It took Lu Xiaonan a week to memorize more than ten Buddhist scriptures, which made Monk Sineng very happy, but when he asked what these Buddhist scriptures were talking about, Lu Xiaonan didn't know what he asked, and Monk Sineng's face immediately collapsed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Master, can I learn spells now?" Lu Xiaonan didn't pay attention to Sineng's face at all.

"Learning spells? Do you know what a spell is? How can you learn magic if you haven't even learned the Buddhist scriptures? Si Neng snorted angrily, shook off Lu Xiaonan's entanglement and walked to the front yard, and after a few steps, he turned back and said to Lu Xiaonan, who was following behind, "I warn you, don't follow me, don't delay me to make money." ”

"What's going on today? Got gunpowder? "The second monk Lu Xiaonan was confused, a few days ago, he begged himself to worship him as a teacher, and it was only a few days, and the change was too fast.

Lu Xiaonan didn't care about Monk Sineng's attitude, he was very suspicious of this master's behavior, so he didn't have much respect for him. He followed him all the way to the main hall, and when he saw Monk Sineng sitting cross-legged on the futon, looking like a monk, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

Today, the business of Hongguang Temple is very good, uh, it should be said that the business of the monk Sineng is very good, there are two tour groups that have arrived one after another, one of which is still a foreign group, all of them are blonde, blue-eyed and big-nosed kinds.

Monk Sineng had just grabbed an old lady's hand and was about to make a big fool, when Lu Xiaonan's eyes rolled, and he suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Dad, my mother made braised pork ribs, steamed carp, stir-fried kidney flowers, and ginseng black chicken soup, so that you can go home for dinner." ”

Everyone present was stunned, and the old lady hurriedly retracted her hand, "I know that there are few real monks in the temples in the city, it's really unlucky, and I will never go to the temples in the city to offer incense in the future, and now people are even monks who are fake, what else can't be faked, it's really a sin......"

Before Monk Sineng could react, he saw seven or eight old ladies standing in front of the temple gate and pointing at him, "It turned out to be a fake monk." ”

"I really didn't expect that in front of the Buddha, there were people who blinded the lard and became fake monks in order to cheat money."

"This would have been in the past, and I would have been dragged into the street and beaten to death......"

Monk Sineng burst into tears, "I'm a real monk—"

"I still talk nonsense in front of the Buddha, the children are so old, and they don't accumulate some virtue, and they will go to hell in the future."

Monk Sineng immediately shut up and glared at Lu Xiaonan, "Stinky boy, you wait." ”

It's so easy, these old ladies went to the other courtyard after denouncing, and Sineng sighed and returned to the appearance of a monk.

After a while, another guest came, this time it was a middle-aged couple, the man was slightly fat, accompanied by his wife with a considerate smile, although he cared for his wife, but in an occasional moment, you can see the faint sadness between her eyebrows. The woman is a little younger, not fat or thin, and belongs to the kind of young woman who is very attractive, has excellent charm, and the more she looks at it, the more she tastes it.

The young woman put three sticks of incense in front of the Buddha, then walked up to Monk Sineng and gently shook out the bamboo stick, "Please unsign it from the master." ”

"Dare to ask what Madame is asking for?"

"Heir." The young woman smiled, as if the spring breeze was full of peach blossoms.

Sineng glanced at the man next to him, and when he heard that the young woman was asking for an heir, his face immediately showed joy.

"Waiting for the idle horse to come with a whip, half of the danger and half of the wealth, like a fire burning the head and going up, the heavenly religion is a rain and a disaster. This sign is the ninety-ninth sign of the Guanyin Spirit Lot, if you want an heir......"

"How?" The man was in a hurry to speak first, and at the same time threw out a wad of bills from his bag very skillfully, "Master, but it doesn't hurt to be blunt." ”

Si Neng looked at the man, and was just about to speak, but Lu Xiaonan next to him jumped out again, "Dad, my mother made braised pork ribs, steamed carp, stir-fried kidney flowers, and ginseng black chicken soup, so that you can go home for dinner." ”

"Huh?" The man stared at Sineng, his face turned blue from hope, and finally snorted coldly, turned around and left.

