I worshipped the teacher in a daze, until the name was determined, and Sedum didn't know how he was fooled into apprenticeship. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Just like his irresponsible master, Li Xiaoyao has no idea of carefully teaching the disciples he has accepted.

Directly threw away a book of exercises, explained a few words of good practice, don't let people bully and embarrass the teacher in the future, Li Xiaoyao was ready to run away.

Just as Li Xiaoyao was about to leave, Sedum suddenly stopped him.

"Master, wait a minute."

Hearing this, Li Xiaoyao stopped.

"What else?"

"That, Master, this master has worshipped, you can't let me not even know what my master looks like, right?"

From the first time I saw my master, he wore a black cloak that covered most of his face.

Now that the master has worshipped, I don't know what my master looks like, and I will be laughed at if I say it in the future, right?

Listening to Sedum's words, the corners of Li Xiaoyao's mouth showed a meaningful smile.

"Are you sure you want to see what it looks like to be a teacher?"

For this question, Sedum looked confused.

Could it be that his master is very ugly and ugly, and he is not allowed to be ugly, so he doesn't dare to let himself look at it for fear of scaring himself?

Syllable!

As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, Li Xiaoyao had already slapped him on the back of the head.

"Stinky boy, I have said it for the teacher, your ancestor accepted me as an apprentice because he was handsome for the teacher!"

Mind reading is once again doing its part at this very moment.

Rubbing the back of his head that was photographed, Sedum was indignant and wanted to complain who knows if it was true.

Just thinking of his master's terrifying mind-reading technique, he subconsciously shrunk his neck.

"In the future, I will also practice this mind-reading technique.

My future disciples, your miserable life is already doomed from this moment on! ”

This thought flashed in his heart, and Sedum looked at Li Xiaoyao under the cloak and said, "Master, you can't let me go out in the future and not be able to tell what my master looks like!" ”

Li Xiaoyao asked again with a strange face, "Do you really want to see it?" ”

The sedum chick nodded in response, "Look!" ”

"Okay, you asked for it yourself, don't regret it!"

As he spoke, Li Xiaoyao lifted the black canopy on his head, revealing a face that was nine points similar to Huhu Ge and exactly the same as Sedum.

Burst!

When he saw this familiar face that couldn't be more familiar, Sedum couldn't help but spray.

"Master, even if you don't want me to see your true face, you don't need to become my handsome face, right?"

Looking at Li Xiaoyao in front of him as if he was looking in the mirror, Sedum couldn't help but complain.

Syllable!

Another slap fell, Li Xiaoyao glared at Sedum and said angrily, "Nonsense, if you don't change your name or surname, how can you change your appearance?"

With my earth-shattering handsome appearance, do you need to become someone else's appearance? ”

Listening to Li Xiaoyao's shameless words, Sedum scoffed.

"Master, can we still have a face?

You say that this handsome face is earth-shattering and intolerable, and I am convinced of this.

But you said that this is your face, and I was the first to disagree, this is obviously my face! ”

Syllable!

Li Xiaoyao felt that the back of Sedum's head felt very good, and he couldn't help but feel like giving him a few blows.

"Kouhu, this is what I was born for my teacher."

"Nonsense!" Sedum was unconvinced, "Why do you look the same as me, you are not my father!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Sedum was suddenly stunned.

", no, you can't really be my father who has been lost for eighteen years, right? What is the dad who raised me? ”

Although his father is dead, Sedum has never felt that he is a child he picked up.

Moreover, if you have such a powerful father, how can you still suffer for so many years?

Syllable!

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is young, he just got married, and he only has one daughter who is still in infancy, how can there be a father as big as you!

No, how can there be a son as old as you! ”

was shocked by Sedum's mouth, and Li Xiaoyao hurriedly denied it.

was heard by his two wives like this, and then looked at the faces of Sedum and himself carved out almost in the same mold, so what is it?

It's just that, thinking of this, Li Xiaoyao suddenly regretted it a little secretly in his heart.

This sedum looks exactly like himself, and anyone who sees it will have doubts.

After accepting the apprentice, sooner or later you have to see the master, right?

When the time comes, two identical faces will come together, and it will be a little difficult not to make the wives suspicious!

Thinking of the suspicions he might encounter, thinking of Yueru's Nine Yin White Bone Claws, and thinking of Ling'er's eyes that didn't say a word, but contained disappointed eyes, Li Xiaoyao subconsciously shrunk his neck.

Did you do something wrong by accepting such an apprentice yourself?

It's just that soon, Li Xiaoyao threw away all the complicated thoughts in his mind.

He accepted Sedum as an apprentice, which was after some careful consideration.

One of the biggest reasons is that Li Xiaoyao wants to pit a wave of wine sword immortals.

is not like the original book, Li Xiaoyao, whose fate trajectory has been deflected, seems to be incompatible with Jiujian Xian, and the two spend eighty percent of their time together in mutual rigidity.

Quarrels and bickering are commonplace, and a contest between men happens from time to time.

