Chapter 370: Girl, I'm Really Not Teasing You (Two in One)
"Who?"
With a hint of surprise and a hint of fear on her face, the girl pointed behind Mu Feng and let out a loud sigh. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Hearing the girl's voice, Mu Feng subconsciously looked back.
And at the moment when Mu Feng turned back, the girl simply turned around neatly, raised her legs and ran into the distance.
Its movements were only decisive, and its running was so simple that the water monsters that were still proud of their life-saving abilities couldn't help but straighten their eyes.
This is...... Strike at the west, divert the enemy's attention and run away?
The water monster stared at the boss with a pair of eyes, but he didn't expect that the girl who was going to argue with Mu Feng a moment ago would run away so decisively.
It's just that, with the IQ of the bastard of his own master, will he be so easily fooled?
Subconsciously looked at Mu Feng who turned his head and looked behind him.
Sure enough, the bastard owner of the house was smiling with a playful smile on his lips at this time.
Deliberately!
This bastard definitely did it on purpose!
"The little girl's family should have the appearance of a lady, and if she doesn't study well at a young age, she will run away from home.
Will it be okay when you grow up? ā
With righteous words in his mouth, he made an excuse for bullying the little girl, and Mu Feng took a big bite of the barbecue in his hand with peace of mind.
Well, if you want to eat his barbecue, you don't have a door.
Don't refuse you, I'll scare you and cry!
Watching Mu Feng gulp down the golden roast meat in his hand, he smelled the strong aroma that constantly irritated his nose.
The water monster couldn't help but swallow subconsciously.
Even though I've smelled this smell countless times, I can't help but drool.
How can you make the barbecue so fragrant, bastard.
"Huh? Xiaoshui, are you hungry? Would you like a piece? ā
Watching the Water Demon Beast swallow saliva, Mu Feng very generously tore off a piece of the Demon Beast meat in his hand and handed it to the Water Demon Beast.
Looking at the barbecue handed to him, the water monster almost opened his blood basin and swallowed it in one gulp.
It's just that, thinking of the source of this meat, the water monster resisted this impulse again.
Endure!
Be sure to hold back!
You can't eat your own meat!
Even though the meat tastes so tempting!
Get out of the way, bastard!
Hurry up and get rid of this barbecue!
Unable to speak, and constantly shouting in his heart, the water monster said that he could not give in to death.
"Huh? You don't eat it? Very fragrant? ā
Seeing that the water monster was indifferent, Mu Feng said step by step.
Water monster: "......" slut!
"Okay, if you don't eat it, then I'll eat it myself!"
Seeing that the water monster resisted his temptation, Mu Feng took his hand back and nibbled on the barbecue in his hand.
Not to mention how sad it was for Mu Feng to watch Mu Feng eat his own meat and endure the urge to drool here.
said that the girl Tang Xue saw that after successfully diverting Mu Feng's attention, she turned around decisively and ran.
She ran for several miles, and when she turned around and saw that the bad guy hadn't caught up, the girl put her mind at ease and wanted to stop.
And then......
"Oops!"
I only felt a strong impact coming from the head-on, and before the girl could react to what was happening, the whole person had already fallen behind her.
At the same time, there was a painful cry with a bit of childlike sound in my ears.
"You don't have eyes!"
Words came out of the mouths of both the girl and the boy at the same time.
Then, the two of them began to stare at each other with big eyes.
"You hit me!"
The same unforgiving words came from two different mouths.
"You ......"
Again, it was synchronous.
"I don't know as much as you!"
It's still the same.
"You...... Hum! ā
Similar facial expressions, with the same words, give people an inexplicable sense of joy.
However, just as the boy and girl glanced to the side at the same time, there was a scolding voice in their ears.
"Stinky boy, don't run, see if I don't kill you!"
At the same time as the ear sound entered his ears, the young man's face changed, and he didn't care about being angry with the girl, so he got up from the ground and ran away.
While running, he turned back to the girl and said, "Stinky girl, tell you that it's not that the master is afraid of you, the master is in trouble now."
If you have the ability, you wait here, and the master will come back and fight with you for another three hundred rounds! ā
The voice fell, and the boy had run away without a trace.
And the girl, after listening to the young man's words, was even more angry, so she really waited for the girl to come back and fight for another three hundred rounds.
It's just that the teenager who successfully escaped, where does he remember that he fell into a girl on the way to escape.
Therefore, until dark, the girl did not wait for the person she was waiting for.
"The people outside are so hateful, they don't even talk!"
Stamped her feet angrily, and in the night, the runaway girl ran away from home for the first time, ending in a kind of gray and rushing back.
At the same time, in the girl's heart, there is also a concept that the outside world is terrible.
Time flies, and three years have passed in the blink of an eye.
