(2-in-1 4000 words chapter)

Such a way of speaking...... Such a dress for the costume...... You can't really be Kurumi Tokizaki, right?! ”

As Kurumi spoke, the little fat man, who seemed to be the chef, stared at his small dark eyes.

"Ahhh~ People are real 'nightmares'."

As if he had found some fun toy, Kurumi leaned down and brought his delicate face in front of the little fat man with a somewhat pale face, and the hands on the dial in the pupil of his golden left eye moved a scale slightly, revealing an evil smile.

Frightened, a little fat man who squatted and sat on the ground crawled behind his own princess, holding his black long straight calves and trembling: "Don't eat me!" Don't eat me! My meat is so fat! You'll get fat if you eat it! ”

The man with glasses hooked Cai Wenjie's shoulder, leaned his head over and asked in a low voice, "Hey, rookie, isn't this the ship's mother?" Who the hell is she? How to scare pork Rong into this virtue? ”

"Little Lizi, you don't even know this one? You're still a networm. ”

Cai Wenjie looked at the man with glasses with disdain.

The man with the eyes ignored Cai Wenjie's disdainful gaze, and asked with a gossipy face: "It's not that you don't know, I don't pay attention to the second yuan on the Internet, I have focused on poisoned milk powder for 30 years!" Listening to you say this, this girl who looks quite evil seems to have a lot of background? Tell me about it. ”

"Kurumi Tokizaki, the most evil elf in the world, an elf who has killed tens of thousands of humans with his own hands, huh...... But it seems that all the three kills are social garbage, in short, this is now mixed up with the boss of the business rafters, and he is currently the secretary ship of the Shuguang Town Guard. ”

Saying that, Cai Wenjie couldn't help but laugh and rubbed the little fat man who was holding Snow Black's calf and desperately took the opportunity to rub the oil: "Okay, Lin Shirong, don't take the opportunity to eat Black Snow Ji's tofu, people are crazy enough to eat you and won't grow meat, she eats time and not meat." ”

"Oh! That's right! If you don't say it, I'll forget! ”

The little fat man, whose name was exactly the same as Huang Feihong's apprentice Pork Rong, showed a suddenly realized expression, pretending to be as if he had forgotten this stubble.

“……”

Snow Black stared at the little fat man who was still holding her calf and didn't let go with a suspicious and scrutinizing gaze.

"Alas~ we are all gentlemen (hentai)."

Andre continued to look at the "Theory of Pretending to Be Forced" in his hand, and sighed with a sense of pity.

"Sir, do you want to be sent to Siberia to dig potatoes?"

The blonde beauty with a military temperament stretched out her hand and shook it, and there was a huge gray scythe in her hand, which was placed on Andrei's neck.

"Apocalypse-chan, calm down...... Calm...... I hate potatoes! ”

Covered in cold sweat, Andrei carefully removed the scythe from his neck.

"Tsk, men don't have a good thing!"

Zhou Keer, who was holding his hands on his chest, swept all the men present with his eyes like garbage.

"Am I being shot while lying down?"

The young man dressed as a migrant worker touched his head and said that he was innocent.

"+1 for getting shot while lying down!"

The man with glasses raised his hand in approval.

"Sister Ke'er, I think Brother Shang Rafter is a good person!"

Holding Sister Qi's hand, looking left and right, Meng Meng Xiao Lori was not convinced.

"Is this what the Admiral said about the good guy card?"

The cute big sister of Harbor, who has been watching behind the crazy three until now, seems to have finally found a topic she is interested in, and asked He Hanxue, who was speechless beside her.

"Ah~ Harbor, I want to be quiet now, don't ask me who Jingjing is, ask that stinky boy from the business rafters. Other than that...... We're not here to talk nonsense, are we? ”

He Hanxue covered her face with a sigh, she really didn't want to believe that the group of teases in front of her was the hope of mankind. Really...... There is no hope for humanity anymore!

"Ahem, I almost forgot about business when I was disturbed by you."

Cai Wenjie, who finally remembered the matter, blushed, and patted a good friend who grew up in the college, "Let's introduce ourselves to each other, I will treat us to Pork Rong's house in the evening!" Well...... Remember to bring your own ingredients. ”

"My name is Yin Zhihao, I am 25 years old this year, I used to be a young man who moved bricks, and now I am a member of the Chosen One army, and my ability is ......."

