The post of the Juxianzhuang Heroes Banquet is signed by three people, Xue Muhua is in the lead, followed by You Ji and You Ju two brothers, according to the meaning of Tianlong's original work, the organizer is the divine doctor known as Xue Muhua, and the Juxian Zhuang master You family brothers are just undertakers, they rubbed the popularity of Xue Shenyi to jointly hold this banquet, the purpose of which is to make a name for themselves in the rivers and lakes, and it is similar to the meaning of the stick country inviting us to hold the World Cup together with China - anyway, I have no impression, I guess you don't know who this eighteen-generation gray grandson is!

Sister Dongfang and I rushed to Juxianzhuang in a carriage, and when we arrived, we were dumbfounded:

This Nima place is really a red flag display in Gongguxiang, with a mess of horses, carriages, ox carts, three jumpers, and shared bicycles at the door...... The small road is jammed with water, and the farmland on both sides is surrounded by thick and thick thorns, and you can't stop the car - this is the disadvantage of no charge for parking, although it costs less money, but it is much more troublesome to park the car.

Not only that, but what is even more ruthless is that the road is full of cow dung and horse urine, the east and west are similar to a maze array, the sun is stinking straight to Xiao Han, Sister Dongfang panicked at a glance: "Why bother if you can't get in, your feet can't fall, or let's go back?" ”

I carefully looked at the cow dung and horse urine array in front of me, although it was difficult, but I still found a path from it that could be penetrated without getting mud, so I showed Sister Dongfang: "Why don't we go like this, you see, let's settle down on the side of the black horse first, then jump on the ox cart, get down from the back of the car, and then ......"

Before she finished speaking, Sister Dongfang stood up directly, and sighed with a bitter face: "Do you have to go?" ”

"I have to go!"

"Okay, I'll leave this matter to my sister."

As soon as the words fell, Sister Dongfang suddenly reached out and lifted the waistband of my trousers, and the sound of whirring jumped into the air, fluttering like a crane hula from mid-air, and when she fell, she only used a little tiptoe to use her toes, and the ox cart and carriage and even the thorn bushes of the branches flew up again—I could only hear the wind whirring in my ears, and when I was calm, I had already crossed the mine war and came to the gate!

I couldn't help but wow, and was looking for something to praise Sister Dongfang's light skills like the endless river, but suddenly found that nearly 100 people in the hall were staring at the two of us silently, and the eyes were still a little confused - I immediately couldn't bear it, and whispered to Sister Dongfang: "It's bad, it seems that we are a little high-profile just now, and if we don't pay attention, everyone will pay attention!" ”

"We were also forced," Sister Dongfang said helplessly: "They all say that good shoes don't step on stinky shit, we can't do it." ”

"I don't think that's what I mean......

As soon as I was halfway through my words, I suddenly saw a servant in the hall walking towards us, the posture was a bit of a host to welcome the guests participating in the show, thinking that I couldn't let people say that we were rude, and I was ready to give a salute - I just hugged my fist and wanted to say hello, Leng Ding reacted that he represented Shaolin, and suddenly put down his fist and replaced it with his hands together, before he could figure out whether he should ask 'the donor is good' or introduce himself' The poor monk is from Dongtu Shaolin', and someone in the hall has already shouted with a cigarette pot in his throat:

"Seal, this guy is sealing-Qiao Feng, they are Qiao Feng!"

Uh-

Sister Dongfang and I were stunned - who is this paralyzed, the skills of judging cases are about to catch up with the Nanjing judge, and this judgment is too unexpected!

There was a moment of silence, and the hall immediately sounded like fried beans, and the sword light was dazzling, and countless people in the hall drew their blades and rushed out in an instant to surround the two of us, glaring angrily at the same time, if the eyes could kill, we would have been divided hundreds of times!

At this critical time, I stood in the way without saying a word...... Uh, no, it's wrong, without saying a word, she hid behind Sister Dongfang, and let her majestic figure face the many people who were unconscious but ready to pounce!

Sister Dongfang is used to seeing big scenes, so she smiled coldly and didn't move, just to see what they wanted to do.

For these melon-eating people, Sister Dongfang's actions completely show the attitude of a peerless master in the face of many rookies, so his inaction has become synonymous with fearlessness and confidence in the eyes of people here...... It's wrong again, and the whoosh subsides!

In an instant, the door of the noisy hall fell silent.

Because everyone heard three words, I stuck out my head and asked:

"What are you looking at?"

The ambitions of the group were pounding in their hearts, knowing that there were many people on their side and there were only two of us, and we might not be able to resist it when everyone rushed up, but Qiao Feng's two words became famous too early, and the prestige was too great, and no one dared to come to the front for a while.

In the silence, the smoke pot just now spoke again: "Look at you? ”

Hey, this actually called me out, and the buddy immediately became angry, and he jumped out from behind Sister Dongfang and shouted: "Try another one!" ”

The heroes reacted at this time, and hurriedly looked left and right to make their position - "This is not what I said, who am I looking for, you can see if you want to start fighting!" ”

But even in this case, the voice in the crowd came out again: "Try it......"

