Chapter 530: The Lowest Behind the Scenes in History
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"What the hell? No WIFI again? ”
A certain gentleman admiral muttered and slapped the quantum communication terminal in his hand.
He saw the bloody scene of the dragon's blood Ji tearing the angry demon king with his hands in the screen of the virtual screen, and then saw the sultry action of Avril Lavigne's girl after her orgasm...... Then the picture is maintained as if it is stuck, when the little Lori of the meow king is holding the sorrow of frost in his arms. During this period, it seems that he saw something shiny on the lips of Sindragosa? However, this thing was originally a large lump of mobile light pollution in the sun, so a certain gentleman admiral didn't pay much attention to it.
"Master, request to launch Apollo to annihilate the enemy."
After analyzing the current situation for a while, Her Majesty the Queen of the Sky, who found that the information processor could not give good advice, decisively handed over the decision to her master.
(My dear, people think you can continue to talk to Miss Dragonblood.) She seems to have some blood feud with His Majesty the Demon Kings of the Demon Realm~ In addition...... People accidentally teased Avril Avril to cry just now, dear teach people how to coax children! )
When Shang Rafter received the quantum communication from his angel sister, the voice of the secretary lady also sounded in his mind at the same time.
"Clams?"
Looking at Icarus's expressionless and beautiful face on the virtual screen, patting his forehead, Shang Rafter was stunned for a moment before a questioning interjection came out of his mouth.
Bridge bean sacks! Sansan, the amount of information in your words is a little bigger, hey! The dragon blood Ji of one skill has a blood feud with the Seven Deadly Sins Demon King, what is going on with this bloody sense of déjà vu?! Belch...... The body of the Angry Demon King shouldn't have really done such a bad thing as killing your mother and going to your father? Tut...... Why do I have a kind of rush to read fantasy novels at a "certain point" female frequency? But it doesn't seem like a big deal to talk about it any more, right? This girl who is also a Luo Keyu is so ferocious in combat, it's not bad to turn back to the town guard mansion as a mascot, huh? And she also has a father who is very smug when she hears it, if she really has a deep hatred with the Seven Deadly Sins Demon King...... I'm curious!
A certain gossip soul burned up, and the gentleman admiral, who was careful and lively, showed the exclusive smile of a gentleman (hentai) who had earned three years of blood and was not a loss by death.
Ahem! We're just thinking about it from the perspective of "the enemy of your enemy is your friend", so please get to know our witty smile correctly! This is definitely not to blame Shu Xiao's lewd smile when he was ready to take out a lollipop to lure (river crab) to kidnap Lori!
So a certain gentleman admiral replied to his angel sister and the secretary respectively.
"Icarus-chan, you stay on guard for the time being, and I'll talk to Dragonblood Ji later."
(Sansan, then I'll talk to Miss Dragon's Blood Ji again.) By the way, do you have candy like lollipops on you? I'm telling you, it's easiest to coax Avril Avril's girl, just stuff the candy in her mouth. )
I didn't forget that Shang Rafter, who still had to teach three or three coaxed children, said that the little Lori of the Meow King was the best one among so many Loli in his family.
"Yes, Master."
Icarus ended his communication and continued to stand on guard.
(Ya ~ Ya ~ People are yellow-faced women who have passed the expiration date of Lori, and they are not like dear people who are always ready to turn the cute little Lori home as a mascot, how can they carry candy with them.) However, my dear, you seem to have guessed correctly, it seems that the Demon King killed Miss Dragon's Blood Ji mother. When she wanted to snatch the soul of the Angry Demon King, she seemed to have said that she would use the Angry Demon King's soul to honor her mother's soul. Of course, people think that she mainly wants to devour the soul of the Angry Demon King to recover from her injuries and escape. )
Kurumi replied to his man as he motioned for his time clone to hand over the quantum communication terminal back to Laetitia Eero Fleetpel to continue the negotiations.
Shang Rafter: "......"
