Chapter 211: Braised Lion's Head
Looking at the little whirlwind who left after learning the new song he taught, and the pastoral wind that changed back to his original appearance, the corners of his mouth unconsciously hooked up a smile of unknown meaning. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
And the little whirlwind, who was fooled and didn't know anything, continued to patrol the mountains while singing the song that his family had just taught, and sure enough, he found that he was able to recognize the way he came.
"What the adults said is true, the reason why I got lost is because I patrol the mountains in the wrong way! The correct way to patrol the mountains should be to sing the songs taught by adults! ”
muttered to himself, and the little whirlwind who was energetic sang harder.
Of course, I didn't forget to patrol the mountains.
So, soon, the whole Lion Camel Ridge resounded with the song of the little whirlwind patrolling the mountain.
"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, and I will turn the world around......"
"Beat my shares, beat my gong......"
"Life is full of rhythm ......"
In the depths of the Lion Camel Ridge, the old demon blue-haired lion spirit was sitting with the Second Demon White Elephant King drinking together.
"Big brother, our Lion Camel Ridge, but we are also on the edge of the westward journey, and I saw the news released by the peacock fairy and met the legendary pig a day ago.
Now, it's almost time for us to reach Lion Camel Ridge.
Let's hide out and avoid it? ”
Hearing the words of his second brother, the White Elephant King, the blue-haired lion spirit frowned, obviously worried about this matter.
"Second brother, people haven't called yet, let's just go out like this, isn't it a loss of the prestige of our three demons in Lion Camel Ridge?
Let outsiders listen, I really think that we are afraid of the person who learns the scriptures! ”
White Elephant King: "Big Brother ......, what you said, aren't we just afraid of the person who learned the scriptures?"
"Big brother, don't be rash, that's the person who wrote the Journey to the West on the tip of the tongue!
Let's not mention that the monkey has vast magical powers and a background that reaches the sky; Don't talk about the pig that was used as meat in a plate by countless demons and monsters at the beginning, but became a big Luo Jinxian.
Let's just say that the most unpredictable and impenetrable scripture learner, along the way, because of the humiliation of the Journey to the West list on the tip of the tongue, how many demons have gone to assassinate the monk one after another?
The result? Haven't they all become a meal on the monk's barbecue?
Oh, yes, not even qualified to be his ingredient! ”
The White Elephant King couldn't help but shudder at the thought of an elephant being pierced back and forth by an iron rod and roasting it on a barbecue grill with a samadhi fire.
Green-haired lion spirit: "Second brother ......, is it really good for you to raise the prestige of others and destroy your own morale like this?"
"Second brother, my brother naturally knows how terrible the scripture-learning team is, but although we are on the edge of the scripture-learning road, the scripture-learning person may not necessarily come to harm us!"
"Yes...... But when they come, we won't be able to run if we want to! "The White Elephant King is in a hurry.
"Hehe, second brother, don't be impatient!" Seeing that his brother was in a hurry, the green-haired Lion King grinned confidently.
"Second brother, you listen to what you say, as early as yesterday after getting the news of the Peacock Fairy, you have already prepared for your brother.
What are you doing when you are the little demon patrolling the mountains and fields? ”
"Big brother, it's time to go, my life is in danger, how can I care about going up and patrolling the little demon!"
The White Elephant King was a straight man, and he didn't understand the meaning of the green-haired lion's words.
"Hehe, you ...... I'll tell you the truth for my brother.
This little demon patrolling the mountains was sent out for his brother to beware of the person who learned the scriptures.
As soon as the traces of the scripture learners are found, the mountain patrol demons will immediately report back, once they have the intention of harming the Lion Camel Ridge, the news comes, we will immediately evacuate in advance!
And if they have no intention of coming at all, we don't have to run away, so as not to fall into the reputation of a coward who is afraid of learning from the scriptures! ”
Hearing the words of the green-haired lion king, the white elephant king's eyes lit up.
"Big brother..... Seconds! The White Elephant King gave a thumbs up to the blue-haired lion.
At this moment, a cheerful rhythm of singing came.
"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, and I will turn the world around......"
"Beat my shares, beat my gong......"
"Life is full of rhythm ......"
"Huh? This song..... It's a good song! Hearing the song, the White Elephant King nodded appreciatively.
"Haha! Brother Xian didn't know, listening to this voice and singing, it should be a little whirlwind newly promoted by my brother yesterday.
This little whirlwind patrolled the mountains on the first day, and I thought there would be some mistakes, but now listening to this song, it seems that he can't help but make no mistakes, but has quite a lot of experience! ”
Hearing his brother say this, the White Elephant King nodded approvingly, "Big brother really has a unique vision, this newly promoted little whirlwind can be vigorously cultivated, and he will be a general in the future!" ”
"Haha, such a good talent, my brother will naturally be promoted more!" The green-haired Lion King was happy and laughed.
While the two brothers talked, the singing continued.
"The king asked me to patrol the mountains......"
"Big brother, listening to this, he was majestic and quite complacent, and he explained his own purpose.
