After living in this quiet courtyard for a few days, Lao Honghua and I gradually adapted to the new environment, and my life became regular again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Thin Monkey, speak, sure enough, all the operational intelligence in North China was temporarily taken over by him, and I was given a seven-day vacation.

During the day, on the reclining chairs in the courtyard, I was in a daze all day, or with big sunglasses, under the leadership of the incompetent driver of Lao Honghua, I walked around the dazzling streets of Tianjing.

In the past few days, we have climbed the Great Wall; Wander around the staggeringly lavish ancient palaces; admired the crooked neck tree that Emperor Chongzhen hanged himself; Even, I have also visited, the luxurious royal courtyard; In Xidan and Wangfujing, I saw a dazzling variety of scantily dressed women。。。。。

The red flag car with a special service license plate is unimpeded all the way, and wherever it goes, it stops.

Cadillon brand Huaxia mobile phone, a light up, and even the ticket money, can go to the public account.

Although Lao Honghua, with my help, successfully applied for a bank card without an ID card, but the working hours were too short, and the annual salary had not yet arrived. He still looks at ease.

At this time, we wandered for a day and were driving towards the small courtyard where we lived.

"Excuse me, this time, can we improve the food? I really don't want to eat steamed buns, pickles, or flower rolls, pickles anymore. The old red flower with a crying voice came from the side, holding the hand of the steering wheel, trembling slightly.

That rural credit card has been cancelled by me, with this equivalent to, all banks common to the Huaxia smart terminal, who is still impatient, carrying a small card that is easy to lose, to queue up. Of course, all the money was transferred to my Huaxia account. However, there is no hint of the meaning of taking out the flowers.

The more than 700 pieces on my body haven't been spent yet.

I have to say,Huaxia smart terminal,It's really a good thing,There is a public account function in it,It's densely packed with all kinds of items that can be reimbursed by the public account。 Among them, there is the item of refueling, which is connected to the terminal and directly deducts money from the public account of Wanbao Group Co., Ltd., so that there is no need to reimburse any invoices and documents afterwards, and there is no need to pay in advance, which is really intimate.

However, however, there was no such thing as eating. I had to take the old saffron and eat all the steamed buns and flower rolls in Tianjing, and eat all kinds of pickles with different flavors. Even so, I don't have much of the more than 700 yuan left. Tianjing's consumption level is still quite high.

What is this, eating steamed buns, isn't this eating money? I muttered, very dissatisfied, the price level in the capital.

"Huh? What did you say? I leaned back on the co-pilot's exaggerated seat, wondering if I should take some money out for an emergency, ignoring the old saffron and praying plaintively.

"I said, I don't want to eat steamed buns, flower rolls, and pickles!" The old saffron seemed to be angry, and her voice became excited.

"Well, let's finish this meal first." I held up an unknown steamed bun shop, packed steamed buns, pickles, and shook it.

", it's this sentence again, left and left, and again, it's endless! Excuse me, you're too picky, when Young Master Ben pays his salary, you have to have a good meal! "Old Honghua, angrily patting the steering wheel, suddenly sounded the horn, startled me a lot.

The wide and comfortable elongated version of the red flag slowly docked under the big words "No parking, violators are deflated" outside the courtyard wall.

Lao Honghua, who is very conscious of being a subordinate, took the initiative to pick up the packed lunch box, got out of the car, and slammed the car door fiercely, making a loud bang.

I also feel a little embarrassed, in this way, it seems that there is a suspicion of abusing his companions and subordinates, you see, the old safflower, is a little thin. I thought about it for a moment and said, "If you sweep the yard, wash your clothes, and do housework by the way, I think about it, please have a good meal!" ”

Old Honghua Huo Ran turned around, her handsome face was distorted, "Excuse me, although Young Master Ben is now your secretary, but he is not a subordinate, anyway, I am also a senior cadre of the Wanbao Squad, if you want me to charge into battle, let me sweep the yard, wash clothes, do housework, no way!" The old saffron paused for a moment, and then said, "Besides, I won't either!" ”

"Uh, you've never done your own laundry? Sweeping the yard? Actually, it's very simple, I teach you "I follow the path of good temptation." I opened the lock of the courtyard gate and entered the courtyard that was very empty and illuminated by the lights.

