she also know each other......"
Zheng Jia waved his hand. "Stop, it's not their principal, it's their student council president!"
Lin Xuedong was taken aback, stunned for a while, and then asked Zheng Jia a little blankly: "You say...... Li Sixian? ”
Zheng Jia felt that Lin Xuedong's appearance was a little strange, even if it was Li Sixian, there was no need to be like this. "Yes, that's her!"
"You and her...... How to ......" Lin Xuedong thinks that Li Sixian is from the student union of the girls' school, and he usually does not come forward to participate in activities, while Zheng Jia is an activity freak, but not from the student union of the boys' school, so it is impossible to be involved.
"That's ......," Zheng Jia began to describe to Lin Xuedong his "painful" experience in the girls' school's martial arts interest group.
It turned out that Zheng Jia felt cold behind her back after being shouted by Li Sixian that day, and the girls from the girls' school next to her all coaxed that this Zheng Jia was very powerful, and she had learned a lot of kung fu with the senior of the zombie hunter and so on, Li Sixian seemed very happy to hear it.
She said, "It's so powerful, I just happen to take the hunter exam, so let's have a fight." ”
Zheng Jia was bitter in his heart, he looked at the expectant eyes of the group of girls around him, especially the school girl who pulled him over, and he didn't know how to refuse. And then he wanted to try it with a fluke mentality, he thought, no matter how good Li Sixian is, he is a girl who is one year older than him, can it be amazing?
Thinking about it, Zheng Jia turned around and said with a clear gaze: "Okay, come on!" ”
Then he was wounded. I don't know who said the beginning, and the competition between him and Li Sixian began. Zheng Jia has never practiced martial arts at all, of course he is not Li Sixian's opponent, at the beginning, Zheng Jia barely shook a few of Li Sixian's tricks, but when Li Sixian used real kung fu, Zheng Jia couldn't.
In the end, he was beaten in the jaw several times by Li Sixian, and the pain was not particularly painful, and it is estimated that Li Sixian also found out that he didn't know any martial arts at all, so he didn't use much strength. He closed his eyes in fear and shouted: "The chairman spares his life, don't fight, let's not fight......"
The hand that hit her neck and beat herself was gone, Zheng Jia opened her eyes carefully, and saw Li Sixian standing in front of her with her arms crossed, with a heroic face, to be honest, although this girl is very savage, Zheng Jia feels that Li Sixian at this time is indeed very similar to those women in martial arts dramas who don't let their eyebrows go, and pull out their swords to help when they see injustice. The other girls all smiled and pointed at him, and the ones who laughed the most were the skinny schoolgirl who brought her over and the girl with braids.
Zheng Jia thought, the girl is really a strange animal, one was jealous of talking and laughing with other girls before, and the other one was also the same age as herself, and two minutes ago she showed that she was very interested in herself, but now when she saw her embarrassment, she immediately turned her face and didn't recognize anyone, and laughed at herself with her sisters.
Sure enough, the woman's face is June God, and it will change when she says it!