The king asked me to patrol the mountain, and this sentence shows that this little whirlwind was specially promoted by you and was ordered by you.
In this way, the demons and monsters on the mountain, who must not give him some face?
This county shows off its wealth, and it is really smart and exciting! ”
Hearing his brother say this, the blue-haired lion spirit nodded in agreement, "Yes, he sang very right, and it was indeed me who gave him this important responsibility!" ”
The more they talked, the more energetic they became, and they didn't have the slightest vigilance.
Just when the two of them were complacent and eager to promote this little whirlwind immediately, the next lyrics came to the ears of the two of them unsuspectingly.
"The king asked me to patrol the mountains......"
"Grab a monk and make dinner ......"
“......”
Poof!
The latter words, the blue-haired lion spirit and the white elephant king did not hear it, because, when they heard the second sentence "catch a monk to make dinner", the two big demons knelt in unison!
He ...... What did he sing? The blue-haired lion spirit shook his dizzy head, looked at his brother and asked.
"Catch ..... Catch a monk...... Make dinner! The White Elephant King replied with a trembling voice.
"Catch ...... What to catch? The blue-haired lion spirit asked incredulously.
"And ...... Monk! The White Elephant King closed his eyes in despair.
"Ma Dan, the king of the pit!" The blue-haired lion spirit exclaimed.
In the next moment, the figure of the blue-haired lion spirit disappeared into the cave, and in a blink of an eye, it had already appeared beside the little whirlwind who was singing.
"The water in the mountains is a little sweet......"
"Don't envy mandarin ducks, don't envy immortals......"
Little Whirlwind didn't know anything about his own king making him kneel.
At this moment, he is still singing step by step as his family has taught.
"Shut up!" When he was singing, a roar suddenly sounded behind him.
"Big ...... King! Hearing the voice, he turned around, and the little whirlwind saw his own king looking at him with a gloomy face.
"Who told you to sing this! Ah, tell me, who made you sing! "The blue-haired lion spirit is almost crazy.
The monk, he didn't have time to hide, he couldn't wait to run away as soon as there was a little trouble.
The turtle shrank the 48,000 little demons on the mountain, just so as not to attract the attention of the scripture-learning team, so as not to be harmed.
Who would have thought that it was too late for him to hide, this little demon he had just promoted, dared to sing the rebellious lyrics of "catch a monk and make dinner" here.
If those monks heard this......
This Nima is the rhythm of death!
"Big ..... King, didn't you arrange for the small ones to patrol the mountains? ”
was stunned by his own king's question, and the little whirlwind blurted out a sentence.
"I asked you to patrol the mountain, but I didn't ......" The blue-haired lion spirit didn't finish its sentence, and the words were interrupted by a flirtatious voice.
"Oh? So, is it really what you ordered? A flirtatious voice sounded behind him, and the green-haired lion spirit subconsciously turned his head.
"What? Your grandfather pig asked you, tell me honestly, whether you ordered it or not, the Journey to the West food list on the tip of our tongue is not on the list of monsters who are not hostile to us! ”
Seeing the green-haired lion looking at him with a wary face, Piggy, who was the ambassador of Journey to the West food on the tip of his tongue, winked contemptuously at the persimmon.
"You...... It's you...... Three waves of wild pigs! Hearing the words "Grandpa Pig", looking at the handsome young man in front of him, the blue-haired lion spirit blurted out a sentence.
And as soon as the name came out, Piggy's entire face instantly turned blue.
"God's Crazy Pig Three Waves...... experienced a path of enlightenment, and was successfully promoted to the pig pig in the later stage of Daluo, and his mana was displayed without reservation.
The golden light flashed on the ground, and the pig appeared directly behind the green-haired lion spirit.
"I'll make you mad pigs three times!"
Bang, a foot fell, and the blue-haired lion spirit in the late stage of Taiyi did not have the slightest power to resist, and was directly kicked out for dozens of miles and smashed into the cliff dozens of miles away.
The green-haired lion smashed the whole lion into the cliff, leaving a large hole in the shape of a human.
The pig was still angry, grabbed the green-haired lion from the hole with five fingers, and grabbed the green-haired lion from the hole, and another knee hit the green-haired lion essence into the sky.
Without waiting for the green-haired lion spirit to land, the pig flew up directly, and it was another split, and the lion spirit was smashed directly into the ground.
Hanging!
It's a completely inhumane hanging!
When the green-haired lion was dying, the pig grabbed his hand, the whole person was covered in bruises, except for the head, there was no good meat.
"Ask for ...... Please! "Ravaged like this, the lion spirit has no heart to beg for mercy.
"Happy? I'm not afraid to tell you that Grandpa Pig hates three things the most in his life.
First, some people say that I am a pig, and second, some people imply or explicitly imply or explicitly that Grandpa Pig has three waves of disease in various ways.
Third, someone dares to call me a mad pig three waves!
Now, you have all three of them, and you might as well tell you that you are dead!
As for the strength you can still speak now, it's because my master specially explained that braised lion's head is a very delicious famous dish! ”