The plane tree in the courtyard is beautiful when you first visit. And now, like a chicken that keeps shedding its feathers, dropping leaves from time to time all day long, it has only been a few days, and the yard is completely unsightly, and there are thick leaves everywhere.

A good courtyard house is about to become a deserted house.

It's not that I haven't thought about releasing the five ghosts to do housework, but the environment here is very different from the lonely house in my hometown. Can the neighbors around accept the five ghosts who are whining and screaming? These things, every once in a while, have to call me a number, in case it gets out of control, it will be really troublesome. I'm here to catch ghosts, but I'm not here to set ghosts. What's going on, I'm sorry for the skinny monkey who has high hopes for me, no.

To put it mildly, I'm sorry for the people of Tianjing!

Housework, since I was in my twenties, I haven't done it, it's all done by five ghosts. Moreover, in Shuikou Village, I am known for being lazy, and during the day, I don't want to move.

What can I do with this? For Li Chuang, this handsome old red flower, a childhood friend, can only be discussed, there is no way to force it, this is a relationship that is more friendly than brothers, of course, it does not mean that we fall in love with each other. One of the biggest things we have in common is that we are only interested in women.

Lao Honghua, closed the courtyard door, carried the lunch box, entered the main hall, sat on a chair, stared at the lunch boxes, in a daze, in his mouth, constantly swallowing. This is definitely not gluttonous, but really nausea, stomach acid keeps pouring into the mouth, and then, swallowing.

I opened the refrigerator and wanted to find two bottles of water to drink, but it turned out that the refrigerator was full when I came, and it was empty at this time, except for a little bit of vegetable dregs, it was really clean!

Bang, I slammed the refrigerator door shut, sat on the big chair in the main hall, stared at the floor, messy shredded paper, and drink bottles everywhere, and began to start.

A handsome old safflower who has never stretched out his hand for clothes and opened his mouth for food, and the lazy one in Shuikou Village, except for catching ghosts, can't fart, I am thirty-five years old, and I am ordinary-looking, just so sluggish and worried.

"Or, no, let's seek support from headquarters!" Old Red Flower whispered.

My eyes lit up, and it was a good idea.

I pulled out the cadillon and gently pressed the start button. This mobile phone, with the luxurious appearance of Cadillon, and those buttons are all virtual. Only this start button will work.

After starting, a virtual screen appeared in front of me. I said weakly, "Huaxia No. 002, call the logistics support center!" ”

A perfect girl-looking avatar appeared on the screen.

"Glad to serve you, may I ask, how can I help you?" The girl was very polite.

Due to permission restrictions, I was able to see this beauty, however, this beauty, couldn't see us.

So, I didn't bother to adjust my lazy sitting position.

"I'm here, uh, I need a full-time nanny here, to do hygiene, cooking, and so on, and it's better to buy groceries at your own expense! The nanny's salary can be deducted from my secretary's salary! "I don't have a regular income, I will have subsidies, actions, bonuses when I go out on assignments, except for more benefits, it is really not easy to earn money. Far inferior, the old safflower, came to the drought and flood to ensure the harvest.

"Okay, your permission level is Wanbao Group, the highest permission level. I'll arrange it for you right away! "Beautiful, very crisp. The Wanbao Group she said is really too big, involving all walks of life and a variety of industries. And I, for the time being, cannot understand the meaning of the highest level of authority. I only know that I need someone here to take care of my life, and seeing that the holidays are coming, how can I get it if it goes on like this! It has to be a kennel.

"Well, one would be fine, it's too many, I can't live here! Preferably, I want a beautiful woman," I said hurriedly. But there was no definite response. Seemingly unaware, the nanny, who doesn't seem to need to, lives in the employer's house all day.

Two minutes later, the beautiful woman smiled brightly.

The gentle voice sounded again, "The full-time nanny is already on the way, and all her expenses will be paid by the group's public account!" Please rate this service! ”

I gave a tap, a thumbs up, and cut off the communication.

Hey, hey, hey.

I looked at the old saffron and laughed.

And the old safflower seems to have an appetite, and he began to eat pickles, biting into some cold and hard steamed buns.

Before I finished eating, the doorbell suddenly rang.

"So fast?" I'm a little skeptical, it's only five minutes before the communication is cut off, right?

