Chapter 142: Tai Chi: Uncle Ben is completely desperate for this world where Yan is righteous
The little apprentice took the fool Taiji to find a field, but Mu Feng did not go with him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
But after the one person and one bear left, his divine sense has been locked on the little apprentice, for fear that something will happen to the girl.
Under the leadership of Tai Chi, one person and one bear quickly arrived at their destination, a gentle area full of green bamboo and spiritual energy on the top of Zhushan Mountain.
In the depths of the bamboo forest, there is a spacious and dry cave.
According to Tai Chi, this is where he used to live as the overlord of Zhushan, but now, this cave has been occupied by the evil creature in his mouth and driven him out.
"Tai Chi, you used to live here?" Arriving at the destination, the girl frowned and looked at the cave, and she couldn't help but feel a sense of disgust in her heart.
I have lived in the "Summer Palace" for four years after the pastoral renovation in the Jixia School Palace, and the aesthetic standards of the girl are definitely quite high.
I thought that the residence that Tai Chi, the former overlord of Zhushan, would be able to take care of and never forget, should also be a very tall place, but I didn't expect it to be just a dilapidated cave.
Such a cave, if she wants, she can open a dozen of them casually, and she can rob them at the risk of being beaten every day?
It's just that since she has come here and her little brother has been bullied, the girl naturally doesn't mind taking action to get back on the field.
What's more, everyone has their own ambitions, and the younger brother has no interest, so she can't help it, maybe people like to live in this broken cave.
"Little Master, that bastard has been living here since he kicked me out, you wait, I'll lure it out!"
With his own little master following the field, Tai Chi's heart is full of confidence.
He had seen the abilities of his little master, and it was definitely not something that bastard could deal with. Therefore, he was confident that he would be able to get back on the field this time and clean up that bastard fiercely.
With confidence in his heart, Tai Chi did not have the slightest timidity, and rushed into the cave where he had lived for many years.
While rushing in, he was still shouting, "Humble ant, your Tai Chi uncle is back again, hurry up and come out to get killed!" β
In Tai Chi's heart, it was a lot of effort for his little master to clean up the bastard who had taken over his home, so he was full of confidence when he said this.
It's just that, when rushing into the cave, the idiot seems to ignore a little.
His little master is powerful, but it doesn't mean that he is also so powerful?
Now, his little master is waiting outside the cave, and he is alone...... What will happen if a bear rushes in and kills people?
Just imagine, a stupid bear who is beaten by you as a punching bag every day suddenly breaks into your house and asks you to come out to die, how will you clean him up?
No matter how good your temper is, a slap in the face should already be the gentlest way to deal with it, right?
In fact, the creature that dwells in the cave does exactly that.
Facing Tai Chi who rushed into the cave with great momentum, a white shadow flashed in the cave, and the next moment, Tai Chi flew out of the cave at a faster speed than when he came.
"Ahhhh Death, death! Ahhh β
"Bang!" Screaming, Tai Chi flew straight out of the cave and pasted it on the opposite cliff like a poster.
Faced with this scene, the little apprentice was stunned.
What's going on? said that the good is evenly matched, but after three days and three nights of fighting, one move will be lost?
said that the good battle is 300 rounds, and every move is missing?
What the hell are you flying out less than two seconds after you entered, and you've been slapped against the wall?
I never thought that this stupid bear would even talk nonsense and brag about the little apprentice, I really thought that this stupid bear was on par with the creatures inside as he said, so I was relieved to let him go in to attract the monster.
But I didn't expect this idiot to be so useless, and two seconds after entering, people flew out and slapped the wall.
So much so that until the stupid bear slipped off the mountain wall a little bit and fell to the ground with a "poof", the little apprentice reacted under this sound.
"Stupid Taiji, is this what you mean by parity?" Looking at Tai Chi, who was lying on the ground half-dead with a plum blossom mark on his face, the little apprentice found that he was really too naΓ―ve.
Listening to his little master's questioning, Taiji, who had been relieved for a long time, had a smile on his face.
"Hey, that...... Missed, momentarily missed. I thought that there was a little master in that bastard who didn't dare to make a move, but I didn't expect it to really dare to do it. I was defenseless for a while, and I was taken advantage of by that bastard! β
Trying to find a reason to excuse himself, Tai Chi tried hard to stand up, but he pulled the injuries on his body hard, and he couldn't get up, but he grinned in pain.
Seeing this fool's appearance, the little apprentice shook his head angrily, took out a healing pill from the storage ring, and walked to Tai Chi to feed him.
"Still unprepared? It's really evenly matched, no matter how defenseless you are, you won't be like this, people will fight like dead dogs! β
Saying that, the little apprentice's face was full of contempt, obviously looking down on Tai Chi's incapable behavior and wanting to brag.
It's just that as soon as she finished speaking, before Tai Chi could respond, a dissatisfied voice suddenly came to mind behind her.
"I said, little girl, if you scold this idiot, you can scold it, why do you have to use the metaphor of a dead dog? Did we mess with you? Hearing this, the little apprentice was shocked that someone was able to get close to him without being noticed by himself.
Subconsciously made defensive moves, the little apprentice looked back, and at a glance, the whole person was stunned.