As he spoke, the inch-headed young man named Yin Zhihao made a casual move, and a super-large black ****** with a white bandage wrapped around the handle of the knife appeared in his hand, and the labor protection suit on his body also became a wide black kimono and crotch skirt (death overlord suit) "The ability is the slashing knife of the male protagonist Kurosaki Ichigo in "Death" - Cutting Moon. Well, that is, the Grim Reaper. ”

"Zhou Keer, 18 years old, is a dry girl, and her ability is a queen killer. Who's going to shake our hand? Demonstrate my abilities with me? ”

After a concise and clear self-introduction, Zhou Keer swept his gaze around, but ...... Looking at the slender jade hand stretched out by this girl, all the people who knew the ability of the queen killer couldn't help but take a step back.

"Hey, it's boring, isn't it just to make friends?"

"Uh...... We don't want to be bombers......"

The man with glasses helped the black-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose and muttered a sentence before starting to introduce himself: "Contemptible Li Xueyi, 26 years old this year, his biggest hobby is playing games, his favorite thing to play is poisoned milk powder, and his ability is an ammunition expert with a sub-profession of enchanter." ”

Reaching out and pressing on his waist, two silver glittering automatic pistols appeared in the hands of Li Xueyi, the man with glasses, and casually played with beautiful and cool guns.

"Ivan? Antonovich? Andrey, just call me Andrei, my father is from the Russian Federation, but I haven't seen him since I was born, I have always grown up on the soil of this country with my mother, and at the age of 19 this year, I still can't even speak Russian. Abilities are similar to your Admirals......"

Andrei put on a funny "shining debut" pose in front of the blonde beauty holding the scythe: "Choke!" My family's Apocalypse Sauce, the prototype is the Apocalypse Tank in the real-time strategy game "Red Alert", and I also have a skill to summon the prototype Apocalypse Tank Troop. What do you think? Awesome, right? ”

"Sir, if you lose your temper like this again, your subordinates will throw you to Siberia to dig potatoes!" The Apocalypse Tank Lady put the scythe back on the neck of her unskilled commander with a blank face. However, at this moment, there are already two more twin turrets behind the blonde beauty that are somewhat similar to the ship's armor.

"My name is Lin Shirong, I am 16 years old this year, my father is not a pig killer! My master is not Huang Feihong! My family is obviously a third-generation chef to open a restaurant, is it good? So stop calling me Pork Rong! Ability words...... I don't have enough to transform into a silver raven, but I have a princess! ”

Snow Black kicked Lin Shirong gently, "Obviously two years older than me, you can give me a little bit of courage." Kuroyukihime, 14 years old this year, this uncompetitive teenager has caused trouble for everyone. ”

With a slight bow and a straight body, Snow Black became about 170cm tall, with a V-shaped head goggles, black armor wrapped around her slender body, sword-like limbs, and flower-like armor The Black King, "This is my ability, Black Water Lily." ”

"My name is Meng Meng, I am 8 years old this year, and my ability is the same as the Dark Girl in the game League of Legends."

Saying that, Meng Meng's little Lori took off the bear hairpin on her head.

"Mengmeng, don't ......"

Cai Wenjie wanted to stop it too late at this time, Meng Meng's little Lori had already thrown the hairpin in her hand.

"Come out and play with me, Tibbs!"

As Meng Meng's little Lori's words fell, the little bear hairstuck turned into a huge shadow bear burning with flames standing on its body in a burst of scorching flames.

"Roar!"

Tiebs the Shadow Bear roared in the sky, stretched out a huge bear paw with flames, and put the petite and cute Meng Meng on his shoulder.

"I'm going to be deducted from my salary by Big Brother again......"

Cai Wenjie looked at Meng Meng, who was happily sitting on Tibbs's plush shoulders and swaying his calves, and then looked at the large piece of stone under Tibbs's soles that was either trampled on or baked to pieces, and wanted to cry without tears.

"Sister Qi, let me tell you, we still have to rely on ourselves. You see, a man who is heartbroken even to pay for a cute little girl like Meng Meng is absolutely unreliable. ”

Zhou Keer came to the side of Qi Qi, who didn't know how to comfort Cai Wenjie, and said "whispering" in a decibel that everyone present could hear.

"Princess...... I'm definitely a more reliable person than the Colonel, you have to trust me! ”

The little fat man swore to Snow Black that he was about to swear to the sky when he looked like that.

"Apocalypse sauce, although I am a gentleman (hentai) like Colonel Cai, but I am definitely more reliable than him, at least you can damage some buildings or something and let me pay for it, I have no second word!"

Andrei looked at his tank girl with a sincere face, and quietly moved the scythe around his neck to the side.

As Cai Wenjie's good friend, Li Xueyi, the eyed man, looked up at the sky directly at this time, whistling in his mouth, turning a gun flower in his hand, and looking like he had nothing to do with himself.

Yin Zhihao, who was dressed as a grim reaper, lowered his head and untied the white bandage wrapped around the handle of his large ****** knife, tied and dismantled, and looked very busy......