Lao Honghua dropped the steamed bun in his hand, and jumped out with an arrow step. Don't think he's warm-hearted and motivated.

Damn, he's going to see what he looks like, this scumbag! "That's the nanny, don't scare people away." , I puffed up, and by the way, I swallowed the last bite of steamed buns with difficulty.

"Mom, help! Hell! "The old saffron, crawling from the yard, stumbled towards me.

I stood up smartly? It's not dark yet, but there are ghosts? Good fighting quality, so that I am not chaotic in the face of danger, a one-quality evil charm, with a golden light, towards the back of the old red flower, rushed over, it is important to save people first.

Then, with an arrow step, he jumped out, holding two evil talismans tightly in his hands, and a faint golden light surged all over his body.

The old red flower, a flexible dodge, detoured behind my back, trembling hands, clutching at the placket of my clothes, even the head, hid behind my back, and did not dare to show his head.

A curling figure gradually approached.

Two evil charms slid down my fingertips and landed on the ground covered with dead leaves.

My mouth was open, and I stared dumbfounded, at the approaching humanoid ---- monster! I started to tremble.

This is a person, I am extremely sure, this is a very normal person, just looking at the figure, only looking at the figure, it can even be said that it is an extremely hot woman, the convex is towering, the concave, evoking reverie, willow thin waist, gently swinging, seductive demeanor, undoubtedly revealed.

But don't look at the face, this face is just as miserable as the scene of the car accident. The potholes are covered with large black moles, and when I laugh, I have a mouthful of yellow teeth, which makes people unable to tell the age of this woman-like thing!

Looking at the figure, she is a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, looking at the face, it is absolutely impossible to arouse people's interest, consult her age.

"Hello, my subordinate Ruolan, entrusted by the Logistics Support Department, from now on, around the clock, responsible for the Wanbao team, the executive deputy captain, Cai Xi, and the work of eating and living. Thank you for your kind attention. "The sound is like a heavenly sound, with an ethereal flavor.

But I'm a layman, and I really can't stand it, such a monster, dangling in front of my eyes all day long! Old safflower, already behind my back, vomited violently.

You have to admit that some people, really, as soon as you see her, will throw up. And I, far from reaching the supreme realm where all things are equal!

I endured it, vomited, took out the cadillon, connected to the logistics support department, and said weakly, "I want to return it!" ", as if he was holding back something.

It's still the avatar of that beautiful woman, and the gentle voice says, "I'm sorry, Your Excellency the Vice Captain, the nanny can be changed at any time, the full-time nanny, has been selected, will follow for life, and cannot go through the replacement procedures, please understand." “

Click, my cadillon, fell uncontrollably on the fallen leaves, making a soft noise.

Follow for life, can't be replaced??

I stared at the woman's face, trying to get used to it, the big black mole on my face, dangling around, a mouthful of jagged yellow teeth, getting closer, and it seemed that there would be a pungent smell of garlic.

"Wow", I couldn't help it, and I vomited.

Lao Honghua and I supported each other, glanced at each other, spit out a few mouthfuls, and patted each other's backs.

The steamed buns, flower rolls, pickles, digested and undigested steamed buns eaten in the morning, noon, and evening gushed out with pungent stomach acid.

"Excuse me, can I get to work?" This monster with a beautiful name, a heavenly voice, sounded.

"Open, open, let's go!" Lao Honghua and I supported each other and returned to the main hall. They glanced at each other, hugged their heads and cried.

The two old boys crying so miserably are really touching.

At this time, the small courtyard was officially full of people, I lived in the main room, the old safflower, and lived in the east wing, and the new monster Ruolan, a full-time nanny around the clock, lived in the west wing closest to the kitchen.

I lay in my room, locking the door, as if I was afraid that a monster would suddenly break in.

It's not that I'm judging people by their appearance, it's just that I can't adapt to them for a while.

There was a rumbling sound from the yard, it seemed, this monster was still working?

I couldn't help but feel a faint warmth in my heart.

Not a daughter-in-law? If it's ugly, it's ugly, we are not landlords, and it's good that the organization can give a nanny. I had to learn to accept it.

Wandering around, I gradually fell asleep.

The first time, not in the middle of the night, practicing, outside, it was terrible!

There are monsters!