Chapter 286: I Am the People
As for whether to really let those two rats be policemen, this Wang Yuanfang didn't care. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Anyway, the IQ of those two rats is not good, with his ability from afar, it is easy to fool them!
"Okay!" Lin Tian on the other end of the phone gritted his teeth and said: "There are two people who apply for fake certificates in my bureau, and I will ask them to make two police cards of the criminal police team and send them to you together with the police uniform!"
"By the way, what's their name? Do you have a photo? Have their name and photo on the ID! Lin Tian said suddenly.
"Hey, hey...... What do you want to call them, rats? Your name should be written on the police card! Wang Yuanfang covered his mobile phone and shouted at the two mice in the house.
"Brother Fang, I'm going to call... Call... And what? The hamster was suddenly confused, and for a moment he couldn't think of a suitable name.
"Why don't you make one for us?" The little gray squirrel said to Wang Yuanfang.
"Okay, little handsome mouse, your name is Bai Qifeng!" Then Wang Yuanfang pointed to the gray mouse and said, "Your name is Luo Fei'an!"
"Brother Fang, have you already thought of these names?" The hamster asked curiously, "How did you come up with the idea to give us that name?" What a strange name......"
"Ahem...... That's not the point! Wang Yuanfang changed the topic and said: "You go and take a shower, and when the police uniform and police card are delivered, you will be a policeman, and after you put on the police uniform, you will become a human being!"
"Bai Qifeng obeys!"
"Luo Fei'an obeys!"
The two rats gave a strange salute, and then ran into the house with a puff of smoke! After the two rats left, Wang Yuanfang let go of his mobile phone and said to Lin Tian on the other end of the phone: "One is called Bai Qifeng, the other is called Luo Fei'an, the gender is casual, and the photos are casual... Uh, don't be too casual about this, find two good-looking ones, just follow Liu Yifei's appearance! ”
If Wang Yuanfang sent Lin Tian two photos of mice, Lin Tian would definitely go crazy! Anyway, the police card is fake, and I don't care about getting more fake photos! It's a big deal, just let those two rat demons change according to the photos on the police card!
And considering that it was his own follower, Wang Yuanfang naturally hoped that the two mice would become more beautiful when they turned into human shapes, and it was best to be as pleasing to the eye as Liu Yifei!
I have to say that Lin Tian is still very efficient, Wang Yuanfang went to the school for a turn, and after registering with a counselor, Lin Tian called to say that the police uniform and police officer ID had been completed, and someone was being sent over! Let Wang Yuanfang hurry up and let people go downstairs to pick up things!
"Lao Lin's efficiency is good, let's pit him less when I help him catch ghosts next time!" Wang Yuanfang took the police uniform and police ID card from a policeman, and muttered to himself as he turned to go upstairs.
"Rats, come out and get dressed!" Wang Yuanfang rushed into the house with a police uniform and shouted: "Put on this police uniform, you are a criminal policeman!"
"Squeak ......"
"Wow......"
The two rats looked at the police uniform in Wang Yuanfang's hand, jumping up and down excitedly, squeaking and screaming! They didn't expect that their desire to be a criminal police officer would come true so easily!
"Alright, stop screaming!" Wang Yuanfang drank the two rats that looked like they had been knocked with medicine, threw the two police officer cards in front of them, and said, "You two will turn into human forms according to the appearance above!" Then put on a police uniform and I'll see how it goes! ”
"Squeak... Good! The two rats quickly opened their police cards, looked at the photos, and then began to transform into human form.
"It's so fucking beautiful...... Wang Yuanfang looked at the hamster in a police uniform, and said dumbfounded: "This Lin Tian is still quite good at doing things, I know that I like beautiful women!"
"Not bad, not bad... Little handsome mouse... Uh, Comrade Bai Qifeng, from today onwards you will be a criminal policeman! Wang Yuanfang nodded, then looked at another gray mouse in a police uniform and said, "You are not bad, little gray mouse... Uh, Comrade Luo Feian! ”
Wang Yuanfang circled twice around the two rats that had turned into human shapes, the hamsters were already very cute, and the appearance of turning into human shapes was also charming and moving, and now with a police uniform, it was even more graceful and heroic. And the gray rat is almost there, majestic!
"Damn, Ah Fu, you have a nosebleed!" Wang Yuanfang turned his head and found that his cousin was staring blankly at the two rats in police uniforms, his eyes were straight, and the nosebleed couldn't stop leaving.
"I am Bai Qifeng, a criminal policeman, and I serve the people!"
"I am Luo Fei'an, a criminal policeman, and I serve the people!"
The two rats in police uniforms raised their heads and stood upright in front of Wang Yuan, shouting in unison: "Hello chief, please assign tasks to the chief!"
"Well, that's good!" Seeing the two handsome and dashing criminal policemen saluting him, Wang Yuanfang's vanity was greatly satisfied, he straightened his face, and said solemnly to the two "criminal policemen" standing in front of him: "Comrade Bai Qifeng, Comrade Luo Fei'an, now I will assign you a glorious and arduous task......
Speaking of this, Wang Yuanfang paused, he held back the smile in his heart, turned around and pointed to Ah Fu, who was still in a daze, and said to the two "criminal policemen": "You two, immediately return to the countryside with my cousin, rush to the foot of the west mountain of Wangjia Village, and guard the bamboo building I built there for me!"
"Ah......" Hearing that Wang Yuanfang asked them to go to the door, the faces of the two criminal policemen suddenly collapsed.
"I'm a criminal policeman, I want to serve the people, I don't want to show you the gate......," Bai Qifeng, a hamster-turned-turned-hamster, protested.
"Squeak squeak...... I want to serve the people, not you......" Luo Feian, who had transformed into a little gray squirrel, also shouted.
"Shut up!" Wang Yuanfang smashed the demonic qi of their transformation with a little bit of his hands, beat the two rats that turned into human forms back to the prototype, and then grabbed them and stuffed them into the mouse cage without saying anything.
"Ah Fu, you immediately take these two rats and their police uniforms and police officer cards back to Wangjia Village, and release them in my bamboo building!" Wang Yuanfang said to Ah Fu while closing the cage door: "If these two rats are disobedient halfway, you can feed them some rat poison!"
"Brother Fang, you bad guy... You lied to me, you said that I would be a criminal police officer to serve the people...... You're asking me to show you the door now! The hamster patted the cage door and protested with a crying voice.
"Who lied to you! Didn't I get you police uniforms and police officer cards, so that you could become criminal policemen! Wang Yuanfang pasted a few spirit talismans in the rat cage, which was to prevent the rats from escaping halfway. Then he went on to say, "As for serving the people... I am the people! ”