"The two of them are still arguing, but they don't realize that the subject of their quarrel has left." Xia Dongyang said: "Maybe the squad leader of Heiyuan still doesn't understand this sentence, he does his best to do the best, and it may not be as good as other people's casual messing." ”

"It's not terrible to fail, it's scary to believe it." Leng Yue said: "In many ways, you have actually lost to him, my Great Love Saint. ”

"Do you think it's fun to be a well-known lover saint in a no-man's land...... Well, my happiness you can't even imagine. Xia Dongyang said: "After leaving you, I don't need to be controlled by your possessiveness, I can go wherever I want to find the girl happy, and I can shoot wherever I want." In the streets and alleys, or in the lively night market, use piping hot sausages to insert into the girls' four holes. Those women are really good, they want their mouths, they want their bottoms, they want their butts, and they want places to pee. ”

"I remember you once poured milk into my back door and forced me to lie on the ground and drink what I had discharged like a dog. I complied, and then I was left alone and locked myself in my room, ignoring you for three whole days. Leng Yue thought about the previous things and shook her head: "When I finally wanted to get back together with you, you poured a bottle of chili sauce into my ass as punishment, and I couldn't even wear pants for a few days." ”

"I apologized too, didn't I pour you chicken soup to replenish your body?" Xia Dongyang said embarrassedly.

"The reason we drink chicken soup is because the meat has been eaten by someone else." Leng Yue said: "All roads lead to Rome, and some people are born in Rome. I yearn for love, but I can never find where your heart is. ”

"Don't be discouraged, life is like this, it goes up and down, it goes up and down, it goes up Xia Dongyang patted her shoulder and comforted.

"Someone is in your life to tell you that you are so deceitful. Like you, for me. Leng Yue said.

"I just want to be with someone, after all, it's too lonely to eat hot pot alone, and I don't know where to put the rest of the hot pot base, but fortunately, I can let your body take it home. However, after leaving you, I found that what is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that a person has no money to eat hot pot. Xia Dongyang said.

"Sometimes you don't try hard and you don't know what despair is. You're still like this in the end, full of bad ideas, and you don't want to think about how to coax girls. Leng Yue said.

"There's no need, and it doesn't have to be a coaxing relationship between men and women. You know, there must be a pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that she can only be friends with me at most. You can only go to bed, you can't fall in love. Xia Dongyang said.

"You can't wake up someone who doesn't reply to your messages, but red envelopes do. Why not solve the problem with money? Leng Yue said: "With your series of lies, there should be no problem pretending to be a royal noble."

"Don't retouch pictures endlessly, you look ugly in reality,

We all know that. Pretending to be a royal family and aristocrats is the same reason, no money is fundamental, and there is no temperament. Xia Dongyang said.

"I'm most afraid that you will do nothing in your life, and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and precious." Leng Yue was helpless.

"Many people say that the reason for choosing the capital of abstinence is that there are good opportunities for development. But when they talk about development, they actually mean part-time jobs. Choosing me is actually going to bed. I'll just go to bed. Xia Dongyang said.

"When you feel ugly, poor, and worthless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is still right." Leng Yue said: "Don't look at others as smooth sailing on the surface, in fact, behind their backs, it is also smooth sailing." ”

"If there is any phobia of choice, it's not because of poverty." Xia Dongyang said: "Gates took a leave of absence to start a business and became a world richer, but people took a leave of absence from Harvard University. ”

"Although you are single, you are as poor as two." Leng Yue said.

"Don't talk about me, good girls only get good words, while beautiful girls get everything." Xia Dongyang said: "You only know that people look better than you with makeup, but you don't know that when they take off their makeup, they are not only better looking than you, but their skin is also blown." ”

Leng Yue smiled.

"Well, the luck of a girl who loves to laugh is not too bad. To be honest, I don't know how a girl can laugh if she's been unlucky. Xia Dongyang said.

"People like me who don't even know a few famous brands, sometimes they don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth."

