Chapter 59: Sleeping Beauty's Love

Everyone here is mixed with the catering circle, both have eaten pork and seen pig run, smell the smell and know that this dish must be bad, so before I can judge the ugly and ugly chicken from the time and space chicken, they are all around, and they have twisted a piece of the lotus leaf bag with their hands and stuffed it in their mouths, and then praised together: "It's so delicious, I can't stop the rhythm at all!" ”

Seeing that everyone was rushing to eat this dish, I couldn't help it, and quickly grabbed a piece and ate it, and a surging power suddenly surged into my heart, which made me add countless courage, even in the face of thousands of troops and horses, I had the strength to fight, and I had no fear--my heart suddenly moved: "Is this also one of the dishes of the whole banquet of gods and ghosts, and the effect is to make people brave?" ”

I didn't have time to eat more, so I immediately showed my skills with eyes and no pigs on this dish, and instantly saw the whole dish clearly, and it was really one of the dishes I was looking for, the legendary famous dish - mixed brains!

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Effect: Coward Buster - That's blunt enough, isn't it?

Special requirements:, which means the mother of a person surnamed Xu, must be mixed out of the taste of her to be enough - find all the surnames around you, otherwise you will never be able to make a real!

"Wow!"

Surprised, I burst out: "Great, it turns out that this is also a dish for the whole feast of gods and ghosts!" ”

"What?" A few people who were eating happily were suddenly startled by me, and Ren Xiaoyan glared at me and said, "What do you mean, this is also the dish you are looking for?" ”

"That's right, are messing with brains!" I excitedly said: "People are like this, luck can't be stopped, this time we didn't come in vain, the matter was not done before the dish was done first!" ”

"You have today, too?" Pandora glanced at me as she ate, "Aren't you usually unlucky?" ”

This kid is really unique - I thank her eight generations of ancestors, she taught so much that she is not a thing, she is human!

"Who knows?" I wasn't angry, I started to write down the practice while hey, and said casually: "But this is just a hypothesis, we have to find someone surnamed Xu to come out and not say it, we have to be a mother!" ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, grabbed the black and slimy brains in their hands and looked at each other, and then looked at each other, and finally Ren Xiaoyan opened her mouth with a cloudy face: "Do you have to find a?" You don't mean to say it's ...... It's a mix of ......."

"That's right, mix the brain!" I solemnly told them: "You are eating a mixture of rats, sheep, snakes and pig brains...... before the words fell, they instantly threw all their brains into the lotus leaf bag, wow wow was about to vomit, so anxious that the time and space chicken stood on the side and stomped his feet: "Don't vomit, it's a waste to vomit such a good thing!" ”

"Wow wow...... Wow wow...... "Everyone vomited hard.

This girl was stupid and asked me, "Why bother, what's wrong with them?" ”

"Wow wow...... Wow whoa...... "Everyone continued to vomit hard.

I casually said, "What do you think?" ”

"It can't be pregnant, right?" Time and Space Chicken continued his second forced remarks: "But I don't understand, if you want to say that Ren Xiaoyan is pregnant, I believe it, how can Lala be pregnant at such a young age, and also, will Uncle Wolf be pregnant even if he is a man?" ”

"Wow wow...... Wow whoa...... "Everyone is still throwing up."

Uncle Wolf raised his head as best he could, and roared at him with angry eyes: "Do you believe me if I die?" Paralysis, who told you to get this stuff back for me to eat? Six steel knives came out of the fists, and it seemed that the murder was only for a moment, and the time and space chickens were hiding behind my back: "Why bother, what does this mean? ”

I smiled and said, "Have you forgotten, Ren Xiaoyan doesn't eat brains and anything like that, she feels disgusting, Uncle Wolf and Pandora are Europeans, not to mention that they don't even eat their claws and ears - what will you do if you want someone to stuff into your mouth?" ”

Pandora Ren Xiaoyan and the others gradually stopped spitting, stood up straight with a menacing attitude, wiping their mouths while revealing a fierce light approaching the space-time chicken from three directions, this girl was so frightened that the white hair sweated out, grabbed me and couldn't help wailing: "Why bother to save my life, I really don't know ......"

You say, can I meddle in this kind of thing that provokes the anger of the public, although the Buddha has the consciousness of sacrificing his life to feed the eagle, but I am not him, and secondly, I always feel that this matter is unreliable, the eagle is going to eat enough, but if I am not full, I will continue to eat pigeons, I will not die in vain - now in this situation, I don't say anything, and I always feel that their eyes are a little at me, and no one can guarantee whether the time and space chicken will beat me after beating me, so I immediately made a decision at that time:

"What, you're full of fights, remember to close the door...... I'll go out and contact Huang Tianhua first! ”

…… I went to find Huang Tianhua obviously under the guise of going out, after going out, I made a difficulty, based on their anger value, I will definitely not be able to get rid of my anger in two hours, I went back early and was beaten, and I went back late-where did you let me go to mix with this half of the night?

I wandered around the streets aimlessly, and unconsciously walked outside the Internet celebrity building, who knew that there was such a coincidence in the world, and I glanced at the door at random, and immediately saw my imaginary target, ready to introduce to Zixia's promising young man Huang Tianhua!