It can be seen that Colonel Cai Wenjie is still quite a failure as the commander of the Chosen One's troops.

"Ahhh~ Everyone is really interesting people."

Kurumi smiled and looked at the Chosen One who had accidentally crooked again.

"No, I feel like it's definitely a mistake to give the hope of humanity to this group of teases like your admiral."

The captain of the gendarmerie, who hadn't changed his posture since he did the forehead holding action, was about to cry.

The big sister of the harbor behind the crazy three suddenly said: "They have a really good relationship." ”

Cai Wenjie and Zhou Keer, who were pinching each other, turned their heads and retorted at the same time when they heard this: "Who has a good relationship with this dead house (now charged)!" ”

He Hanxue nodded to Sister Gangwan with deep sympathy, "The tacit understanding is very high, and the relationship is indeed very good." So...... Hurry up and introduce yourself and get down to business? I'll start with that. ”

Rubbing his temples vigorously and relieving his headache, He Hanxue took a step forward and saluted a group of "chiefs" who were at least with the rank of captain, "He Hanxue, the former second lieutenant of the Oriental Excalibur Special Forces, is currently the captain of the military police of Shuguang Town, I am an ordinary special soldier, and I have no superpowers. ”

As He Hanxue began to introduce himself, a group of unobtrusive Chosen ones stopped playing, listened quietly, and then waited for the next one to introduce himself.

"Ahhh~ Is it someone's turn? Kurumi Tokizaki, age...... Well, because of the relationship between ability and race, people don't remember this kind of thing carefully. Races count as elves, right? Now it's the secretary ship of the Dawning Town Guard. Ability words...... Please understand it as a 'time system'. Since the demonstration will consume people's lives for no reason, the demonstration will not be demonstrated. It's a shame to waste time. ”

The elegant Chosen ones lifted the hem of their skirts, and Kurumi finished introducing herself.

Then Cai Wenjie and Qi Qi, including Meng Meng's little Lori, and other Chosen ones turned their eyes to the big sister of Harbor who was so good that it exploded.

"What if you lose......

Zhou Keer held her pair of breasts, which were by no means small, and stared at the peerless murderous (chest) weapon on the chest of the big sister in the harbor, and a deep sense of frustration couldn't help but rise in her heart.

"This ...... This kind of fat will only hinder the movement when fighting......"

The Apocalypse Tank Niang, who said insincere words in her mouth, but her eyes were also staring at the boobs of the big sister of the harbor, staged a textbook-like standard tsundere.

"Dumb tape, stupid tape, I'm only 14 years old, and I'll grow ...... more"

Snow Black, who is still in the shelf life of Lori, is trying to comfort herself.

"I ...... I think it must be very comfortable as a pillow......"

Meng Meng's little Lori unexpectedly had the same opinion as Xiaobei.

Yin Zhihao or Li Xueyi or Andre or Lin Shirong: "Gollum~" ×4

The four male Chosen ones swallowed hard in unison, and their souls fell into the bottomless milk (Ma) Liana trench of the big sister of the harbor.

In fact, don't look at the big sister of Harbor who didn't say a few words from beginning to end, but the single horn on her forehead, the long silver-white hair that reached her ankles, the extremely explosive body, the cold and shining metal claws, and the mysterious and alluring absolute realm...... From the very beginning, everyone paid a third of their attention to her. If we weren't familiar with each other, the two single dogs who didn't have a sister would have gone to find roses......

Everywhere you go, it's a sight to behold.

"I'm Harbor Qiji, the former chief flagship of the deep sea, and now I belong to the deep sea detachment of Shuguang Town's Shoufu Squadron, and I also serve as the chief flagship of the deep sea. Please advise. ”

Some of the cute harbor big sisters bowed slightly to the group of Chosen One when they said please give me more advice. It stands to reason that as a proud deep-sea roof girl, the harbor big sister will not bow to cricket humans, but it's a pity...... In the eyes of the cute harbor sister, the identities of these people are the same as their own admirals, so it is also what she should do to lower her posture a little bit and not make trouble for the admiral outside, but she didn't know that her weak bowing almost killed several gentlemen (hentai) in the Chosen One army.

Andrei patted the little fat man on the shoulder, pointed to his nose and asked, "Pork Rong, why did you get a nosebleed?" ”

"Ellie, don't you do the same."

The little fat man with a long nosebleed said that you don't have to laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps, let's take half a catty and eight taels.

"Dude, how are you?"

Yin Zhihao, the god of death, covered his nose and asked Li Xueyi, an ammunition expert with his head tilted beside him.

"I'm okay and I can hold on...... What about you? ”

Li Xueyi, who said that he was okay and could hold on, took out the small handkerchief for decoration from the pocket of his suit jacket and covered his nose after speaking......