When I was running, jogging, swaying, pacing, and detouring back to school in the shade of the trees on the side of the road, my mind was full of money, and for now, no three or five thousand could not solve the problem at all, and these were not what my group of classmates could help.

touching porcelain, selling kidneys, writing homework for primary school students, beating classmates and pretending to be parents, helping classmates open the water and handing out cheat sheets to occupy a seat in the library, being an anchor selling cuteness, selling stupid meat, and cheating gifts......

Hey! I really don't have a trick that I'm good at and save worry and time to make money quickly, so is it possible for me to really be a writer? Even if I wanted to, I would have to pay for it every other month!

I went back to the Internet café in a depressed mood to bring Xiao Zuanfeng back to school, and for the first time I felt the trouble brought to me by Xiao Zuanfeng's high appearance - he stood on the side and watched Galen drill the grass, and a whole row of girls and girls who were surfing the Internet were tilting their heads to look at him like pillows, their eyes flashed with thunder and thunder, and the silver snake was dancing, and they almost reached out from inside to touch his face!

I didn't even enter the door, and I left with a greeting from outside, and this kid immediately waved his sleeves and came out without taking away a cloud. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Alas, money! I'm so sad!

Money is a bastard! Although everyone pretends to be indifferent, it's really not good if you don't have money!

Money can pass the sky, money can pass immortals, money can pass power, money can *** money can make ghosts grind, rich Wang Bachao sits south, rich can turn dead into alive, rich no matter whether it is reasonable or unreasonable; Those who open shops sell fakes for money, those who are officials sell stamps for money, professors sell steamed buns for money, and girls take off their clothes for money; Celebrities cut their faces for money, white-collar workers take private jobs for money, teachers touch their hands for money, and doctors prescribe fake drugs for money......

This great sight of the whole people drilling into the eyes of money is that everyone sings and roars from the bottom of their hearts: "Get up, people who do not want to be slaves, build our flesh and blood into our new shopping mall, the Chinese nation has reached the time of the most money, and everyone is forced to let out the last roar: Come, take, bring ......"

What to take? Of course, it's taking money, taking money from other people's pockets into your own pocket!

When I thought about taking the little pig back to school, it was already time to eat, and the classmates went back to the dormitory from the cafeteria to play big boxes and small boxes of food or sit in the cafeteria to eat, and Xiao Zuanfeng's eyes lit up instantly, although he didn't dare to speak, but the belly grunt was strong behind me to knock "The General's Order", and the single song was looped three times in less than ten minutes.

At this point, I had to formally throw out my tricks to appease the army: "Let's not worry, wait, wait for the canteen to be cleaned up later, and then go to eat, although the food is cold and there is no choice, but it is better to have more meat and more meat, and the amount of one money is three servings." ”

This trick was taught by Aunt Li who was a miscellaneous worker in the cafeteria, and there were some things that couldn't be said for outsiders, for fear that the impact would be bad - at the end of the day, the master rested Aunt Li took the spoon, and that spoonful was full of meat, and it definitely wouldn't shake like chicken feet, and you could shake all the meat with a three-five shake!

With my words, Xiao Zuanfeng's belly didn't grunt, and he changed the sound of saliva, and only walked 200 meters less than the female classmate reminded: "Hey classmate, your mobile phone is ringing......"

I took out the clothes I wore for the vigil in my bag and wrapped him around his head.

In order to avoid the smell of meat and the hunger and cold worsening, we spent a long time outside the library before leaving our arms and going to the cafeteria. Aunt Li Xianyun Yehe old monk entered the standing window, and knocked on the edge of a few pots with a big spoon in her hand as if knocking on a wooden fish, and looked up coldly and immediately frowned when she saw me: "Why did you come, Xiao He, today the potato roast beef aunt left it for you, come quickly." ”

As she spoke, she took out a stainless steel rice plate from underneath, the beef and potatoes were almost unfillable, I leaned over with a hippie smile and swiped the card, "Auntie, this cousin is here, you can give me another one." ”

"Yo, the beef is gone, so it's going to be something else."

Aunt Li took a plate, clicked two spoons back to the pot, and the meat and vinegared cabbage and rice were directly deducted into a pyramid, and the little diamond eyes were congested, "Okay, okay......"

When the plate came out of the window, the kid directly put it into his mouth, sucked the soup into it first, and then saved the chopsticks on the edge, and saw Aunt Li smack his tongue: "Xiao He, what does your cousin mean by his crazy appearance?" ”

"There is a drought at home, his family lives on the top of the loess high slope, there is a lack of water, the infusion in the hospital is as thick as a tomato sauce, I haven't seen food with soup for many years, and when I catch the train, I live directly in the boiler room for three days, I'm afraid this habit will not be changed for a while," I diverted the conversation in three or two sentences: "By the way, auntie, look at why you are not in a high mood today, something is wrong?" ”

The little drill wind on the side was eating the soup and humming again......

Aunt Li sighed: "It's not the mess in the nursing home!" These uncles and aunts can't come up with the money to pay, and the family doesn't care, a few years ago, I and your Uncle Zhang's savings can still be supported, and now it has been completely sold off, just yesterday, the last worker in the courtyard is gone, and no one cares about the old man and the old lady cooking. ”

I know this about Aunt Li's family, the two of them are desperately supporting the nursing home, and all the people are lonely and miserable, some are widowed and lonely, some are children who don't care, and some are veterans, and the city allocates enough money every year, so she came out to work to earn money and go back to subsidize.

Aunt Li came to the canteen to do chores, so she rushed the leftovers that couldn't be sold until the night, and brought them back to the cook to clean up at noon the next day, but now as soon as the cook left, she was blind, and it was not okay to go back to help cook - Uncle Zhang had to take care of the elderly, and if no one was watching, it would be even worse if he fell.

