Chapter 1 Enlistment? Charge the army and distribute it!
A ray of sunlight slanted down through the clouds and sprinkled on a young man with short red hair, and the strong wind blew the windbreaker to hunt, adding a bit of heroism to him. He was carrying the huge suitcase and was about to enter a military control zone in front of him.
This handsome, dashing and handsome young man is - me!
My name is mammoth, male, college degree, unemployed, no bad habits except for liking to drink and often fighting, I want to find a dignified look...... Ahem, it seems to be off. To put it mildly, I'm a gangster, because I mixed quite well, I inherited my father's nickname "Dong Batian", and now I respond to the call to enlist in the army, which can be regarded as serving the alliance.
I turned around and grinned at my parents, looking cynical, and said, "Mom and Dad, go back, I'm at the door, can I still get lost?" I'm beating the East Batian in the 11th district next door that no one dares to shout anymore - the Red Dragon. After saying that, he gave himself a thumbs up.
"Giant, you stinky boy, what kind of glorious history do you think it is! Why do you think you're here, it's not because of what you did in Area 11. Besides, you don't have to dye your hair! Is brunette bad? Our ancestors have been black-haired for generations, but it's good for you to get a red hair! What else do you say about the red dragon, don't embarrass the dragon! "Dad hated iron and steel, and it seemed that he was going to criticize and educate for a few hours.
My father Pang Zhengjun, don't look at him now that he hates iron but not steel, in fact, from the fact that my nickname was inherited from him, it can be seen that he was not much better than me back then......
I grinned and said with a wry smile: "Dad, don't give me a lesson in ideology and morality today, I'm going to enlist in the army, don't you say a few good words?" Dad raised an eyebrow, "Enlisted?" You're being sent to the army! You said you, I usually have no problem with small fights, and I have no problem with hitting the group of livestock in District 11, but you have to lead people to rush in broad daylight, and you also occupy the district government! How could the alliance not deal with you! Do you know where to go this time? They're going to send you to the ancestral land, to the earth, and you're going to die, you know?! ”
Hearing this, the mother next to her finally couldn't help it, grabbed her father's ear with one hand, and twisted it hard, "You stinky guy, you can't say something nice!" This is my son, isn't it your son? ”
Mom's name is Xiuyan, she is an out-and-out beauty, I have always said that my appearance is inherited from my mother, my mother is from a scholarly family, and she was a goddess-level character back then, but I don't know how I followed my father back then, but fortunately she chose so, otherwise the book would have ended before it began......
My mother let go of the hand that was twisting my father's ear, and stepped forward to touch my face with her hand: "Ranran, don't listen to your father's nonsense, you must be fine." The notice said that 10 years of service, 10 time is very short, the two of us are waiting for you at home, you take care of yourself, don't be bitter about yourself, you ......" Mom couldn't cry before she finished speaking, Dad came over and hugged his wife and let her head rest on his shoulder. Maybe it was infected by his wife's emotions, and it was rare to slow down his tone to me, "Stinky boy, don't talk nonsense, hurry up, you don't have to worry about me and your mother." ”
I was a little speechless and stopped, and my father waved his hand when he saw this, "I know what you want to say, those brutes in District 11 don't dare to come over to find fault, why do you think our district and our family usually can't see the shadow of people in District 11, you and I also took a group of old brothers to beat them so that they didn't dare to look up, don't forget who is the previous "East Batian", haha." Both father and son smiled, and the mother had stopped crying.
I took a deep breath, adjusted my emotions, and knelt down without warning, bang With that, he got up and turned away, without any mud or water.
The cold wind was still blowing, adding a bit of resoluteness to the young man's back, and also making the figures of the couple who relied on each other even thinner. (That's it, lyrical description!) Definitely high school level! )
"Uncle and aunt, has he gone in?" A silver bell-like voice came from behind my parents, my mother smiled, turned back to the beauty who came in a hurry, and said, "Go in, you go quickly, you won't be able to touch it when it's late."
"Ah, then I'll go, uncle and aunt, don't worry, I'll take care of him!"
A purple figure flashed past the two, and the father was full of doubts, "This little girl is going too?" Isn't this nonsense? Besides, can her family agree? The old mother covered her mouth and smiled, "You don't agree with the parents of the house, anyway, it is our family who takes advantage." Dad was stunned for a moment and then reacted, haha laughed twice, "Yes, it's our family that takes advantage of it anyway, haha." The two leaned on each other and walked in the direction of home, discussing the names of their future grandchildren as they went. How did they know that this woman could torture me to death?
In the hall on the first floor of the main building of the base, I was pacing alone in a daze, and I felt a little strange when I was the only one in the empty hall, "Didn't you say that we would meet today?" Why is there no one? Am I misremembering the time? ”
Suddenly, a rush of footsteps sounded behind me, I subconsciously looked back, the purple beauty immediately came into view, at that time my pupils suddenly shrank, my heart twitched violently, and when I recovered from the electrocution, the beautiful jade arm was already wrapped around my waist.
