Chapter 10: The Final War (1)
For a period of time, the whole underwater combat system was still a big thing and no small thing, and the biggest trouble came from the sea fish dogs, who ate two torpedoes, and still imperialism was still determined to die, and launched a troublemaking activity under the leadership of little Nurent. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Sometimes tons of anonymous letters are stuffed into the dean's office and the military education department, and the number is enough to flood the mailboxes of several departments, and it is difficult to ignore them (the electronic version and the physical version each have more than three digits), and sometimes it is to encourage the sea fish and dogs who are as brainless as them to hold a candlelight parade downstairs in our dormitory in the middle of the night, so that people can't sleep well at all (and these bastards still work in two shifts, one group sleeps during the day, and the other group makes trouble at night, taking turns to replenish their strength), and the most disgusting means is to make a big provocation and fight, Then secretly prepared a camera at the scene, ready to have a live brawl (fortunately, the military advisor saw through his trick for the first time, and divided ten teams to outflank each camera point, and cleaned them all up, and all the seized cameras were sold to eat mutton skewers).
The instructors to whom we belong are still incomplete and almost all of them are waste, such as Mr. Pandosky, who has no ability but to run a train with a mouthful of nonsense, and when there is really nothing to teach, this officer from a small aristocratic background has the leisure to teach us "aristocratic" dressing in the time of tactical class, and proudly claims that "excellent clothing is also an effective means of improving combat effectiveness."
So, in this way, we were confused until the end of the term, not only did we not understand what the "aristocratic fan" was, but we almost couldn't even wear normal clothes, so angry that we wanted to arrest this fool who could only brag and hang him.
Seeing that the instructor couldn't count on it, under the arrangement of the military advisor, several brothers who drank a lot of alcohol took turns to pay for it and accompany Captain Pandosky to drink, and then he was stunned.
After finally putting this goods in order, we remembered a serious matter, that is, it is almost the end of the year, and the final exam is less than two months away!
Theoretically, we have been studying for a semester, but in reality, we have learned almost nothing, and what is even more maddening is the news that the scout sent back that "the content of the final exam is mainly based on the textbook of the ship department", which is said to have been eavesdropped by the dean of academic affairs when he went to the toilet, and the accuracy rate is close to 100%.
Damn, it's all blown up, we haven't even been close to the side of the ship this semester, and the hell knows what the ship department is going to test!
Brother Steel sadly announced, "It's okay, brothers, although everyone is basically dead in this exam, there is one thing to be thankful for......... When I repeat a grade next semester, we are still brothers in the same classroom. ”
The advisor kicked him off the podium.
", you're the leading brother, can you say something inspiring!"
"I can do it in other situations, but when it comes to exams......... I feel like I'm going to die! ”
Brother Steel hugged his head and wailed, which in a sense also represents the voice of our crane tails.
"Fuck your shit!"
The strategist's forehead was bruised, and if he had a machine gun in his hand, he would have burst into us on the spot.
"Usually one by one is not good, how can I coax at the critical moment, let me tell you, in Lao Tzu's career of more than ten years, there is nothing that is gritted and uneven, I don't believe that a small final exam will kill us!"
Xiaobei muttered in the audience: "But second brother, I remember that you seem to have failed for many years........." Before the words fell, his head was erased on a blackboard, and even the person with the chair overturned over, and rolled his eyes on the spot, so scared that we didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.
The military advisor clapped his hands.
"Next, prepare for action, first of all, collect the exam materials, everyone participates, and don't let go of a piece of paper about the exam!"
The brothers did not dare to slack off, and immediately poured out of the nest, but we did not expect that the sea fish and dogs moved faster than us, and they had already taken the lead and hid all the public examination materials, and the electronic materials were directly encrypted and locked.
Now the brothers were mad, and the new hatred for these bastards almost overwhelmed the fear of exams.
"Damn, don't give it, brothers, the guys, gather at all intersections at nine o'clock tonight!"
The big guy was also annoyed, and immediately rushed back to the dormitory to bring all the equipment that was not used last time, and ambushed at several intersections connecting the teaching area and the dormitory area overnight, wearing big masks, black sunglasses and motorcycle helmets, living like a group of strange-looking Jiangyang thieves. Unfortunately, my stick was already drowned in the messy garbage heap in my bedroom, and I couldn't find it at all, so I went into battle completely empty-handed.
"Alas, don't be afraid, I have a surplus here." Flying Dog whispered to the side, stuffing me with a heavy thing by the way.
When I squinted, I saw that it was a gray brick that had been pulled out of nowhere.
"....... really have you, this kind of thing is also called a guy?"
"Don't talk nonsense, it's good to use it, didn't I lose it, I just dismantled it from the men's toilet."
"........ your uncle!"
At 10 o'clock, accompanied by the elegant Chopin piano music, piles of sea fish and dogs walked in front of us leisurely chatting and laughing with their school bags, completely unaware of the danger around us.
Seeing that the crowd was almost in the encirclement, Brother Gang suddenly let out a loud shout:
"Brother rush!"
The big guy waved his weapon, screamed and rushed out, and swung the guy and slammed it at the heads of the sea fish dogs, and the group of people were caught off guard and instantly beaten on their backs.
When I rushed, the movement was a little more violent, the bricks didn't pinch and came out, wearing a strong urea breath across the distance of more than ten meters, and pounced on the head of a frightened "sea fish dog", only to hear the sound of "bang", the kid suddenly fell to the ground with his back to the sky, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.
"Beautiful, three-pointer!" The flying dog yelled beside him, and as he spoke, he knocked down one of the bricks with his hand.
"Three, your sister!"
