Sui Qian's face was entangled, she paced back and forth and rubbed her hands, and I held her down: "Don't hesitate, summon Liu Feng's soul in a slippery way!" ”

Sui Qian nodded vigorously as if she had made up her mind, "Okay, I'll try!" ”

The rest of the people gathered around, Sui Qian half-knelt beside the poor Son of the Wind, put her hands on Liu Feng's chest, closed her eyes, and began to recite an obscure incantation in her mouth...... Just kidding, Sui Qian is using an ability, not magic, how can she need to chant a spell~~ After Sui Qian put her hand on Liu Feng's chest for about three seconds, her hand began to emit the kind of faint blue light that made people feel that her body was cold from the inside out, and a cold wind suddenly appeared in the research institute at the right time.

I raised my hand and was a pop: "Lily, turn off the air conditioner!" I've told you several times, don't turn on the air conditioner when Sui Qian is playing summoning! ”

Lily shuddered: "Boss, it's really not me this time......"

I suddenly had a spirit, I damn it, is it really a yin wind?!

Just when I was thinking about it and broke out in a cold sweat, the voice of the shy female warrior rang out, "Boss, it's the wall that is ventilating...... I haven't fixed the place I broke yesterday. ”

Forehead......

At this time, the light on Sui Qian's hand had increased to a somewhat dazzling level, and then a "bang" was heard, and the light of Sui Qian's injury exploded, and the strong light generated in an instant made us unable to open our eyes for a while. Before I could regain my sight, a familiar voice sounded in my ears: "はじめまして、ここはどこですか?" ”

Me: "......"

I pulled Sui Qian, who was also in a daze, "Sui Qian, this voice sounds familiar, but how do I feel that what he said seems to be neon......"

Sui Qian scratched her head, tilted her head sideways and looked at "Liu Feng" who was looking around with a puzzled expression, "I don't know, I remember that Liu Feng can't speak neon language, is it the wrong soul?" I'll just say I haven't tried it, you want me to try it......"

I pursed my lips, turned my head and stared at "Liu Feng" for more than ten seconds, then took out the PDA and flipped through it for a while to find a translation software, and tried to communicate with "Liu Feng".

Me: "Well, tell me first, who are you?" ”

Liu Feng, who was speaking neon language, grabbed my hand after listening to the words translated by PDA, and his face was full of excitement: "Oh, I finally understood, it's great." When we first met, my name was Kaede Rukawa and I was a basketball player, so where was this place? ”

Me: "......, Sui Qian!" Didn't you tell me that pure fictional characters can't be summoned...... What's going on with the characters of this ancient island anime that is remastered every dozen years?! Anyway, do you play summoning according to the pronunciation of your name?! ”

Sui Qian spit out her pink tongue, don't sell cuteness to me at this time! "Probably because of the parallel universe, some scholars say that when humans build another world in books, games, or even dreams, that virtual world will be born as a parallel existence to our world, and the reason why we say parallel is because there will never be interference in theory. This is a very complex theory, and no one has been able to confirm or disprove it so far. Maybe I was trying to conjure spirits and communicated to the world of Slam Dunk. ”

I touched my chin and nodded thoughtfully, "Well, that makes sense, but Sui Qian, you have to know that our book is not an infinite flow of stories...... Anyway, you get this back first. ”

I turned my head and put on a weasel expression (old crab, do you describe the male protagonist like that!? "Handsome guy, here, it's the first train station of Pluto Erli Bridge, you just got off the wrong station, and now we want to send you back." Do it! The last two words were said to a few people around them, everyone hurriedly pressed the "Liuchuan Feng" who was so dazed that he forgot to struggle on the ground, Sui Qian's hand flashed, and it was pressed on his chest, "poof", a burst of mist escaped from Liu Feng's body, and his body returned to the state of a corpse.

I wiped my forehead, "Sui Qian, try again, this time remember to indicate that it is the world of "Hair Distribution Earth" when communicating with the soul, don't make a mistake again." ”

Sui Qian took a deep breath and looked at me with a swear: "Don't worry, boss, with the experience of last time, this time it won't be wrong." With that, he put his hands on Liu Feng's body again, and gradually, the faint blue light on Sui Qian's hand increased to the dazzling level just now, and at this moment, a hateful Xiaoqiang took advantage of the wind blowing in from the crack in the wall and landed on Sui Qian's hand...... Here's what happened after that: Sui Qian's eyes widened and she let out a scream that shattered half of the institute's glassware, while she threw her hand to the side, and I was on the side......

That's right! That's how bloody it is! I was touched by her!

Then my consciousness disappeared...... When I regained consciousness again, as I expected, I was standing at the head of the bridge again......