If this situation is in the eyes of outsiders, it must be a pair of beautiful people who are enjoying the warmth, but at this moment I am not enjoying the mood at all, enduring the pain and fear in my heart, I grinned, and said to the jade man who was hugging me tightly in front of me in a soft tone: "Beautiful Purple Kite, why are you here?" ”
The girl let go of the arm that was holding me, her pink fist fell, and her apricot eyes widened, "Don't call other people's nicknames, repeat." ”
I only felt that my mouth and tongue were dry, and my Adam's apple squirmed, "Yu Yan, why are you here?" ”。
Han Yuyan hugged it again and looked up at my handsome face (it's really not that I'm narcissistic!). It's all the one who writes the book in front of the screen in YY! "Of course I'm here to accompany you~ You were assigned to the Pioneer team for me, how can I enjoy happiness at home by myself, do you think I'm a qualified girlfriend?" ”
I was taken aback after hearing this, I didn't expect this eldest lady to have such a heart to repay kindness.
In fact, the reason why I, who calls myself "East Batian-Red Dragon", led the crowd into District 11 is because of this "Purple Kite-Lord". Don't think too much, it's not a bridge of "rushing to the crown and being angry".
It was the Mid-Autumn Festival, a traditional festival in the Chinese calendar, and a group of our rebellious young people (this statement is more accurate) were rare to have leisure and elegance, drinking quietly and admiring the moon in a vacant land, and a group of indecent people in the 11th district who passed by the open space saw that Han Yuyan was outstanding, so they wanted to play ~ rogue ~ hooligan, and caught her when Yu Yan went shopping alone. Thanks to the fact that I drank a lot at the time, I couldn't bear to urinate, and I was opening the gate not far away to release water, so I could hear Yu Yan's cry for help. I lifted my pants and shouted, "Grandson! Dare to touch your grandfather my woman! See if I don't kill you!! ”
This sentence "my woman" is just for "momentum", and I didn't have time to think carefully about whether the words were appropriate before I yelled out. After all, my voice is louder than Yu Yan, and everyone who is drinking can hear it, this must be something wrong, so I picked up the wine bottle and bench around me and rushed over. The result, of course, was that those of us who took the guys and beat the group of grandsons to cry and cry for their mothers, and their crying made me hear, this is a group of cattle in District 11.
To say that wine is really powerful, can make people lose their rationality, plus we are a group of lawless "little overlords", immediately called friends, added oil and vinegar to the phone, in a short period of time gathered nearly a thousand people, under the leadership of me, the "East Deception Red Dragon", directly rushed to the 11th district, and when we woke up in the early morning of the next day, the number of people participating in this "battle" had reached more than 10,000. After I woke up, my domineering spirit did not decrease but increased, and I officially announced the capture of District 11 (in fact, I was also difficult to ride a tiger...... )。 When the coalition peacekeepers finally arrived, I was sitting in the highest command center of Area 11, manicing my nails with a captured katana.
The Yanhuang Empire is different from the low-level region of District 11, it has a huge power in the alliance, and this matter naturally became the fault of District 11, and the whole incident was said to be a "civil incident caused by multiple horse flea harassment by bad people in District 11". However, in private, after all, we have to give someone an explanation, so more than 100 of us who have played too high have been forcibly assigned to this inspection team. And Yu Yan's family has amazing energy, so she was exempted from the punishment of distribution in private. But unexpectedly, she took the initiative to follow. You must know that almost all of the so-called teams this time have committed crimes and have been "assigned", and few of them are stable masters, and a girl is very happy to be able to participate for herself.
However, the fear in my heart has not diminished in the slightest...... The name of this "purple kite" is not obtained out of thin air, this is a real female devil. Han Yuyan is from everyone, so there is no need to mention the temper of the eldest lady, the key is that her stomach is full of bad water! I've had a lot of hard work.
I asked tentatively, "Yu Yan, does your family agree with you coming?" ”
Yu Yan smiled proudly, "Hmph, who am I?" I drank a bottle of X6 disinfectant before I told them, and they agreed when I got back from the hospital." I suddenly felt like the black lines on my head were almost obscuring my vision...... This woman really never plays her cards according to common sense.
The two of us were chatting when the sound of sonorous footsteps came from the hallway deep in the hall. Immediately after hearing his voice before anyone else saw him, a thunderous shout hit our eardrums, "What are you two doing?!" Is this the place to talk about love?! Get out of here or get out of here! There seemed to be an unquestionable authority in that voice.
I hurriedly pulled Yu Yan and ran towards the corridor. After getting closer, I saw the person clearly, this is a burly, inflated officer, dressed in a formal suit like a straitjacket, as if it will be broken away by the developed muscles at any time, the square face of the Chinese character with the hero's eyebrows, the absolute decent tough guy shape, put it in the movie is to be able to fight a hundred enemies, break into the tiger's den in Longtan alone, take the head of the general in the army, and kill the devil with one shot eight hundred miles away...... Ahem, it's a bit too much.
The officer glanced at both of us and turned his head to me, "You're that behemoth?" ”
"Yes, sir."
"That's a good job."
I'm not stupid, of course I know what the officer is talking about, but I didn't dare to laugh or answer. The officer saw that I didn't answer...... I didn't have a bird...... He then said, "You two are too late, you two are left, come with me." After saying that, he turned around and left, and the two of us hurriedly followed.