Chapter 37: Perverted Dried Corpse
The wide and tidy bluestone streets, the bustling flow of all kinds of people, Lu Xiaonan entered the city only to find that he really traveled back to ancient times, but the people he saw in front of him were a little complicated in their costumes, there were ancient humans wearing animal skins and animal bones, there were famous men wearing high crowns and wide robes riding high-headed horses, there were scholars with bookcases and green shirts and square scarves, there were rangers with long swords and human or animal heads hanging around their waists, there were Qing people with birdcages and half-bald skulls and long braids, and of course, promising young people in suits and leather shoes. At first glance, there is a sense of time confusion, but here, these people dressed in different eras can harmoniously blend into a city, and there is no conflict with each other, which is what makes him feel the most.
Just walked through half a street, Lu Xiaonan was completely confused, where is this a city, it is clearly copy and paste, look up, the same house, the same shop, the same façade, it seems that wherever you go, what you see in front of you is the same, maybe you will get lost if you are not careful, the difference is that the font size written on the white plaque on the black background hanging in front of the door is different.
Standing on the street, rubbing shoulders with the flow of people hurrying by, he was a little confused for a while, in this strange world, those ghosts and ghosts have not yet been seen, but they have seen countless strange human beings here, which caught him a little off guard, he can be sure that the people here are real, not an illusion, unless the person who created this illusion is extremely strong, it is difficult to maintain such a fine and huge illusion.
This underworld is really peculiar, at this time Lu Xiaonan completely subverted the so-called underworld, except that there is no sun here, it is completely a film and television city, if you shoot a costume movie here, you don't need to build any scenes at all. There was no record of what he saw in front of him in the jade slips given to him by the Lu family before, and the description of the underworld was only a description of the vast, dark place, unsuitable place to live, and a place where the ghosts returned to ruins.
Lu Xiaonan walked aimlessly, and suddenly the dry corpse behind him grabbed his clothes and pointed to a storefront and made a creaking sound.
He turned his head to look in the direction of the dry corpse's fingers, but saw many women in colorful costumes waving handkerchiefs in front of a storefront to attract customers, and then looked at the plaque on the façade, which read "Lichun Yuan" in three regular scripts.
Lu Xiaonan couldn't help but be stunned, isn't this kind of Dongdong the most exposed picture in the movie? Looking at the obscene appearance of the dry corpse again, he was completely speechless, you said that you also like to visit this place of fireworks with a dry corpse? Is there still that function?
He wanted to walk quickly, but the dry corpse was holding on to his clothes and didn't want him to leave, and at this moment, a group of women hula of Yingying Yanyan surrounded him, and in the embarrassment on his face, he dragged him in, and the strong fat powder breath came to his face, so that he couldn't help but sneeze a few times.
The façade of Lichun Courtyard seems to be not big, but when you enter it, you find that the space is not small, three major courtyards are connected together, and dozens of small courtyards are divided into them, and each small courtyard is hung in front of the door of the hostess of this place to make people feel the name of the bone.
An old bustard with a rich appearance and a towering chest greeted him, with a smile on his face, looking familiar, "Childe, please, does Childe have a familiar girl?" ”
Lu Xiaonan hurriedly shook his head, his face was slightly red, "I, I was just pulled in by you, just take a look." ”
"Oh, where is this Childe, how can there be a cat in this world that doesn't eat fish." The old eagle caressed the handkerchief on his face, "The slave family knows that it is a matter of less clouds and rain when he sees the son, you don't know the wonder of the clouds and rain, it is the infinite fun that you want to have again and want to have again, the child, you look at the girls of our Lichun Courtyard, that is a beautiful fairy, all of them are wonderful people who have undergone strict training and screening, as long as the son can think of it, we have it here, and I guarantee that the son will never miss his hometown, girls, pick up guests......"
The group of warblers and swallows surrounded the water.
