202 Ghost invites people Smiling ghost Buddha
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Li Mengkai was angrily kicking the third master's ass.
Coincidentally, today the village team showed a movie, and almost all the men, women and children in the village went to the threshing floor, and I heard that it was "The Legend of the White Snake". At that time, it was so good, the movies were like the New Year, and the more than two-hour film could make these rough men, rough women, bears and children make trouble until the second half of the night.
"San'er! San'er! Let me ask you again, are you going or not? ”
"Don't go! Don't go! Oops, the white snake is rumored, I wanted to see it last year, that girl didn't go with me, it's a shame, this is a coincidence, a coincidence! The third master scratched his half-bald skull, and said to Li Mengkai without looking back.
Li Mengkai was already so angry that he pointed his finger at the third master and shook it for a long time, "Cheng!" Success, success! I don't ask you, I can tell you, this day is not a good day, you are honest to stay here for me, don't run around when it's over, I don't have the time to care about you if something goes wrong! ”
The third master plunged into the crowd, as if he hadn't heard Li Mengkai's words at all.
No matter where you go, outsiders are always the most eye-catching, and those who are immersed in the story of the White Snake Xu Xian naturally don't say it, but naturally some people can't stand it.
For example, the man on the outside, who had been frowning and absent-minded, was happier when he saw Li Mengkai than when he saw Fahai, and patted his ass and ran over.
"Hey~, your heart is big enough, something happened at home, and you still have time to watch movies?"
Li Mengkai didn't take a breath away, and his speech was naturally a little yin and yang.
The man cried out with a bitter face: "My mother, how can I have the heart to watch a movie, my own children are ignorant and make a lot of trouble, everyone is here, isn't this also coming, I am more noisy than Xu Xian who married a long worm and went home!" Little sir, you can help me, I can't get by...... I can't get by......"
"Didn't I tell you something before? Didn't live at home, did you? ”
"How dare you! As you instructed, I went to the butcher of the pork shop in the county town to find a few pig-killing knives with blackened backs, and put them in front of the thing in the house......" The man said this, shivered, and continued: "God, the ghosts and wolves are howling in the house for most of the day...... I can't get by, in the past two days, I've always dreamed of a person who can't see his face clearly and says that I can't die well, sir! I'm a big man, and now I don't dare to go out in the house of my relatives in the same village in broad daylight. ”
When Li Mengkai heard this, his face was straight, and he was a little surprised, and whispered to himself: "It's a ruthless guy, I can't keep it!" ”
He said it easily, but these words almost didn't make the man's legs weak and he knelt down, those who dared to speak like this were real living immortals, and the old Ye family didn't talk nonsense to himself.
"You don't have to worry about it, take us to your house, and I'll do everything...... Oh no, there is this! Li Mengkai flashed, turned his head and his face darkened, why is this great monk so shameless.
Looking at the bald head that lifted his pants and wiped his mouth by the way, this man was stunned.
"Who is this?"
"He's a ...... of Fahai"
Liuqing: "......"
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Ma Zi and Leng Qi were not here, and Li Mengkai felt that there was no normal person around him.
The monk of Liuqing was emphasizing to Feng Guoqing all the way, that is, the man in front of him that he was not a pig killer.
Feng Guoqing's house is not small, five houses, but the yard is unusually large, according to Feng Guoqing, his grandfather was a landlord back then, and was later dragged to be shot. The things in the family were also divided and cleaned, and the family was in the middle of the road, and finally got a wife, but there was only one son, and he was pitiful.
When he walked to the door of the house, Li Mengkai suddenly stood up and looked at the whole house fixedly.
The Liuqing monk's constant chattering mouth also stopped, and he grinned and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, what a good one!" On such an extremely cloudy night, my eyes are black all the way, and here the moonlight is shrouded, Sao Plum, this is absorbing the essence of the moonlit night! Grandson, give him another year's hard work, and he won't be fine! ”
As soon as the monk of Liuqing finished speaking, Li Mengkai's face changed, and he shouted at Feng Guoqing: "Go to the threshing floor!" Go to the threshing floor! Whatever you do, let everyone go back! ”
Feng Guoqing didn't know why, and was stunned on the spot.
"Go! Damn! On such a day, it's not weird to come to the village to show a movie, I Li Mengkai walked around three times with his head on the ground! ”
Feng Guoqing couldn't understand what these two people said, so he felt that something was wrong, and he didn't care so much, so he rushed over like a fly.
"Sao Lizi, don't you go and take a look, Liu Bald is still there!"
"Don't go, don't let this fool suffer, next time...... Hey, I said, what do you call someone? Liu Bald? Just you? Call someone Liu Bald? Ahem-phew! ”
Li Mengkai wiped the corners of his mouth and kicked open the wooden door that was still sturdy.
The monk of Liuqing has long been accustomed to it, and he doesn't care, he pulls his stubble, and as soon as he enters the courtyard, he is amazed: "Amitabha, it's good!" There are no less than seven locust trees planted in a yard, and if you don't attract ghosts, that's the evil door. Tsk, a few died, this wind blows the yellow leaves, shouldn't it! ”
"Monk, it's up to you this time! It's true that these locust trees attract yin, but at this time, I'm afraid that the yin qi they attract will have already been absorbed by the thing in the house! ”
Li Mengkai's face was surprisingly solemn, and the moment he opened the door, the silver-gray moonlight that filled the courtyard was unusually cold.
"Your mother! Endless nonsense, who do I rely on if I don't rely on the Buddha? Rely on you, grandson? ”
Li Mengkai's fists creaked, and he almost had the heart to kill: "Thief, don't force me to ...... you"
"The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, your grandson called me over with a phone call, do you want the Buddha to do something or do you want to duel with the Buddha? At a glance, I know that I can't do things, monk, I will come out, do you give money? Not! Then why don't you buy me a big leather coat, this winter is coming, and you don't know anything! Monk Liuqing squinted his eyes with a look of disdain.
Li Mengkai's face was pale, and he said coldly: "Do something!" ”
"It's okay to do this earlier, Buddha, I'm not an unreasonable person! How can it be the same as your grandson......" Monk Liuqing said, walked to the door of the hall, and opened the door.
At this pull, the faces of the two people changed, and they exclaimed in surprise at the same time, and took two steps back.
Before Li Mengkai could speak, the Liuqing monk raised his eyebrows, and the Buddha beads in his neck were taken down by him and thrown over: "The Sprinkler family killed you smiling ghost Buddha!" ”
What is it that can make the Liuqing monk, who has always been based on crossing, lose his temper so much.
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