At this moment, this girl was sitting in a daze, sighing and sorrowful, I immediately rushed in, sat directly in front of her and said, "Hey buddy, sit here as a thinker?" ”

Huang Tianhua glanced at me, and said weakly: "To be a thinker, I should also be a Venus with a broken arm!" I'll be honest with you, there are too many opponents, I'm trying to make a move here! ”

"What move, the trick of chasing the sleeping beauty?" I wouldn't let go of this kind of drowsiness and pillow at the time, and immediately patted my chest and promised: "Find me for this thing, I'm good at this!" ”

"You?" Huang Tianhua looked me up and down, and said disdainfully: "Are you like this, I advise you to stay where it is cool!" "Don't underestimate people!" I pretended to smile deeply, and said mysteriously, "To tell you the truth, I really have a trick - if you can prove that you really love sleeping beauty, I can teach you and let you be tested in advance." ”

Huang Tianhua sat up straight, looked me up and down, left and right again, and said bluntly: "Unless you prove it to me." ”

If you want me to prove the relationship with the seven dwarves of Meishan, this is too underestimated, so I called the turtle man on the side without saying a word, "You go up and say to the people in the sleeping beauty house, just say that their friends are here, who is okay to come out." ”

Gui Gong glanced at me a few times, and directly grabbed Bai and said, "Who do you think you are, the people in the sleeping beauty house can be seen when you meet?" ”

These words made me angry, if it weren't for something today, buddy would have to slap the face, but at this time I chose the simplest and most direct way to convince him - I reached out and knocked the vase on the table to the ground, and then said: "I don't have any money, if you don't call them down to pay for it, it will only be on your head." ”

Turtle Gong immediately rushed upstairs.

In less than two minutes, Yuan Hong and Zhu Zizhen showed their heads upstairs, I stretched out my hand and waved at them, and the two of them swooped down and sat next to me, and said happily: "I am saying that I am bored at night and I don't know why Engong is here, how do you say, why don't we drink eighteen bowls first?" ”

I secretly glanced at Huang Tianhua, this girl was already directly stunned, it is estimated that I have never seen the appearance of the seven dwarves of Meishan to people, and they were instantly petrified on the spot.

"Don't mind, why don't we go to Jingyanggang to fight tigers and drink so much?" I didn't pay attention to him, but just stopped Yuan Hong, who was eager to try and was about to call someone to get wine, and said bluntly: "I have something serious to tell you, can you drink it after you finish speaking?" ”

Yuan Hong immediately stopped: "Engong, please command." ”

"I can't say anything, it's just a suggestion," I coughed twice, trying to organize the language as perfectly as possible, and said: "This is my friend Huang Tianhua, the second generation of officials and the top ten outstanding young people in the country, and also one of Zixia's suitors, I want to match, what do you think?" ”

When I spoke, I carefully observed their expressions, Zhu Zizhen was happy, but Yuan Hong was suddenly a little dazed, as if my words touched some nerves hidden deep in his heart, but he quickly reacted and smiled reluctantly: "Since Engong said so, then we must pay attention to it, pay attention to it, anyway, we also choose a husband for Zixia, it would be better to have your suggestion - but can you be sure that he is sincere?" ”

I said vaguely: "People's hearts are separated from the belly, this kind of thing can only roast feelings, I think it's true anyway......" "I'm sincere!" Halfway through the words, Huang Tianhua suddenly reacted from the petrification, his eyes were full of tears and his voice was hoarse, and his feelings were so exaggerated that I felt exaggerated, but he confessed loudly unconsciously: "I really love her!" ”

Zhu Zizhen whispered on the side: "I look at it and think it's quite real, either this guy can act, or this guy really loves Zixia - otherwise, big brother, you still test him, right?" ”

"Test, must test!" Yuan Hong instantly woke up when he heard this, and immediately said to me: "Big brother, if he can pass the oral exam, I will give him a chance to chase Zixia, what do you think?" ”

"Row ......"

"But!" Yuan Hong immediately added: "If he can't even pass this level, big brother, don't recommend people to us anymore, okay-I know you mean well, but ...... This kind of thing can only be done by me, and no one else can help me! ”

I was noncommittal and said, "I'll talk about it after asking!" ”

Although I didn't understand the agreement, but because of the situation, Yuan Hong couldn't force each other, so I could only say directly to Huang Tianhua: "Did you hear what I said clearly?" You are trying to save my father-in-law's face, if you can't pass, go back by yourself. ”

Huang Tianhua nodded resolutely: "Understood, I'll come back tomorrow." ”

We: "...... What do you really understand? ”

Huang Tianhua was stunned and said, "Didn't you tell me to come back tomorrow?" ”

"What he means is that you don't come here in the future - the greater the benefit, the greater the risk, you can't just win and not lose, right?"

Huang Tianhua carefully considered my words, and finally understood the meaning of my words, and nodded again: "I understand, you can take the test!" ”

Yuan Hong took a deep breath: "I only have two questions, you heard clearly: no matter whether Zixia is poor, rich, sick, disabled, old, or ugly in the future, are you willing to love her for the rest of your life and never abandon her?" ”

Huang Tianhua: "I do." ”

Immediately afterwards, Yuan Hong said: "If you become poor, sick, disabled, old, or ugly in the future, are you willing to let Zixia live?" ”

Huang Tianhua hesitated for a few seconds: "I am willing!" ”

We cheered together: "No need to ask, this is proper true love!" ”