Lu Quan's so-called casual tricking is just a saying, in fact, it's not, but I didn't know it at the time, and he told me the truth of the matter after getting acquainted with it, it was a very mysterious and weird story, the protagonist of the story was the ghost kitchen, and the whole thing happened to him......

The matter of sealing the gods was originally discussed by the three of Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lao Tzu, and Tongtian Sect Master, and the selection and selection finally settled on Jiang Ziya, and things went quite smoothly, but when the Western Zhou Dynasty was halfway through the fight, the Tongtian Sect Master was taken away by Hongjun Ancestor due to repeated fouls, and then the power of the gods completely fell into the hands of Jiang Ziya, and the whole thing was a little out of control. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The matter of sealing the gods has been settled, although it seems to be beautiful on the surface, but in private, there are countless sect members who are not convinced, mainly three:

First, the king of Su brutally killed countless evils, and in the end, he was able to become a god and become an immortal, and he had to work hard without merit, but he killed a few ministers and made a few palace maids, and then hid in the palace of Chaoge every day, and finally got a job in the establishment, and there was real power, how did you say that the countless soldiers who died in the middle of the road could close their eyes?

Second, Da Ji was ordered by Nuwa Niangniang to go down the mountain to destroy the 800-year-old foundation of the Shang Dynasty, she was a weak banshee, what else could she do except confuse the king of the Great Wall to destroy herself, fortunately she instigated the king to kill and drive the ministers of the court, and when she was successful, she was pressed to the bottom of the North Sea as a monster who confused the dynasty...... What do you think this makes our comrades lurking behind enemy lines, they are almost in time for the unjust, false and wrongful cases in the 60s, who can stand it?

Third, in addition to being rewarded for meritorious service, it is useless to receive merit, in the gods, Jiang Ziya has made all the wives and wives of a large group of generals who have a good relationship with him as immortals, for example, his own wife Ma is a broom star, not to mention that even the two little wives who jumped off the building have been sealed as the earth queen star and the red star, a group of chaotic characters have their own vocations, on the contrary, Zhou Wen Wang Ji Chang and Su Daji, who was devoured by the nine-tailed fox, did not mention it at all, what the does this mean?

In addition to the three biggest points, there are also a lot of small problems, just like You Hun Fei Zhong Feng God and the like, which aroused the dissatisfaction of countless immortal Taoist friends among the three mountains and five mountains, and it was okay at first, but as time went on, more and more people knew about it, and the matter was completely uncontrollable......

Of course, although Lu Jian didn't say anything in this matter, he didn't do nothing, and to some extent, he was also very dissatisfied with this reward, but after all, this was made by his master and nephew, and it would be too cheap if he brought it up positively, so he didn't say anything, but just pushed a wave at the moment when the fuse happened, and completely promoted this matter in the spirit of fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

The fuse is very simple, it is the competition between the god of food and the ghost kitchen, according to common sense, where can the ghost kitchen find a more delicious recipe than the sky in the earthly mansion, if it wasn't for Lu Pressure who secretly gave him the shuttle system of the legendary world, how could we have today's story?

To put it simply, this paralyzing shuttle legend was made by Lu Jian at all, and the reason is as he said: I'm too bored, so I messed around with it, and it came out by accident......

We have already said the story behind, the ghost kitchen won the championship in one fell swoop with the gods and ghosts learned in the legendary world, the Jade Emperor Longyan Dayue, took the initiative to summon the ghost kitchen to the Lingxiao Hall to kneel and lick the official, who knew that he said that he would redress the wrongs, let the Jade Emperor thoroughly investigate the mistakes and omissions in the entire gods, and set the national standard to compensate the people who were wrongly punished and punished, and he was stubborn, and the Jade Emperor refused to give in, and finally simply chose the life path of reincarnation thirty-six and never yielded, In addition to completely making the Jade Emperor unable to come to the stage, it also greatly encouraged the confidence of the sect and scattered immortals, and pushed the whole thing to a climax!

Then, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang of the Immortal Buddha Realm rebelled in Daze Township......

According to Lu Quan's dictation, I roughly sketched the scene in my mind, the demons were dancing in the dark, and the dense array of sectarian demons held a banner, and for the first time put forward a fair, just and open slogan, asking for a dialogue with the Jade Emperor and the main officials of the gods, and a deep and close exchange between spirit and body, life and death, but unfortunately they failed - the Jade Emperor didn't pee, mobilized 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to suppress it, shouted first, and immediately threw smoke bombs after not stopping, Under the cover of gunsmoke, these scattered immortals and earth spirits were slaughtered in a terrible manner!

Is this worth it?!

The Jade Emperor's approach is obviously wrong, you must know that although it is now the exposition of the religion to hold the power, but after all, the exposition is only for people, the interception of the sect is facing a wider biosphere, we will not talk about birds and beasts, in addition to the number of fat fish, insects, bacteria and even microorganisms, although their life span is too short to cultivate into refinement, but quantitative change can always cause qualitative change, in the hundreds of millions of years of evolution of the earth, there are always so many outstanding freaks born, this can be all provoked!

The two most famous of these are the heavenly deaf and dumb, as the name suggests, the heavenly deaf is a deaf person, the earth is dumb and dumb, both were born hundreds of millions of years ago, almost the same as the era of the founding spirit - although no one knows what the ontology is, but at that time, who was there, even the ancestors of human beings had just completed the transformation from multicellular to primate, and it was reasonable that they were willing to support the interception.

