Chapter 19 The Yellow Skin Worships the Moon
The brother searched for an afternoon and couldn't find his way back, but felt that the more he touched it, the farther away from Tunzi. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoThe forest is getting denser and denser, and the sun is so tightly covered that you can't see a single sun. In the mountains in May, vegetation grows in full bloom.
Before I knew it, it was dark, and my brother was hungry with his chest and back.
"Yes, this pheasant was not caught, and the brothers all came in!" Huang Biao sat on a rock, his hair almost falling out.
This day is also enough to carry, but it is also our fate, what's the matter, I met a blind bear. That guy, climbing trees to steal wild honey.
Blind bears have poor eyesight, but they have the most sensitive sense of smell and hearing, and they love honey the most, and whenever they find a wild beehive, they will do everything possible to get it down.
Wild bees are not easy to mess with, their heads are stung and stung by a swarm of bees, and a bear's face is stung and swollen, but this thing just won't come down until the hive is torn off and the honey is gone.
Of course, the brothers ran away as soon as they slipped away, and while the blind bear's attention was all on honey, a few of us ran away.
"I said brother, let's do something to fill our stomachs! If you go on like this, you will starve to death if you don't get eaten! "The yellow mark is weak.
Ma Zi shrugged his shoulders and said that he was helpless, "How to get it!" We are not the old Zou Ye! ”
"Fish! You can catch fish and eat it! "I had a flash of inspiration, didn't we just learn this trick!
The two of them were overjoyed, and the three of them mustered up their strength and went to find the water to catch fish. Luckily, I really caught two fish of about a pound in the dark.
But when you get into the water, it's easy to get cold when you come out. This fish cannot be eaten raw. Thinking about making a fire, Old Zou Ye said that it is best not to make a fire in the forest.
In the end, it was unanimously decided to find a wide area with light. This place is easy to find, and there is a big bare rock and the size of a small house, and you can just see the moonlight like water when you stand on it.
I was shivering from the cold, and I couldn't care about the words of the old Zou Ye, so I picked up a pile of firewood and prepared to grill the fish.
Huang Biao looked at Ma Zi in a daze. Ma Zi was puzzled, "What are you doing?" ”
"Make a fire? Say two words with your fingers, and you'll be on the hook with a 'whoosh'! Huang Biao even said with a gesture.
"This can't be done, if Master Zu knows that we use the things he taught us to make a fire, we can't drop a thunderbolt to kill the two of us!" My airway.
"What do you care about Master Zu! I'm starving to death, besides, I don't know if you two are in the eyes of your grandfather! Huang Biao has a heartbeat.
When Ma Zi took out a box of matches from his arms and lit it, we were both dumbfounded.
The fire was lit to warm up a lot, and the harpoon was put on the shelf and roasted on the fire. As soon as it warmed up, my body became tired after running for a day after smelling the fish, and my eyelids always wanted to dip a piece.
The barren mountains and mountains can't sleep here, Huang Biao was so sleepy that he stood up and looked around.
"Hey, someone, someone!"
Ma Zi and I sat up smartly and hurriedly asked, "Where?" Where? ”
"Now, the land! Hurry up, hurry up! The yellow mark pointed to a stone that was taller than us. Isn't it, a small black shadow, with a straw hat on its head. Bow to the moon.
My brother ran up with joy and was saved! I thought about it all in my heart.
When we walked in, the man spoke to us first, and his voice was ghostly, "Hehehe, look...... Am I really human? Hehehe......"
Hey, what kind of person is this, how can you speak so strongly.
Subconsciously, he took a few steps forward, and by the moonlight, the man turned around, good fellow, this time, my brother's hair stood up, and his scalp was numb.
What kind of person is this, a weasel with a broken straw hat, wrapped in a red scarf, looking at us, how weird and weird, probably seeing that we didn't react, and another sentence, "Hehehe, you see...... I'm like a man or a god! ”
I hurriedly wanted to say something good, and I heard my master say that this weasel is passing! Like snakes, some old snakes who have become spirits will want to be righted by humans! What is Fengzheng? For example, "The sky is a dragon, like the sea is a dragon!" ”
Man is the primate of all things. So if you say that it is a snake, then it has been ruined for many years, and there is no hope of turning into a dragon, and it can only be a snake for a lifetime. Can I not hate you urgently?
