"I can work with you!" When I saw that it was these two goods, I laughed out loud, and immediately happily introduced them into the house: "Come in and say, let's sum it up!" ”

With my leading role, others needless to say, they also stood up and saluted: "Welcome, welcome, welcome to join our team...... "Courtesy three first, our Chinese hospitality virtues to the extreme for a while!"

The two of them weren't used to it at the time, they didn't say anything about holding the door with both hands, and they were all on guard, and they were polite while talking: "Don't mind, everyone, we are not used to your enthusiasm - you can't be a pyramid scheme, right?" ”

Qiao Fengle said: "Don't worry, it's definitely not a pyramid scheme, we are a direct seller...... Uh-huh, that's wrong, we don't sell anything at all......"

The fat and thin man instantly made a sudden stop at the door, and said vigilantly: "It's not enough to operate capital, I can read the newspaper, this is also a new type of pyramid scheme......

"No, you're thinking too much!" I saw that Qiao Feng was about to run away as he spoke, so he hurriedly pulled this grandson aside, and said sincerely: "Think about it, if we are a pyramid marketing organization, do we still need such trouble to save people - the Mongolian army has such a dense population, and it will only take a few days for me to develop all of them, and when the time comes, it will not be all over, do you want to hide in the house now?" ”

Rewarding the good and punishing the evil makes them all think about it: "Ah, this is true. Brother, I can see that you are a real person here! ”

Sister Dongfang, Qiao Feng, and Azhu Collective Khan: "......"

After the two of them entered the room and sat down, I pulled the wolf's tail behind the exposed ass and asked, "The two of you just asked us if we want to cooperate, we want to hear to the end, what are your plans?" ”

The fat man smiled and said: "There are two main difficulties in saving people, one is that all the people in the Daci Temple have been poisoned, and their skills have been lost, we must let them take the antidote, so it is interesting to bring it out - otherwise, don't say that we can't get so many people out, even if we really get it out at that time, it will be a bunch of wasted people, how can we go to Xia Ke Island to drink Laba porridge?" ”

We looked at each other and nodded: "That makes sense!" ”

"Second, there are many soldiers and horses in Nanyang City, although you all have unique skills, but I am afraid it will be difficult to fight in the face of thousands of troops, so we must transfer the tiger away from the mountain to weaken the troops, or make a bigger movement so that they have no time to look north, otherwise it will definitely be difficult to succeed."

"It's simple, let's burn the grain and grass!" Qiao Feng clasped his nostrils indifferently and said: "When the time comes, they will definitely put out the fire, who can take care of Daci Temple!" ”

The fat man's eyes lit up: "That's a good idea......"

"Nice fart!" I said directly: "In this way, we are saved, but the grain and grass will definitely not be burned - don't forget that the main purpose of our coming here is to burn the grain and grass, and saving people is secondary!" ”

"That's right!" Qiao Feng slapped his face with the slap that had just been clasped in his nostrils, and said apologetically: "I forgot about this......"

"Besides, the grain and grass of these hundreds of thousands of troops are going to be burned, which is easier said than done," Sister Dongfang interjected: "Don't even think about it if you want to cause a monstrous fire without half an hour's effort—it's much more difficult to say than saving people!" ”

"Hey~ Listen, this is the truth!" I summed it up to everyone: "So in this step, we must first lead the Mongolian army away, and then save people in Daci Temple to attract the remaining soldiers to attack, so that there is enough time to set fire!" ”

When the fat man and the thin man heard this, Qi Qi gasped: "You still have such a big plan for a long time, we have underestimated you...... It's hard to do, it's hard to do! ”

"It's okay, everyone," I encouraged the crowd, "It's really not going to work, let's start with the simple ones - you know how to get the antidote?" ”

Zhang Wuji used Fan Yao to get the antidote, I thought it would be more difficult without him, who knew that as soon as the question was raised, Azhu raised his hand high, so I called it by name: "Azhu, you will answer." ”

"It's not difficult," Ah Zhu smiled confidently: "If you don't have to worry about leaving it to me, I can make up as Zhao Min and ask them directly, just say that I am going to keep the antidote by myself - although this matter is difficult, as long as you adapt well, it can be done, what do you think?" ”

I thought about her method, nodded and said: "It's good to have a good way, but this excuse must be thought of, with the trust and skill of the second elder Xuan Ming in front of Zhao Min, it is impossible for them to get the antidote without major changes, unless they ......"

"Unless something happened to them!" Ah Zhu reacted instantly: "Otherwise, they have something important to do, and this antidote can only be given to Zhao Min." ”

Everyone nodded together, but Sister Dongfang said thoughtfully: "Is there any other use for this antidote besides being able to remove their poison?" ”

We were stunned: "What do you mean ......?"

"I mean, if this antidote has other uses, it will be simple," Sister Dongfang explained: "When the time comes, we will fake the order that Zhao Min needs an antidote to save the scene if something happens, and they can't leave, won't this antidote be in hand?" ”

At this time, Leng Ding, a thin man who had not spoken since entering the door, spoke, and his voice sounded dry and astringent, a bit as stiff as a foreigner learning Chinese: "I do know one." ”

"Huh?" Everyone's interest came instantly: "You say! ”

The thin man said with a straight face: "If you want to know another function of this antidote, you have to start with the habits of the Xuanming Sect, I can't hide it, when I was young, I also lived near the Xuanming Sect for a while, and I was very familiar with it, so I knew a ...... or two."