The girl of the past has grown into a big girl, and she is slim and elegant.
The young man of the past, with a handsome face and a ruffian, Yongan was a buddy.
The boy had long forgotten that he had promised to fight for 300 rounds.
The girl has even blurred the impression that she first ran away from home and met a bully villain who even had no discipline in Warcraft.
But I always remember that a little ruffian once made a promise to his subordinates that he would come back and fight for 300 rounds, but the pigeon was released by the little gangster.
On this day, in the city of Yuzhou, Sedum, the young man of Yong'andang, was wandering around in the city of Yuzhou.
Also on this day, three years after running away from home after the last failure, Tang Xuejian, the eldest lady of the Tang Gate, who had learned from the pain, walked out of the Tang Gate again.
In the city of Yuzhou, the two ushered in another encounter.
And what happened to the same person is naturally not just a pair of men and women who meet again under the trajectory of fate.
On this day, many, many more happened.
On this day, a ranger named Li Xiaoyao used his time and space supernatural powers to shuttle to this era.
On this day, the Demon Realm Demon Respect Building broke into the Shushan Lock Demon Tower and snatched the magic sword in the Lock Demon Tower.
On the same day, Mu Feng, who was dressed in white and did not stain the dust, stepped on the gate of Shushan Mountain.
It was also on this day that a baby named Li Sansi was wrapped in swaddling clothes and let out the first cry that came to this world.
In the city of Yuhang, Sedum, who got half a pendant, wandered around the city.
Similarly, Tang Xue, the eldest lady of the Tang Gate, saw that she had half a pendant hanging from her waist and walked in Yuhang City.
Following the unknown direction, following the power of the underworld, the two gradually got closer.
When the two of them got close to each other, the power of the pendant was activated.
Under the action of an unknown force, Tang Xue, who was being pulled, saw that his body was moving in the same direction uncontrollably.
Until, the two collided hard.
"Oops!"
A familiar cry of pain.
"You don't have eyes!"
Words came out of the mouths of both the girl and the boy at the same time.
Then, the two of them began to stare at each other with big eyes.
"You hit me!"
The same unforgiving words came from two different mouths.
"You ......"
Again, it was synchronous.
"I don't know as much as you!"
It's still the same.
"You...... Hum! ā
Similar facial expressions, with the same words, give people an inexplicable sense of joy.
Then, the eldest lady of the Tang Sect, who had just glanced to the side, seemed to suddenly think of something.
"You...... It's you! ā
Turning his head to look at this face, which was much more mature, but could still see the original outline, Tang Xue saw a flash of surprise in his eyes, and then it was full of complexity.
The first time I ran away from home, although it was a failed runaway, I also encountered some things that left a deep impression on me.
Among them, the most impressive is naturally the bastard in front of him who released his own pigeons.
For this reason, he also secretly swore that when he saw this bastard again, he would definitely beat him into a pig's head.
It's just that I didn't expect that the next encounter would come so unexpectedly and so unexpectedly.
Even, thinking of the conversation between the two just now, the girl found that this conversation was exactly the same as three years ago.
"What is you is mine! Tell you, you broke the master, now take the money to compensate, otherwise don't want to leave! ā
I don't understand what kind of style the crazy woman in front of me smoked, but since the other party doesn't hold him accountable, Sedum won't let go of this opportunity to dump the pot.
It's hard to say, but this time you can get a sum of money.
After all, looking at this crazy girl's clothes, she looks like the eldest lady of a rich family.
It's just that Sedum's words made Tang Xue stunned.
"You..... You don't remember me? ā
He didn't expect that he had been thinking about it for three years, and the teenager who let him go three years ago would forget about himself after meeting again three years later.
"Hey, I told you not to come to this set, do you think you can pretend to be an acquaintance without compensation?"
Sedum jumped up from the ground and looked at Tang Xue with a defensive expression.
Looking at Sedum's movements, Tang Xue saw a gloomy look on his face for no reason.
"You really don't remember me."
It's like talking to yourself, and it's like a whispered accusation.
"Hey, are you alright?"
Looking at Tang Xuejian's gloomy expression on his face, Sedum said in a low voice, "It's a big deal, I don't want you to compensate for it!" ā
Seeing the other party's expression, he was afraid that the other party would cry in the next second, and Sedum's tone was also cautious.
"I'm fine!"
Taking a deep breath, Tang Xue saw the gloom on her face.
"Are you alright?"
"It's fine!"
"Good! Let's talk about compensation again! ā
Seeing the other party nodding, Sedum brought up the old matter again.
Tang Xue saw: "......" is a big beauty in front of you, you don't look at it, you just think about money, how poor are you?
"It's better to pay you!"
