Dabao patted his face and made himself a little sober. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info likes to sleep naked, he got up and put on a suit, quickly brushed his teeth in the mirror, looked at his watch, and seemed to have enough time. Think about the dream of the night, alas, it's a pity that I missed the good opportunity to fight three hundred rounds with the glasses lady at the round table. Let's go downstairs for breakfast, the proprietress of the soy milk stall is also beautiful and moving, let's have something practical and feast your eyes.

A new day begins, and Dabao hurries downstairs, a small stall on the first floor, where the proprietress is a woman in her thirties who has just given birth to her second child. But the maintenance is not bad, there are no forehead lines, and the skin is white, and it looks like a young and beautiful young woman in her twenties. The plump breasts that nursed the two children, the big buttocks, at first glance is a very good mother, Dabao sees it with relish, and often thinks of her as a practice object for free fighting in his mind when he comes home at night.

Finally saw the proprietress of the soybean milk shop, Dabao was not polite, took out 5 yuan, and shouted directly: "Sister Wu, come to two fritters and a cup of soy milk, and the soy milk needs ice." ”

After all, in the summer, this fish market is so hot that although it is morning, it is still ice soy milk to relieve the heat. The proprietress sneered, took Dabao's money, packed the fritters and soy milk and handed them over, and advised: "The soy milk fritters are ready, take them." Dabao, it's not good to drink ice soy milk in the morning, be careful of diarrhea. And don't eat on the light rail, the impact is not good, in case of a sudden brake, soy milk splashes people's body is not good, the light rail during work hours is so crowded. ”

Hearing the proprietress tell herself like this, Dabao, who was originally in a good mood, was depressed and muttered: "Okay, okay, Sister Wu, I know, I will never eat on the light rail, I will finish eating before I go up, and I don't look at who made the soy milk fritters." I'm leaving, goodbye! ”

After saying goodbye to the proprietress of the proprietor, Dabao walked all the way to the light rail station. On the way, I finished my breakfast after three times and divided by two, and after a while, I came to the light rail station, and I saw that it was densely packed with people.

"Beep!"

Dabao took the bus card and swiped it gently, the machine sounded, and the door opened with a click, and Dabao strode into the platform. After waiting for a while, a full train slowly drove away.

"I'll go, squeeze sardines again. Let my brother squeeze in, move a place out, and let my brother squeeze in. ”

"Di Di Di Di", after the light rail stops at the station, as soon as the train door opens, few people get off, and the passengers waiting for the train on the platform are swarming towards the carriage, crowding the passengers in the carriage to complain and complain.

"I'm going to die, I can't squeeze in, I'm still squeezing, let's sit on the next shift, the next shift is coming soon."

"Made, you're not an old driver, how can you follow the old driver to learn to deceive people!?"

"Ah, hand, where are you going, I'm going to call the police. Demon spirits, there are idiots here! ”

"Ouch, which bastard stepped on my foot!"

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, I'll get pregnant if I squeeze again!"

, as soon as this sentence was shouted, everyone was collectively confused, is this the legendary squeezing will make you pregnant? But it doesn't matter, what should you do, if you want to get pregnant, get pregnant, it's not mine anyway, it's Lao Wang's next door, I'm the man who wants to squeeze up to work.

"Di Di Di Di", the train door closed again, and Dabao stood outside the train and looked at the lucky ones who were squeezed up at the station in the carriage. Several people were squeezed to the door and stuck to the guy, motionless. Forget it, brother should wait for the next shift.

After all, during the rush hour at work, the train was still very diligent, and within a minute, the second train stopped at the station again, but Dabao still couldn't squeeze it up and missed the general train again. It wasn't until the third train that Dabao squeezed in with difficulty.

After the train door was closed, Dabao stuck to the train door like the previous lucky ones, laboriously took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, looked at it, and passed the time of boredom. Most of the news is Olympics-related, with occasional days of news about celebrity events.

"Tut-tut, the modern version of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, tsk, comparing Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing is simply an insult to the two ancient people. These two bastards are simply inferior to beasts, why do they harm us honest people so much? What kind of blood mold did we honest people have in our last life? Looking at this news about a certain star, Dabao was unhappy, but fortunately he was too lazy to read this news again, and turned his head to look at the local news.

"Huh? What is it? ”

Dabao saw that these reporters now always want to make big news and make headlines to attract readers. A "There were multiple homicides in this city this morning!! The oversized headline appeared in front of Dabao's eyes, and Dabao clicked in to see what big news these reporters wanted to make.

"Since 6 o'clock this morning, citizens have been killed in many parts of the city and in the community, and the death toll has risen to 1,352 by press time......"