I scolded, quickly snatched the kid's schoolbag and ran, the other guys also followed a ransack, and looted all the schoolbags and handouts of the attacked, at this time, from a distance came the guard's sharp whistle, but we had already finished looting, immediately without looking back into the green belt, along the reconnaissance camera blind spot all the way to escape, the guards had to separate people to pursue, and to rescue the wounded on the ground who did not know whether they were alive or dead, and they were busy, of course, they couldn't catch up with us.
A total of 28 textbooks, 72 sets of handouts, 15 notebooks, 22 database passcards, and syllabus, notes, voice recorders (built-in lecture materials) and other scattered trophies were not counted, which can be called a bumper harvest.
It was probably the first time in our lives that we had such a liking for textbooks, a feeling that had only been felt before when we sold them to an old man who collected waste paper.
Soon, however, everyone was not happy again.
"Fuck, who understands!" Long Fei wailed in despair.
We were directly blind, but we didn't expect that there was ready-made information in front of us, but we couldn't read it at all, which is really impressive.
But there is no way, if something goes wrong, it must be solved.
Brother Gang gritted his teeth and said: "Damn, if you don't do it, tie up a few people who are good at studying and come back to class, preferably girls, it's easier to intimidate." ”
As soon as the plan came out, the brothers immediately split into two groups.
Of course, Long Fei is resolutely opposed, because this thing is too much like a kidnapper, and he doesn't even have a moral bottom line, and I also agree with his opinion, because I think it's too much like a man to find a girl.
The approval force is also quite tough, including the military advisor and Brother Gang, and the reason is simple and clear: It's only two months now, if we don't digest these materials, we all have to finish the final exam, and morality is a few cents a pound, and it's not okay to buy more discounts.
After the last argument, everyone finally reached an agreement: people should be "invited", but the means must be gentle.
One of our sudden actions caused an uproar in the academy, and of course the sea fish and dogs made a fuss again, although they did not find strong evidence, but as long as they had a long brain, they could think that we did it, and immediately put in place strict security measures to ensure the safety of the class.
But this time we didn't move on the road, but turned to ambush at the entrance of the girls' dormitory.
It was another dark and windy night, and the wind was biting.
Satyr, Flying Dog, Fat Tiger, and Bang Bang and I climbed through the wall of the girls' dormitory, each with a stick and rope, and ambushed by the waist-high bushes at the edge of the No. 2 dormitory building.
This feeling is really like a pervert in a police movie.
Soon it was time to get out of class, first a group of girls came back together, of course we didn't dare to move, quietly let them pass, after a while, the team finally walked almost, began to appear sporadic girls, according to international practice, stay in the classroom for more than half an hour is either the top student or the tail of the crane, the probability is half.
Bang Bang Annai couldn't help getting up and was about to get up, but he was pulled by a pervert and watched a girl walk into the bedroom.
"What the are you doing!"
"Alas, this ass is not warped enough, and it looks boring."
"Do you think you're looking for Miss?"
We secretly scolded the pervert, and then a few more girls came, but they were all removed by the pervert with "bad face", "bad skin", "too short", "too short legs" and other miscellaneous reasons, seeing that it was almost ten o'clock, the girls who returned to the dormitory were almost gone, we were so anxious to tie up the pervert and then do it, suddenly the kid let out a happy cry.
"Okay, this is on time!"
This kid is fast, we just had time to see the shadow of a girl, this kid has already rushed up with an arrow, we are afraid that he will make a move, so we have to jump up immediately.
"Knock"
As soon as I took a step, I heard a strange noise in front of me, and the next second, the pervert flew back like a ball, and slammed into the parapet wall without a sound.
What the heck!
Before I could react to what was going on, I was met with a military boot slamming into my face, and I was able to react okay, immediately put my hands in defense, and then a violent impact hit my face, almost breaking the bridge of my nose through my arm, and I almost rolled on the ground.
Damn, what kind of power is this!
Under the moonlight, the girl's figure was as agile as a fox, and she kicked the fat tiger to the ground with a high leg lift, and the flying dog rushed up desperately to attack, but the girl didn't touch the ground, and slammed it on the back of the flying dog's head, directly sweeping him to the ground, followed by a foot on his temple, so that he couldn't move at all.
At the critical moment, Bang Bang quickly rushed forward, waved the telescopic baton and attacked three times in a row, and the girl did not show weakness and waved her fist to meet it head-on.
"Knock Knock"
There were three flesh sounds in the air, and the girl was knocked back half a step, but she still firmly stepped on the flying dog.
Bang Bang stepped on a steady footstep and approached one step at a time.
"Click"
Seeing that Bang Bang was fierce, the girl pulled out a seven-inch short knife from her back with her backhand, and waved two beautiful knives in a row to meet it.
"Click"
The figures of the two people moved several times in an instant, and the telescopic batons and short knives collided continuously, emitting a series of sharp hissing sounds, and the attack was like a storm, and it did not stop for half a second.
It's amazing!
Except for the flying dogs who couldn't turn their heads, we were all stunned, and we had so many fights together, and this was the first time we saw Bangbang's real skills.
"Click"
Suddenly, an unprecedentedly sharp impact ended the battle, only to see that the movements of the two stopped, Bang Bang's telescopic baton was pressed against the girl's throat, and the girl's short knife had been against Bang Bang's temple, Bang Bang's mask didn't know when it had been cut and slipped, revealing most of his face.
The eyes of both of them were cold and murderous.
"Hey, it's you, aren't you the one from the Underwater Combat Department?"
The girl made an unexpected sound, and at this moment, we finally had a chance to see her face.
"I'll go, Miss Celia!"