Robin, who was still on his back just now, is really falling on his back now. Who told him to keep his neck tilted up in order to pretend to be 13 and didn't look at his feet, and he didn't see such a big piece of butter. Wait, where does the butter come from? Robin sprang up from the ground with a red face, glaring at the 24 group members who were laughing opposite, and a white boy named "Xiao Wangcai" in the crowd had just taken the tissue handed to him by Jimmy, and was laughing and wiping the butter on his hands. This white boy has always been obsessed with Chinese culture, so he gave himself such a name, according to his own words, this name sounds pleasant to the ear and auspicious, but a few of us feel a little awkward.

Robin had bruises on his neck, stared at Wangcai, and shouted, "Was it you just now?!" Come over to me! I laughed twice: "Wangcai is our group, you said let him pass, he will pass?" Don't be afraid, Wangcai, I have it. Well, Wangcai, you can change your name another day, it's really awkward to call it that. ”

Robin didn't care about Wangcai's name in the slightest, and he pointed at me, "What's wrong with you?" How old are you, aren't you lucky to be the captain, can you be good? I'm not convinced! ”

I just felt angry and funny, "You don't think you're convinced, right?" I'm just waiting for you to say it, come on, if you don't accept it, you can try it! ”

"What else can I fear of you? The competition is the competition, which is exactly what I want, we are willing to gamble and lose! ”

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"Report! Brother Pong, Robin, their scouts are on the move! ”

"Don't be nervous, I'm afraid he'll do something!" I squinted my eyes and swept the sand table and took a sip of tea, "Listen to my order, the second heavy armored unit will attack, preparing to establish a firing point on the right side to cover the safety of the second airborne force." The first lightweight armored unit approached from the other side and harassed! ”

Robin's side, after listening to the reconnaissance report, chuckled, "Dare to ignore my advance troops, pass on my orders, the No. 1 and No. 2 scout squads continue to advance, give me a firm wedge there, the missile troops and the airborne troops are ready to reinforce at any time!" ”

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"Brother Pang, the enemy's advance force has already crossed the military demarcation line, but has not yet started to attack, should we strike first?"

"Needless to say? Hit me hard! Pass my order, the missile unit skips the opponent's advance corps, give me a direct attack on the rear, and if you can't defeat one of the opponent's armored corps, don't come back to see me! The task of clearing the enemy's advance force was entrusted to the 2nd Light Panzer Division. ”

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"Commander Robin, our guards have been hit, and the combat headquarters is about to be besieged, and it is almost impossible to hold on!"

"Don't be afraid, the combat headquarters will be temporarily transferred, and the third corps will give me a strong attack on the opponent's headquarters!"

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Robin sat down on the ground in a daze, I grabbed a stool, sat in front of him, looked at Robin's decadent appearance, and shook my head gently, "Why bother? Fighting with me is simply self-defeating. Say, accept it or not! ”

Han Yuyan on the side also sighed, and slapped me directly on the back of the head, that's right, it was me who fanned me...... "What are you pretending, you said, you two, playing chess can make such a big move, even the holographic projection is turned on, you look at how many people gathered outside the hall are watching the excitement." After speaking, he looked at Lei Ming and a few others, "There are still a few of you, these two people are crazy, and you are still going crazy with them, what do you think?" ”

Robin raised his head and looked at me with a bitter face, and said from the bottom of his heart: "Captain Huge, I obeyed, not because you are better at chess than me, but because" He approached Pang Ran's ear and whispered, "Such a fierce woman can be chased by you, brother, I am really ashamed of myself." I shook my head, "I'm chasing it, I sent it myself, and I can't hide if I want to." "If you can take the initiative to give this kind of best a hug, then I admire you even more." "Alas, you don't understand, it's hard to say." After saying that, I also looked up at the sky, making a vicissitudes of life, oh, looking at the alloy ceiling.

Robin laughed dryly, with an expression of "I understand, I understand", and then waved his hand at Han Yuyan, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry just now, let's go." After saying that, he left with those dozens of people...... "No! I'm not here to play chess with you! ”

This thing just reacted...... Robin walked up to me menacingly, "I was stunned by you just now, I didn't come to play chess with you!" ”

I scratched my head and smiled at him: "Then let's play with the flag?" ”

Robin's face turned red and he roared, "Are you humiliating my IQ?!" ”

Lei Ming on the side couldn't help laughing: "Haha, you can see that we are playing you?" ”

At this moment, Robin's face is as if he is squatting in the pit without paper (the words are rough, but vivid...... I saw that he suddenly took two steps back, stabbed his horse with a step, and swung his fists back and forth, good guy, it seems that he has practiced twice. "Mamreason, if it's a man, use a man's way to solve it!"

I looked indifferent, and touched my chin with my right hand: "Is that not negotiable?" Must be fought? ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Robin jumped up and replied with his fist. On the side of my body, I pushed away this guy's Qi Zhi's fists, it was so hard! My fists were pushed away, and he turned around with this force, and the leg whip was thrown directly, and I quickly raised my arms to protect my head. After a muffled thud, I retreated a full two meters to stabilize my figure. "You're a tiger?!"

"What do you care about me?!" With a loud roar, Robin pounced straight again, and I reached out and threw his fist in either side, and his chest opened wide. Without the slightest hesitation, I took advantage of the force of his rush to slam directly into my shoulder, and the muffled thud sounded particularly shocking in the empty cooking classroom. After taking five or six steps back, Robin still didn't stabilize his center of gravity, and directly leaned over and fell heavily to the ground. Robin lay on the ground with his legs raised, as if he wanted to have a carp fight, but unfortunately he didn't fight, it seemed that the top was very painful, and he couldn't use his strength.

