If Xia Dongliang and Tang Dou saw this head balloon, they might think that Lao Zhang had become a worm, that is, a fallen head. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The balloon had a smiling expression, just like the worm drop when its head was separated, a strange head floating alone, except that the balloon had an extra line that naturally drooped than the worm drop.

It was childhood when a child was playing in an amusement park with the string of a balloon. The man holds the string of the balloon to form the shape of a heart, which is love. But if you encounter a human head balloon in the Land of No Return, that's the end, the end of life.

The human head balloon floated a little higher than Lao Zhang, and it slowly rotated around Lao Zhang, and the drooping thread slowly wrapped around Lao Zhang's neck, trying to strangle him to death.

Although Lao Zhang will not be strangled to death, after all, he is a living dead and no longer has to live on oxygen. But he was still angry, a balloon with its own appearance flew around him all day long, and tried to strangle himself.

Although Lao Zhang is not afraid, he is very annoying. Every time the balloon is taken away, it will float back slowly, and it can't shake it off.

It's so angry, this balloon is so ugly!

It looks light and doesn't have any lethality. But it's so confident, so confident, so confident, trying to kill me and being confident. Fuck off, your confidence! Lao Zhang grabbed the human head balloon with both hands and pinched it hard.

The human head balloon and Lao Zhang's human head burst at the same time, and the balloon fragments and the arc drawn by Lao Zhang's skin debris were exactly the same.

The skull crackled to the ground, and the headless old Zhang remained standing still. Xiao Yu walked up to him, waved at Lao Zhang's eyeballs that fell to the ground, and asked, "Sir, are you okay?" ”

Lao Zhang's hands and feet were flustered, obviously a little shocked. He first crossed his hands on his hips, then scratched his buttocks, and finally gave Xiaoyu a thumbs up.

His mouth that fell to the ground and the mutilated tissue vibrated and he said: "The 'method of carving heads' of the Luotou people really lives up to its name, and the balloon of the egg is running around me, and I can't fight back, and the balloon will be destroyed when it explodes." Tsk, when the dolls from the Naihe Bridge School come, they will die an ugly death! ”

Xiao Yu, who was on the side, bent down to pick up Lao Zhang's head and put it back together piece by piece. As fragments of tissue from the living dead, each of them had its own consciousness, and the bones jumped onto Lao Zhang's neck like stacks of arhats, and gradually, the skull was pieced back into its original shape.

Xiaoyu put the brain into the cranial cavity, and she helped Lao Zhang cover the skull. The bone fragments are attracted to each other, so that the skull, which is full of cracks, does not fall apart. It's just that Lao Zhang's face can't be put back, and the skin of the living dead is really as fragile as paper paste compared to the bones.

If so many scattered little skin are put together into a face, it will not look good, and it will make me look wrinkled. Lao Zhang decided to be shameless for the time being, and looked for an opportunity to pick up a whole piece of the faces of other living dead.

I want a handsome face. Lao Zhang thought.

Xiao Yu said: "The human head balloon is very magical, but it is also not easy to make, the method of carving the head is the forbidden art of our clan, and the raw materials it needs violate the basic principles of the people who fall into the head." If the Holy King discovers the use of the method of carving, I will be dragged out of the land of no return to bask in the sun. ”

Lao Zhang said: "Don't worry, when you help me get rid of those little dolls, you will make a great contribution to Wang Chao." When our king's nest annexes the original funeral department, you will be the holy king. ”

"The Nine Shadows Saint King."

"Yes, yes, it's the Nine Shadows Saint King, you can sit in his place." Lao Zhang is glad that he has no face now, and even if he has a face, he will not blush. He was full of cannons and nonsense, and he actually deceived a worm who was willing to betray his clan for him, and he really admired himself.

Lao Wang entered the Land of No Return without the permission of the king's nest and got in touch with the original funeral department of the exchange channel. They deceived the Nine Shadows Saint King by saying that they were victims who had come to the resurrection with the consent of the king's nest, and that they had not had time to open the relevant documents because of the urgency of the external war situation.

The leader of the Ministry of Rites, who was in charge of the resurrection of the living dead, believed them, because they had met each other, and the Nine Shadows Saint King knew that these three old protectors had worked for the king's nest for decades.