Leng Yue said: "If you like someone, you will confess, in case you become a spare tire." ”

Xia Dongyang disagreed: "It's useless to like it, you have to be beautiful and rich." ”

"God is fair, he gives you an ugly appearance, and he also gives you a low IQ so that you don't appear out of place. Why is it always jealous of talent? For no one cares how long the stupid person lives. Leng Yue said.

"Being ugly is a disease, otherwise how can a plastic surgery hospital be called a hospital?" Xia Dongyang agreed: "Put a mirror in the toilet of the school teaching building, do you think you want to tidy up your appearance?" You are wrong, so that you know that if you are ugly, you have to read more. ”

"Some people are often scolded for being lazy like pigs every day. It's really too aggrieved, the pigs get up earlier than you. Leng Yue said.

"Many things in life will eventually get better over time. Like many people, they were originally just fat, but after a long time, they became fatter. This period of time is confused and dark, and after you survive, there will be the next darkness waiting for you. Xia Dongyang said.

"Life is not only about the immediate situation, but also about the wedding card of the ex." Leng Yue said.

"I already have two wives, one is called Shuiyu, which is the kind of person who is very stupid and stupid, and he looks confused when he does something wrong. The other is a slave who only knows how to serve men, and I think her ass can store something more powerful than yours. Xia Dongyang said.

"If you want, I can allow you to put the python in it, if you really want to see whether the whole person has an excited expression or a painful expression when my intestines are bitten through, I am willing." Leng Yue said.

"Let's go to bed, it's the best love story I've ever heard. Don't worry, I won't let that stuff desecrate you, I just want everything in our home to smell like you. Xia Dongyang was very excited.

"Aren't all the love stories you've heard set the stage for going to bed? Who said you don't have perseverance, haven't you persevered in this thing for decades? Leng Yue said, "I refuse." ”

"Why, we said yes." Xia Dongyang said.

"Women chase men in the compartment yarn, unless the man has a good impression of you, otherwise the partition is basically barbed wire, or the electrified kind." Leng Yue said: "You flirt with me not because you like me, but because you know that I am easy to sleep by looking at the way I look." ”

"Also, you have a beautiful ass." Xia Dongyang added.

"When you fail, you'll be surrounded by people who care about you, who will ask you what happened, hear about your failure, and then leave satisfied." Leng Yue asked, "Do you have any thoughts now?" My love saint. ”

"When you get old and can't walk anymore, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day, and let you watch me dance with other old women." Xia Dongyang said.

"I've been going through the pain of your mouth, haven't you gotten enough of the flowers? Some people are here to love you, and some people are here to teach you. Leng Yue said, "I've had enough. You used to even reply to me in seconds. ”

"If a person replies to you in seconds, it can only mean that this person is playing with the phone." Xia Dongyang said.

"I thought you wouldn't be able to express it, but you just didn't love me." Leng Yue said.

"I used to think that people who relied on relationships must be very incompetent, but after contact, I found that people were better than you. Those princesses of royal nobles and daughters of oil kings, which one is not good? Xia Dongyang said.

"After I tried hard, I realized that the gap between our IQ is insurmountable." Leng Yue said.

"If you like someone, you must confess, don't be rejected, you really think you're a little fairy. Girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls to buy and endless vegetable markets. If you work hard, you won't have time to go to the stalls, because you can only work overtime to order takeout and visit online stores! Xia Dongyang said: "There is a gap between people and people. ”

"Once upon a time, the carriage was slow, the letters were far away, and there was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime." Leng Yue said: "I'm so envious. ”

"But in ancient times, many concubines could be accepted." Xia Dongyang reminded.

"When you lost sleep late at night, I already fell asleep, when you were lonely, I already had a new love, and when you were nostalgic, I had forgotten all about you, so don't keep staying up late because of me." Xia Dongyang said.

"I know, I'm only in my twenties, and it's normal that I haven't met someone I like, and I'll find out in the future that I probably won't meet anyone." Leng Yue said.

"Nowadays, people don't leave their mobile phones every day, and if they want to reply to your messages, they will already be back, it doesn't matter if you are single, the days of being single will be long in the future." Xia Dongyang said.

"Let's break up." Leng Yue said.

"We've been apart for five or six years, so it's been a long time." Xia Dongyang said.