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On the 15th Lantern Festival of the first lunar month of 2019, although many people who are running for life have returned to work, everyone's hearts have not yet recovered from the joy of the New Year. Waiting to see the Lantern Festival party, waiting to see the Lantern Festival fireworks show, waiting to catch the last trace of the holiday.

Wang Jia and Jiang Fatzi had enough time at home, so they asked Shen Huai for leave and wanted to go shopping in Xiangjiang City, preparing to come back to work after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.

These two difficult brothers and sisters also need to relax after working all year long, and they are not too busy at the beginning of the year, so Shen Huai readily agreed.

The two took Han Xiangcheng and the two sisters Fatima and Laila to Xiangjiang City to go shopping, and by the way, they took a look at the Lantern Festival float parade.

Xiangjiang City has always been a shopping paradise in the hearts of mainland people, Wang Jia and Jiang Fatzi have always wanted to take a look, in the past, they were poor and had no time, but now they have sufficient funds on the card, and the feeling of being accompanied by beautiful women with huge sums of money is really good, so that the two of them are fluttering, and they seem to have entered the upper class.

The three days in Xiangjiang City went smoothly, the five of them went to Disneyland, Victoria Harbour, and went on a shopping spree in Mong Kok and other places, experienced the thrill of spending a lot of money, and waited to enjoy the Lantern Festival float parade and go home to work the next day.

At this time, Jiang Fatzi thought, we also have a home in Xiangjiang City!

"What home? Did you buy a house in Hong Kong? Wang Jia looked at Jiang Lei with a stunned face.

"Where can it, Xiangjiang is suitable for shopping and playing, but it is definitely not suitable for living, the population density is too painful, I am used to seeing the wide streets of Jiangcheng City and come here again, I feel that I have come to Lilliputia."

Wang Jia saw the fat man's proud face, "Then what is the home you are talking about?" ”

"You're stupid! Let's go to Weifu for a private visit! Jiang Fatzi looked at Wang Jia with disgust, this person's IQ is worrying!

The fat man's home is that there is a luxuriously decorated Kaos biological experience store near Zhonghuan in Xiangjiang City, and now the Spring Festival should be the peak of sales. It was a very refreshing experience to take my three younger sisters to see the company's achievements.

Everyone came to the outside of the Kaos experience store, and sure enough, there were a lot of people inside, not only local tourists in Xiangjiang City, but also most tourists from Europe, America, Japan and South Korea snapped up lemons and green leaf mobile phones here, and some people made an appointment for Eno transplant here.

Just kidding, counting the exchange rate, it is much cheaper to spend at the Kaos experience store in Xiangjiang City than in Europe, America, Japan and South Korea! This kind of queuing is even more terrifying than the Apple experience store not far away, oh no, there is no queue at the Apple experience store.

Several American tourists came out of the experience store, each carrying a lemon gift bag in their hands, very satisfied, and shouted, 'Greatest! 'Who told Team America to limit the sale of lemons?'

"Go in and say hello?" Wang Jia proposed.

Jiang Fat shook his head and began to pretend, "Let's just experience the feeling of being at home, don't go in and disturb other people's normal work." ”

Several girls looked at the huge decoration of the special Chinese-flavored Kaos experience point, and showed admiration for Jiang Fatzi and Wang Jia.

Han Xiangcheng exclaimed: "I didn't expect the Kaos Biological Experience Store to be so luxurious in Xiangjiang City!" ”

Wang Jia pointed to the distance and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, the float is coming!" ”

Just as Jiang Fatzi and Wang Jia were intoxicated by the praise of the beauties and the gorgeousness of the float, the people in front of them suddenly became commotion.

Screams, shouts from far and near.

"What's going on?" Before the fat man could react to the crowd running wildly, he heard the rear shouting:

"Locusts get out of the Xiangjiang!"

"Which pig to get back"

"Xiangjiang is an independent country!"

People held up all sorts of signs and shouted slogans:

"Protest against which pig interferes in the internal affairs of Xiangjiang!"

“HKisnotShina！ (Zhina)"

"Expel the locusts! The locusts go back to Zhina! ”

"All the people's support, Xiangjiang returns to the UK!!"

"Cancel the free travel in Hong Kong! Give me back my beautiful Xiangjiang! ”

I saw a group of young men and women waving colonial 'dragon and lion flags', shouting slogans and attacking mainland tourists in sight.

A woman with her nine-year-old son was targeted by a crowd of demonstrators because she spoke Mandarin with a northern accent.

The baseball bat slammed into the woman's head, and the woman fell to the ground in an instant, bleeding profusely.

The boy was so frightened that he stood in the middle of the crowd and forgot to cry.

A young demonstrator dressed in a British flag saw the child and shouted: "the cubs!" ”

After saying that, he kicked the little boy, and the child couldn't stop kicking, and the kick was kicked three meters away, and he fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.

"MD, this scum!" Wang Jia was indignant, and he didn't care about so many people who rushed into the crowd of demonstrators to rescue the little boy, and then shouted at the stunned passers-by: "Why are you stunned to call the police!" Alarm! ”

The 'Xiangdu' demonstrators saw the mainland brand stores such as Lenovo, Huawei, and Kaos Bio Experience Store on the roadside, and shouted: "What kind of brand do these things support!" Smash! ”

The demonstrators apparently came prepared, smashing at shops on both sides with controlled knives, steel pipes, baseball bats and other equipment.

Employees screamed and hid under the counter, and soon the flagship stores of Huawei and Lenovo were smashed, and new phones, computers and other electronic products were scattered all over the ground.

The Xiang Duji set the target on the Kaos Biological Experience Store next to it, and someone shouted, "Kaos is also opened by a pig!" ”

The young man and woman brandished their weapons and rushed to the Kaos Bio Experience Store.

This frightened Jiang Fat Man and the three girls, and Jiang Fat Man quickly calmed down and said to the girls: "Go and hide next to you, what are you doing in a daze, go quickly!" ”

Han Xiangcheng was the first to react, pulling the two sisters Fatima and Layla to flee with the crowd.

Jiang Fatzi didn't run away, his eyes were staring at this group of fragrant independence members angrily.

"MD, these beasts are inferior to their ancestors!" Jiang Fatzi used his fat body to stop the demonstrators from smashing the store.

"Dead fat boy Lu Yuan!!" A blonde boy dragged a steel pipe and yelled at the fat man.

Jiang Fatzi didn't hesitate, waved his fist and scolded: "Lao Tzu is your Chinese grandfather!" Today I will teach you what your ancestors are! ”

The blonde boy was knocked to the ground and instantly lost consciousness, but his companion behind him brandished a baseball bat and hit the head of the fat ginger, who fell to the ground.

The Kaos Bio Experience Store was smashed by the demonstrators, countless lemons and green leaf mobile phones were ransacked, and the shrill sound of sirens was heard in the distance......