Lu Xiaonan's face turned even redder, and he turned around and was about to flee, but he was hugged by the old eagle, the fat chest kept rubbing against him, and he took the opportunity to pinch his buttocks, and flattered him slightly, "Since the sons and everyone are in, how can you just leave, Childe, do you say yes?" ”
Lu Xiaonan's body stiffened, and the whole person couldn't breathe, as soon as the old bustard began, Lu Xiaonan's body didn't know how many times he was scratched by these pink-scented women, and then there were all kinds of ridicule, "Hey, this son seems to be still a child." ”
The old bustard covered his mouth with a handkerchief and chuckled, "Look, Childe is still shy, Childe won't really be unemployed, right?" ”
"Nothing, nothing." In front of these people, Lu Xiaonan will not admit it if he is killed.
The old bustard didn't dig deeper, dragged a girl over and asked him, "Childe, look, this Jingya girl is our top brand here, but she still has a taste for Childe?" ”
Lu Xiaonan glanced at this girl called Jingya, and couldn't help but shudder, with a white face and black teeth, and a head full of flower arrangements, isn't this Dongying's geisha, the face under the thick foundation is estimated to be forty or fifty years old.
"But, but, I don't have any money on me." Under heavy pressure, Lu Xiaonan finally came up with an excellent excuse.
"Childe, is this a joke with the slave?" The old bustard is very dedicated, only a little less enthusiasm between his words, "The slave family sees that the son is either rich or noble, and what money is not rich, isn't it too vulgar and too foreign?" Could it be that Childe dislikes our business? ”
Lu Xiaonan really felt that his head was about to explode, this place of fireworks is really not a place to mix, once these women are entangled with you, they can't shake it off and can't beat it, but when he saw the dry corpse grinning at these women, as if he was drooling, he couldn't help but become even more annoyed, and kicked over, "It's all your fault for being a pervert, you can't move when you see a woman, I owe you in my last life, master!" You're hurting the master like this. ”
The old bustard seemed to have just noticed the dry corpse, and couldn't help but look at it a few more times, "This master also likes girls?" But, sir, you're a little bit good-looking, a little bit like that......"
Lu Xiaonan seemed to grasp the life-saving straw, and pointed to the dry corpse and said, "Eldest sister, don't look at this guy is a little stumbling, but his father is a famous rich man, and this guy has money, look at it, this guy can't help it, eldest sister, you won't judge people by their appearance when you open your door to do business, so eldest sister will arrange it first." ”
The old bustard finally let go of his hand and beckoned the dry corpse, taking advantage of this moment, Lu Xiaonan gave full play to the flexibility and speed advantage of the nether sword technique he had learned, and escaped from the pursuit and interception of a group of women with a whoosh, and the figure disappeared again in a flash.
These women are horrible. At the corner of the street, Lu Xiaonan patted his chest with palpitations, and took a long breath, secretly saying that fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, and sold the dried corpse without hesitation and authenticity, otherwise he would definitely be crippled by these women, but the three thousand medium-grade spirit stones that the old man said in front of the city gate may have flew.
Escaping from Lichun Courtyard, the embarrassment of having no money made Lu Xiaonan interested in the currency here, and began to observe the transactions of the people around him, and found that these people mostly use copper coins, as well as gold and silver, of course, these are just the currencies used by ordinary people for transactions, and large transactions probably will not use these metal currencies, otherwise they can't use a cart to pull silver to buy things.
"Childe, buy some fruit." A street vendor saw him patrolling and approached him.
Lu Xiaonan touched his coat pocket, smiled apologetically, and walked away, but heard the vendor muttering behind him, "I look at the bright clothes, but I have no money and pretend to be an uncle." ”
His face was very ugly, who let him have no copper coins, gold and silver in his pocket except for a few yuan, before he came, he thought that he would reach the Yin Si realm, but who knew that he would arrive in this city where human beings gather first. He can only wander around the streets without a purpose, there are many rare things on the earth in those shops, but they can be sold in large quantities here, if you bring them back, they are definitely valuable treasures, and you will definitely make a fortune as a bad man, but the cost is a bit large, take a look at the red thread tied to your wrist, is the formation of the Lu family really reliable? He was a little unsure.
He really didn't dare to enter these shops, because he had no money, and people who didn't have money were really empty-hearted.