286:Returning Yang Grass and Yang Soup (1)
Lin Xin said: "Then I'll wait for you, let's come together, and we will go back together." ”
"Won't it delay your work tomorrow morning?" I asked.
"It's okay, it's a big deal, I'll call tomorrow and ask for half a day off." Lin Xin wanted to see if I could figure out what was wrong, and she was afraid that something was wrong with the ants she refined, so her conscience was not good.
For lunch, we ate at Chen's house, and the meals made for funerals in the countryside here are similar to ours, with tofu and cabbage stewed vegetables, mutton steamed buns, one person carries a bowl, finds a corner and squats down to eat with relish.
Ye Lan and Lin Xin looked around, and were not embarrassed to squat in the corner with the bowl at all, so they brought the food to the bedroom before.
Also, two beautiful girls squatting in the corner with bowls and eating like big men picking their feet, which is too damaging to the image.
Ye Lan was too worried, and sighed after taking two bites.
Lin Xin had a good appetite, and said while eating: "I remember when I was a child, I had such a banquet when I went to visit relatives with my parents, and I haven't eaten such a meal in the countryside for more than ten years now, and it's quite delicious." ”
"The big pot of rice does taste good, I didn't expect you, a goddess, not to dislike the dirty cauldron in the countryside. Now many hypocritical people say that this kind of banquet in the countryside is dirty, saying that it is for feeding pigs, and if you don't eat it, forget it, and you have to make sarcastic remarks. Ye Lan sighed, chatted with Lin Xin, and said a few more words, and she could feel better.
Lin Xin smiled and said: "The goddess is called by others randomly, you look good, you can also eat this kind of food, there is no hypocrisy, it seems that you have a good upbringing since childhood." ”
Ye Lan squeezed out a very reluctant smile and said, "Beautiful sister, after your reminder, I know that there is still a kindness from my parents that has not been repaid, and I will not think about following him." After sending him away tomorrow, I will try not to think about him in the future, but in my subsequent marriage, can you and your junior brother find a way to help me again, I don't want that kind of tragic marriage, the cost is easy to discuss. ”
Lin Xin was stunned, she just casually mentioned her upbringing, which could also remind her of her parents' kindness and dispel her thoughts of suicide.
Crooked, so good!
"I'll let my junior brother try his best to help you, I'll only play Gu, nothing else. My junior brother is an all-rounder, he knows a lot, telling fortunes, reading feng shui, catching ghosts, resolving them, and getting married! When Lin Xin talked about me, her eyebrows fluttered unconsciously, as if she was very proud.
Ye Lan smiled: "Beautiful sister, do you like your junior brother?" ”
"I didn't ...... There is no ......"
"No, then what are you blushing about?" Ye Lan asked with a wicked smile.
"Why, don't talk nonsense." Lin Xin's face was already red and dripping blood.
Ye Lan's mood finally improved a little, so she naturally wouldn't let Lin Xin go, so she continued to joke: "If you like it, hurry up and confess, don't follow me, I was shy and reserved at the beginning, and I didn't dare to confess, but now I am waiting for a corpse, and this relationship will end forever before it starts." ”
Lin Xin pondered, she had other things in her heart and had a lot of scruples, so although she listened to what Ye Lan said, she would not put it into practice.
At least for now, the time is not yet ripe. Talk about feelings easily, at least one party will die!
After I finished eating, I walked to the room to look for them, and when I saw that the goddess was eating with oil, I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Look at you like that, do you still have a goddess fan, give you a tissue, wipe it quickly." ”
"Huh? Have it? Lin Xin's face turned red, and she hurriedly took out the mirror from her bag and looked at it, and found that her rosy lips were stuck with a layer of yellow oil, which was ugly, so she grabbed a tissue and wiped her mouth.
"Hehe, a woman is a person who pleases herself!" Ye Lan laughed quietly.
Lin Xin's face turned red again, she didn't dare to speak, lowered her head and quietly pinched Ye Lan, glared at her, and told her to shut up.
It was so noisy outside that I couldn't think, so I closed the door and sat in the room with two beautiful women, and I sat alone in the corner and began to think.
Lin Xin has been secretly looking at me, and Ye Lan, sometimes looking at me and sometimes at Lin Xin, and secretly smiling and whispering, which made Lin Xin's pretty face red and white for a while.
After a long time, I suddenly thought that something was wrong, so I stood up and shouted, "I want to open the coffin for an autopsy!" ”
"What!?" The two girls screamed and opened the coffin for an autopsy, they didn't dare to think of such a terrible thing.
I pushed open the door and walked out to find Uncle Chen, and the two girls followed behind me and pulled my shirt and said, "Don't come nonsense, this is a big deal, and if you don't get it, you will be beaten out." ”
"I'm measured, you stay in the bedroom and don't come out, it's bad luck." I pushed them in and closed the door.
When I found Uncle Chen, I said, "I think your son may not be dead, can you let me see his body?" ”
"You're not making fun of me, are you?" Uncle Chen was suspicious, the body had been placed for six days, his heartbeat had long since stopped, and he was dead, and now he must not believe it if someone told others that he was not dead.
"Let me see, it's not buried yet, anyway, you just need to open the lid of the coffin."
The lid of the coffin is only covered, and there is no nail sealed, and the person who dies horizontally is not like a person who dies normally, lying in the coffin without the lid of the coffin, so that the family members, relatives, and friends of the deceased can pay homage to the remains.
The lid of the coffin should be closed to prevent the bad luck from spreading in the house.
"Are you sure? If there is no hope, what if the coffin lid is opened, and the bad luck fills the house? ”
"Don't worry, I have a way to get rid of bad luck. You also want your son to be resurrected, right? ”
Uncle Chen said: "Then who doesn't want it, it's too painful for a white-haired person to send a black-haired person." Are you sure? ”
"Yes!"
Uncle Chen glanced around and said, "You have to be absolutely sure, otherwise I can't be the master alone, these relatives in my family are more fierce, if they see you fooling me, they won't be able to spare you." ”
"Open the coffin!" If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't have done such an unfortunate thing, and I'm not an idle egg!
Uncle Chen pulled up the curtain in front of the coffin and pushed the lid forward a few centimeters so that his son's head was exposed.
I looked at it, put on gloves and pinched Chen Jia's philtrum and snort, and then opened his eyelids, and found that the color of his eyes had changed, from black to a little transparent. This is a sign of the loss of the soul!
The temperature of his corpse had not completely become cold, that is, there was still the last shred of warmth, which was also a sign that he was not dead.
I now understand that he was so frightened that he was so frightened out of his body that he was in a car accident, and not just hit and died.