I stood there and looked around, huh? Today, Meng Po came out to set up a stall. I floated over leisurely and greeted the old man cordially: "Good morning, how is your business today?" ”

Meng Po raised her head and saw that it was me, and her face suddenly became ugly, "Yo, it's you kid, do you know that last time, in order to fight for you, I had a fierce fight with that birdman (archangel Michael), and as a result, I was locked up for violating the "Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence of the Underworld-Underworld-Heaven"! Hurry up, give me this bowl of soup to drink in one go, lest they come to steal business again in a while, since you migrated out of the earth, my performance has been getting worse and worse. ”

Meng Po was thinking in pieces, while sprinkling chopped coriander into the soup for me, I quickly flashed to the side, "Old lady Meng, you don't need to serve me soup!" I'm not here to reincarnate today...... Phew, why is this so awkward. Well, do you see a kid in a trench coat and sunglasses? It looks like a sao bag. ”

When Meng Po heard that I didn't drink the soup, her face suddenly deteriorated again, "What are you still dangling around me if you don't drink the soup!" You said that the boy was taken by Hades and his daughter-in-law, and exchanged five ghosts from me, saying that he wanted to be lucky, and he would be sent back to the world in a few days. Tut-tut, being targeted by the queen of the underworld, looking at his small body, tsk, I really don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. ”

Me: "......" Looks like this kid is fine, that's fine...... What a p! Uncle Ben is still here! Who's going to send me back!? I turned my head to look at Meng Po, who was sprinkling green onions into the pot, "Mrs. Meng, do me a favor and send me back~"

Meng Po gave me a fierce look of contempt with her domineering high and low eyebrows, "Sending souls back to the world without permission is a violation of the "Prefecture Public Security Administration Punishment Regulations", why do you beg me to help you, you poor and white?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders indifferently: "Anyway, it's not me who privately traded souls with the Queen of the Underworld, and it doesn't matter if you don't help me, I'll go to Cui Fujun for trial first, see you later." ”

Meng Po grabbed me with a painful look on her face, "Okay, okay, even if the old lady I obeyed you, I know that as long as I run into you, it will be no good, alas, I won't come if I have nothing to do in the future, and I will be annoyed when I see you." ”

I smiled helplessly: "You think I want to ...... Yes! Why did you knock me away again!? Won't you have any other way to teleport—"

Thanks to the experience of the first two times...... To be honest, I really didn't want this experience! This time, I was able to return to the world without any problems.

When I opened my eyes, I unsurprisingly saw the anxious gazes of a group of people. I coughed lightly twice and sat up from the ground, Lily was the first to come over: "Boss, how is it, is it heaven or hell this time?" ”

Before I could make a move, Pan Yang slapped her aside, "How do you speak?" This girl, I really don't know which one is lighter and which is heavier. Boss, is Meng Po soup good? ”

"Get out of the way for me, too!" I slapped Pan Yang away, and Yu Yan squeezed over, "You scared me to death just now......"

I could only smile and raise my eyes to glance at Sui Qian, the female summoner was lowering her head and making a child's appearance of admitting her mistake. "Ahem, Sui Qian, don't worry, I don't blame you for what happened just now. Liu Feng's matter has been settled, you and Long Wu can get him a device to preserve his body for a while, he is only temporary...... It's just out of body for a while, and I'll be alive in a few days. ”

Sui Qian just nodded as if the chick pecked rice, as for what I said, I guess she didn't care at all, I think even if I said "marry me" at this time, she could agree.

Gently pushing Yu Yan away in my arms, I stood up and stretched comfortably, well, I am still comfortable living, I guess I am the most qualified to say this......

After such a toss, everyone was not in the mood to watch TV shows, and they all withdrew to Zhang's villa to play a killing game. Before leaving, I explained to Sui Qianlongwu two more sentences: "Remember to install a lamp in the device to preserve your body, or replace it with a transparent shell, so as not to think that you have been buried and scared to death after Liu Feng returns to his soul." Oh, by the way, did you take apart that washing machine that was sent the day before yesterday? ”

The two scientific research girls shuddered in unison, "It's open...... Boss, please say it in advance next time before we let us do this, even if we are engaged in scientific research, we can't accept it even if we are engaged in scientific research for a while, don't overestimate the ability of the two of us to bear it......"

I smiled embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I was afraid that you two wouldn't help you after telling you." By the way, did you take it out and freeze it again? ”

"It's frozen...... Boss, tell me the truth, who is this man? How great a sin did he have in his life, so that you could treat his body so cruelly? ”

"You say he, he's the captain before me."

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