Volume 3 Chapter 34 Dare to Touch My Future Wife?
I raised my hand and gave myself two slaps, so far, one is blind, the other is an idea to pit myself, these two bad habits don't know how many times I have been pitted. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Although I thought so, I still tried my best to run to the hospital.
Hopefully, a miracle can happen.
I can't help the seventh master and the eighth master think that it's not good to get a salary for nothing like this, and I can't help but put pressure on the two of them, so the two of them squat in the hospital every day to prevent being robbed of business.
But the fact is that there are no people in the hospital in Coalfield Town at all, and the three of us were hospitalized before, and it was definitely the biggest customer of Coalfield Town Hospital for a year.
Minor injuries don't need to be hospitalized, all major illnesses go to the town hospital, who treats in this broken place, it is said to be a hospital, but in fact, it is a larger clinic.
When I arrived at the hospital, I wanted to go to the morgue, but then I thought about it, how can there be a morgue in this shabby place, and the corpses last time were piled up in an empty room.
For a while, I couldn't think of where I could see black and white impermanence, so I had to wander around on the second floor, letting He Chao and them stay on the first floor.
Not to mention, I really ran into an acquaintance under this wandering, the old lady who called herself grandma.
As soon as the old lady saw me, the wrinkles on her face were immediately like blooming chrysanthemums, and she kept saying thanks.
It seems that the demon really came over to scare her, but unfortunately I was really in no mood to deal with her at this time, so I asked directly: "Have you been here lately?" β
As soon as she heard this, the old lady's face stiffened directly, she laughed dryly, and said hoarsely in the voice of the male duck: "Young man, you can really laugh, I can't hide the old man, how dare you appear under the noses of their two grandfathers!" β
I think about it, that's really it, it seems that the seventh master and the eighth master don't know that this old lady bullies the rabbit. Otherwise, she would have drunk Meng Po soup a long time ago.
I saw the old lady rubbing her hands in embarrassment and said, "Young man, do you know the two official grandfathers of black and white impermanence?" β
As soon as I saw her expression, I knew that she had something to say, but at this time, I was in no mood to deal with her, and said in a resolute tone: "Yes, we know each other very well, but now I have other things, you will look for me later, you will tell me first, do you know where that little girl's house is?" β
The old lady shook her head directly, and I sighed helplessly, it seemed that I really had to wait for death, but at this time the old lady said something that made me happy and worried.
"That little girl is on the night shift today" As soon as the words fell, she pointed to the door of the duty room behind me, and said again: "Does she still ignore you?" β
I grass, as soon as I heard this, I couldn't stay still, and hurriedly asked, "How do you know!" β
"Oh, guy, smash, I saw it just now, you followed her like a fart, and she didn't care about you, I also asked you, did you forget?"
"I'm hasty!"
I hurriedly turned around and rushed into the duty room, and the moment I pushed the door open, I was stunned for a moment, and sure enough, it was as I expected!
The house was lit with a blazing light, and the rabbit sat on the bed in the duty room in a daze, exactly the same as when he pretended to be in a daze, but this time it should be a real daze.
A man who looked exactly like me was sitting in a chair, with a black hat on his head, which struck me so familiarly, and he didn't speak, just stared blankly at the rabbit.
After I looked at them, the two of them came back to their senses, and subconsciously looked at me, the rabbit's eyes were full of confusion and surprise, and the painted skin was first frightened, and then became very calm.
The rabbit pinched her cheek, and then patted her again, and after making sure that she was not dreaming, she stood up sharply, and quickly ran to the window, looking at the two of us with a cautious expression.
Seeing that she was fine, the big stone in my heart also fell, and I didn't care whether she ignored me or not, so I pressed my hand slightly, signaled her not to be afraid, and then stared at the painting skin that was exactly the same as mine with a serious face.
"Isn't it fun for you to do that?"
I didn't seem to hear what I was saying, and then opened my mouth to say a word, but it seemed to be saying something to me, and it was like talking to myself.
"When I found out, I knew it wouldn't be so easy"
Seeing him so calm, a wave of anger arose from the bottom of my heart, and I yelled, "I fucking ask you if it's fun to do this!" β
He waved his hand at me, "It's not fun, it's not fun, I'm also obeying orders from above, it's useless for you to be angry at me"
After saying that, he stood up and was about to leave, I have never seen such a shameless person, damn, you are my future daughter-in-law, and it is not your fault that you are still pretending to be with me here?! You've copied your personality pretty well! As naΓ―ve as me!
I pretended to make way for him, and when he approached me, I suddenly made a move, grabbed his head, and slammed it against the door frame.
There was a very dull sound, which was definitely enough for him! The rabbit in front of the window immediately covered his mouth and exclaimed.
But she didn't come up to help, no matter how stupid she was, she could still hear the meaning of what she just said, and it was obvious that I was the real person.
I didn't have to pay attention, grabbed his head and hit the door frame four or five more times, and then threw it directly on the floor in the hallway, looking at him coldly.
After a few moments, he struggled to his feet, and I strangled myself, I beat 'myself' so hard.
Not to mention that the bridge of his nose collapsed, a piece of skin was directly rubbed off on the right side of his face, but unfortunately it didn't fall off, and he was holding his chin, but this tragic scene added a bit of momentum to him!
"My day your mother, you dare to beat Lao Tzu?!"
Oops, I'm happy to say this, "Dare to hit you?!" I'm going to kill you today! You dare to move my future wife, you are really an old birthday star hanging! β
After saying that, I got up and kicked it, not to mention, this trick I learned from He Chao was really good, and after repeated trials, the painted skin was directly kicked by me, and it went down the stairs until it reached the first and a half floors.
I hurriedly chased down to find out how to make up for it, and when I saw it, I got it! There is no need to make up for it, this grunt, his head has turned one hundred and eighty degrees, and he can't die anymore.
Liu Yaxin downstairs heard the voice, and just rushed over to take a look, Xiaoxue exclaimed and floated away, but Liu Yaxin and He Chao looked at the corpse.
After a while, Liu Yaxin and He Chao turned their heads to look at me suspiciously, and Liu Yaxin asked, "Did you poop this morning?" β
He Chao said: "How are mouth sores caused? β
I reacted after a moment, my God, these two boys thought I was the painted skin.
I pointed at Liu Yaxin and said, "You don't care if I poop or not, and I didn't pull your quilt!" Then he looked at He Chao, "Lao Tzu said, that's on fire!" It's not licking things!! β
Then the two of them said in unison: "Oh, it seems that you are real, then you can solve the rest of the matter yourself" and pointed behind me at the same time.
I looked at it and couldn't help but mutter, "Rabbit ......"