I grinned and asked, "Why did you hit me?" ”

"What did you just say? There's a kind of you say again! Little Lori said angrily. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"I said, "Little Lori, come and sit next to me......"

"Smack!" Before I finished speaking, little Lori slapped me on the other cheek again.

I was stunned for a long time, this damn little Lori, although she looks very thin, about 1.6 meters tall, thin arms and legs, and her breasts are also very small, who knew that the strength was so great, and it hurt to beat someone. And a slap will slap people for a long time.

When I came back to my senses, I immediately said angrily, "Are you crazy? Why do you keep hitting people? If it weren't for the fact that you were a woman, I would have fought back. ”

"You dare to be lewd with me, I beat you lightly, you dare to fight back, come on, I'm afraid you won't succeed!" Little Lori is even angrier than I am.

I was surprised and inexplicably said, "Why am I lewd to you?" ”

"What you just said isn't it indecent? You said let me sit on your whip! Stinky rascals! Little Lori clenched her fists and was ready to beat people again.

I hurriedly said, "Why is this sentence obscene, doesn't it mean to sit next to me?" Could it be that you can't even sit next to me? ”

"Huh? Do you mean to sit next to you, not on your whip? Little Lori retracted her angry expression and became a little surprised.

"Does it make a difference?" I asked, puzzled.

"Oh, I'll go, you said it earlier, just sit next to you, why do you want to say such ambiguous words as sitting on my whip?" Little Lori smiled slightly, looking a little embarrassed.

I still don't know why, so I asked what was going on.

Becora, who was watching from the side, didn't understand, and she also began to question Little Lori, saying, "There is no problem with what Mr. Tian said just now!" ”

"Oops, I got it dirty...... I'm embarrassed......" Little Lori blushed, and under the bright lights in the park, I could clearly see the peach on her face.

Little Lori hurriedly covered her face with her hands and continued, "I thought you made me sit on your whip just now...... That's the whip...... The whip of the whip ......"

"Poof...... I burst out with a mouthful of old blood, and finally understood what she meant.

It's too evil, it's too dirty!

A foreign girl in Becora finally understood, and exclaimed: "My God, Xiaoman, you are even fiercer than a boy!" Did you give birth to the wrong child, did you give birth to the wrong sex? ”

"How can there be, oh Sister Xiaobei, don't make fun of others, I'm ashamed to ignore you!" Little Lori covered her face and ran away.

I said, "Don't run, I should settle the account with you, and besides, you still know shame, look at what you just said, even some boys dare not say it." ”

"The surname is Tian, what do you mean, do you want to find fault?" Little Lori stopped and was furious again.

This little girl...... No, it should be called an old girl, the expression on her face changes faster than turning a book, one moment shy and one moment angry, and the other innocent.

"I didn't want to find your fault, I just asked if I was slapped twice for no reason, you have to give me an explanation, right?" I said.

"Well, I want duct tape, okay, here you go!" Little Lori took out a roll of tape from her bag and stuffed it into my hand, the expression on her face became cheerful again, and she said, "Anyway, what do you want tape for?" ”

"I want your uncle, you pretend to be stupid for me!" I really can't help it, this time she definitely did it on purpose, last time the sentence "sit next to me" she can hear that meaning of a rotten girl, and I understand.

But this time, if you understand "confession" as "tape", I don't believe you don't understand that this confession is not the tape.

I threw the tape in her face in a fit of rage, and little Lori blinked her eyes in fright, and then Xiao Nen covered her face with her hands, and squatted on the ground and cried.

"Pretend, pretend, it hurts so much when you hit someone, I don't believe that being hit in the face with duct tape can make you cry!" I'm not angry.,I was thinking about coaxing little Lori.,But I didn't seem to have a good aura with her.,I can't get along with each other.。

Little Lori raised her head, sure enough, she was pretending, not a single tear came out, her eyes showed a fierce light at the moment, she clenched her fists, stood up and hit me violently.

I had already taken precautions, jumped back, and then rushed forward quickly, I don't know what I think at this time, anyway, the milk dragon claw hand that my master taught me before appeared in my mind, and I couldn't help but use it.

Both hands grabbed little Lori's chest...... I don't feel anything...... It's smaller than my sister's!

"Poached eggs? No, it's not as big as a poached egg, it should be a small jujube......"

"You're going to die!" Little Lori was ashamed and angry, and smashed my arm away with her fist, rushing towards me desperately.

I was startled, and hurriedly changed my words: "It's not a small jujube, it's a big jujube......"

"Ah...... I'll kill you...... Woo woo...... "After running a few hundred meters with me, Little Lori found that she couldn't catch up with me, and at the same time I said that the size of her chest was a date!"

It doesn't matter how big or small the jujube is, how big the jujube can be anyway!

There are also sour dates in the jujubes......

Little Lori was angry and cried, this time she really cried, and the tears of crying on the ground wet the ground.

"Uh...... Am I going too far...... It doesn't seem like too much...... She's a rotten girl, so dirty, are you still afraid of people saying it, why haven't she ever seen her so fragile when she talked about others herself? "I made excuses for my actions.

The more Lori cried, the more sad she became, Becora stepped forward and held her in her arms and coaxed her to no avail, Becora frowned and said to me: "What you just said was too hurtful, why don't you apologize to her soon?" ”

Apologize...... Just kidding, who am I going to beg for with those two slaps in vain?

I thought about it again, as a big man, I shouldn't worry about a girl, forget it, I'll bow my head and admit my mistakes.

"It's me who is wrong, you have big breasts, bigger than mango and coconut!"

"Poof...... "Little Lori was so amused by me that she couldn't cry or laugh, but she was still very angry, and after wiping her tears, she began to choke.......

Becora said with a resentful face: "Aren't you talking nonsense with your eyes open, then do you think my breasts are bigger than watermelons?" ”

“……”

I'm speechless, women's jealousy is terrible!

Little Lori's mood gradually calmed down, she stood up, looked at me with resentful eyes, I was stared at, and asked: "What look, I'm very handsome, do you like me?" ”

"Bah, I will take a fancy to you like you old and ugly ugly bastard, you dare to play hooligan on me, I can't spare you!"

"I was unintentional just now, it was completely out of legitimate defense, who knows that I touched ...... unintentionally"