The growth rate of the trumpet Seven Kills is very amazing, although it can't reach Lori's ability to transform into a royal sister with lightning and thunder, but it doesn't take more - when I brought them out of prison, they were still Douding, and when they arrived at Yixiangyuan, they became half-sized, and they learned to speak without a teacher, and the seven mouths yelled at me together that they were hungry. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Women's resistance to cute things is always very low, at the beginning was Ren Xiaoyan the first to ask me for mercy for them, seeing that I was upgraded to become the father of the seven killings, she immediately claimed to be the mother of the seven killings, and vowed to lead the seven killings to the right path, the mother's love was a mess, as soon as she heard that the seven godsons had a request, she immediately asked her subordinates to cook while leading the seven bear children downstairs to the kitchen......

Descending Dragon and the others watched Ren Xiaoyan leave, and did not turn their heads until the footsteps on the stairs completely disappeared, and complained to me with palpitations: "You are taking too much risk - if it wasn't for the rubbing you just now, I can guarantee that you will definitely die." ”

Professor Yang immediately felt a little embarrassed, and said embarrassedly: "I was careless......

The dragon waved his hand: "It has nothing to do with your carelessness, the main thing is that their speed is too fast, and they can't be prevented!" ”

I calmly analyzed the situation and decided to put myself on the moral high ground and say, "Do you think I want to, but not for everyone?" Let's be honest, since these seven bear children are magic weapons, then we have to take them into our own hands - don't think about ruining things, if we destroy the snake spirit, we can't count on them, but aren't we no good? ”

Professor Yang immediately praised: "Look, I guessed correctly, right? The adult's festival is really admirable! ”

The dead girl stared at me with a suspicious expression: "Why do I think that you have temporarily defected because of your wife's request?" ”

"Well, it's nothing, it's definitely not!" I casually rebent a few nonsense words and quickly diverted the topic: "Now that the siege has been lifted, what should we do next?" ”

"The next step should be to deal with the snake spirit!" The dragon descended and said conceitedly: "Since the Seven Kills have been obtained, then there is no need for the Nine Kills trio to gather, just wait for the Seven Kills to grow up and be able to deal with it." ”

"And then everything will be back to normal?" I said urgently, "Can I go home too?" ”

The descending dragon scratched his head, a little embarrassed: "After killing the snake spirit, you can resurrect Ma Liang, but you have to talk about other things...... Ahem, I think you'll have to find someone to ask last time, my side...... Ahem, to be honest, I don't know very well. ”

"Han Meimei?" I suddenly remembered: "yes, why don't you hear from her?" ”

After coming to the legendary world, although I roughly figured out the current situation, I also got the general idea of the matter from the mouths of Han Meimei and the old Taoist of the dragon - it is nothing more than to separate the confused legendary world, the bridge returns to the bridge and the road returns to the road, the key point of these worlds is on the snake spirit, and the sudden light turns the beauty of Ma Liang's pen into an ugly eight monsters, and then this ugly eight monsters draw their skin to kill people, and then hook up with the scorpion spirit to occupy the mountain as the king, and rely on the magic pen to fight the seven brothers of the gourd baby......

According to the simplest principle, no matter who this light is, since it wants the snake spirit to travel through various worlds and make waves by relying on the magic pen, then I just need to snatch back the magic pen and hand it to Ma Liang...... By the way, do you have to turn the zombie version into a living version before this?

I hurriedly asked the dragon: "What do you think you should do: Ma Liang is a zombie now, can we make him a living person?" ”

The dragon descended for a while, and instead of answering, he asked, "Can't zombies use magic pens?" ”

"Who knows?" I was a little crazy: "But the world of the magic pen Ma Liang wants to be restored, do you think Ma Liang can be a zombie?" At least I have to talk about all the living people! ”

Recently, they have been getting closer to me, and they know a lot of things, and they are not completely ignorant, so at this moment, Professor Yang instantly put forward his personal opinion: "The old man is reasonable. ”

Descending Dragon was displeased: "Can you run to him every time, even if he is a master, he won't be able to do everything, right?" ”

Professor Yang laughed vigorously, and didn't give any answer to this, but the dragon stared at him as if he didn't see it, so that the dragon had no interest in saying a few more words, so he could only turn his face to me and say, "This matter seems ...... to me."

"How?" I was a little apprehensive: "Is that wrong?" ”

The dragon shook his head: "...... What I said is so true that I was wrong! ”

Professor Yang was dumbfounded, stunned for a moment and went straight to the dragon: "Hey, is there a difference between the two of us?" ”

"No," the dragon descending pseudo-model pondered for a moment before replying, "I can tell you very responsibly, the basic meaning is pretty much the same." ”

Professor Yang stomped his feet and scratched madly: "Then you just said me?" ”

"Can it be the same?" Descending Dragon said disdainfully: "You are catering to the master without a bottom line, and I agree after careful consideration - they are all picking up a dollar from the ground, you pick up what others throw away and you pick up what others don't pay attention to, this is very different, don't get confused!" ”

"Huh?" Professor Yang began to dizzy: "I didn't get confused, I just got a little dizzy......"

We were sorting out the problem, when Ren Xiaoyan's voice suddenly came up from downstairs: "Hey, are you hungry?" I cooked a lot of Lantern Festival, so if you want to eat it, you can come down together! ”

I put on my shoes and started to run down, and Professor Yang suddenly stopped dizzy, and smiled behind my buttocks, only the old man of the dragon shouted at us: "Don't go, you guys, who will help me?" ”

We didn't care about him......

