Chapter 162: If you don't have breasts, you can just draw it yourself
"Mr. Admiral, stop talking about such a boring subject. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Litorio, who was sitting in the back of the car, complained boredly, she got up from the back seat of the car, and directly stretched out her arm to put her arms around Ivan's neck, "Let's go on a date~"
"What are you talking about!" Veneto, who had an indifferent expression on his face, looked at the two of them hugging each other in surprise after hearing his sister's words.
"Don't~" Litorio refused Veneto's request without hesitation, not only that, but she also intensified, not only did she put her arms around Ivan's neck, but also rubbed Ivan with her face.
"Hey, I'm driving, don't make a fuss." Ivan only felt that something slippery was rubbing against his face, tickling him. He tilted his head, allowing himself to avoid Litorio's harassment and allowing him to concentrate on driving.
"No, Mr. Admiral has been ignoring Litorio since just now." Seeing that Ivan was deliberately avoiding him, Litorio stood on tiptoe so that his face could be repressed against Ivan's cheek.
"I said you two are too shameless, I'm still here, at least, at least you have to think about my feelings!" Originally, Veneto turned a blind eye to this kind of thing, she didn't like to show intimacy, and it was more appropriate for her to be plain.
"My sister should come along." Perhaps Litorio felt a little tired of keeping this look, so he shifted his weight down and rested his chest on Ivan's shoulder.
"Hmm." Feeling the strangeness of his shoulder, Ivan glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and then couldn't look away.
"Where are you looking?" Veneto stared at Ivan and his flattened chest on his shoulders.
"No, I didn't see anything." Ivan shook his head like a rattle as if he had done something wrong.
"Didn't Mr. Admiral see that?" She didn't know if Litorio was innocent or black-bellied, she heard Ivan say that she didn't see it, so she pressed Ivan's face with her hand and forced him to look, "See it now, Litorio's Mimi is big, right, Mr. Admiral?" ”
"Well, it's pretty big." Ivan subconsciously spoke his mind, and then glanced at Veneto cautiously.
"Obviously the two are sisters, why is there such a big gap there?" From Ivan's point of view, Veneto and Litorio are definitely at the level of elementary school students, but in terms of breasts, it is obvious that Litorio is superior, no, it is much better, and even some royal sisters' breasts are not necessarily bigger than hers.
"I'm so sorry for my small breasts!" Veneto looked at Ivan dissatisfied, gritting his teeth and spitting out words one by one.
"Did you hear what I was saying?"
"Sure enough, you just said that I have small breasts." Originally, Veneto saw that Ivan's eyes were wrong, so he said this casually, but he knew that Ivan really admitted it, so angry that Veneto directly stretched out his arms and pinched Ivan's neck with both hands.
"I'm still driving." The neck was originally a sensitive part of Ivan's body, but at this moment, he was gently pinched by Veneto's small hand, and he subconsciously tightened his neck.
"I'll take care of you!" Anyway, even if the car explodes, it won't hurt Veneto, and Ivan, who is protected by Littorio, won't have anything to do, and the worst result is just that Veneto will change his face again, money or something, Veneto is not short at all, so for Ivan, who dares to challenge her majesty, Veneto decided that he must give him a little color.
Even if Ivan's driving skills are good, he can't help the harassment of the two ship girls, and suddenly the extremely stable car that was originally driving on the road is now swaying from side to side like a drunk man.
"Ahh
"Quick, quick, loosen." Ivan felt like he was having trouble breathing, his eyes bulging like a dead fish.
"Hey, Litorio, let go, hurry up." Veneto, who was sitting in the passenger seat, looked at the car that was about to crash into the fence on the side of the road, and immediately gave up his hands and sat up straight, looking like he was ready to open his defensive stance.
"Ahhh~"
Can't breathe......
Feeling like he was about to suffocate, Ivan squinted at the fence that was getting closer and closer to him, and slammed on the brakes with great difficulty.
The tires rubbed against the ground violently, and the high-pitched, shrill sound hurt Ivan's eardrums along with Litorio's screams.
Eventually, the car crashed into the fence and stopped, and the front of the car was slightly deformed, but fortunately, the occupants of the car were not harmed.
"Litorio." Ivan screamed, but Littorio, who was holding him like a koala, still screamed.
"Litorio, my ears are going to be deafened by you."
The girl is still screaming......
"Litorio ......"
"Ahhh~"
"Lito ......"
"Ahhh~"
"Profit ......"
"Ahhh~"
“……”
"Woo woo woo ......" Littorio, who was screaming happily, found his mouth suddenly gagged.
It's finally quiet.
"What is this?" Litorio took the movement that Ivan had used to groom his mouth with his hand, and looked curiously at the white and fat dough in his hand.
"Bean paste buns." Ivan reached out and took the small hand from his neck, "It was supposed to be my lunch, but now it's for you." ”
"Mine?"
"What?"
"You're making my car look like this, aren't you going to pay me something?" Veneto looked at Litorio happily nibbling on the bean paste bun behind him with some jealousy, "Say it in advance, don't give me that kind of thing, I'm not as easy to fool as my stupid sister." ”
"Don't want it, money or anything, I don't have it on me." Ivan patted the black and white striped suit on his body and turned all the pockets of his clothes out, proving that he really had no money.
Ivan's innocent expression made Veneto feel like a mean landlord and old wealth, who was squeezing poor people who couldn't be in poor Ivan at the moment, Veneto opened her mouth, she felt like a bad person.
"I'm not short of money." But fortunately, she still has a conscience.
"And what do you want?" Ivan frowned and looked Veneto up and down, and suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he said in surprise, "I know, what are you missing?" ”
"Oh~" After hearing Ivan's words, Veneto also sighed lightly, and leaned towards Ivan with great interest, "Tell me, what am I missing?" ”
"Yes, I also want to know what my sister is missing, so that I can give my sister a gift next time." Littorio, who was sitting in the back, also leaned his ear over.
"Actually, Veneto, what you lack most is your breasts~"
"Poof!!" Litorio, who was nibbling on the bun, was so frightened that she squirted out the contents of her mouth when she heard Ivan's words.
"Hmph, hmph, that's good, you're saying it well." Veneto's body trembled with his eyes closed, and even his tone became cold, "Dare to say that, you are the first!" ”
Grunt......
Ivan's Adam's apple shook up and down, and he felt as if he had pressed some terrible switch. (To be continued.) )