55: Really stupid
"Go, don't talk nonsense, just kidding!"
Two days passed, and Ding Shengxian and I had already set up the mass grave, and we went to the appointment in the evening. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Su Yuting and her sister were very worried and said that they would go together.
I said to my junior sister: "Good junior sister, the other party is a group of perverts, I don't worry about you, you are at home with your sister, don't let us all worry about you." ”
"Okay, senior brother, come back early, if you lose, run away, there's no need to keep your promise with that kind of person." The younger sister said.
Keeping promises is for a gentleman.
As for the villain, he should not get tired of deceit.
Su Yuting insisted on going, because there was a bet of 100,000 yuan tonight, and if she didn't go, she wouldn't be sure.
When it came at 9 o'clock in the evening, He Lei had already led a large group of people to wait, they stayed at the edge of the grove and did not go to the mass grave.
Seeing such a large group of people, I muttered in my heart, I guess that no matter whether we win or lose tonight, these people will not let us go.
I thought about it, took out a bottle of mineral water and gave it to Su Yuting and said, "You drink more water, I may have to borrow your urine for a while!" ”
"Ah......" Su Yuting blushed instantly.
The night was dark, I didn't see her face, and I walked over with Ding Shengxian with big steps.
He Lei led a group of gangsters dressed in non-mainstream clothes to whistle contemptuously and provocatively, and shouted unclean words in his mouth.
"Don't talk nonsense, that guy's name is He Lei, you come with me!" Ding Shengxian pointed at He Lei and shouted.
"I'm afraid you won't succeed, let's say, in front of which grave to practice alone?" He Lei seems to have come prepared. Many of the non-mainstream gangsters behind him took out their mobile phones, turned on the flash, and kept taking pictures of me and Ding Shengxian.
The flash flashed in my eyes, and I blocked the glare with my hand and accidentally caught a glimpse of a non-mainstream little lady holding a wooden board in her hand.
That plank is very similar to the locust plank used by the lantern fairy!
My heart suddenly struck, no wonder He Lei would agree to come to the mass grave, it turned out that they had already taken measures and wanted to curse us.
Taking pictures now seems to mean taking handsome photos of his boss He Lei, but in fact, he is collecting photos of me and Ding Shengxian, and it is estimated that they will have other actions after a while.
Ding Shengxian led He Lei towards the grave we had arranged in advance, and I hurriedly took out my mobile phone and sent him a text message: Don't let him touch your hair for a while, and don't let him scratch your skin, it's best to solve it quickly.
Ding Shengxian glanced at his phone, nodded at me, came to the grave, opened his satchel, and took out his things.
Three plates of meat and fruit offerings were placed on the grave first, and Ding Shengxian pretended to say: "We disturb the seniors here, and we don't want to go, so we specially prepare sacrifices to worship, and I hope the seniors will not blame." ”
The purpose of saying these words is to let He Lei dispel the idea of us setting a trap on him, otherwise we will worship directly from the beginning, and He Lei is a person who knows how to spell, so he will be suspicious somewhat.
Ding Shengxian set up the wine, incense and candles again, and after lighting the incense candles, he said: "If we go up to the grave of this tomb, whoever falls down will lose, and if we can't fall, we will defeat whoever else." ”
The tomb is built with a wide area, and the head of the tomb is made of bricks and stones, and the bricks are thick and large, and they look like ancient bricks
Ding Shengxian said to me before that this tomb is the same as the evil widow, they are all from the Qing Dynasty, the difference is that the owner of this is not a woman, but a man with a habit of dragon yang, who has a little status in his lifetime, as if he was a petty official, so the tomb is built in style after death.
When I heard that this man was a guy who liked men, I shuddered!
Ding Shengxian, this guy can really come up with such a superb idea! I can't help but feel sorry for He Lei's chrysanthemum.
The grave was painted with red paint mixed with cinnabar in advance, and it was used as a special place for this heads-up, which was about the size of a 10-square-meter bedroom.
The place is very small, two people go up to the station, basically there is no place for activity, a little careless, you will be pushed down and lose.
Before starting to go heads-up, Ding Shengxian took out two red candles and inserted them behind the position where He Lei was standing, and then inserted two white candles behind him.
The purpose of this is to let He Lei be enshrined and become a sacrifice to the owner of the tomb.
Ding Shengxian has already given He Lei as a sacrifice to the owner of the tomb, the red candle represents marriage, and the content of the sacrifice is to make He Lei the daughter-in-law of the owner of the tomb!
Red paint replaces red rope, and when He Lei stands in the circle of red paint, this ghost has already succeeded.
Before placing the sacrifices, and then Ding Shengxian spoke to the owner of the tomb, he was greeting the owner of the tomb and telling him that the sacrifice had been delivered.
He Lei inserted two more red candles behind him, which means that he has no objection to this marriage.
Ding Shengxian had sealed his six senses with cinnabar in advance, so that the ghost could not get close, let alone be possessed and entangled, and the two white candles behind him were completely to hide people's eyes and ears.
He Lei felt puzzled, and began to ask: "What do you mean by lighting these four candles?" ”
"For lighting, you use flashing lights to blind people's eyes, and you don't stop?" Ding Shengxian explained.
"Then why is mine a red candle and yours a white candle, should we use the same? Or let's swap the two? He Lei was not very stupid, he also saw that Ding Shengxian used two red candles when he worshiped the owner of the tomb.
Generally, the dead are worshiped with white candles, red candles were used in ancient times when they became relatives in the church, and there are fewer and fewer people who light candles in today's society, but in general, red candles represent marriage.
He Lei felt that he used the same candle as the owner of the tomb, and there would be some conspiracy.
Ding Shengxian said with a smile: "The purpose of lighting two candles of different colors is to distinguish between the two, your red candle means that you are red, and my white candle means that I am white." Isn't a regular boxing championship all about distinguishing colors? ”
"I see, let's get started!"
"......" I'm a little speechless, this kind of explanation can be confused!
This He Lei looks like a real fool.
Anyway, you also know a little bit of spelling, don't you understand the difference between red candles and white candles?
"Red wins, red wins! White is dead tragically, white is ominous! I don't know who made up a set of smooth words in such a short period of time, and after reading it, I thought it was quite smooth, so it immediately became a slogan for them to cheer for He Lei tonight.
"Rely on it! You guys can really be fooled! See if I don't beat you idiot! Ding Shengxian was amused by this slogan, and in order to prevent his stomach from smiling and hurting, he hurriedly attacked, intending to strike first.