Ding Shengxian gasped for breath and said, "Oh mom, I'm scared to death, it's still a tigress if it's so ugly, it's disgusting to have flowers!" ”

I smiled and said, "It's good to have a fancy for you, what do you want!" ”

"I don't want flowers, I want smoke!" Ding Shengxian said with a look of fascination. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's a pity that reality is always cruel, I want to be like smoke, but I always come like a flower!" I said with an unfathomable smile.

"I don't want to be like flowers, like smoke, even if it's like frost!"

"Frost is as high as smoke!" I laughed.

Ding Shengxian said with a resentful face: "Then I'm still single......

"Well, it's better to have less than to overuse!"

Today I finally seized the opportunity to make fun of these two goods, I am not polite to him!

Ding Shengxian said: "What about you, you are separated from your junior sister, do you plan to find another one?" ”

As soon as I mentioned my junior sister, my heart became heavy again, the smile on my face instantly froze, and I began to lie on the table and pretend to be asleep.

After a few minutes, I suddenly heard Ding Shengxian yelling: "Rely on it, it's like a flower again, I'm going to pee!" ”

I looked up and saw an ugly woman sitting in the seat opposite him, this ugly girl was not fat, and she didn't look as hateful as the previous one, but her posture was so inferior that it made people not feel good.

When the ugly girl saw Ding Shengxian turn around and run, her self-confidence was immediately hit, and she left her seat silently with a red face.

After watching the ugly girl walk away, Ding Shengxian ran over, stroked his chest and said, "I'm scared to death, why do I like it like this like this?" ”

"Looks like you're really like it!" I laughed.

"No, if you want another Ruhua, I must push her to your seat!" Ding Shengxian felt angry, for more than half an hour, I didn't even have a woman sitting in front of me, it shouldn't be, I'm the same kind of person as him, and I should recruit a few Ruhua over.

It's a pity that he was disappointed, and another Ruhua came, no matter how Ding Shengxian sold me to the ugly girl, the ugly girl only looked at me from beginning to end, and never talked to me again.

It's like I'm air!

"Heaven, earth, can you give me a beauty?" Ding Shengxian's face was full of sadness, he has been favored by three ugly girls today, and he has never received such an "honor" in the past.

For a long time, no one sat across from us, as if we were cursed.

Ding Shengxian looked left and right, and when he saw that the beauties were sitting in front of others, he immediately scolded in a low voice: "Do good cabbages like to make pigs arch?" Why can't you choose to let people pick it? ”

I smiled, this guy is so funny.

Out of boredom, I fell asleep on the table again.

I don't know how long it took, but a staff member knocked on my desk and said with a smile: "Wake up, it's time to change positions." ”

I ignored her and continued to sleep mine.

The staff knocked on the side for a long time, and I was impatient to knock, but I still didn't bother to talk to her, because I was really sleepy, and I was in a bad mood, so I didn't want to move.

I fell asleep again in a daze, this time I fell asleep for a short time, estimated to be ten minutes, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a beautiful woman sitting next to me.

I was shocked, why is a beautiful woman sitting here? I looked up and saw that there was also a woman sitting next to the beautiful woman, and there was also a woman next to her.

Looking at the other side again, it was changed to a man.

Originally, the seats of men and women were reversed, but now women are in the seats, and the men choose on their own initiative.

This row of women in a whole circle, just me, a man sitting, is particularly eye-catching, from time to time women look at me, and secretly laugh, accompanied by some whispers.

When the beautiful woman next to me saw that I woke up, she suddenly said angrily: "I'm the No. 1 female guest, you should give me your seat, right?" ”

Female guest No. 1 was sitting uncomfortably in a chair with others, but now she is leaning over and communicating with a male guest sitting directly across from me.

I was embarrassed and was going to vacate my seat, but then I thought that if I stood up, I would have to look for someone.

I don't have this plan, firstly, I can't forget my junior sister in my heart, and secondly, I don't know who to look for, if I stand so stupidly, it will become more and more embarrassing, and when everyone sits, just you stand alone, then everyone's eyes will be focused on you alone, and that feeling will make people feel embarrassed.

Besides, even if I choose, I will definitely be rejected, and the peach blossom chop has worked! So I can't choose at all, so as not to make myself uncomfortable.

Yawning and rubbing my sleepy eyes, I lay down on the table again and went back to sleep.

"You ......" the beauty was angry, called the staff over, and said: "He woke up just now, please please ask him to leave, don't let him disturb my blind date." ”

The staff called me for a long time, but I was pretending to be asleep, can you wake me up?

In the end, I had no choice but to give up. The staff said: "In this case, you can sit opposite the No. 1 female guest, and a chair will be vacated." ”

"If I can't find a partner today, I'll look for you then, and this guy who pretends to be asleep, and settle accounts with you!" The beautiful woman snorted angrily, and after sending away the male guest sitting across from me, she reluctantly sat down.

Because I deliberately pretended to be asleep, I almost disrupted the rules of the blind date.

Originally, the male guests sat in a row and the female guests sat in a row, but now the No. 1 female guest was hurt by me to sit in a row with the male guests, and the male guests felt that it felt good to sit together, so many people proposed the rule.

The staff said: "The blind date in the afternoon will let you sit together, now please follow the rules, don't let some black sheep affect everyone's interest." ”

Damn, I'm the black sheep!

Do you really speak ill of me when I'm asleep?

Ding Shengxian, this guy didn't know which beauty he ran to and thundered, and I couldn't hear his movements around, so I pretended to be asleep for a while, and then I really fell asleep again.

The blind date party became my sleeping party.

A great blind date opportunity for others, others are trying to find the opposite sex they like, and want to end their single life as soon as possible.

But I didn't dare to take any action, I just hoped that the blind date would end early.

In the haze, I woke up again, lowered my head and still refused to get up, continued to pretend that I hadn't woken up yet, stuffed my hand into my trouser pocket and took out my mobile phone to check the time, it was only two and a half hours later, and there was still an hour and a half to finish.

My arms were numb when I slept, but I didn't dare to change my position at the moment, because the No. 1 female guest was sitting opposite me, she spoke a little harshly, her tone was sharp, she was not a good person to get along with, and before she fell asleep, she was choked up and speechless when she heard many male guests chatting with her.