Foxes, weasels, snakes, hedgehogs, and rats are called the "Five Immortals", but these five immortals must first pass the Tongzi Pass, the Human Pass, the Chariot Pass, the Life and Death Pass, and finally the Heaven Pass
The five immortals must pass the Tongzi Pass, and if they don't die, they can grow by three points, so why do they have to pass the adult pass? It is said that the five immortals want to become immortals, they must go through three levels and eight difficulties, the first one is the Tongzi Pass, the Tongzi Pass is the ignorant children's pass, they often see snakes, rats, hedgehogs, weasels, etc. to fight, fight but not die, although it is scarred and passed, but may not be able to live, at this time their physical strength is the weakest time, it can resist the encroachment of other animals, so it is difficult to pass, sometimes there is more than one difficulty.
The second is the adult pass, the adult pass will not be detailed, the five immortals were beaten to death on the spot, people eat the five immortals, it is also a kind of adult pass, the third is the thunder pass, I have seen the chat, the five immortals have reached a certain climate, there will be a catastrophe, most of them are thunder chasing, dodging the catastrophe, in order to enter the immortal book, it is the most inferior immortal, if you want to become an immortal, you don't know how many difficulties you have to practice for thousands of years
Therefore, the yellow skin of Chengjing is dressed like this just to look like a human! At this time, if we say "like a human!" "This weasel has multiple red dots on his eyebrows, which is a characteristic of the Tao of profundity.
Before I could speak, the yellow label was already in a hurry, and he was scared by a weasel into this virtue, can he not be in a hurry with his temper. I haven't had time to convince him yet.
Huang Biao bent down and picked up a wrist-thick branch from the ground and patted it with the wind, "Like your uncle!" You're a fucking brute! ”
Beijingers swear without swearing, and this fucking is all brought on, and it can be seen that the yellow label was really frightened before.
When the weasel heard this, he threw his straw hat and cried, "Finish! That's it! ……”
Huang Biao mistook this yellow skin for a human before, and for Huang Pizi, it was equivalent to giving it hope, so he asked us if we looked like individuals, and as a result, Huang Biao even scolded him and pushed him back.
After the weasel finished talking, he barked at us monsters a few times, and a pair of small eyes full of resentment ran into the forest and disappeared! I made a note of this.
It's really a house leak that happened to rain overnight. I told Huang Biao about the reason.
Huang Biao was disdainful, "How many yellow-skinned men will be afraid of him?" Fuck it! ”
Ma Zi and I looked at each other, and we were speechless at the yellow label. That's it, that's what I said, a weasel and three gentlemen are still afraid.
When I got back to the same place, the fish was already burned, and my brother didn't care about it, so he ate it.
The fish has not finished eating, and the movement in the surrounding forest is a little powerful, to say that this deep mountain old forest is a little moving at night, it is not strange, but I feel that the sound of "rustling" is uncomfortable.
It's not that we think too much, because hundreds of weasels around us have surrounded us with green eyes.
"Biaozi...... Over to you! it~! ”
"Coo" is the sound of Huang Biao's laborious spitting and saliva. Dry smile, "Ha, haha, brother, don't ...... It's troublesome! ”
"Ma Zi, Ma Ye, want to pay attention! What to do! ”
"What else do you want! Run! As soon as he threw the bones of the horse fish, he grabbed the burning stick on the ground and threw it over. The weasel pack that surrounded us just rioted for a while.
"Wrap your clothes around them and make them into torches and rush out!" Ma Zi shouted. We did just that.
Weasel is still afraid of fire, and we rush out waving our burning clothes, and those things don't dare to get close, but no matter how we walk or run, a group of weasels follow behind our butts.
If it goes on like this, when the torches run out, who knows what will happen to these weasels.
Headless flies scurryed through the woods, and occasionally something was so frightened by us that it screamed and ran away from the trees and grass.
If we really can't run away, we will discuss it, and if we can't run away, we will set a fire! Burn the mountain!