Of course, when I heard this, I also made a somewhat reliable speculation: deafness, if there is no accident, it should belong to some kind of worm, and even the possibility of pork tapeworms or earthworms cannot be ruled out; Dumb, I think it should be cockroaches, commonly known as Xiaoqiang, because only they have such a strong vitality to live for thousands of years and cultivate into essence...... It's just speculation, no one has seen it anyway, and no one can guarantee that there are really cockroach immortals and pork tapeworm immortals in the world, right?

After these two came out, it was more interesting, these two directly had a dialogue with Hongjun Ancestor, and reprimanded them as if they hated iron and steel, so that Hongjun Ancestor had to release the Tongtian Sect Master and let him re-outline the world of the gods...... Uh-no, the opinion on the compensation and compensation of the wrongful case settles everyone one by one.

For example, the Nine-Tailed Fox was eventually sent to a small country called the Wa Kingdom and became a god who sheltered them; Suda was sent to the West, where she became a new archangel under the arrangement of the Quasi-Tipsters, specializing in human suffering, and changing her name to Michael to witness her rebirth; Even King Wen fulfilled his wish and became the prophet Abraham, walking the earth to bless everyone, and his descendants even witnessed the birth of Jesus, a complete break with China......

Of course, those are all afterthoughts, and what I am experiencing now is still the first half of this history, not a match!

Lu Pressure's story is very good, the description of some places is not even comparable to Li Boqing, Uncle Wolf and I almost didn't listen to stupidity, fortunately, we are also people who have experienced strong winds and waves, and quickly keenly discovered Ya's loopholes, "Lu Pressure God, what are you doing at this time?" ”

Lu Jian pretended to be indifferent and said: "At that time, I was deeply involved in the construction of the legendary world system, and I worked overtime every day, so I didn't get involved in this matter-or how did you get in now, it's not thanks to me?" ”

"No, there's something wrong with what you say," I smiled, "I thought something was wrong just now, if you really said that this system was built by you, then why don't you have a legend in the world - you won't bother to make it out and just pack it to the bottom of the cabinet, this is not your style at all." ”

"Why do you have my legend, uh, I am ...... I call it low-key! Lu Jian said in a hurry: "You don't understand how lonely it is to be invincible, I have this mind in this high place that is not very cold?" ”

"Where does the fire spirit come from, what high place is not very cold?" I retorted, "Admittedly, you are indeed a great god, and you have experienced the chaos after the canonization of gods, but I don't believe it to say that this system was built by you - how to put it, your power and knowledge are at most in this paper, although you can distort the way the paper is folded, but you are not enough to break the paper!" ”

Lu Jian was stunned for a moment: "Who said this?" ”

"Bai Hechou, the great god of another legendary world," I said lightly: "If you continue to brag, I can only treat you as an actor, and I can't cooperate at all!" ”

Lu Pressure and I looked at each other without avoidance, for a while, Mars splashed and resonated, both sides saw something deep in their hearts from each other's eyes, Lu Press's eyes were full of temptation, speculation, doubt and even a little hesitation, my eyes must be decisive, resolute, and categorical - although we didn't speak, but we have invisibly fought countless rounds, the result is very simple, I won a big victory, Lu Pressure was completely defeated!

He looked away with great reluctance, and said, "It seems that you are really shrewd......"

"Surely then, can you not be shrewd when you get here?" I said lightly: "Since you didn't make this system, then what are you looking for us, do you have a request or do you have any ideas?" ”

Lu Jian suddenly sighed, and said lightly: "Since you can see it, then I'll be honest - I have lived in this world for many years, and by chance I met the last time and space master, which is what you call the ghost kitchen, and I learned from his mouth that this is different from the outside world, and I have always wanted to go out and have a look, but I have worked hard for many years and have only mastered the monitoring of time and space fluctuations, and I can't break time and space, so I ......"

"So you want to get out?" I lost my color and said: "How can you play without you in this world, at least no one can kill the nine-tailed fox!" ”

"Don't you have a summoning system?" Lu Jian said with a smile: "Can you do this, I'll help you get rid of this matter, and then you will take me out to play when you go out?" ”

I suddenly said: "You are like Smith in the antivirus software in the Matrix for a long time, holding back your energy just to be a living person?" ”

Lu Jian said carefully: "That's what it means, you see ......"

"No problem!" I made a decision immediately after two spins in my mind, and waved my big hand: "Okay, I promised you this!" "Unlike the Matrix, there are obviously two versions of the shuttle system in my legendary world, the genuine version is pirated in my hands and in the hands of others, since Lu Jian has this mind, even if I don't let him out, he will find another way, and it will be more troublesome when the time comes-it's better for me to take him out directly and take him into my own hands!

It's like what is said on TV, if someone can't steal something, the best way is to steal it yourself, and then you will steal it!

Lu Jian suddenly cracked his mouth and smiled......

Then I said, "There's something you did before that, right?" ”

Lu Jian was instantly solemn: "Is it a matter of the Jade Void Palace, don't worry, I will definitely handle it for you!" ”

"The matter of the Jade Void Palace must be yours, but what I'm talking about now is another matter," I took out a strip of cloth from my pocket and handed it over, "You wipe the eye feces first, your face looks too conspicuous with the eye feces, it's really a bit embarrassing!" ”

Uncle Wolf also immediately added: "Most of the eye feces are on fire, you usually stay up less late!" ”

Land pressure: "...... Uh, I see. ”

I saw him wipe his eyes and his heart moved suddenly, but I only thought about it and didn't say it: "Ah, has this cloth been used...... Paralyzed, don't remember! ”