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At noon, when Yuan Yuan, who lived in Building 6, took his little daughter home, he saw Uncle Qi, Uncle Lai and Uncle Xia, who had moved in recently, sitting in the corridor chatting, so he asked his daughter to say hello, and everyone liked this elf ghost.

Uncle Peng asked her what her name was, and she said in a milky voice: "My original name was Maomao, and just now my father bought me a new name called Yuan ?????? Yuan ??????"

"Yuan Shengtai!" Yuan Yuan saw that her daughter was so anxious that she scratched her ears and cheeks, so he answered for her.

Uncle Peng even praised the name of the original ecology well, naturally. At this time, she asked rhetorically: "Grandpa, where is your name?" ”

Yuan Yuan scolded his daughter for being rude, but Uncle Peng said that he couldn't treat the child like this, only if she knew my name was fair, he said to Mao Mao: "My name is the loudest, it's called Peng Ka Ka!" ”

When the elves heard this, they danced and danced, and their mouths were still jumping and shouting. Everyone was laughed, Uncle Peng said that this was because when he was born, it happened to rain in the sky, and after a thunderclap, he came to the world, and his parents agreed that this was the name given by Lei Gong, so it was called Peng Ka Click, and then it was called down, and it didn't cost a penny.

The elf jumped up in front of Uncle Lai and said, "Grandpa, what's your name?" ”

Yuan Yuan scolded his daughter again and said, "This child is getting more and more disagreeable!" ”

Uncle Lai said his name was not good. It turns out that there is a custom for the people in their village to name children, when the child is born, they will call the name of the creature when they hear which creature is called first, so there are more than 20 people in their village who call dogs and cats. And he was born in a quiet night, without the sound of a living being, his parents were very anxious, at this time, there were two sudden "coo, coo!" from the window outside the house. "Toad sounds. The old couple was overjoyed, but soon they were sad again, do you think their family name is Lai, they can't just call their son a toad, right? The two pondered and pondered, and finally named their son Lai Kedou.

Uncle Peng said, "It's still a toad!" ”

"Grandpa is not right," Yuan Shengtai corrected: "Mom said that little tadpoles will change, and little tadpoles who don't listen to their mother's words will become toads when they grow up, and those who listen to their mother's words will become frog princes when they grow up!" After speaking, she squatted on the ground to learn the frog jump, and this jump jumped in front of Uncle Xia, she looked at Uncle Xia, but did not speak.

Uncle Xia smiled: "This little elf, don't you just want to know my name?" Grandpa told you, but you have to cover your nose and listen. ”

The elf's eyes widened and he asked, "Why?" ”

It turned out that Uncle Xia's mother gave birth to him suddenly in the latrine, which made Uncle Xia's father nerve-wracking. His mother said, "Let's call it Tim Xiang!" His father heard the fire: naming people is not only for the sake of good name, but also to make a historical record of the environment at the time of birth, the thatched toilet is obviously smelly, but the name is fragrant, not seeking truth from facts, the child will lie in the future, besides, this is not a male or female name but also affects fortune, as the saying goes: fertilizer is a farmer's treasure, farming is indispensable, I think it is called summer treasure!

When the elf heard this, she was full of wishes, but she still sniffed and said mischievously, "Grandpa, your name doesn't stink?"

A few days ago, the classmates had a small gathering, and during the dinner, on the topic of drinking, one of them asked the other: "I heard that your husband's brother recently made a joke because of drinking, is there such a thing?" "Haha, that's the case", so she smiled and told the following real interesting story

Li Ming (pseudonym) is a middle-aged man about 50 years old, who lives in an ancient town in Yangzhou, usually likes to drink, and often gets drunk and makes trouble, and his wife can't do anything about him.

That night, he drank too much in the restaurant again. I saw him, walking hobbling forward, touching his head and thinking about the way home, but he couldn't think of it. At this time, a person came from the opposite side, and he immediately stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me, how is Li Qingqing's house going?" The person who came knew Li Mingqing and thought, don't you know how to get to your home? , play me? He replied angrily, "I don't know!" ”。

Li Mingming continued to walk forward, walked, walked for a long time, came to an alley, he looked inside, while thinking, said to himself: "Why can't I find it, is it moving", at this time, Li Ming's wife happened to go out and had something, just saw him at the head of the alley, Li Mingqing saw her coming, so he said to her: "Sister, do you know where Li Qing's house is?" When his wife saw him like this, she knew that she was drunk again, so she said to him: "You asked the right person, come with me", "Thank you!" So, Li Mingqing followed his wife to the house. His wife asked him to take off his clothes and go to bed, but he refused, his wife was anxious, and came to undress him, he did push his wife away violently, and shouted at his wife: "No, I can't sleep in your bed, and you are not my wife." The wife was so angry and funny that she had to make a bunk on the floor before he would sleep. When he got up early the next morning, he suddenly found himself sleeping on the floor, and he was very puzzled, and asked his wife, why did you let me sleep on the ground?

A few days ago, the classmates had a small gathering, and during the dinner, on the topic of drinking, one of them asked the other: "I heard that your husband's brother recently made a joke because of drinking, is there such a thing?" "Haha, that's the case", so she smiled and told the following real interesting story

Li Ming (pseudonym) is a middle-aged man about 50 years old, who lives in an ancient town in Yangzhou, usually likes to drink, and often gets drunk and makes trouble, and his wife can't do anything about him.

That night, he drank too much in the restaurant again. I saw him, walking hobbling forward, touching his head and thinking about the way home, but he couldn't think of it. At this time, a person came from the opposite side, and he immediately stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me, how is Li Qingqing's house going?" The person who came knew Li Mingqing and thought, don't you know how to get to your home? , play me? He replied angrily, "I don't know!" ”。

Li Mingming continued to walk forward, walked, walked for a long time, came to an alley, he looked inside, while thinking, said to himself: "Why can't I find it, is it moving", at this time, Li Ming's wife happened to go out and had something, just saw him at the head of the alley, Li Mingqing saw her coming, so he said to her: "Sister, do you know where Li Qing's house is?" When his wife saw him like this, she knew that she was drunk again, so she said to him: "You asked the right person, come with me", "Thank you!" So, Li Mingqing followed his wife to the house. His wife asked him to take off his clothes and go to bed, but he refused, his wife was anxious, and came to undress him, he did push his wife away violently, and shouted at his wife: "No, I can't sleep in your bed, and you are not my wife." The wife was so angry and funny that she had to make a bunk on the floor before he would sleep. When he got up early the next morning, he suddenly found himself sleeping on the floor, and he was very puzzled, and asked his wife, why did you let me sleep on the ground?