Therefore, Li Xiaoyao and Jiu Jianxian naturally would not let go of any opportunity to hit each other.

Just like Jiu Jian Xian thought that he knew Zhao Ling'er's mother-in-law and was his elder, Li Xiaoyao naturally would not let go of a similar opportunity to attack Jiu Jian Xian.

Since an unintentional opportunity, he has had a certain immunity after drinking immortal drunk for a long time, and he did not faint directly after drinking.

It was also that time, only Li Xiaoyao, who was more harmonious when they drank together, heard some little secrets in the mouth of Jiujian Immortal.

It's better that the wine sword fairy once stole the immortal drunk of one of his predecessors and old bastards, was chased and killed for tens of thousands of miles, and finally was pressed under the Leifeng Tower, replacing the legend of the White Lady.

For example, that old bastard has a lot to do with their Shushan, and he is a senior of their Shushan.

For example, that time when he stole wine, the wine sword fairy was pitted by that old bastard, and after drinking the fairy drunk, his mouth could no longer allow other ordinary drinks to enter.

It is also for this reason that in order to be able to drink for a long time, the wine sword fairy signed a deed of sale with Li Xiaoyao's master, and obtained a white jade gourd containing the immortal drunk that can never be drunk.

At that time, after complaining, the wine sword fairy fell to the ground drunk like mud

And Li Xiaoyao, after Jiujian Xian finished complaining, he already had a plan.

Stealing a large amount of fine wine from the white jade gourd of the Wine Sword Immortal, and putting it in his storage ring.

For the first time, Li Xiaoyao kindly helped the drunken Jiujian Immortal to the bed.

Of course, he certainly did not do this because of true love, but because of a weak heart.

After that, seeing that he woke up with a hangover, it turned out to be a wine sword fairy lying on the bed, and he was quite suspicious to find Li Xiaoyao and question.

Since then, Li Xiaoyao has been secretly planning to take the time to deliver the immortal drunk obtained from the Wine Sword Immortal to the old bastard in his mouth, that is, Sedum fifty years ago.

Send the wine obtained from the wine sword fairy to Sedum, and after a few decades, let the wine sword fairy at that time steal the immortal drunk from the hands of the future wine sword fairy that Sedum has treasured for decades.

In the end, Jiu Jianxian was locked up under the Leifeng Pagoda by Sedum for stealing his own, and it was difficult to drink ordinary wine.

In order to be able to get out and have endless wine, Jiu Jianxian signed a deed of sale with Mu Feng.

If this happens, a few years later, when he reveals the truth in front of the Wine Sword Immortal.

When I learned that I was infected with poison # by my own wine pit, I couldn't quit the ring, and I was signed by myself in the wine pit in exchange for the deed of sale.

When he knew that he and Li Xiaoyao, the sworn enemy, had worked together to make him so miserable, what kind of expression would the wine sword fairy have on his face?

Thinking about it, Li Xiaoyao felt unusually expectant.

And not long after Li Xiaoyao's plan appeared in his heart, Li Xiaoyao, who had successfully cultivated to the realm of the Immortal Dao, got the opportunity to carry out the plan.

I went back to fifty years ago through the time magic and saw the gangster-like sedum at this time.

When he saw that Sedum looked exactly the same as himself, and his shameless appearance was the same as his own, Li Xiaoyao suddenly changed his mind.

I accepted Sedum as an apprentice, and then went to let Sedum pit the wine sword fairy.

In the end, isn't it like you pitted the wine and sword fairy?

It is also because of this that after making up his mind, Li Xiaoyao decided to accept Sedum as an apprentice.

When Li Xiaoyao was thinking in his heart, Sedum was not idle.

"Master, you're going too far!

If it's not my dad, you'll look the same as me?

He also said that he didn't lie to me by becoming me! ”

Before Sedum finished complaining, Li Xiaoyao's hand had already pressed on Sedum's body.

There is no superfluous explanation, it comes up with a combination of punches.

When the reason doesn't make sense, using your fists is the best means.

When Sedum was beaten with a blue nose, swollen face and eyes turned into a panda, under Li Xiaoyao's explanation based on the principle of convincing people with reason, Sedum finally believed that Li Xiaoyao's face was a real face.

At the same time, he also believed that Li Xiaoyao was really not his father, and there was no blood relationship between the two.

"The world is so big, there are no surprises!"

Looking at Li Xiaoyao's face that was exactly the same as his own, Sedum couldn't help but sigh.

"Master, I believe what you say now!"

"What?" Listening to Sedum's unclear words, Li Xiaoyao was stunned.

"It's that you said that the ancestor accepted you as an apprentice because you were handsome, I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it!

The ancestor must have taken you as an apprentice because you were handsome enough.

It's like master, you have to take me as an apprentice, just because I have a handsome face! ”

Sedum swore as a matter of course, and the corners of Li Xiaoyao's mouth twitched when he heard it.

This thing really deserves to be his apprentice, and this shameless appearance is really nine points similar to him!