In desperation, I could only make a fuscrum: "It's really not good, you tell those who have children, and sweep the old man and old lady out of the house without paying the fee?" ”

"Do they really care if their parents can send them to a nursing home?" Aunt Li shook her head helplessly: "Let's be honest, if you go out of the house, even if you want to extubate and make people choke now, it won't appear, just wait for the death of the people to collect the corpse in the courtyard and do the funeral, and they will live as soon as they are a hundred!" ”

"Hey! These unlucky children! I scolded: "Are these girls particularly envious of Sun Wukong, born without a father and mother, if you practice a sunflower treasure book by the way, even the mother-in-law will be saved?" ”

Aunt Li frowned: "Don't say it's too ugly, in case it's really difficult at home, don't I really make people sleep on the street if I don't pay the fee-forget it, I'll quit when the month is over, go back to find a vigil job, and go to work after the old man and old lady's food and drink during the day..."

I shook my head: "That's not good, Aunt Li, where are you going to work, boiling oil from your own bones!" And ah, even if you can really boil the oil, it won't last long, what is it! ”

"It's as long as it lasts," Aunt Li sighed and said, "Instead of sending them to that home and being unhappy, it is better for me and the old man to send them away in peace, and there is no regret when they come... It's just that I wronged you, Xiao He, in the future, Aunt Li will not be here, and you won't have so much meat for dinner. ”

I hurriedly persuaded: "Look at what you said Aunt Li, what a big deal if you don't eat meat......

The stainless steel tray slowly came out of the table next to me, and Xiao Zhuanfeng's head poked out, and his face was smacking: "Hey, cousin, don't you want to practice cooking, why don't you go?" It's simple and doesn't need much trouble, and it comes out. ”

Yo, don't say it, this is really a trick, I practiced and solved Aunt Li's troubles by the way, as long as the time of the school cafeteria is staggered, and the nursing home is also considered a beginner stage from shallow to deep, just suitable for me as a practitioner who is more interested in technology than technology - I find that I like this kid more and more!

Aunt Li was instantly pleasantly surprised: "Really, Xiao He, do you still know how to cook?" ”

I may be almost good at cooking, but if I talk about food, it is my forte, "It's okay, although I can't do it if it's too complicated, but the old man and the old lady's things should be no different, general porridge, noodles, or whatever, anyway, there are two points, one is light and less oily meat, and the other is light salt and no chili, these two can do it." ”

"Oh, that's good!" Aunt Li became excited: "Then what Xiaohe, are you willing to help your aunt, although there is no money to send to you during this time, but when the situation is good, I will definitely make up for you." ”

"Aunt Li, look at what you said, what do you say that you can't make up for it!" I sincerely and sincerely learn from Lei Feng's good example: "Don't mention money, the right is when I accompany you and Uncle Zhang, be merciful and compassionate, save the suffering, do good deeds, and accumulate virtue, let's also start from a young age, so as not to be old and old, when the number of places is limited when the scale of the house is calculated, I will not lose at the starting line... Aunt Li, don't thank me, you can't do this if you don't let me do it, I have to help with this! ”

A small hand sneaked over from the side of the plate, and went straight to the beef on my plate, and I quickly stole the bell with chopsticks on the back, and the hand disappeared instantly, and the speed was so fast that the afterimage was pulled out.

"Thank you so much, Xiao He, this really helped us solve a big problem!" Aunt Li's face was flushed: "Let's see when you can start working... I'm not urging you, it's just that you see that Lao Zhang is supporting him at noon today, I'm really afraid that some old man and old lady will come up with something basket, then it will be broken! ”

I said, "Let's take a look at it for two or three days, I have a relative coming over recently, and I have to think of some money to rent a house-hey, Aunt Li, I'm not asking you money, don't get me wrong." ”

"I don't have any money, but when it comes to renting a house, I really have a way," Aunt Li put the spoon directly into the basin: "By the way, isn't there a small building in front of our nursing home, it's always empty, why don't you just move over and live in a place if you want to find a place?" ”

Speaking of Aunt Li and Uncle Zhang's nursing home, I remembered, there is a three-story small building at the door, and it was originally a good door face with a good location, but unfortunately the high-end community on both sides was completely squeezed into the house after a repair, and the door of the road can not be opened if it is more than a wheel.

The door face can't be done, but if you want to say that the upper two floors are cleaned up and lived, it's very good, and I say that Ximen and I blow the snow lolitary and the little drill wind, even if you add the eight immortals across the sea, the seven dwarfs and the eighteen arhats are rich!

And ah, I don't have a little drill wind to call, as long as he doesn't worry about continuing to marinate meat, it's fine, and it's all old men and old ladies who chew too much, it is estimated that even if he has this heart, he doesn't have this appetite, which is much safer than living in other places.

So, now I am smiling and hanging my face: "That's really good, Aunt Li!" You still say that I will solve the problem for you, in fact, the biggest problem is that you are helping me solve it - you can rest assured, let alone picking up three meals, even the sanitation of the hospital belongs to me, and I must have grabbed both hands and both hands are hard, and there is no ambiguity at all. ”

"Let's help each other and help each other in the same boat," Aunt Li happily put down her spoon and took out her mobile phone: "I, I have to tell the old man the good news immediately, so that he can follow suit..."

Aunt Li called and I didn't have anything to say, so I started to walk on the side to prepare for dinner, but when I turned around, I found that the beef on my plate was gone......

The little diamond man was already standing at the door of the cafeteria, looking at the sky with a stiff neck like a pillow, leaving no clues, revealing professional energy, the little devil tampered with the history of the Nanjing Massacre as clean as he did!

Okay, I'd better lie down where I fall, and then avenge my beef!