Chapter 179: Wanshou Mountain
A few disciples laughed for a while, and naturally it was impossible to really stew the pig's head or cut two pieces of meat and roast it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
This kind of hurtful thing, even if you think about it in your heart, you can't do it on the surface.
As long as it is not on the bright side, even if one day the pig's head wakes up in pain in the middle of the night and finds that he has a scar on his body and has been cut by someone.
It's nothing, as long as a few other people wipe the grease stains off their mouths after eating, no one has any evidence, right?
Of course, the above is just the personal opinion of some people, and Mu Feng will never admit that he thinks so.
After a few disciples laughed for a while, although they didn't eat pork, they did enhance their feelings.
After the laughter, another serious problem was put in front of everyone.
"Master, how should we cross this eight-hundred-mile quicksand river where there are no waves and no waves, goose feathers can't float, and the reeds sink to the bottom?
Anyway, it's not once or twice that you have violated the rules, otherwise, let's fly over? It's really not good, you don't use mana, let Brother Monkey carry you over? ”
I have to say that the laziness of the pig's head cannot be changed, obviously it was his suggestion, but in the end, when he carried people, he replaced the coolie with a monkey.
Hearing the pig's head's words, Mu Feng felt that it was wrong.
What do you mean that I don't break the rules once or twice? In your eyes, is a teacher such a lawless and unruly person?
Okay, since you see it as a teacher this way, now, as a teacher, you have to follow the rules to show you once!
Thinking so in his heart, Mu Feng reached out and struck the "Iron Fist of Love" on the pig's head, and said in the pig's tearful expression.
"Say you're a pig's head, and you're really putting your IQ closer to a pig. Is there no other way to cross the river than to fly over? ”
Mu Feng knew that there was naturally, for example, in the original book, because Tang Seng had to walk to the west step by step, so he couldn't let people fly across the river on his back.
In the end, it was Guanyin who gave the solution, combining the skull necklace around the neck of the sand monk with the treasure gourd to create a gourd boat to cross the river!
Of course, Tang Seng at that time would not know that the nine skulls were all left over from his previous life when he was eaten by Sha Seng.
And now, without the reincarnation of the golden cicada, Mu Feng naturally will not let the sand monk eat nine times and leave a skull, and the method of crossing the river with a skull will naturally not be realized.
It's just that the methods are all thought of by people, and this method is not feasible, so use other methods.
Hearing Mu Feng's words, the second senior brother cried and rubbed his swollen head, and said with a sad cry, "Master, this quicksand river, even the boat can't float, and we don't have a magic weapon that can float on it. What else can you do besides flying over! ”
Hearing this stupid pig say such brainless words, Mu Feng glared at him, "With your IQ, don't say that you are a disciple of the teacher when you go out in the future, shame!"
Without Zhang Butcher, we can really only eat pigs with hair? ”
Mu Feng's lecture was not over, and the honest bearded man interjected, "Master, I'm ...... I'll shed pig hair! ”
Mu Feng: "......" Lao Sha, good, God replied!
Second Senior Brother: "......" bearded, I begged the master to accept you before, and you took revenge for such kindness.
I have a kinship with you, old pig, and what you think in your heart is how to eat me all the time!
This kind of vignette can also add a lot of fun to the boring westbound road.
After another joking, Mu Feng glared at the pig's head who was too lazy to die and kept making stupid mistakes, and educated, "Bajie! It's not for the teacher to say you, you're a girl, you just can't use your brain!
You can't cross the river without the tools you need to cross the river, and you can't fly over it?
Let me ask you, what did you do when you learned 36? If you don't take it out and use it when you encounter difficulties, do you keep it and wait for him to give birth to you with seventy-two changes? ”
Hearing Mu Feng's words, the pig head thought of something in hindsight, and a pair of small eyes glared at the boss, looked at Mu Feng and asked, "Master...... You mean......"
Mu Feng nodded, "Well, this difficult task is handed over to you, come on!" ”
Hearing Mu Feng's affirmative answer, the pig's face was full of disbelief, for a long time, he took a deep breath, looked at this endless quicksand river, and after brewing for a long time, he didn't dare to make a move.
Turning around and looking at Mu Feng, the pig head said with some embarrassment, "Master, I think, let's let Brother Monkey go!" This workload is too much, I'm afraid my old pig won't be able to hold on! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Feng had already kicked him into the water, "An eight-hundred-mile passage in this Lusha River can still exhaust you?" ”
It wasn't until he fell into the water and heard Mu Feng's words that the pig head completely understood what Mu Feng meant.
Before sinking to the bottom, the last thought in his heart was: It turns out that Master didn't let me steam up this quicksand river!
Under Mu Feng's foot, the pig seemed to be transformed into a water-sheltering bead, and the moment it fell into the water, it had already divided the 800-mile quicksand river into a channel about ten meters wide.
On both sides of the passage is a water wall as high as 3,000 feet, and the land of the passage does not have the slightest silt stain.
Seeing a passage taking shape, Mu Feng jumped and jumped off the quicksand river.
In the air, he pointed at the second senior brother below, and the second senior brother, who had just turned back into human form, turned into a wild boar again.
