Chapter 111: The Tai Ri Tian You Want
"It's crossed! But for Mao, I have a feeling of wanting to cry! Tae-ho stretched out his tongue and looked at his little short legs, and his heart was broken!
Although it's true that he was called Taehao in his previous life, there is really no need to really cross himself into a teddy! Or a fucking castrated teddy! The worst thing is that Tae-ho discovers that he also has a bald owner. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
This owner is not called Tang Seng or Saitama, his own master is an ordinary lumberjack, the bald lumberjack is nothing, but he meows for the hair of his own owner and also raises a cat!
Although Tae-ho doesn't have a good impression of the cat's neurotic group out of racial nature, it's not that they can't get along, and the source of Tae-ho's hate is that the cat's name is fat!
And his master's name turned out to be bald head! The place of work is called Bear Ridge! Everything is clear! It's a fucking bear-infested (chainsaw maniac)!
Bear Infested is a domestic toddler-oriented anime, the main content is the story of two bears named Xiong Daxiong Er in Dog Bear Ridge through their wisdom and bravery to stop the logger bald head to cut down the forest.
The whole anime is ambitious, the painting style is funny, and it is full of educational significance!
In Tae-ho's view, this is a cheating daddy's anime, all kinds of anti-common sense, all kinds of bad children, chainsaw maniacs, bald heads and shoots bears with guns, all kinds of violence.
When Tai Hao remembered his previous life, this bear infested and Pleasant Goat were jokingly called brain-dead bears and brain-dead sheep by netizens.
But this is not unreasonable, it is said that there was a child at that time because he saw the Pleasant Goat, and then cooked his sister or brother, and it was terrible to think about it.
Some countries have even banned the anime Pleasant Goat.
Tae-ho said that the country is really doing a good job.
It's one thing to complain, but Tai Hao still collapsed when he really crossed over to this world, especially when he knew that he was no longer a man... In the case of dogs.
At that time, Tae-ho even thought about dying, but when he chose how to die, he became a reader of a book, and then won a chance to win a lottery by rewarding a bone.
"Sunflower Treasure Book" (Dog Edition) is what I draw, and the cheats describe that when I cultivate to the point where I am reborn as a celestial person, I can immediately become a male dog or a female dog.
Although it is only a one-half probability, this is also the only goal of Taihao today! Well, that's right, today's Taihao is a kung fu dog!
"Little Teddy, you must keep an eye on your surroundings! If you smell a bear, you have to alert me, I'm going to cut down the tree first! Fat Wave! Hurry up and help little Teddy! Otherwise, the dried fish will be halved tonight! ”
"Buzz~"
As the sound of chainsaws rang out, trees kept falling.
Tai Hao doesn't have the slightest feeling about this, bald head Qiang is a regular lumberjack, and it is also complete to come here to cut down trees, so many new trees are added every year, and it is also appropriate to cut down some trees.
And if you don't cut down trees, where will the paper come from, where will the chopsticks come from, not to mention that the current Tai Hao is just a dog or a castrated Tai Ritian, and he can't even use the natal skills of his own race, these things can't be Tai Hao's turn to care, not to mention that since the bald head is his current master, then he should help him himself!
I just don't know if I have only practiced for less than five days and whether I am the opponent of those two bears.
As the saying goes, one pig, two bears and three tigers, although it does not represent the strength ranking of these three animals, it is enough to show the danger of these three animals.
And the main thing is that those two bears seem to be able to talk directly to the bald strong!
Although I don't know if it's because the bald head is special or the two bears are special! If it's just the bald head that can understand each other's words, then it's okay, if it's because these two bears are special, then it's terrifying!
This reminded Tai Ritian of the demon race.
If that's the case, then we can only hope that the personalities of these two bears are the same as in the anime.
But before that, it seems that I need to prepare some weapons! Although the Sunflower Treasure Book is known for its cultivation speed, it has not accumulated much internal force in his body in just five days.
Acting on one's own body is actually a little faster and a little stronger! Although I don't know if I can clean up the two bears, I don't think I can win.
So weapons are a must.
The best weapon is, of course, the needle! Successive users of the Sunflower Book are good at using needles, not because of the feminization after practice, but because the use of a needle method is already recorded in the Sunflower Book.
However, this time the rush did not bring out all the strong needles of the bald head.
"Hey, that thing seems to work!" Seeing a few pine trees that were cut down by the bald head, Tai Hao's eyes lit up, these pine needles seemed to be used as weapons! Since there were no clothes or anything like that, Tae-ho was able to get the pine needles down and gather them together.
At this time, Tai Hao remembered the benefits of being a human in the past, when he used to have a pair of flexible hands, he didn't feel it, but now he knows the benefits of flexible fingers.
"Meow~ What are you doing?" Fat Bo walked around with a body bigger than Tae-ho, walked up to Tae-ho's side and asked strangely.
Tai Hao ignored the other party, since ancient times, cats and dogs have not been separated, do you think that I will not clean you up in the future! Joke, how can I be friends with cats every day! When I am successful, I must teach you a good lesson.
"Sniff~Woo Woo Woo~!" Tae-ho smells a strong smell coming from the air, and as Tae-ho, who has watched some anime, he knows that two bears are coming! So he hurriedly shouted to remind the bald head to be strong.
"Oops~ Little Teddy, don't scream, I'm cutting down a tree here! I'll give you something to eat when I go back! ”
"Wangwang~" Tai Hao was a little speechless when he saw the bald head strong, his master really lacked a sense of crisis, knowing that the two bears would find trouble for him at any time, so he was not vigilant.
"Roar~"
"Xiong Da Xiong Er, why are you here!" Two big grizzly bears suddenly appeared in front of the bald head, one lying on the ground and roaring, and the other stood up with a playful face.
"Bald head, you actually came to cut down the forest again, see how I teach you!" The grizzly bear lying on the ground yelled.
"Hehe, Xiong Er, don't talk nonsense, do it!" The two bears grinned and walked towards the bald head.
"You... Don't come here! Come again, you're welcome! The bald head retreated and threatened, but anyone could hear the situation of the bald head being strong and strong outside.
Tai Hao, raise the dog's paw to cover his face, sure enough, he still needs to do it himself!
"Xiu Xiu~" Two sounds of breaking the air sounded.