"Hey, this king didn't make a move on you, your defensive appearance makes this king feel very unfriendly!"
Seeing the girl in a defensive pose, the mysterious creature looked dissatisfied.
It's just that his words have not received the slightest response.
"Hey! Hey, hey! Little girl, this king is talking to you! You squeak, you look colder than this king, which makes this king feel very embarrassed! β
Seeing that the girl's face was dull and ignored herself, the creature said again dissatisfied.
This time, the girl finally had a reaction.
"Ahhhh It's so cute...... Kitten! β
As she spoke, the girl's feet were as slight as a Limbo fairy, and the whole person had rushed towards the mysterious creature with a disgruntled face.
"! Little girl, you don't play cards according to the routine, this king is kind enough to talk to you, and you actually took advantage of my distraction to make a sneak attack. β
Seeing the girl rushing towards him, the creature screamed, and its four paws smashed into the ground at the same time, dodging to the side, trying to dodge the girl's attack.
It's just that, to his surprise, the speed at which he has always relied on confidence, in the face of the girl who rushed towards him, seems to have become a big road.
Although he reacted in time and wanted to dodge, before he could really dodge, the girl had already rushed to the front, grabbed him with both hands, and had already ...... I hugged it in my arms.
"Hmph, stupid cat, you're dumbfounded! My little master is amazing, this time my little master just knows that you are bullying Uncle Tai Chi, and he is here to find a place for your Uncle Tai Chi! β
Seeing that his little master grabbed the stupid cat in his hand at once, Tai Chi, who had almost recovered after taking the healing pill, walked forward and grinned and sneered.
"Stupid bear, you bastard, you actually found such a powerful helper!" Caught by the girl, the creature struggled and couldn't break free, glaring at Taiji with hatred on his face to show his dissatisfaction.
After protesting, he seemed to have thought of something, and glared at Taiji angrily again, "Also, you big stupid bear, this king will say again, this king is a dog, a dog, not a cat!" β
"Cut, obviously looks like a cat, I don't say I'm a dog, with a close relative like you, I'm ashamed of you!" Seeing the kitten struggling in the girl's hands but unable to break free, Tai Chi pouted disdainfully.
Hearing this, the creature with a cat and a self-proclaimed dog glared at Tai Chi fiercely, and was about to open his mouth to refute, but was interrupted by the girl who grabbed him.
"What a cute little kitten, little kitten, my sister will hurt you!" The whole body is snow-white, without a trace of miscellaneous hair, and the whole cat has a sense of nobility, like the king of cats, the little white cat is in his arms, and the girl's face is full of tenderness.
Hearing that his little master agreed that the bastard who was caught was a cat, the smile on Taiji's face became even more overflowing.
"Do you hear that? Do you hear that? Yes? I just asked if you heard that? Stupid cat, my little master said that you are a cat, and you still want to quibble! It's obviously a cat, but I have to say that I'm a dog, I've never seen such a brazen person...... Cats! β
Looking at the little white cat who became a prisoner under the steps, and hearing that his little master had the same point of view as himself, Taiji's face was full of smiles.
It's just that, the next moment, as if thinking of something, his smile suddenly froze on his face.
"Wait...... Wait until! Little Master, what did you just say? Cute kittens? Hurt him? Tai Chi's bear eyes widened, and his eyeballs were about to bulge.
Hearing this, the girl nodded, "Such a cute cat is just raised as a pet!" β
Seeing the girl's affirmative nod, Taiji's face was filled with despair.
"Don't! Oh my God, what about finding a place for me? Little Master, how did you defect the moment you saw the enemy! β
Listening to Tai Chi's cry of grief, the girl pursed her lips.
"Look for a field, don't you really think this guy is an evil horror creature like you say?
Now that I see the deity, it turns out to be such a cute kitten all the time, if you don't raise him, do you raise you?
Do you have him cute? Do you have him small? Do you have him smart? You have him...... Is it good-looking? β
Tai Chi: "......" So, is Yan justice?
looked at his thick dark circles, looked at his image that he couldn't even take a color photo, and closed his mouth in Tai Chi!
Well, for this world where Yan is justice, Tai Chi fools have completely despaired!
It's just that, in between the conversations between this person and the bear, they all seem to have forgotten something.
"Hey, hey! Wait, give me wait! What are you talking about? What's a pet? Have you asked the king's opinion for such a hasty decision? β
After hearing the words of the two arguing about whether to take himself as a pet, but without the slightest intention of asking his opinion, the little white cat who was held in the arms of the little apprentice finally couldn't help but protest.
It's just that his protest is destined to be invalid.
Hearing the little white cat's protest, the little apprentice glanced at him, "As a prisoner, you don't have the right to choose!" β
Hearing this, the little white cat looked sad and angry, "No, it's not free, I'd rather die!" I don't have the right to choose, then I choose to die! β
Xiaobai glared at him, "Would you rather die than give in?" β
The little white cat turned his heart sideways and his face twitched, "I'd rather die than give in!" β
Looking at the other party's resolute face, the little apprentice's face showed a smile.
"Okay, you forced me!"
After speaking, in the bewildered expression of the little white cat, the girl turned her head in a certain direction......