Chapter Eighty-Four: Master Zu
"Bastard, you dare to be called a master in front of Master Zu!" I bluffed the "Maverick Master" with a straight face. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Who are you?" When Master Maverick heard my words, he was stunned for a moment, raised his head and asked stupidly.
"I am your brother's grandfather!" I glared at him and said.
"Nonsense!" Master Niu couldn't sit still, their brothers were all liars, where did they come from!
"I'm really your grandfather, if you don't believe this, you can ask your brother, he knows me!" I didn't blink my eyes, and continued without changing my face: "I'll pinch your fingers and calculate, your brother went to catch a ghost for a rich family today, and now you call his mobile phone, he will definitely not answer!"
If he can still answer the phone while squatting in the number, then he is a god! Actually, I'm not lying, in terms of deceiving people, I really am their brother's grandfather! If I don't die today, you Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Wang!
"Give me a call!" Master Maverick said to the young man beside him. It's not that he really thinks I'm their brother's grandfather, it's just that his eldest brother really went to hunt ghosts for a rich man surnamed Yang today, and what I said was clear-eyed and scared him.
"Can't get through!" The young man leaned into the calf master's ear and whispered.
"What about the others?" Maverick asked.
"I can't get through!" The young man shook his head and said.
"How is that possible?!" Master Niu's face was full of doubts, he knocked on the handle of the chair and pondered for a while, his eyes opened suddenly, he stood up and stared at me and asked, "Is something wrong with my brother?"
"Ahh Yes..."I was taken aback by the sudden change in the painting style of the cow master in front of me, and it took a long time before I stammered and said: "That, when your brother caught the ghost today, he failed to catch the ghost but was caught by the ghost, and then he used a knife to hack the other ghost catchers to death, and then cut his abdomen with a knife." Before he died, he told me that you would lie to people in Chakeng Village today and asked me to come to you, but I just saw that you were busy, so I didn't bother you......"
I followed his words, made up a story on the fly, and kept running the train with my mouth full!
"Bastard, where's my brother?" Maverick didn't believe my nonsense, but he was sure that something had happened to his brother.
"Your brother went straight to the crematorium after he died, and you might be able to see him one last time now......" I continued my rambling.
"Let's go!" Master Niu knew that if he continued to chat with me, there would be no results, so he simply went to Boss Yang's house to ask, and if he didn't go now, it would be troublesome if his brother really had an accident.
"Hey, hey, master, don't go! I borrowed the money...... Hey..."As soon as Liu Laohan saw that those "living immortals" were leaving, he was immediately in a hurry and hurriedly chased them out.
"Hey, old man, don't chase it!" I grabbed Liu Laohan and said.
"Who are you? What are you doing? Liu Laohan saw me pulling him, and saw those "living immortals" riding away on motorcycles, turned his head and said angrily.
"Didn't you just hear me talking to those guys? I'm their grandfather! It's the big cow and the little calf two lives... The ancestor of the living immortals! I said, spreading my hands.
"Will you go yin?" Liu Laohan looked at me suspiciously.
"Let's go... Going in the shade? Go to the yin, of course it will, I said that I was the ancestor of the living immortal just now, what I wouldn't do! I was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted and said.
The so-called walking in the yin is nothing more than the soul of the mage leaving the body and going to the underworld, as long as there is a Taoist cultivator! But I haven't tried it yet, and I don't want to try it, in case I go to the underworld that Yama is too enthusiastic, and it will be troublesome if he has to keep me as a guest and not let me come back!
"Really?" Liu Laohan still doesn't believe it!
"Pearls aren't that real!" I raised my head and said, with Lao Tzu's current cultivation, it is easier to go to Yin Si than to come to your Chakeng Village.
"Then master, can you take a trip to the yin for me to see my daughter?" Dead horses should be live horse doctors, anyway, the "living immortal" is gone, let the guy in front of you who claims to be the ancestor of the "living immortal" give it a try! Liu Laohan thought.
"What's wrong with your daughter in Hades?" I was stunned, your daughter is obviously in my hands, and now she is still locked in the Yin Talisman by me! How did you run away to the underworld? Could it be that you still have a daughter!
"Hey, master, please sit down, and I'll tell you about it slowly!" The living fairy is gone, and the play is gone, and the villagers disperse from Liu Laohan's house, and each goes back to his own house to find his own mother. Liu Laohan beckoned me to sit down.
"That's what my daughter did when she died... That's! It's the kind of not-so-glamorous profession! Liu Laohan said with some embarrassment: "More than half a year ago, in the urban area, I don't know what happened to her, she is gone, and what we went to get back was her ashes!"
Speaking of this, Liu Laohan wiped his tears and continued: "She has been giving me dreams, saying that she is cold, that she is lonely, that she is living very badly, I will find a living immortal, he said that my daughter because she did a dishonorable profession before her death, and after her death, her soul was locked up by Lord Yama in the Yin Division, and now she is being punished in the underworld prison......"
I see! As soon as I heard the villagers talking, I guessed that Liu Laohan invited the "living immortals" to come for his daughter's business, but I didn't expect that there were these reasons.
"Every time she gave me a dream, I burned a lot of things for her, but I don't know why she didn't receive it. So I wanted to ask someone to go to the underworld prison to see her and bring her something, so I found a living immortal and they ......," Liu Laohan said babblingly.
Your daughter didn't go to the underworld to report, she stayed in the hotel before, and then I took it in the talisman, of course she couldn't collect what you burned, and I don't know which ghost took it!
"And what do you want me to do?" I glanced at Liu Laohan and asked, "Do you want me to bring her to see you or do I want to take you to the underworld to see her?"
"Master, are you saying that you can bring me to the Yang Realm and call us a family?" Liu Laohan didn't believe his ears a little, he said happily: "But just now those living immortals said that they could only help me bring a few words to my daughter!" They won't be able to do the rest! ”
"How can they be compared to me! They didn't even learn a single hair from my feet, and they said that it was a lie! I said dismissively.
"Master, you said you could take my daughter out? Can Lord Yama agree? Aren't you robbing a prison? Liu Laohan asked.