Finished! If you're not careful, you'll forget to delete the content of the block thinking when you are communicating with your mental power! Wait a minute! That's not the point! The point is that labor and management actually guessed right?! I'm really curious about the plot of the Angry Demon King after killing the dragon-blooded Ji and her own mother! Has the Red Dragon King been caught? Ahem! Again, the point is wrong! Dragon Blood Ji wants to snatch the soul of the Angry Demon King, and running away is the point! Well...... That's right. It's understandable to run away after pretending to be forced, but you still want to run after pretending to be a failure? Oh, it's really Too young, too simple Tucson to break, get the clothes on stage! Do you want Icarus-chan to drop a few missiles to educate her a little bit and let her learn to be a good girl? It's not good, it doesn't seem to be conducive to the next lure (river crab) crutche. But she always thinks about running away and killing or something, and she doesn't have the sincerity to negotiate......
A certain gentleman admiral who finally grasped the key point in the crazy three words was deeply entangled. To fight or not to fight? This is a difficult question for Shang Rafter, who neither wants to be an emperor nor has learned much about the mind of an emperor. Do you want to be tough or soft? Different options will affect the rest of the negotiations. He couldn't strike a balance between the two anyway.
Shang Rafter, who was desperately tossing brain cells, even wanted Icarus to take away the dragon's blood Ji with a direct shot of Apollo. At least then he won't have to worry about what kind of attitude to use to start the next negotiations.
When a certain gentleman admiral rubbed his swollen eyebrows and was entangled, Crazy San was busy comforting the little Lori of the meow king.
I asked my time clones if they had candy with them, and after getting a bunch of answers that shook their heads and shrugged their shoulders, Kurumi pinned his hopes on a certain dessert shop waiter Lori who hadn't recovered from the fact that the Angry Demon King had died like this.
"Dracula-chan, do you have candy with you?"
"Ahh Yes? Miscellaneous...... What the? ”
Count Dracula, who was still shocked that His Majesty the Demon King died too simply and looked too weak, looked at Mad San with a blank expression.
"People ask if you have candy or sweetness."
Kurumi's angry curved finger flicked on the forehead of this confused little bat with soy sauce all the way.
"Ahh
Count Dracula, who covered his forehead and shrunk his head in a small mournful voice, looked at the mad third sister pitifully, and protested weakly: "No...... Don't make a head, Mr. Admiral said you'll be stupid if you hit your head. ”
"Rob, hurry up and hand over all the sweets you are carrying! Otherwise, people will snap your forehead. ”
Pinching Count Dracula's white and tender little face, the madman pretended to be vicious and made a "fierce" threat.
"Bu Yao is hungry and stealing! Bu Yao detective hungry thief! (Don't flick your forehead!) Don't bounce your forehead! )”
Count Dracula, whose face was pinched and couldn't shrink his head, curled up in the air with tears in his eyes, and came to a trapeze version with a difficulty coefficient of five stars.
"Wei Junda can lure the branding dealer to brew Gewode Sankeda to break the convex soup, quit fat Jiejie against that beating, Bu Yao Tanwode is hungry and spicy! (There are three white rabbit toffees given to me by the proprietress in the pocket of the apron, take it away from the robber sister, don't play my forehead!) )”
Crazy San, who finally understood what Count Dracula was talking about, let go and rubbed her little head, "Ahhh~ Good boy, sister will borrow it first, and I will return the candy to the good child." ”
Saying this, the mad third sister used her right hand to kill Count Dracula, and at the same time reached into the apron pocket in front of her lower abdomen and took the three white rabbit toffees inside.
Although a certain gentleman admiral who was watching the live broadcast screen with a tangled heart couldn't hear the conversation between his secretary and the waiter in the dessert shop, Lori, but from the actions of both sides, he still felt a sense of déjà vu that a bad girl in high school blackmailed a primary school student Lori.
In fact, it was indeed a "crime" scene......
“……”
Kurumi, who successfully obtained the necessary props to coax the child from Count Dracula, peeled off the candy wrapper of a white rabbit toffee, and flew speechlessly in front of the little Lori, the meow king who was staring at the toffee in her hand.
What my dear said is true, Avril is really coaxing......
"Ah~ open your mouth and eat sugar."
Staring directly at the toffee in the hands of the crazy three, the little Lori of the meow king couldn't wait to raise her little face, quickly opened her small mouth, the cat ears on her head stood up, and the dog tail behind her buttocks swayed wildly, quickly and fully ready to accept the candy feeding.
Kurumi: "......"
You are the king of the Scourge troops, not a puppy waiting for the owner to feed!
Making a feeding action, it seems that he is about to stuff the toffee in his hand into the mouth of the little Lori of the Woo Meow King, and temporarily brakes in the eager gaze of the other party.