We happily squatted in the kitchen to eat the Lantern Festival, while eating and looking at the seven kills of the Lantern Festival with one person in the port pot, the two cooks were even hotter and sweaty, at first I didn't pay attention to the speed of the Seven Kills and eat the Lantern Festival, I thought it was that I heard that the master personally came down to eat supper and was excited, now I know, this is absolutely tired - the amount of food of these seven boys is equivalent to seven dragons and seven pigs, and the big one is very big, referred to as the Seven Dragon Pigs, which is really amazing!

If you roughly calculate according to the measurement method of modern society, each of them has eaten at least twenty catties of rice and twenty or thirty baskets of xiaolongbao, but they have no intention of stopping, not to mention that the cook is tired of cooking, and Ren Xiaoyan and others next to me are tired of looking at it.

Ren Xiaoyan muttered: "Why bother if you can eat it too much, how miserable it would be if this was really our two children!" ”

"That's," I nodded: "Even if we can feed and feed ourselves, it will be a big problem to marry a wife in the future - you know no, now the bride price for marrying a daughter-in-law has risen!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan hurriedly agreed: "Yes, I heard that the money can't be collected yet, and the documents were only issued this year!" She let out a long sigh: "Fortunately, our family still has some family background, otherwise we really can't live!" ”

"What's wrong with having a family, there are so many materials for you to make, you can't make it!" I retorted, "Just cooking noodles can make you tired, not to mention three meals a day!" ”

"That won't be!" Ren Xiaoyan shook her head: "If it were really us, it would be easy to solve it." ”

"Eat your own restaurant?" I laughed and said, "Then let's stop doing business." ”

"NO, NO, NO......" Ren Xiaoyan stretched out a finger and shook it: "I remember that there is an online article called "The Reappearance of Gods and Ghosts", in which the protagonist raised a Pixiu is like this, and later the gluttony also lived in his house - the protagonist is a 100% slacker, do you know how he did it? ”

"How?" My interest was instantly raised: Pixiu and gluttony are both overeaters, and he raised them twice at a time, not to mention it, isn't this looking for death? However, many of the online authors are brain-opening masters, who knows if there will be any whimsical ideas that will make people's eyes shine?

"Two ways, first, call a takeaway ......"

"It's expensive, it's better to eat in a restaurant!"

"I also think so, so I used the second one - instant noodles, and it didn't cost much in a bathtub!"

"This method is good, this method is good, I will use it in the future......" I said excitedly, "I'll look back - who wrote this book?" ”

"An author called Liuyun Feidu, if you want to write without writing, you have to be cool, if you don't see him handsome, the readership is estimated to have run out!"

"Uh......"

After a day and a night of fierce fighting, our siege finally came to an end, and the ending was still happy, I defeated the vegetative army with wisdom and the strength of the masses, harvested the magic weapon of the immortals in the mountains, and determined the relationship with Ren Xiaoyan by the way - as long as the chaos is set aside and returned to modern times, everything will be fine!

It's just that I also got a taste of the chaos in the legendary world, that is, I, who didn't read the online text, hung up early.

At this time, our supper has come to an end, simply put, we ordinary people are full, and the speed of the Seven Killing Boys has gradually slowed down, and they are still long, and now with the naked eye, it is almost the same as when they began to stand under the root of the wall and order the vegetative army, in the sentence that describes people is 'I have a girl in my family who has just grown up', and the sentence that describes plants is '******* like that you pick and choose to see for yourself.

Finally they were full, and I began to officially meet with everyone and do pre-war mobilization......

I first dragged down the Seven Killer Boys who were crawling all over me, and told them solemnly: "Stand tall and short, godfather is going to speak!" ”

The Seven Killing Gourd Baby ignored me at all, and then landed and crawled towards me with another slip, like a group of cats, and my poker face that I finally tightened up immediately leaked to the bottom: "Don't get on, don't get on, I can't stand it...... Come down, you're going to crush me......"

Ren Xiaoyan and Jinlong and others next to her were happy, and she also gave me a trick by the way: "Do you have to change your speech, godfather is easy to cause ambiguity." ”

"What do you say?" I struggled and shouted, "You can't call me my father, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan's eyes purred: "Call my father-in-law!" It's called that in costume dramas. ”

I shouted impatiently: "Come down, children, my father-in-law has something to say!" "I still ignored me......

Just when my prestige was about to collapse completely, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and immediately shouted: "Come down, who doesn't come down and won't have food tomorrow!" ”

The Seven Killing Gourd Baby slipped off of me, standing in a row honestly, staring at me, and now I can be considered to have a complete understanding of the appearance - don't say it, this is really exactly the same as in the cartoon, standing at the front is the boss, then the second, then the third......

I walked around twice with my hands behind my back as the leader in this movie, turned around and cleared my throat and said, "Children, today is the day you grow up, and my father-in-law congratulates you!" ”

The Seven Killing Gourd Baby was shocked, and in an instant rushed over and crawled all over my body-Ren Xiaoyan leaned forward and leaned back with laughter: "What about you still talking like this?" Why bother, I'm sure you never messed up with the student council at school! ”

I was in such a hurry, where did I have time to care about this matter and couldn't lose face, so I directly confessed: "You have the ability, you come, come!" ”

"I'll come, I'll come!" Ren Xiaoyan snorted, walked over with three swayes as if provocatively, ignored the seven killings at all, and directly ordered the two fat cooks: "Come, fill the bowl!" ”

As soon as the bowl was full, the Seven Killing Gourd Baby instantly rushed down honestly and hugged it to eat, regretting that my intestines were green - hey, how did I forget this stubble, wasn't I quite sharp when I dealt with Simon, and I still lived back when I was old?

Is it really in response to the old saying: The IQ of a man in love is equal to that of a pig? Holy, it's a tragedy!