"Piggy, let's go!" Falling from the air, sitting on the wild boar, looking at the three apprentices who followed behind, Mu Feng patted the pig's head, pointed to the opposite bank of the quicksand river in front and said.
The master and apprentice are not mortals, and the mounts are not ordinary pigs, and these eight hundred miles of quicksand river have been crossed in less than half a day under the rapid rush of a few people.
After crossing the quicksand river, the scripture-learning team was full, and the next step was the official journey to the west.
Mu Feng knew that according to the words of the original book, after crossing the quicksand river, there would be Guanyin, Fuxian, Manjushri, three Bodhisattvas, plus the mysterious and unpredictable old mother of Lishan, and the four saints came to test the sincerity of the master and apprentice and the five people to learn the scriptures.
In this regard, Mu Feng has been secretly waiting, but it is a pity that he has waited for a few days and traveled thousands of miles, and he has not seen a single hair of the Four Saints, let alone a human figure.
It turned out that Guanyin guessed Mu Feng's true identity, and it was too late to hide from him, so how could he dare to come and try him.
As for the old mother of Na Li Mountain, she is the only saint among the demon clan, Nuwa's doppelganger in the heavenly court, and she knows the root of Mu Feng, where she dares to come here to die.
The four of them didn't dare to come, and Manjushri and Fuxian Bodhisattva naturally dispelled the idea of coming to the test.
Of course, even without them, the last thing that is missing on the 108,000 miles westward journey is the story.
Stop and go along the way, stop for the beautiful scenery, stop for the sunset, chant poetry for the flowers, and make endowments for the white clouds.
Yes, although the feet of the pig are not slow, and several apprentices are immortals who are in an easy hurry, it took three days to walk the distance of thousands of miles.
In the past three days, I have not encountered any big demons that can catch my eyes, but the robbers and bandits have encountered several waves, adding a few more souls to the monkey's iron rod.
Well, it is worth mentioning here that this iron rod was specially refined for monkeys during the journey, when Mu Feng had nothing to do, referring to the previous golden hoop stick.
Although it didn't use any very good materials, it couldn't compare to the ever-changing Five Elements Mountain in terms of level, but it was also more powerful than the previous Golden Hoop Stick.
On this day, the sky was dawning, and the five masters and apprentices had traveled dozens of miles, and far away, a mountain full of immortal energy had come into view.
"Master, you see there is a big mountain in front of you, such a mountain full of spiritual energy, there must be a great demon living on the mountain, why don't we go up the mountain and find the monster's mountain gate to rob it......"
Looking at the mountains in the distance, thinking of the previous sweep of Huangfengling, the pig's head wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said with a light in his eyes.
Syllable!
Listening to this pig's head nonsense, Mu Feng slapped it on the pig's head.
"Nonsense, how many times have I said it for the teacher, how can the matter of the monks be called robbery? We call it fate, do you understand it? ”
This pig has really been taught repeatedly, and it has obviously been robbed along the way...... Eh, I was almost taken into the ditch, but I have obviously turned into a relationship with so many bandits and bullies, why can't this pig remember it!
It's just that although he slapped the pig's head who proposed to go to rob, looking at the mountains in the distance, Mu Feng's eyes were also shining, and he had a feeling of impatience.
"Piggy, don't blame the teacher for not teaching you, you can listen to me, save yourself from going out in the future, people say that you don't know, think that the master didn't teach you well!
This mountain, the general momentum, is rooted in the ancestral veins of Kunlun, and the top of the mountain towers into the clouds.
On the top of the mountain, there is a curling fairy atmosphere, there are white cranes flying, the ape is crying, this kind of place, at first glance, it is not a place where monsters live, but a blessed land of immortals! ”
Hearing Mu Feng's words, the pig's head squinted his small eyes and looked carefully, and saw that this mountain was indeed as Mu Feng said, there were cranes flying on the top of the mountain, and there was fairy energy, and he couldn't help but be a little disappointed in his heart.
After all, according to what he knew about his own master, he was robbed by them along the way...... Forehead. It's fate, and the people who come to their door to turn into fate are either monsters or bandits and bullies, and none of them are good people.
In this way, if the mountain in front of him is inhabited by an immortal family, his robbery plan will be ruined again!
It's just that when he was disappointed in the pig's heart, Mu Feng's next sentence gave him a sense of surprise that there was no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers were bright and bright.
"According to the teacher's point of view, this mountain is full of spiritual energy, and it is actually a blessed land of immortals, not inferior to the holy land of Kunlun, compared to the Tianzhu Buzhou Mountain back then, it also deserves to be called a blessed land.
Now in the Earth Immortal Realm, there should only be one mountain range that can have such a scene! ”
Hearing Mu Feng's words, the pig head felt that his saliva was a little irrepressible and wanted to stay, "Wanshou Mountain? But the Wanshou Mountain where the ancestor of the earth immortals Zhen Yuanzi is located? ”
Hearing this, Mu Feng nodded, "Wanshou Mountain, Wuzhuang Temple, is indeed the dojo of the ancestor of the earth immortals, Zhen Yuanzi!"
In these five villages, there is an innate spiritual root and human fruit, known as the grass and Dan, mortals can live 360 years old when they smell it, and they can live for 48,000 years if they eat one.
For this life fruit that is as famous as the peach, I am very interested in being a teacher! ”