"What have you been doing today? I've been writing, I haven't eaten all day, and it's the same as when I fell out of love. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Gao Jun said sadly.

In the final analysis, a large part of the reason for the severance between the god-killing class and the Nahe Bridge School back then was due to the wrong judgment and wrong behavior of the squad leader Kurobahara. You may not believe it when you say it, but the reason for these mistakes is because of two women and two relationships.

One red leaves, two cold moons.

Broken love? Kurohara snorted disdainfully.

"According to the research results of American psychologist Dr. Kübler Roth, a woman who is in love with a rejected woman will go through five stages of emotional change until she faces reality." Kuroba said.

"The first stage is anger, and the woman will say, 'Oh...... There's really a fire burning in my heart...... Nothing left, nothing left?! What, nothing is left ?! No? No! You didn't like me for even a moment? Ahhhh......h You bastard...... How can we take revenge? Ahh......hh

"The second stage is the denial of reality, where the woman will say: Ouch, is this like a word? Alien? Are you kidding? Ah, who's the trick? Ah, it's a movie, right? Is there a secret camera? Ahh Isn't that great? Oh? Hahaha...... I know. Hey, I got it...... Hahaha......"

"The third stage is compromise, where the woman will say: yes...... He's not my type in the first place. The whole person is not smiling and hard-working, and he is uneducated when he speaks, and he also says some old-fashioned North Korean swear words. Yes, it's hard to say, it's really possible that he's an alien... Totally lunatic... The biggest madman of my life......"

"The fourth is the long and long melancholy stage, and women will cry inexplicably: me? I'm not crying... It's tears coming out of my eyes. It's not crying......"

"At the end of the acceptance phase, the woman will say: Yes. I'm going to be prettier, of course I'm beautiful now, but I'm going to be prettier, so beautiful that everyone gasps when they see me, and you regret it!! ”

In this way, the grief and pain caused by the loss of love are directly experienced, and then the so-called mourning stage of wound healing is also passed. But at this stage, the difference between men and women is very obvious. Women focus on self-development in order to forge a better version of themselves or meet a better man, while men ......

Kuroba said, "There are five stages for women to let go, and only one stage for men. They may appear to be self-defeating, or more upset than women because they can't bear to fall out of love. ”

"Who taught you these crazy words? Love saint? You're really a bad learner. Gao Jun said.

"The professor said it in the TV series "My Love from the Star", or maybe it was said by the American psychologist Dr. Kübler Roth. I do not know. Kuroba said that he helped Xia Dongyang "defend". The stallion that eats with his face, pleases women with his mouth, and thinks with his lower body can't say such philosophical things.

"You're drunk." Gao Jun said.

"Indeed, it's a bit confusing." Kuroba smiled.

The two of them knew that Kurohara had not been contaminated with a drop of wine today. If he had to be drunk, it might be because of the sweaty body fragrance of the handsome man, who made Kuroba obsessed and intoxicated. But this is absolutely impossible.

"You don't have to worry about me, I can easily walk out of the death of my companions, I'm afraid I'm already a cold-blooded animal without feelings." Kuroba said. He told Gao Jun that he remembered Tang Dou, and he closed his heart because of her depression, but he easily walked out after only a month. Now, Kurohara can smile like a person who is fine, and live like a righteous gentleman in the righteous slogan of "Revive the God-killing Class and Protect the Nahobashi School".

"The companions of the righteous man and the gentleman are all sacrificed for justice, and the descendants sing the praises of the dead and the heroes, but they do not know the despicability of the heroes and the unwillingness of the dead. Fortunately, when a person dies, he doesn't have to nod his head, force a smile, and say his 'grievance' acceptance speech when he is dead. Kuroba said.

"You are too emotional, always afraid that others will think that you are not good enough for them, and you are always afraid that you will think that others think you are not good enough for them. You are too emotional, even if you write the past into a script, you have to put yourself in a sad position. Kurobahara's script uses his real name directly, and any fool who knows him can understand what he's doing.

"You like it too much and think too easily, but there are many things that you can't decide alone. These things don't just include feelings. ”

Gao Jun poured wine for Kuroba vigorously, and Kurohara pushed away the wine glass, bullying the food on the table like a hungry wolf. Although the dishes were already cold, Kuroba no longer had the patience to heat them, so he filled himself a bowl of rice and pulled it up indiscriminately.

After a while, Kurohara was in a commotion.

"Meat! I only eat meat. Kuroba slurred his speech, but he was still strong enough to get the reddest pork belly on the greasy plate.

"Boss, you said that these chopsticks are really difficult, your Oriental customs are really strange, I use a knife and fork to smash this meat and it will get up, don't believe you." After that, Gao Jun took advantage of the situation to take away the piece of meat on the plate. It's a pity that Kuroba is quick with his eyes, and with a pick with chopsticks, the piece of meat slips into his mouth.

"Strange? I didn't say you're weird. You say you're bareheaded, and your name has such a strong oriental momentum, who would know you're a Westerner? If you say this a few more times, I think you will be scolded to the point that your own mother has exploded, and it is not an uncommon phenomenon for the network to be sprayed by the black region. Kuroba danced with the flying chopsticks with his own hands, showing off in front of Gao Jun with his skillful skills.

"Westerners are big, no matter where they are, you can see it at a glance." Gao Jun snorted slightly, and the two square pectoral muscles on his chest shook twice.

"I apologize to all the Oriental people in the world, including me, but also those Oriental Ding Ding Meng girls!" Kuroba felt that Gao Jun had never experienced the fear of suddenly touching Da Ding Ding after touching all the beautiful girls when he was playing in a nightclub.

Oriental plastic surgery, Oriental deformation, the first in the world. Going to the men's toilet with an anime beautiful girl, and going to the men's toilet with a nightclub lady, these fears still linger in Kurobahara's mind.

He had discussed some profound life problems with the love saint Xia Dongyang before, and these questions were full of life philosophies - how to make yourself unfocused, how to avoid becoming a scumbag, how to make yourself emotionally dedicated but not lose friends of the opposite sex, how to make yourself no longer emotional whenever you see a beautiful young lady.