It was all my master's business before, hearsay. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I don't know what happened at the beginning, but anyway, my parents "sold" me to the old man. For as long as I can remember, several of my older siblings in my family used to make fun of me.

As far as I can remember, those three years of the Great Tribulation have passed. When the state allowed the peasants to have their own land, life was better.

It is worth mentioning that the lone bachelor man, Li Bajiu, died during an autumn harvest. Stunch. For the first time in three years, I ate white flour buns, and I still wanted to eat them until I had my throat. Li Bajiu died like this.

The people in the village laughed and cried and held a funeral for him, and someone who knew braille wrote a poem to him: "Three years of great calamity will not starve to death, and a meal of steamed buns will see the king of Hades!" "Well, he must have died happily.

Sixty years later, Master never appeared again, and I learned from my family that I had such a number of Master.

For this reason, I was not happy for a long time, in case the old man was a human trafficker. Later, when I heard someone talk about my master, I suddenly felt that my master seemed to be very powerful. Moreover, because of my status as an apprentice, I actually have some status at a young age in the eyes of the village adults. This is something that the other kids I grew up with were not envious of.

By the time I was six or five years old, life was much better. Anyway, we are the Central Plains, the land of grain production. If you meet a few good years, this day will be better. I was eight years old. In the third grade of elementary school in the town.

Originally, only the second brother and the third sister went to school. But I heard that my legendary master left a lot of money for my mother, and asked me to read and write with a few brothers and sisters. My dad often touched my head before school and said, "Seven boys, study hard!" Hurry up and give your dad a champion back! ”

I said, "No, no!" Uncle Hu said that the country will not let Xiao Daoye examiner! ”

My dad had a blank face, "Who said no!" Your master, his old man, even the county magistrate, has to talk when he meets him! ”

I had already run far away, leaving my dad to react, holding his shoes in his hand and yelling, "Bunny! With whom should Xiao Daoye? See Lao Tzu doesn't break your legs! ”

That day after school, I was playing war with a few kids in front of my house. I'm playing the People's Liberation Army. When I was heroically liberating the whole of China, I heard someone in the neighborhood shouting, "The old fairy has returned to our village!" ”

I didn't care at all, I was shouting "Comrades! Down with Chiang Kai-shek and liberate all of China! ”

A pair of big hands slapped me in the face without hesitation, and I was immediately full of anger, feeling that this was an insult to the PLA. I opened those hands, spat fiercely, pinched my waist and scolded, "Where is the unknown junior!" Delayed Xiao Daoye's liberation of the whole of China and let Chiang Kai-shek go, can you afford it? ”

"Hahahaha, old man Liu, why do you look at your apprentice like a melon!"

Hey, dare you laugh at me. I don't know what melon goods mean, but I sensitively feel that it's not a good word, so I raised my head and scolded, "You are a melon goods!" Your whole family is melon goods! ”

When I looked up, I was bored, and the two old men were messing with me. One was tattered, the other was wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and the white hair was neatly split to the left, and the body was clean. The one who scolded me was the cleanly dressed old man.

This time, the dirty old man smiled, "Hahaha, yes, no shame for the old man!" Boy, this person is a melon goods, he looks like a dog every day, and he doesn't marry his mother-in-law, what a fuss! ”

"Fuck your uncle, you're complaining!" The clean old man was furious.

I was even more confused, "Where did the two wild old men come from!" Don't delay the revolution of Xiao Daoye to the end! ”

The two old men stopped talking, and looked at me with big eyes and small eyes, "Forehead (I) make (knock) you (death) melon (one) goods (rabbit cub)!" ”

The two voices sounded at the same time, and I couldn't tell what the old man was, but after a while, I realized that it was a smoking pot. Knock on the head, it hurts.

I ran in circles around the big elm tree at the door, scolding as I ran, and the more I scolded the two old men, the more energetic I became.

I was beaten up, crying and shouting "Daddy!" Mom, brother, sister! Save me, I'm about to be beaten to death by the two who asked for food! ”

My family was all shouted out by this voice. I was confident, stopped, and pointed to the two old men who didn't wipe the tears from the corners of their eyes, "The green mountains don't change, and the green water flows forever!" Another day, the little Taoist will make you two old men cry! ”

I didn't notice that my older siblings were smiling evilly at me, my dad's old face was flushed, and my mom was already covering her face.

I said in my heart, my son is interesting enough, seeing me being bullied like this, young and strong beating these two old men is not like playing. I'll just wait and see.

My dad came over in a hurry, and I was overjoyed, "Dad, these two ......"

Before I finished speaking, my dad had already twisted my ears and almost picked me up, and kept scolding, "Yes, you can be a bear child as old as you are!" Lao Tzu won't kill you! ”

I chuckled in my heart, it's over, my dad won't be with me.

My mother came over and grabbed the dirty old man's hand, and kept shouting, "Two masters, why don't you say a word when you come!" Look at our ......"

The dirty old man smiled and said that it was not in the way, it was not in the way.

"Oh, you can say Xiuyun, you have to fight that melon! If you don't fight, you can't make it! The old man took out a round strip of snow-white bars, and used a foreign fire to smoke it. Later, I learned that there was still smoke like that.

I hated the old man to death.

It's still a dirty old man, and he came over and pulled my dad's hand, "Okay, Jianguo!" Don't screw it, I haven't been to see you in five years! Why don't you invite us into the house and sit down? ”

My dad hurriedly showed a smile and respectfully invited the two old men into the house. What a dogleg! Secret agent!

I followed into the house, and when my third sister saw my appearance, she secretly put her mouth to the root of my ear and whispered, "Little brother, that's your master!" ”

My mental head came all at once, which one? The third sister said that it was dirty.

He's my master, and he doesn't look any different from an ordinary old man, I thought.

In the house, the two old men were talking to my parents, and I heard the dirty old man say that the old man who was dressed like a big rooster was surnamed Du, and he was a fortune teller.

That day, Master seemed to say that he would take me away at the end of this year and teach me something. I have a lot of children, maybe I was prepared. Anyway, my dad slammed me away like.

Then, the dirty old man said, "Lao Du, you come to calculate a hexagram, and give my apprentice a calculation of what the relationship between our two masters and apprentices is!" ”

In fact, at the beginning, my master was just talking about playing, and the old Du Tou was also accompanying him, and took it, a hexagram that was considered a master-apprentice relationship, and it involved one hexagram after another.