Just as Sedum was waiting to talk to Tang Xue about compensation, and Tang Xue was speechless, a flirtatious voice sounded above everyone's heads.
Subconsciously looking up, Sedum saw a man in a black cloak descending from the sky.
The heroic posture of the sedum can only be seen with straight eyes.
He naturally can't be bent, but even if it is a man, he can't deny that the way this man appears is really dazzling.
"So handsome!"
Watching the man fall from the sky and fall in front of him, Sedum's first feeling is that this kind of banging appearance is handsome.
If you can learn such a skill, why worry about not being able to find a beautiful daughter-in-law, why worry about not being able to make a lot of money?
"Want to learn?"
Listening to Sedum's admiration, the corners of the man in the black cloak hooked up slightly, and he asked with an inexplicable smile.
"Yes!"
There was no hesitation in answering.
"Shall I teach you?"
The man in the cloak is very direct and generous.
It's just that it is this kind of generosity that makes Sedum a little timid.
In this world, there is no love for no reason, and there is no hate for no reason.
He didn't think he was handsome enough to make people willing to teach him martial arts casually.
"Nope! No, I don't want to learn! ā
It is naturally good to learn martial arts, but for the unknown price, he doesn't want to fight.
"Okay, if you want to learn, you can come to me at any time!"
The man in the cloak seducted.
Sedum: "......"
"You just said that I want to compensate, and you give it for her, is it true?"
Ignoring the temptation of the cloaked man, Sedum pulled back the topic.
"Naturally!" The man in the cloak nodded, "How much?" ā
"Ten...... Ah no, a hundred taels! ā
I wanted to say ten taels, but the cross had just been exported, and in line with the principle of being cheap and not making bastards, Sedum changed his words instantly.
If you say ten taels yourself, you will be able to fall to ten taels if you reach the sky.
And if you say one hundred taels, even if you can only get ten taels in the end, you are not ashamed of your loss.
Asking for a price all over the sky, and paying back the money on the spot, aren't all businessmen like this?
It's just that to Sedum's surprise, the caped man has no intention of counteroffering for his sky-high asking price.
"Yes!"
Nodding, the cloaked man's voice did not fluctuate in the slightest.
Sedum: What's the ...... situation? This brother is from an alien, right? He obviously asked for such an outrageous price, but he didn't make a counteroffer?
It's just that when he saw Tang Xuejian's appearance, Sedum nodded clearly, and a kind of realization appeared in his heart.
In order to chase girls, what is this money?
It's just that since this brother is so willing to give up, why don't I help you again!
Thinking so, Sedum smiled and spoke again, "I'm talking about gold!" One hundred taels of gold! ā
"Yes!"
Still without the slightest hesitation, the cloaked man nodded slightly.
Sedum: "......" is so generous? Met a local tyrant?
"I'll give you a thousand taels, give me that pendant on your body!"
Without waiting for Sedum to speak again, the man in the cloak spoke up again, automatically increasing the price tenfold.
Sedum: "......" This guy has a problem with his brain, a thousand taels of gold, what pendant can't be bought? Will you be able to see the broken pendant on your waist?
As Yong'an Dang's buddy, Sedum's ability to identify antiques is definitely not covered.
He had seen this pendant a long time ago, and it was not worth much at all.
In this way, the purpose of the other party's bid is somewhat questionable.
Subconsciously looked at Tang Xue beside her, and sure enough, she saw a similar pendant hanging from the girl's waist, which looked like a pair of her own.
So, it's no wonder.
With a hint of clarity in his eyes, Sedum cast a "brotherly atmosphere" look at the man in the cloak.
In this regard, the man in the cloak did not explain, but quietly waited for Sedum's answer.
And when Sedum looked at it, Tang Xue saw the true face of the two pendants.
Knowing that the two pendants were a pair, coupled with the fact that the man in the cloak appeared to pull the wind and had to pay compensation for himself, in an instant, Tang Xue saw that he was as crooked as Sedum.
He ....... How could he be like this! ā
Unconsciously, Tang Xue saw a hint of blush on her face.
In this era, who has ever seen this kind of flirting method.
Even if she is a chaste martyr, she can't stand this kind of flirting with her sister with a lot of money.
What's more, the other party is so tactful and considerate.
"You...... You talk first, I still have to go first! ā
Looking at Sedum's playful gaze, seeing the man in the cloak looking straight at the pendant on Sedum's waist, Tang Xue saw where he was still staying.
After leaving a sentence, the dignified Tang family's eldest lady walked out of the house for the second time less than two hours later, and ran away decisively again.
Cloaked Man: "......"
Looking at Tang Xuejian's reaction, looking at Sedum's expression of frowning and winning, he didn't understand what the other party had misunderstood.
It's just that......
Girl, I'm not flirting with you!