"Husband, husband, wait for me." The young woman hurriedly chased after her, but she didn't forget to pat a wad of banknotes on the palm of Monk Sineng's hand, pinched it, and then flicked a wink and whispered, "Waiting for you." ”

Monk Sineng looked at the palm of his hand, and above the banknote was a beautifully printed business card with a strong fragrance: He Meimei, Vice President of the Mainland Region of International Investment Hong Kong Co., Ltd., and then the office phone and pager.

"Huh." Sineng sniffed lightly and shuddered, "The poisoning is not light." ”

"Well, I didn't make any money." Lu Xiaonan smiled beside him, "I want to learn spells, you teach me spells, otherwise I will make trouble for you every time." ”

Monk Sineng picked up two wads of banknotes, patted them lightly on his hands, hummed a small tune, and didn't go to see Lu Xiaonan, this business didn't work, but the income was a lot, and he was in a good mood.

"Is there still Tianli, this guy is deliberately angry with me, does he still look like a master? Did you take the wrong medicine? Lu Xiaonan said twice and looked up at the Buddha statue.

After another moment, several foreign tourists came over, and the monk Sineng grabbed the hand of a foreign girl, and just when he was about to open up, Lu Xiaonan suddenly jumped over again, but before he could speak, the golden-haired girl exclaimed, "Mygod! Who are you?" Angels? There is such a beautiful boy, thank God for letting me meet you and let me be your girlfriend......"

Lu Xiaonan listened to the half-baked Chinese, and suddenly felt that his head was big for a while, and then looked at the girl who immediately gave up the monk Sineng and pounced on him with open arms, he suddenly felt that he had met a ghost in the daytime, and he ran away.

But the girl's physical strength was really good, and Lu Xiaonan didn't get rid of her until she turned a few floors of the yard. When he returned to the main hall, he suddenly smelled a smell of gunsmoke, so he quietly leaned over and saw through the glass window that an old man in Taoist costume was confronting Monk Sineng three meters away.

"Sineng, I promise to really respect you as a high-ranking monk, and I have only passed the book to you three times, but you treat me as nothing, don't return the book, ignore it, and don't hand over the sheltered young man, what do you want? Do you want to be my Kunlun's enemy? I'm standing right in front of you, you can try it. ”

"Amitabha, hehe, Xu Zhen, you and I have known each other for more than 30 years, what kind of person I think can be, don't you understand?"

"Then you're going to fight first?"

"The people of your Kunlun faction are more domineering than the other, how can you talk calmly if you don't fight." As soon as Sineng waved his hand, the two disappeared, Lu Xiaonan knew that the two must have entered the enchantment, it seemed that the two were really going to fight, although Sineng's stinky monk was not in tune, he still didn't want him to suffer.

"My boyfriend, so you're here, what's your name?" The blonde girl clutched her waist and panted, "Let me chase you, is this also your Chinese custom?" ”

Lu Xiaonan's head slammed into the red pillar of the main hall, and he really wanted to faint all at once, but he felt very painful after hitting it a few times, so he was ready to run away.

But this time, the blonde girl grabbed her arm in advance, "I fell in love with you at first sight, why did you run?" Don't you like me? But it doesn't matter, I like you, you'll get used to it and you'll like me. ”

"The ghost doesn't run, the ghost fell in love with you at first sight, the ghost likes you, you foreigners are sick! The illness is not mild. Lu Xiaonan struggled a few times and didn't break free, this foreign girl's hand strength is quite big.

At this moment, there was a sudden thunder in the air, and the void was like a mirror being cut through it, and Sineng and Xu Zhen fell from the air at the same time, and it seemed that they had fought to lose both, and no one took advantage.

Before Lu Xiaonan could step forward, the blonde girl had already stepped forward, and she said to Sineng, "Father-in-law, daughter-in-law is here to help you fight." ”

Just when everyone was stunned, the blonde girl had already walked in front of Xu Zhen, who couldn't move, with a smile like a spring breeze on her face, but her right hand instantly turned into a sharp blade and stabbed into his heart......