The Nine Shadows Saint King is the patriarch of the Wormfall Clan, and he has nine heads. At the same time, he is also one of the three kings of the funeral plain, and he is as famous as the princess of Hades.

Lao Zhang met Xiaoyu by the river, when she was lying alone at the bottom of the river. Silver lobsters swam swiftly in the river, and they swam down the river into the distance.

Lao Zhang thought this lobster was very interesting and strange. He had heard that there were no animals in the Land of No Return, only plants with no intelligence to survive. He was very excited to see the lobster, and opened his hands to catch a handful in the river.

As a result, Xiaoyu was picked up.

They started chatting, she said that she wanted to kill someone, Lao Zhang told her: "Then you have a dream, there are no humans in the Land of No Return, do you dare to go outside?" ”

She said she had seen two humans who had entered the Land of No Return, a man and a woman - and she was going to kill the man.

Which man? It should be Huang Yan, this kid made it like an earthquake when he made a sacrifice. He is very famous as a young and powerful person in the Naihe Bridge School, and I have also fought against him.

Anyway, everyone in the bridge school has to die! Lao Zhang identified it as the Empress Yan and said, "What a coincidence, I will kill him too." ”

Xiao Yu is talking about Xia Dongliang, and Lao Zhang is talking about Huang Yan. Humans in the Land of No Return cannot survive for a long time, and the humans in the Land of No Return during this time period can be counted with their fingers. Xiao Yu and Lao Zhang thought they were talking about the same person.

With the idea that the enemy's enemy is a friend, the two hit it off, planning to set a trap to catch Xia Dongliang and them. Xiao Yu said that she knew a killing formation, which could definitely kill all humans. Lao Zhang said he didn't believe it, and Xiaoyu said why don't you try it?

So the scene just came about.

Lao Zhang asked: "You just said that the raw materials of the human head balloon violate your basic principles, is it so mysterious?" Tell me, what is it made of? ”

Xiao Yu touched his neck and said, "The raw material is the head of the worm, and the human head balloon just now was made from a good sister of mine." I used to have a lot of good sisters, eating together, chatting together, I taught them how to seduce men, I taught them how to eat talent fashion. ”

Lao Zhang complained: "If I were still a human now, I would be very scared." ”

Xiaoyu continued: "But a few days ago, after I failed to seduce men, they actually laughed at me and made fun of me. Those sluts, I was blind and mingled with them. I understood it now, so I cut off the connection between their bodies and their heads while they went out to forage at night. I'm going to make them human head balloons and make them avenge me! ”

Lao Zhang echoed and said: "I can understand, I also have two good brothers who have been fighting and killing for decades. The last time we fought, two of the three of us died, and the one who was alive brought two corpses here and to the Land of No Return. Of the three brothers, there are two living dead and one alive, is this egg a thing? If you want to die together, you want to live together, and all three of them are living dead, then it is righteous enough. ”

Fortunately, he finally got his senses, killed himself, and became the living dead...... They didn't force me to do it. Lao Zhang thought.

Lao Zhang asked Xiaoyu: "How many sisters do you have?" ”

Xiaoyu said: "Don't ask so disgustingly, just ask directly about the amount of materials, I don't have any intimate contact with those sluts...... After blowing up the one just now, there are still three left. ”

Lao Zhang thought that there should be three people making trouble at the altar at that time, and three should be enough. Who knew that Xiaoyu said at this time:

"I'm going to paint his face on all three balloons."

Lao Zhang said that this is a bit wasteful, and resources should be used rationally. But Xiaoyu's attitude is very tough, she has too much resentment towards Xia Dongliang, complaining that he has ruined her star image among the clansmen. Lao Zhang said that he couldn't help her, so he had to give up.

Huang Yan has been solved, and I have to deal with Duan Keqin's little granddaughter who played with fire, as well as the snipers in the distance at that time, and I can win by some means. Lao Zhang feels that with his current strength, there should be no problem with one hitting two.

He didn't know about Xia Dongliang's existence yet.

"Last time, I was put on a swing by the little doll who played with fire, and this time I want her to pay it back!" Lao Zhang said.