Lei Ming was doing his favorite thing on the side - saying cool words: "Alas, the explosiveness is good, and the posture is like that, but the brain is not enough." I glared at him, and he didn't say any more. Uncle, I want to accept the younger brother, not to pull hatred......

I stepped forward, held out a hand to Robin, and nodded. Robin glanced up at me, his eyes turned away, but his hand reached out and clenched tightly. I lifted it hard, he stood up from the ground, let go of his hand and patted the dust on his body, and then arched his hand at me: "The skills are not as good as others, this time I planted it." Brothers, withdraw. Then he left with this group of people without looking back, Lei Ming wanted to laugh at him, but I stopped him.

In fact, this group of people didn't have so many ideas, but they were instigated by Robin to give him courage, Robin didn't have the heart to make trouble, and everyone naturally dispersed. When it was time for class to end, I was dragged back to the room by Han Yuyan with a gloomy face.

"What are you going to do in the future?" Han Yuyan closed the door and asked directly.

I was confused, "What do you do?" ”

"I mean, what if they come to you every once in a while, this Robin is a second defect today, and if he comes to his right mind another day, he won't be so easy to fool."

I smiled and said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, who am I?" I'm the 'East Decepticon Red Dragon', and besides, there aren't many normal people in our spaceship. Moreover, they don't recognize anything else, and only by relying on 'strength' can they be recognized, and I don't lack 'strength'. ”

Han Yuyan looked at my domineering appearance and sighed deeply, "I don't care about you anymore, you just don't let them disturb our normal life." ”

My eyebrows jumped, normal life? That's better to let them bother......

Early the next morning, I gave the first lecture to everyone as the captain, and there was no opposition or dissatisfaction from the people below, after all, the captain is an NPC that issues tasks to them, and it is the leaders of each group who really have the final say, only a few like Robin have not figured it out, and I will go one by one to "appease" it. As for the people who were found by Robin yesterday to strengthen their courage, most of them went to Han Yuyan......

The training tasks are all arranged, and I don't have to do anything. After disbandment. I felt more and more that my job was actually an NPC, and that it was no problem for the team leader to change the computer program for his job. Thinking of this, I beckoned the hacker in the group to come over.

This chubby hacker's nickname is CPU, which is said to be the abbreviation of his name, and no one cares what his original name is, just like Wangcai, and everyone forgot his original name at the end of the first day of class. The CPU kid did a lot of things before he came, but it's not big at all, he drank too much that day, and he had a competition with another hacker: who could upload the R~18 movie on the internal network of the Supreme House of the Alliance first, and he won and was caught...... Originally, he was sentenced to a fixed-term prison sentence or something, but the movie he uploaded was downloaded by the speaker by mistake, and it happened to be discovered by the speaker's wife, and the final result was that he also joined the team that distributed the earth.

The CPU trotted up to me, "Brother Pang, what's the matter?" ”

"Can you help me with a program?"

"That's it, no problem."

"I haven't said what I'm going to do yet."

The CPU slapped his chest, "If you can think of it, I can make it." ”

"Okay, I believe you, that's the case, you give me a procedure that can replace my team leader's work, such as giving lectures in the morning, sending class arrangements, supervising training and so on."

CPU rolled his eyes, "No problem, Brother Pang, I don't have time to get classes during the day, I'll send it to you at night." ”

"Okay. Let's go, go to class. ”

Today's course in our group is hairdressing and massage, I am not surprised by this kind of course arrangement, now my three views have been extremely strong, even if I am told that there is a film and television media course, he can accept it.

On our way to the hairdressing teaching studio, a fat man ran over out of breath, "Captain Mammoth, I'm Group 35 leader Good, I have something to ask you." ”

I didn't stop, and said as I walked, "The course arrangement must be reasonable, so you can study with peace of mind." ”

"But, Captain, our lesson today is Early Childhood Psychology."

"......, it must make sense to arrange that...... What if you've had a baby in those 10 years on Earth, right? ”

“……”

can be regarded as fooling the fat man, I can be regarded as knowing Wang Jun's pressure at that time. When I came to the hairdressing studio, the first thing I did when I arrived was to tell the teacher: for the safety of everyone's lives, you must not let Yu Yan touch scissors or anything......

The hairdressing class passed without any injuries, except that my hair was washed back to black, which of course was not what I asked for...... The subsequent massage class was also spent in peace, except for my poor shoulder being dislocated twice by Yu Yan, today can be said to be a perfect day...... It turns out that my requirements for life are limited to ensuring the safety of life?!

In the evening, I was about to take a shower (not a mandarin duck bath, don't think too much), and there was a knock on the door. I opened the door and saw that it was the CPU guy standing outside, "Brother Pang, I'm done, I've already installed it for you to the receiver and transmitted it to the internal network just now, now come and install the control terminal for you." ”

"I haven't even seen it before I passed it on?"

"Brother Pang, believe me, it's no problem."

I will be suspicious to install the terminal on the PDA, the page is very simple, the functions are quite complete, reliable. I nodded with satisfaction, and then sent a broadcast notification for everyone to download and install the client as soon as possible.

Of course, Yu Yan was the first to install it, and when she clicked on the client, she screamed "ah", and her face turned red. I hurriedly took Han Yuyan's PDA, and the client interface on it almost made me feel angry. On the page is a photo of someone posing in a riotous pose, with the text "Good evening, baby, do you want to do something with me?" ”

I turned around and grabbed the CPU by the collar, "Your sister! What's going on with this photo?! Hurry up and delete it! ”