"! Gone, report my name again! ”

Glaring at Sedum, Li Xiaoyao stepped out in one step, and the whole person fluttered like a fairy, soaring into the air and flying towards the clouds.

Below, looking at Li Xiaoyao's detachment like an immortal, Sedum couldn't help but feel envious.

"When will I have this method?"

When he was a child, he saw the flying of the immortal sword of Shushan once, and he was already amazed by him at that time.

But now it seems that what Edgeworth flies, in front of him, a cheap master who looks almost exactly like him, is simply a scumbag!

Relying on the void and stepping on the void, I asked you if the Shushan Sword Immortal is okay?

After envying for a while, he retracted his gaze, thinking that Li Xiaoyao said that he was reporting his name again.

Sedum couldn't help but complain, "Old immortal, the ghost will report your name!" Report your name, I don't think I'm dying fast enough, am I? ”

Click!

As soon as the words fell, a thunderclap rushed down, draped squarely on the door of Sedum's head.

"Insulting the master, bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestor, there will be no next time it will no longer be a warning!"

In the air, Li Xiaoyao's ethereal voice came.

Sedum: "...... I@! #￥！ %￥#”

For a long time, there was no more silence in the sky, leaving Sedum alone on the ground in a tattered costume, with a non-mainstream explosive head messy in the wind.

After a long time, he looked at his outfit without tears, Sedum lowered his head, and his eyes looked straight at a small pile of gold on the ground.

A thousand taels of gold, how much money does this have to be!

This money is enough to buy the entire Yong'an, right?

While holding on to his saliva, he squatted down, and Sedum couldn't wait to hold all the thousand taels of gold in his arms.

It's just that after all, he is just a mortal without cultivation, and although a thousand taels of gold is not much, it is not something that he can hold alone.

In the end, several attempts were fruitless, and Sedum gave up the idea of leaving with a thousand taels of gold.

If you can't take it away, how can you take this gold away?

Subconsciously, Sedum looked at the storage ring in his hand that Li Xiaoyao used as a gift for the apprentice.

"This thing, it should be okay, right?"

"It's just, who told me how to use this thing?"

After looking at it over and over again for a long time, Sedum didn't figure out how to use this thing.

"Do you need to confess the Lord with blood?"

When he was a child, he didn't hear some fairy tales, but he had heard a lot of stories in which the magic weapons of the fairy family needed to be dripping blood to recognize the master.

Just do it, Sedum gritted his teeth, his heart was horizontal, and he put his right index finger in his mouth.

The teeth were so hard that they bit their fingers, and the blood flowed out instantly.

Drip blood on the ring, Sedum watched and waited for the ring to change.

Didn't they all say that the magic weapon of the immortal family would burst out with a burst of light or something?

It's just that the first and second class, Sedum didn't wait for the slightest change in the storage ring.

"Why not? Is there not enough blood? ”

Muttering, Sedum pinched his right index finger, and the blood was squeezed out drop by drop.

When the blood stained the entire ring red, Sedum finally saw the change in the ring.

"Boy, do you want to drown me?"

In the ring, a childish thought came.

"Who?"

Sedum consciousness of the chrysanthemum tightened.

There was a pile of gold behind him, who was talking to him?

"Let me tell you, my master is Li Xiaoyao, there is a debtor and a master, if you have any revenge, you should find him to revenge!"

The first half of the sentence was still very hard, but when the painting style changed abruptly in the back, it was directly coaxed.

Ring: "......"

"I'm in your hands!"

"In hand?" Li Xiaoyao looked at the ring in his book, "Are you a ring?" ”

", I'm the Ring's Spirit!"

"Machine spirits? And something so advanced? ”

"Nonsense, there are machine spirits above and above the spirit weapon, as an immortal weapon, why can't I have it?"

Hearing the words of the machine spirit, Sedum nodded, he didn't understand the market for this thing, and he just pretended to know what the other party said.

You can't say that you have a black eye and then be despised by a ring, right?

Moreover, although I don't know how to do it, although I wasted a lot of blood, I have succeeded anyway, haven't I?

"The machine spirit has come out, have I succeeded in confessing the Lord?" Thinking of this, Sedum asked with a determined face.

And then......

"Confess the Lord? What confesses the Lord? ”

The machine spirit looked confused.

"Didn't you come out because I just dropped blood on you and confessed the Lord?"

The machine spirit is confused, and Sedum is even more confused.

"What did you succeed in confessing the Lord, I have always been there, and I still wonder why you smeared so much blood on me!"

Sedum: "...... That is, it is useless to confess the Lord by dripping blood? ”

"Nonsense, since I came to you, I have successfully confessed the Lord, why do you need to drop blood to confess the Lord!"

Sedum: "......" means that all your own blood is wasted?

After a long silence, Sedum roared at the ring.

"Why didn't you say it so soon?"

Sedum was angry, and the ring was not happy.

"Why the fuck didn't you ask earlier?"

Sedum: "......" met an irresponsible master who didn't understand the knowledge of cultivating immortals, and complained about me?