57 Slander (I)
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In order to advance to level four in two months, Ai Li would have to get enough power stones.
Now he had the power stone that the principal had rewarded, and asked Shi Xingyun to go to his father to buy one, a total of three. But that's not enough. If you want to beat the second level in the game, it will take at least half an hour, and you will need six power stones.
Where do you get the remaining three gems?
In fact, Ai Li already had an idea in his heart.
By the time he came outside the warrior school, it was already dark. Entering the school, Ai Li was about to walk in the direction of the dormitory, when a figure suddenly jumped out from behind a nearby tree and came to Ai Li.
Through the street lamp, Ai Li saw that this person was Zhang Yunyue in the class. That is, the traitor who tricked himself into eating food mixed with laxatives before.
When Zhang Yunyue saw Ai Li, he didn't dare to look up at Ai Li, he only lowered his head and said, "Classmate Ai Li, someone is looking for you in the woods over there, and he said it, if you are brave enough, go over." ”
When Ai Li heard this, he smiled and said, "The one who sent the power stone is here." ”
Zhang Yunyue was a little puzzled: "Power stone? ”
"I didn't eat, I didn't wear, I had that stupid fork to send forward. No guns, no cannons, stupid forks make us ......"
Ari actually sang, but it was so ugly.
Zhang Yunyue was still puzzled, and after Ai Li sang two sentences, he said: "What are you doing in a daze, lead the way in front of your head!" ”
Zhang Yunyue said in his heart, is this Ai Li's brain broken? But any normal person should know that it is Li Honglong who wants to find Ai Li at this time, as long as he enters the woods, he will definitely be more than lucky.
Li Honglong asked himself to find Ai Li, he had made up a lot of rhetoric to trick him, but he didn't expect that he didn't use a sentence at all, this Ai Li was in a hurry to go.
Also, what does that song he sing?
Ai Li followed Zhang Yunyue and continued to hum the out-of-tune song:
"I didn't eat, I didn't wear, I had that stupid fork to send forward. No guns, no cannons, stupid forks make us ......"
In less than five minutes, we were in the woods on the mountain behind the school.
The warrior school is huge, and the back mountain is not small.
The mountain is covered with tall trees and trails.
Every evening, it is a place where couples from the Warrior School have a tryst.
There is no such thing as puppy love in the warrior school, they think that love is like eating and peeing, it is human instinct. When the time comes, it's time to fall in love, if you blindly hold back, won't you hold back your illness?
Ai Li followed Zhang Yunyue, continued to hum the out-of-tune song in his mouth, bypassed several couples who had a tryst, and finally came to a relatively remote place on the mountain, where few people came at night.
Zhang Yunyue stopped, turned around, and said to Ai Li: "This is it." ”
Ai Li smiled and looked at the surrounding environment: ancient trees towering to the sky, and the moon was dotted from time to time.
"Yes, a great place for a couple's tryst. Where are the girls you're talking about? Lao Tzu can't wait, hehe. ”
Before he finished speaking, he saw five warriors jumping out from behind the trees around him and surrounded Ai Li.
Although the woods are dark, it is difficult to see the face. But Ai Li can roughly tell that these people are Li Honglong and his followers by his body shape.
After one of Li Honglong's followers jumped out, he said, "Zhang Yunyue, who the hell are you talking about as a girl?" You're a girl, and your whole family is a girl. ”
"I didn't, I didn't say it, it was he who said ......"
Zhang Yunyue hurriedly defended.
But how could those people believe it, they all had some dissatisfaction with Zhang Yunyue in their hearts.
Ai Li only relied on a sentence made out of nothing, so that these people were dissatisfied with Zhang Yunyue, and this brain was really good.
Ai Li glanced at the five people, stopped the non-toned song in his mouth, and said, "What? Didn't you say that she was a girl? Guys, is there a misunderstanding? My sexual orientation is normal...... Well? Could it be that your sexual orientation is abnormal? ”
Li Honglong's five people, without saying a word, were taken advantage of by Ai Li
Among Li Honglong's followers, the one named Wen Chao - the one who took laxatives on Ai Li twice - pointed at Ai Li and said hatefully: "Boy, don't spray feces all over your mouth, our sexual orientation is also normal." We only like men, we don't like women, if you don't believe it, Lao Tzu will tell you now, what I like is Tong Qian in our class, this one likes Yuan Liya in our class, this one likes Xu Yueyang, the flower of our class, and he likes the second class Hua Liu Ruxue. As for our boss, I like our homeroom teacher, Mr. Hao......"
Wen Chao gushed endlessly, introducing the people they liked one by one, not noticing that Li Honglong and the others had changed their eyes when they looked at him.
If it was daytime at this time, Ai Li would definitely be able to see very clearly the faces of these people, which were definitely iron blue.
After Ai Li and other places finished speaking, they smiled: "Oh, it seems that your sexual orientation is normal, and your sexual orientation is also normal." ”
"That's it." Wen Chao saw that Ai Li admitted that his sexual orientation was normal, and he was a little proud.
"But your brain doesn't seem to be normal, right?" Alley said.
"The brain is also normal, I can assure you of this." Wen Chao said seriously.
After finishing speaking, he felt that several other people seemed to be looking at him, and then he reacted and pointed at Ai Li: "You kid is scolding me!" ”
Li Honglong and the others are all full of black lines, and the reaction speed is too slow, right?
When he came up with the idea of laxatives that day, didn't this kid's brain spin quite quickly? How did he get into it as soon as he was surrounded by two sentences from Ai Li?
Li Honglong was impatient, pointed at Ai Li, and said in a cold voice: "Boy, you are also a smart person......
"I'm not smart."
Ai Li didn't wait for Li Honglong to finish speaking, and directly choked out.
Li Honglong originally prepared a large paragraph of very forced words, but he didn't expect to be choked by Ai Li in the first sentence, and he couldn't say a word in the back.
One of the attendants said to Li Honglong: "Brother Long, this kid is very good-mouthed, let's not talk nonsense with him first, let's beat him first, and if we defeat him, we will naturally not dare to talk nonsense." Then talk to him about it. ”
When Li Honglong heard this, he immediately said: "Ai Li, do you think that if you win the first place in the military training competition, it will be very remarkable......
"I didn't think I was great."
Before Li Honglong's words were finished, he was interrupted by Ai Li's innocent words, and the rest of the words could not be continued.
Li Honglong's heart suddenly became angry, and he stopped talking nonsense, waved his hand, and said to several others: "Give him to me to die!" ”
Several people around, including Li Honglong, a total of five people, attacked Ai Li together.
or punches or kicks, attacks on legs or elbows, everyone's shots are tricky and ruthless.
They were all instructed by Li Honglong in advance, and as long as they were not killed, he would carry everything on their shoulders.
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