The thin man's vast knowledge helped us a lot, and after listening to his story, we immediately found an excuse to trick the two elders of Xuan Ming into taking the antidote, and what is even more unexpected is that I actually found a way to deal with the guards from here, although it is not the one I just said to divert the tiger from the mountain, but the effect is not bad at all - but this trick is too ruthless, it hurts the heavens and the peace, although these Mongolian guards are just characters in the legendary world, but if I want to use them on them, I really can't bear to start!

Those who don't know don't know why I'm entangled, but those who know don't persuade me, because they also know that once this decision is made, it will definitely be a situation of thousands of dead bodies and rivers of blood, and the tragedy is even worse than that of a battle!

After much thought, I finally hardened my heart and made the decision to use this method!

Alack! May the heavens have mercy on me for a hard time!

…… According to my method, we quickly made a personnel allocation, and according to the distribution method, everyone acted quickly, first collected all kinds of supplies, and then divided into three groups by Azhu to put on makeup for everyone, and then acted separately.

The Mongols in Nanyang are roughly in three places, one is Daci Temple, where martial arts people are imprisoned, and after deliberation, we decided that the fat and thin men would be in charge; The second place is the Nanyang military camp, where all the defenders are concentrated, including the Nanyang granary, which is handed over to Qiao Feng Azhu, and the third and most dangerous place is the Nanyang County Lord's Mansion, which is also where Zhao Min temporarily lives, and it is handed over to me and Sister Dongfang!

We really have only one job, and that is to disguise ourselves as one of the Eight Heroes of the Arrows, sneak into the kitchen where we are, add ingredients to all of them, and make the Mongol defenders incapacitated!

I quickly went downstairs to borrow the boss's kitchen, and began to cut the ingredients into the pot, since it was for the defenders to eat, I was not very fine, as long as the effect was guaranteed, so the speed of the pot came quickly, less than an hour had been full of dozens of pots, and the carriage hired by the thin and fat man outside also arrived, and many hired helpers began to put the dishes on the car one by one under their greeting, respectively, towards the barracks and Daci Temple.

These two places are very simple, it is enough to have the Eight Heroes of the Divine Arrow come forward, to ensure that these dishes can be safely delivered to each soldier, I am relieved, the only thing that is not at ease is Zhao Minfu, so after getting the dishes of the two of them, Sister Dongfang and I drove the carriage to the county lord's mansion alone, hoping to deliver the dishes before dinner!

Wandering around, we quickly went all the way into the city to Nanyang, and the soldiers guarding the city did not dare to check when they saw that it was the figure of the Eight Heroes of the Divine Arrow, so we entered the city smoothly, and then went straight to the county lord's mansion - after arriving at the county lord's mansion, we went around in a circle to the backyard, and saw that there was no one around, and Sister Dongfang immediately jumped over and opened it from the inside, and then I brought the dishes in.

It is the chef's instinct to find the location of the kitchen, so in less than twenty minutes we were already outside the kitchen, and when we stood at the door, we saw that it was very busy:

A big fat cook was sweating profusely stir-frying a large pot of vegetables, although there was meat in it, it was just a chowder, and it seemed that it should be for the next person to eat; In addition, there are two middle-aged cooks who are cooking dishes exquisitely on the small pot on the side, with wine and meat, although exquisite, they are also meat-based, and it is expected that they should be eaten by heavyweights in the house, such as the two elders of Xuan Ming; There are also three chefs who are carefully preparing all kinds of pastries, various fruits and vegetables, and dishes, which are exquisite and ornate and not very large - needless to say, this is definitely what Zhao Min eats.

As soon as we stood at the door, the boys who were doing chores immediately saw it, and immediately someone ran in front of me and nodded and said, "Third master, why did you come in person, did the county lord have orders?" ”

You guessed it, it's Sun Sanrui who made up this time, referred to as the third master.

I said bluntly: "The county lord has ordered, the big guys have worked hard in the past few days, let's go to the drunken immortal building outside and call a specialty dish for everyone to eat—come, you will divide the dishes for everyone, first for the county lord's to pack, then the two elders of Xuan Ming and the brothers, and finally you will share it with the brothers below!" ”

"I'm afraid this won't work, right?" A cook immediately laughed and said, "Third master, you don't know the taste of the county lord, I'm afraid that if you serve it rashly......"

"Smack!"

Before she could finish speaking, Sister Dongfang slapped her and said coldly: "Just because you dare to question the county lord's order?" ”

It's strange to say, after this big-eared scraper fanned, everyone in the kitchen suddenly became honest, and no one dared to talk nonsense, so they were busy and packed the dishes - I took the time to whisper in Sister Dongfang's ear: "I'm scared to death, just now I was afraid that you would slap them out and make a fuss, but I didn't expect a slap to be good." ”

Sister Dongfang smiled slightly: "This is life, you are still too young!" ”

Me: "......"

The dishes were quickly divided, and for the sake of safety, we simply stayed in the kitchen and watched as the servants put the dishes into the food boxes and sent them to everyone, and then let them deliver them to the servants and guards, and in less than ten minutes they were already distributed to everyone's bowls.

Ten minutes later, the guards and subordinates in the dining hall had already rushed back towards their respective bedrooms - the three alleys of plum blossoms, for the first time in history, showed its hideous face, for these guards who had been soldiers for three years and sows were sable cicadas, they were finished!

Masturbation, masturbation......