Chapter 1252: A Human Tragedy!!
Returning to the world of the Avengers, Xin Han plans to rest for a while first, and select the injections he needs from the various ability factors that he has not had time to inject into his body. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
This will be a huge achievement, although his physical body is extremely powerful, but in order for the ability factor to fully fit with the body, it will take some time for the two to be more closely combined, and finally the body will be fully adapted.
But before that, there is one more important thing to do, which is to save Bruce Banner, who was extracted by him and whose body was frozen.
After a day of rest at home, he broke free from the pink legs and jade arms of his two wives early the next morning and teleported directly to Tony's villa.
Bruce Banner's body is frozen in Tony's underground lab.
Xin Han appeared directly in the laboratory, looked at Banner in the ice, checked that there was no problem, and immediately walked up, planning to say hello to Tony first, have breakfast and then work on Banner's affairs together.
But when he walked up from the basement, he found Tony lying on the bed with a big beautiful girl.
That big beauty looks beautiful, but what can this be, Xin Han can swear with Wolverine's life, he really didn't pay attention to the other party's graceful figure, beautiful appearance, and the beautiful mole on his forehead.
What embarrassed Xin Han was that the big beauty was still awake, half leaning on the head of the bed and reading the fashion magazine, and when she saw a stranger appearing, she immediately wrapped the quilt on the side, and then screamed.
"Damn, this is embarrassing!" Xin Han also secretly complained that he was reckless, he should have made a phone call first, or called Jarvis to inform, fortunately it wasn't Pepper, if he broke the little between Tony and Pepper, then he really couldn't meet Pepper in the future.
Tony was awakened by the scream, and sat up with a rollover, and glanced at Xin Han with sleepy eyes: "Hey...... Cheers, uncle! After saying that, he fell on the bed with a 'bang'.
As soon as Tony lay down, he reacted suddenly, and suddenly sat up: "Damn, uncle, when did you come back, you actually took advantage of you!" ”
As he spoke, he snatched the quilt of the woman next to him and wrapped it around him, and then reached out and patted the woman's beautiful buttocks: "Okay, don't hurry up, remember not to talk nonsense, you will receive a check for the satisfactory amount!" ”
The woman had been robbed of the quilt and was about to scold Tony for being a bastard, when she heard Tony say that she would receive a satisfactory check, she immediately pounced on her and kissed her, and then Dafang found her underwear in the messy clothes on the ground in front of Xin Han.
While getting dressed, he also threw winks at Xin Han.
Tony asked Xin Han to sit down for a while, and he didn't care about the woman and went into the bathroom by himself.
Xin Han had no choice but to sit on the sofa next to him, lit a cigar and smoked slowly to relieve the embarrassment at this time.
When the woman was leaving, she put a business card printed with her personal phone number on the coffee table in front of Xin Han, then winked at him and said softly: "Handsome guy, you have time to come out and drink together!" ”
Xin Han took a puff of smoke and passed: "Don't let me see you again, get out!" ”
The woman snorted and scolded, "No fun! After saying that, he twisted the waist of the water snake and walked out, and after analysis, Jarvis naturally did not block it and opened the door directly.
Waiting for Tony to wash up, he winked at Xin Han and quipped: "This girl is good, why refuse, don't worry about me, this is something I finally snatched from the old man, if you don't dislike it, you can try it, the kung fu is quite good!" ”
Tony, who had been transformed, was in the bathroom, but he could hear what the woman was saying.
Of course, Xin Han knew that this kid was making fun of himself, and pouted: "I don't like to share women with others, let alone ...... Forget it! He was sick to his stomach and hurriedly took a puff of his cigar to suppress the vomit.
Tony frowned, feeling that something was wrong, and hurriedly walked over and said, "No, uncle, you hurry up, there must be something I don't know!" ”
Xin Han waved his hand: "Forget it, let's not talk about it, let's get something to eat first, and then we'll start studying Banner's affairs!" ”
The more he didn't say it, the more Tony felt that there was something, suspiciousness was a common problem of smart people, and he was not spared as a genius, and immediately said: "Uncle, if you don't say it, I'll strike, and the two of us will break off the relationship!" ”
"Damn, you're not my son, I'm afraid you'll cut off relations with me!" Xin Han gestured with a middle finger.
Tony took out a box of cigars under the coffee table, lit one for himself, and continued: "Uncle, just talk about it, you have something to do with me in the future, and I will never refuse!" ”
Xin Han coughed lightly: "Okay, I said that you can't play with Lao Huo, guess why he gave this girl to you!" ”
"Why?"
Xin Han coughed lightly again: "You definitely haven't read the latest entertainment reports, when I came back last night, your two aunts were watching entertainment gossip shows, according to the revelations, the winner of this issue of Miss Mi Guo, who had sex reassignment surgery when she was a child, Lao Huo must have known the news so she gave up!" ”
Before he finished speaking, Tony's face was green, yesterday he was hugging the 'beauty', how could he have time to read any entertainment reports, and hurriedly asked Jarvis to call up the relevant news in a trembling voice.
As a result, after looking at the familiar close-up photos of the entertainment headlines, he asked Xin Han with a one-hundred-millionth luck mentality: "Uncle, you said that I drank so much whiskey yesterday, will I drink too much and do nothing!" ”
"Do you believe it yourself?" Xin Han held back a smile, after this product has been transformed by the Super Soldier Potion and the Perfect T Virus, let alone drinking whiskey, even if it is directly drinking alcohol, it is like drinking water, how can it be drunk.
The next moment, there was a terrible cry suddenly from Tony's villa, it was sad to hear and tears to hear, a tragedy in the world, Tony put on his armor and was about to go to Lao Huo to play for his life, Xin Han hurriedly asked Jarvis to unload his armor.
"Big nephew, if you want to open up, how can you say it's also a new experience, your uncle and I don't have the courage to take this step, congratulations on you have already taken it!"
Tony jumped straight to his feet: "Experience a fart!" was cheated by the old man, I said why did he suddenly set his goal on the runner-up of Miss Mi Guo, it turned out that he knew about this matter and was afraid that I would rob him again! ”
"Jarvis give me the old guy!"
In an instant, the holographic projection connects the video, and Howard is sitting on the bed with a gypsy-style beauty in his arms, with a small square table in front of him, and steaks on it, it seems that the old guy is enjoying the perfect girl and then starting to enjoy the food.
Howard was called chic, and when he saw Xin Han, he immediately laughed happily: "Hey, Xin, when did you come back, wait until you turn around and call Steve, let's get together!" ”
Tony said angrily on the side: "Gather a fart, old guy, did you think you already knew?" ”
Lao Huo's face changed, knowing that the matter was exposed, he hurriedly waved his hand to Xin Han: "I'll go to the monkey to hide for a while, and go to the island to find me if there is something!" ”
After he finished speaking, he turned off the communication directly despite Tony's shouting, to be honest, Xin Han is also a black line, he has seen a cheating father, but he has never seen such a pit son.
Since Lao Huo became a young man in his twenties and thirties, he began to compete with Tony for the rare resource of beauty, but he didn't expect the means to be so ...... Wretched.