The group of heroes exploded their nests, and they were busy and the people around them were two or three feet wide, looking left and right vigilantly, for fear that someone would talk behind their backs and affect themselves, and some people directly covered their mouths - at this time, I suddenly pointed at someone and scolded: "You are paralyzed, come out!" Don't look at it, it's you! ”

Everyone immediately looked at the person I was pointing at, and saw that this grandson was very tall and pale, and someone who knew him lost his voice on the spot and shouted: "Soul chasing staff Tan Qing, he is Tan Qing, the disciple of Duan Yanqing!" ”

The heroes were stunned for a moment, and then they all squirted: "Hey, it turns out that you kid is making ...... bad"

Tan Qing's face was even more ugly when he was caught by me, but he still stood in place and forcibly distinguished: "Yes, I am Tan Qing, the soul chasing staff, but this does not mean that I said those words just now, what evidence do you have - everyone on the side gave me a testimony, did I move my mouth just now?" ”

Someone replied in surprise: "No, but I didn't see his mouth move......

"Nonsense, what kind of mouth do you use to speak when you are Duan Yanqing's disciple, you kid uses ventriloquism!" I said disdainfully: "Everyone knows this, are you paralyzed and pretending?" ”

"I can speak ventriloquism, and I can't say it's me!" Tan Qing was aggrieved and said: "You have to be reasonable!" ”

I said bluntly: "You better put down your clothes and weave them again, don't tie them in your belt, and think you're belly dancing with your belly dance—and look at the cheat sheet in your own hand, how can you write down any words in your palm, and see if you just said those words?" ”

Someone immediately grabbed his palm and looked at it, and immediately reported with joy: "By the way, it's really him, you see what is written on your hands: left, right, right, up, down, AB pause is to transfer thirty people......"

"You change hands, this Contra Douluo transfers."

"Oh, it's over here - luck can say 'what do you see' in ventriloquism three times, and luck in turn is 'look at what you do'......"

"Grab it!" Someone in the audience shouted, and immediately three or five men rushed out and grabbed Tan Qing, he didn't resist or struggle, and let people escort him down in frustration, but his eyes were extremely vicious when he looked at me: "Even if you are ruthless Qiao Feng, I can't even hide this from you." ”

Everyone present, including me, didn't speak, and after this guy was escorted away, one of the people took two steps, with a wrinkled face and a beard, and a square hat on his head, as soon as he came out, he directly surrendered his hand: "In Xia Xue Muhua, since the Qiao gang leader is here, then you might as well show your true face, let us also know who this good man with eyes like a torch is——"

I saw that he was talking to Sister Dongfang, and I was puzzled at first, but when I saw his figure, I reacted, let me go is tall, Qiao Feng is also a rough man, and only the two of them are similar, so no wonder Xue Muhua thinks she is Qiao Feng - uh, then I won't become Azhu if I say this, I don't know how to say it!

At this time, I didn't dare to be careless, so I could only salute and say: "The donors are mistaken, he is really not Qiao Feng, I am the junior brother of the abbot of Shaolin, and the unlucky monk is also!" ”

"Master of Bad Luck?"

I rolled my eyes and said, "Who the wants to be bad but me?" ”

Several people in the audience immediately shouted: "Oh, I just said that it looks familiar, but I'm afraid that Qiao Feng is pretending to be too big to recognize each other, and now I can figure it out - everyone, this is really a Shaolin monk and a bad luck master, we have seen it in Shaolin!" ”

The group of heroes suddenly collapsed, the solemn atmosphere just now collapsed instantly, everyone immediately put away their knives and returned their sheaths, and more people hulala came up to greet me: "Hello Master of Bad Luck, introduce yourself, my name is ......" "Master of Bad Luck, I am ......"

In the chaos and noise, the guy in the square hat just now squeezed over, took my hand and said to everyone: "Listen to me, listen to me - the master of bad luck has come all the way to help us, and it has been hard all the way, can you let the master rest first, drink saliva and then talk?" ”

This reminder of the heroes found out their faux pas, and immediately smiled and made a way, Sister Dongfang and I were taken all the way to the hall to find a position at the top and sit down, and then listened to Xue Muhua, the old boy, said: "Master of bad luck, this is the ...... next to you"

"Huh? The? I hadn't thought about this beforehand, so his sudden question made me pass the test, so I could only stammer: "Uh, this one...... Ahem...... What does this person say......"

"Don't get me wrong," Xue Muhua saw that I hesitated and immediately explained: "I just think that this martial arts is outstanding, and we were not sure about how to deal with Qiao Feng at first, but after seeing this person's light skills, I felt very promising, so I wanted to get acquainted with this hero, so I asked this question......

"Don't, don't blame us for the fight with Qiao Feng!" I immediately stood up and said loudly to everyone: "I'm actually here to tell you that the real culprit has been found in the death of our Master Xuanku, and it has nothing to do with Qiao Feng," I paused when I said this, and then said solemnly: "We Shaolin think, since Qiao Feng didn't kill Master Xuanku, then wouldn't the others not be killed by him-I'm here to tell you about this matter, let's sum it up and see if there will be any misunderstanding in this matter!" ”

"Huh? No way! Qunxiong was stunned for a moment: "Who is the murderer who killed Master Xuanku?" ”

I said solemnly: "Western Poison Ouyang Feng! ”

Just when everyone was frightened and confused, a housekeeper hurriedly came with a foot full of cow dung, walked to Xue Muhua's side and whispered a few words, Xue Muhua's face changed, and he instantly shouted: "Everyone, there is news of Qiao Feng!" ”

In an instant, everyone was quiet again, and at the same time, the three of them strode in from outside the hall, arching their hands as they went, and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, our brothers have found Qiao Feng's traces on the road!" ”

"Where is he?" The heroes in the hall suddenly shouted: "Did you have a trick with you?" ”