I looked at the overgrown weeds around me, but I could pee anywhere, so I pointed to the grass on the other side of the cliff and said, "Then you can go there and go to the toilet!" Feng Pingping saw my gesture and shouted: "Wait for me!" And he got into the grass.

"Little white face!" The bearded man suddenly shouted again: "This little girl is your daughter-in-law?" Why do I have to follow you everywhere? ”

Mazi said rudely, I already feel that no one can compare, but I didn't expect to meet such a good thing today, it can really be said that a mountain is higher than a mountain. "It's not!" I said.

"That's not your daughter-in-law, why is she following you!" As soon as the bearded man stretched out his hand, he plucked off his longest beard, pinched it in his hand and blew: "Oh, Lao Tzu understands, you two are his grandmother's elopement!" ”

Listening to his words back and forth, I think he is quite interesting, I can't imagine that there can be such an imaginative soul under such a rough skin, it is not easy, and I also learned the tone of the big aunt, haha laughed and said: "Little young, don't ask blindly if you shouldn't ask!" ”

I thought that I would make him angry by talking like this, but not only that, but he also laughed, blew up the beard around his mouth, and said, "It's the first time that someone has praised me for being young, so since you praise me for being young, I won't ask you about it!" You're a little white face! ”

I don't think I'm in vain, I don't know where he called me "little white face", this word by word conversation, but also familiar, waved his hand and said: "Don't fucking always 'little white face, little white face' called, old ...... I'm not used to it! ”

I didn't understand it until now, he is also a master who bullies the weak and is afraid of the hard, I am called "Lao Tzu Lao Tzu" here, he is also polite, showing his white teeth and saying: "Then tell me, what should I call you if I don't call you a little white face?" ”

As soon as I saw this, I looked back and looked back, Feng Pingping hadn't come over yet, and I was going to brag with him anyway, so I started haha and said, "Old ...... Lao Tzu's name is Xu Kesong, a lot of Xu, this 'Kesong' is the same name as the American president! Glancing back again, Feng Pingping still didn't come out, so she continued: "Lao Tzu still touched Captain Jin!" ”

As soon as the bearded man heard that he was touching Captain Jin, he seemed to know something, and whispered: "Did you really touch Captain Jin?" ”

I saw that he seemed to be suspicious, so I simply took out the gold talisman that Sun Long gave me, people can lie, but this thing can't lie.

The golden talisman shook in front of the beard, and the bearded man believed it. "Fuck, touch the gold talisman, it looks like you are really a gold captain!"

One day, I still know how to touch the golden talisman, and I don't think it's the master who doesn't know anything, this woman is slow to do anything, and Feng Pingping has to wait a while before she can come out, so she hurriedly continued to blow and said: "That's not good, I think that in the Three Kingdoms era, Cao Cao and Cao Mengde were in order to make up the military salary, and there was a general in the middle of the hair and a captain who touched the gold, even if Lao Tzu was the captain of the gold!" How's that, awesome, right? ”

"Cow, big cow!" The bearded man's eyes widened, and he gave a thumbs up and said, "I didn't expect you to be a little ...... Brother Xu couldn't help but know that he touched Captain Jin, and he also knew what about the general of the Fa Qiu Zhonglang? ”

I see that he is bragging anyway, and he doesn't break any law, and since he is willing to listen, what harm is it to give him a few more words. "Hey, don't talk about this touching Jin Lieutenant, Faqiu Zhonglang General, it's the mountain mover and the unloading wrestler, Lao Tzu also knows it!"

"Oops, awful, awesome!" This bearded man listened to me blow for a long time, and he was already convinced: "Brother Xu knows a lot, it's really a person who can't be good-looking!" ”

"Hey, don't just ask me, you all know my name is Xu Kesong, I don't know what your name is?" You can't blow too much about this, you will lose too much talk, it's better to stop in moderation, I asked in a different way.

As soon as the bearded man heard that I began to ask him, he also looked respectful: "My surname is Yang, and I am the third oldest in the family, so you can call me Yang San!" ”

I think this beard has to be more than ten years older than me, although he blows very well, but this person still has to be respected, and hurriedly smiled: "Don't dare, don't dare, you can still call you Yang Sanye!" ”

My title also stunned him: "How dare you let a captain who touches gold call me Uncle Yang, this can't be helped, can't be helped!" ”

I said politely that you still don't give me this face, I will call again, if you don't agree, don't fucking say that it is Yang Sanye, even if it is a grandson, I don't bother to call it. "What don't you dare to do, Yang Sanye is Yang Sanye!" As I spoke, I gave him a bow.

He seemed to have seen through my mind this time, and he responded happily: "Then you call me Yang Sanye, where else dare I call you by your name, then you are Uncle Xu!" ”

I smiled and said, "This is still in time for Brother Baizi, and we have to arrange it in order!" ”

Yang San also laughed and said: "I didn't expect that I, Yang San, could meet a noble person in this place where birds don't, I'm really happy, if that girl doesn't dislike it, I can also call her uncle!" ”

As soon as I thought about it, a person in his forties called a twenty-five-year-old girl "uncle", which was obviously not very good, so I quickly vetoed it for Feng Pingping: "Don't say goodbye, let's sing and harmonize, don't scare other girls!" ”

"Listen to your Uncle Xu, if you don't call it, we won't call it!" Yang San said with a smile.

Before Yang San's laughter fell, she suddenly heard a scream from Feng Pingping on the other side of the grass, I can't say it in my heart, could it be that she encountered some beast in this wilderness, so she quickly ran towards the grass over there.

When Yang San saw me running over, he also followed, and shouted from behind: "Uncle Xu, you slow down, I have a gun here, don't startle the snake!" ”

As soon as I heard it, I slowed down my pace, made as little noise as possible, and moved forward step by step, Yang San also took down a gun from behind, rifled, and held it in his hand, ready to prevent emergencies.

Feng Pingping didn't go too far, and the two of us walked in for ten meters and met her, but it wasn't as she thought before, she encountered any beasts, and the surroundings were empty, except for weeds and rocks, there was nothing else. "What's wrong?" I asked, still a little worried.

"I ...... I saw a cave over there, and I thought there was some beast in it! But it seems like nothing! Feng Pingping pointed to the cliff behind her and said. I looked over and saw that there was a cave, but I didn't know if there was any beast living in it.