In the nineties, the wind blew all over China, and finally stopped in this year, and no matter how violent the wind was, there was a day when it was pressed down by the dust. But for this small mountain village, nothing has changed, how it was in the past, how it is now, eating, sleeping, noisy between husband and wife, and resting early at night...... Shirtyang is a small town in south-central Yunnan, extremely closed, if it weren't for the loudspeaker transmitting the sound outside, it can be said that it is the place that hides in the depths of the peach blossoms and does not know the Wei and Jin dynasties.

Mao Jian was wearing a green liberation hat on his head, but it was already white, his temples were slightly white, his face looked extremely thin, his high cheekbones were very prominent, and his eyes were shining. With a small mustache on his lips and large folds on his face, as if he had been cut with a knife, such an honor makes people a little uncomfortable, or rather strange to the point of being too much.

It rained for a while on this day, and then it was sultry, and the sweat particles of beans oozed from his forehead, Mao Jian took a puff of dry tobacco, sighed slightly, and said to his mother-in-law: "I said daughter-in-law, why am I always restless today, could something happen?" His daughter-in-law was a typical rural woman, with thick feet and big hands, and she looked like she was good at work, but she frowned slightly, and sighed and said, "What else can I do, either it's too hot, or the wild boar has eaten the crops, or the little soldier is the criminal." After speaking, he sighed, Mao Jian listened, shook his head, then nodded again, shook his head again, suddenly put his hand into the bag of his linen clothes, took out five copper coins, looked at it, sighed and said, "Eh, forget it." Then he stuffed back the copper coin he took out, and his daughter-in-law looked at him and smiled slightly, and said, "You old man, you know that you won't be able to do it, why do you take it out?" After that, continue to do the work at hand.

And the little military criminal they are talking about is the child of their own family - Mao Shouyi, speaking of Mao Shouyi, it can be said that he is a celebrity in the village, or even a celebrity in the village but a celebrity in this big town. On this day, he was surrounded by a large group of cubs, everyone had a large patch of mud on their faces, Mao Shouyi stood in the middle of everyone, luck refreshed, a very focused look, suddenly, raised his right hand, and slammed it down, with expectation in everyone's eyes, with fear, when Mao Shouyi completed this series of actions, everyone was quiet, and after a few seconds, suddenly there was a large laughter, one of the children laughed directly and his face was purple, Mao Shouyi was also purple, and after a while, Only then did he hurriedly say: "Don't blame me, it's this mud that can't be done, what are you laughing at, what's wrong with your face, what are you eggplant sperm?" The sarcastic dog said with a smile: "Come on, Maomao, this is the mud that three cows stepped on to make bricks, no, no, this is the third time, it's embarrassing." When Mao Shou heard this, his face changed several times, and he said: "Okay, you guys, Lao Tzu has mud, the big hero is willing to gamble and lose, you guys!" After hearing this, several people were even more happy, laughing in their hearts one by one, taking out the mud, spitting on a mouthful of saliva, kneading and kneading, making a pot-shaped, lifting it high, falling down one after another, and then bursting one by one.

Whenever a person breaks a big hole in his mud pot, Mao Shouyi has to pull down the mud that can make up the hole to the other party, every time he loses one, he pulls a piece, every time he loses a piece, a large ball of mud, suddenly there is only a fist-sized piece, Mao Shouyi's face is getting more and more ugly, which is to mud, this is obviously his own meat, it is easy to steal such a lump from the earthen kiln, and now he is all serving the people wholeheartedly, can he not be sad?

But everyone was still fighting, and the dog egg broke another one, stretched out his hand to Mao Shouyi and said: "Mao Mao ~ worm ~ give it to me!" Saying that, he deliberately dragged out the tone, Mao Shouyi's eyes were red, and suddenly he sneered: "Hehe, it's good, it's good, it's all for you." I saw that he made the mud in his hand into a pot shape, took out a small **, sprinkled some yellow things into it, urinated, and shook it, the dog looked at him, all stunned, secretly wondered if he would be crazy, but there was a faint sense of foreboding in his heart, suddenly, Mao Shou raised the thing in his hand, and threw it at the dog, the dog was so frightened that he suddenly screamed, this is not called, a call, the two are about the same size, Mao Shouyi's hand is aimed at his face, this call, a mouth, oops, that sour, don't dare to mention it again.

Mao Shouyi wilted since he was a child, and when he saw this situation, since he succeeded, it was naturally good to run away, and after a while, the dog reacted and hurriedly wiped his face, which is wiping his face, it is simply a child's urine mask, which is more and more aggrieved, and he can't chase Mao Shouyi, and he can't beat it, only a depressed tone, tears flowed from a yellow face, and shouted hatefully: "Caterpillar, you are miserable, I want to tell your father, you are miserable." ”。

This Mao Shouyi, who has always been very single, has not taken care of the other party's threat when he launched a ruthless attack, turned his face, and shouted at the dog: "How is it, my urine is still delicious, it looks like honey water, it's cheap for you, I can't bear to ask me for your aunt's child, you taste it." In a word, the dog almost fainted, and quickly picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at Mao Shouyi, but he couldn't hit the left and right, and he was even more angry.

Mao Shou smiled and said, "Haha, I don't have time to mess around with you here, I have to go, by the way, I invite you to eat something good next time." He patted his ass as he spoke. Jumping and running away, these friends waited for the two to fight, and the result was over, they were all unfinished, only the dog was alone, biting his lower lip with the upper teeth of the missing front teeth, as if he had made a lot of determination, and said: "You wait, wait!" "It seems like I'm still cheering myself up.

Mao Shouyi said that he ran away, but his face became even more gloomy, and he looked worried, and the other partners also dispersed, holding today's harvest, a big lump of mud. Walking and walking, he stopped, leaned against a tree, and said to himself: "Hey, it's really stabbed in the sky, it's a mess, if my father knows, it's three, my ass, my butt hurts, if you want me to copy the scriptures, introspect, my mother, miscellaneous, miscellaneous?" As he spoke, he seemed to cooperate with himself, and his whole body trembled.