Before the official feeding, Kurumi made his own request: "You can't cry if you eat sugar, you know?" ”
"Uh-huh! Ah~"
Nodding his little head vigorously, the little Lori of the meow king readjusted the action of accepting the feeding.
Crazy San, who couldn't bear to look directly at the general picture of the cheerful interaction between the owner and the pet, turned his head slightly in shame, squatted down and stuffed the toffee into the mouth of this stupid loli.
In fact, she originally wanted to throw the toffee directly into the mouth of the little loli of the meow king......
However, after feeling the seemingly "I didn't see anything" on his back, but in fact, he secretly turned his head from time to time to pay attention to the murderous and resentful spirit of the three Walkey Shadow Guards and the three furious ghosts here, and the mad three still wisely chose the feeding action of the big sister to the little sister, rather than the feeding action of the big sister teasing the pet dog.
(Sansan, are you robbing elementary school students to feed puppies?) )
Seeing that a certain gentleman admiral who was confused said to his secretary with mental power communication.
Hearing this, around the third is the most evil elf, who has the title of the most evil elf, and has seen a lot of scenes of all kinds of big and small, and the girl who can be called a battle-hardened girl can't help but feel a little hot cheeks.
(It's your dear you who teach people to do that!) )
(I didn't teach you how to rob elementary school students, I taught how to coax children.) )
Shang Rafter immediately said that the pot was not his, and he would not carry it.
(My dear, how can you do this, you obviously taught others to do such things, you have to take responsibility!) )
Kurumi replied to his man with the tone of meeting a negative man, and let others listen to the imaginative words.
Shang Rafter: "......"
What did I teach you to do with me? How can I say that I am the same as the evil man behind the instigation of crime? And it's the kind of person who is low enough to instigate a bad girl in high school to rob a primary school student Lori...... The coercion behind this is a little too low, right?
Speechless, slandering the words of his own secretary, a certain gentleman admiral brought up the matter.
(Okay, okay, I taught, I taught, I helped you carry this pot, who made you my person.) So the mastermind behind the low-squeeze Jun, dear secretary, help the staff officer, what kind of attitude should I, the mastermind behind the low-squeeze, continue to negotiate with that dragon-blooded girl. I'm struggling right now...... )
After Balabalabala's tangle told his secretary, Shang Rafter asked: (The basic situation is probably like this, Sansan, what do you think?) )
(Ahh~ Honey is struggling with this?) However, people have no experience in the correct posture of handling this situation. )
The green jade fingers lightly tapped the cherry lips and thought for a while, but Kurumi couldn't think of any good ideas.
(Eh~ That's it.) We still want to solve it from you, but it seems that the troubles have spread. In that case, it doesn't matter so much, just have a showdown with Dragon Blood Ji, either simply surrender directly and don't think about running away, or just take the dog. )
Shang Rafter, who was in pain, didn't want his sister to follow him, so he decided to just open the video communication with Leticia Eero Fleetpel and go straight to it. It's a big deal, labor and management don't want this wild Lori.
Typical belongs to eating and looking at the bowl and thinking about the meow in the pot Wang Xiao Lori gently pulled down the skirt of the crazy three who was about to reply to her man, and her big watery eyes stared at the two white rabbit toffee left in the other hand of Mad San, and begged coquettishly: "Sister Mad San, this meow still wants to eat toffee......"
"Ahhh~ This is not good, children eat too much sugar on their teeth...... Wait a minute! Sugar? ”
Spreading out his palms and looking at the two white rabbit toffees lying on the palms of his hands, Kurumi showed a charming smile.
(Honey, you wait first.) People may have thought of something that worked. )
Kurumi's words stopped Shang Rafter from reaching for his finger to the virtual screen, (worthy of Sansan!) At the last moment, I came up with a good solution. We're almost ready to be reckless. Tell me, should I be tougher and let Icarus-chan give me a full set of killing sticks like a class enemy? Or should I directly launch the Huairou offensive and let her rise up the idea of hatred and hatred and turn to my command? )
(Ahh Don't worry, wait for someone to determine the prerequisites for this method. )
While laughing at his own man, he took the White Rabbit Milk Candy and ignored the pitiful eyes of a certain Lori, and Kurumi flew in front of Count Dracula, who looked depressed......