Seeing this, Dabao flipped the screen up, looked back at the press time, it was the manuscript after 7 o'clock this morning, it seems that these reporters should be rushed out of the real-time news, I didn't expect ah, these reporters in the fish market are still quite fast, than those Hong Kong reporters who see the wind and rain do not know where it is. Then Dabao turned it back and continued to read.

"According to the forensic examination, most of the deceased died after 6 a.m. In addition, the perpetrator's methods are cruel, the crime scene is extremely bloody, and the number of deaths has caused the intervention of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, and the following is the content of the speech of the leaders of the Municipal Bureau on the incident at half past 6 o'clock this morning......

Dabao is also a strange and fresh look. Well, since it is time for the speeches of the officials, then I have nothing to see, and I am most annoyed by the speeches of these officials in China.

"Di Di Di Di", the train arrived at the station again, the door opened again, Dabao quickly put away his mobile phone, put it in his trouser pocket, and grabbed the handrail intently, so as not to be squeezed out by the group of guys behind him, but he finally squeezed into the train. After going down a few people, the passengers on the platform were like crazy people, desperately squeezing into the carriage, regardless of whether the people in the carriage were pregnant or not, it wasn't mine anyway, and I wasn't responsible.

In this way, Dabao squeezed several stops and finally arrived. "Di Di Di Di", as soon as the car door opened, Dabao squeezed out of the carriage with great effort, took a dangerous breath, and wiped the sweat on his forehead. Brother almost didn't get out, and was coerced by the crowd to the next station, last time my brother was coerced by two stations, Made, and was fined 500 oceans for being late.

After Dabao got out of the car, he straightened his suit and walked towards the company with his briefcase. After going upstairs and entering the door, he threw his briefcase on his desk, loosened his tie, took a breath, and said hello to the sister paper at the next table.

"Susu, it's early, it's squeezed to death, the light rail is so crowded every day, it's about to squeeze out people's lives."

The sister at the next table sneered and joked to Dabao: "Brother, don't you think you have a lot of fat, you should squeeze more, squeeze it for ten days and half a month, and your beer belly will be squeezed out, huh." ”

"Alas, Susu, you don't know, brother, I haven't seen the fat squeezed out of the light rail for a year or two. Alas, which thin man wants his brother's meat, and my brother sells it to him. If you want to be su, just the relationship between the two of us, who is with whom, will give you for free. "Actually, Dabao is not fat, but he has a little fat on his belly. Dabao patted his little belly and sighed.

Su Su made a grimace after hearing this, and said mischievously: "Hehehehe, brother, your meat is too stinky, I don't want it." ”

Su Su is a girl in her early twenties, and she joined Dabao's company when she was just born in society. Originally, she was just an inconspicuous little sister, but she looked happy every day, and occasionally she would do weird, a body of positive energy, but later she gave Dabao a cute face, and in Dabao's eyes, she was directly upgraded to a goddess.

Looking at a white shirt, a short black skirt, a pair of black high-heeled sandals, and wavy hair in a shawl, sitting on the seat blinking and drinking milk, Dabao was fascinated.

Dabao shook his head and woke up, touched his trouser pocket, took out two movie tickets, and shook at Su Su: "Su Su, do you want to watch a movie at night, I bought two movie tickets yesterday, but my friends can't come today, a very good new movie "Judy and Nick". ”

Su Su turned the seat, sucked the milk carton in one hand, reached over and grabbed the two movie tickets with the other, took a closer look at the names on the movie tickets, and said excitedly: "Judy and Nick"! Okay, I just want to watch this, but my boyfriend doesn't accompany me to watch it, and he doesn't think this kind of movie is interesting. But I really like movies with this theme, but fortunately, my brother wants to watch it, and my friends don't accompany me, so I'm reluctant to pick up Susu, huh. ”

Dabao snapped his fingers and said, "No problem, it's a movie at 8 o'clock, let's go have a meal together after work, and then go to the movie, the time is just right." ”

Su Su nodded and said happily: "Mmmm, okay, okay." I'll invite you to dinner, after all, my brother invited me to watch a movie, thank you, brother. ”

Dabao also nodded, after all, Su Su is also a very independent and a bit strong, and he is not easy to upset her thoughts, so he said: "Okay, you have the final say, listen to you." ”

Seeing that he had won the battle, Su Su said proudly: "Hehehehe, but the popcorn and Coke are going to be packed." ”

Sure enough, she is still a little girl, and popcorn and Coke are still indispensable to watching movies, Dabao sighed in his heart, and then patted his chest and said: "No problem, how can you watch a movie without popcorn and Coke, wrapped in my brother." ”